I don’t give a fuck about Riahnna and her tribal jigaboo dance moves…

I don’t even care about her doing the dance in leggings…because she’s a whore and should be in a thong or naked…with labia flapping in all directions….a memory of the damage she did to herself by prostituting at the age of 14 to tourists back home even if that prostituting got her where she is today…..

What I care about is that they subtitled her – even though she’s speaking english….like America has got to the point of stupid where they can’t understand the guys on Swamp People….or even Caribbeans….it’s almost offensive to her uneducated ass…but more importantly…a terstament to our uncultured retard nation….or maybe it isn’t our nation but Rihanna and her uneducated whore ass….that we should just watch gyrate instead of listening to her talk about it….focus on her skills yo.

On a sidenote….

She wore a garter belt to dinner….and I approve….

(click the pic to see more)

On another sidenote

Here are her tits for instagram – no wonder they sold for a billion dollars….

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I knew Rihanna was an attention whore….or just a whore…back when she first landed her record deal…only because I know people in Barbados who had been telling me bitch was a child hooker who got the right John…pretty much since the beginning….

As her career, or public image, progressed for that easy to digest pop crap, to what’s become a sex charged, keeping in line with her history as a child hooker, I knew for the next 5 years, we’d be dealing with a slut…

Then she got beat by Chris Brown, something I am still not convinced was actually Chris Brown’s doing because my same informant in Barbados said that Bajan chicks are insane enough to beat themselves up and call the cops on you, his wife would sniff his dick whenever he got home to see if he was cheating….daily….and police were called often….and shit happened to his neighbors too…just a way of life there…

Now she’s gone a little extra slutty, she’s smoking drugs in public, she’s pulling the “i don’t give a fuck” card…and now she’s posting pics of what could be weed instagramed to fuck the color….or some white popcorn like powder….and even though I don’t have a girls and weed fetish…I do have a girl rubbing pussy on the back of my neck fetish…so this works for me….I’m obscure like that…Who cares.

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I am not anti-weed. I don’t ever smoke weed, but I would if I liked it, and there is no logical reason why it is illegal, so seeing Rihanna with a massive joint alongside Snoop, doesn’t phase me, shock me, even impress me….it is what it is….but I’m not a Christian mother of kids who has been brainwashed by the bible, the church, the media for the last 4 decades, who along with her friends who are equally closed minded and ignorant, would have put an end to Rihanna’s career, even if she’s an islander and smoking is part of her culture…..see cuz that’s not how it works….

Now I’m not a weed fetishists who loves chicks posing with joints, in fact I find that shit stupid…I don’t brag about how much I fucking drink….but I am all for some bitch showing the world she doesn’t give a fuck, she has more money than her entire country, she’s set for life and not even 25, fuck you corporate America and your pleasing the Christians…

I am more into her posting her nipple on facebook….to let the FB people know she’s Rihanna and along with smoking weed, she can also post inappropriate pics and albums like that bitch Haley…despite the rules…..like these Hawaii Bikini Pics….

Here are some other pics she posted to instagram…..not quite as exciting.

Here are some of her whoring out pics she posted to facebook for absolutely no reason because she’s a huge star and doesn’t need the attention…clearly she just wants the attention….I guess once a whore always a whore….good.

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I already mentioned Rihanna’s Bad Ass at Coachella that with photoshop, good angles, lighting, and make-up….turn into a fantastic ass.

You’d think a bitch from the islands who runs around on stage all night and who got to where she is being a prostitute would know a thing about maintaining a hot ass….but then you figure she has more money than the island of Barbados combined, she’s good, and doesn’t need to give a fuck….especially when she has all these digital artists and professionals making up for her bad diet….

She’s hit or miss….hot sometimes…annoying other times….horrible and not able to take a punch…only to milk that punch for all the attention possible….but when she’s half naked…all that is wrong with her and her bad music….kinda disappears….

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Rihanna posted some pictures of her little tits in her bikini and from this angle she almost looks hot….you know a nice toned stomach from all her dancing around on stage….but then I see pictures of her at Coachelle performing in shorts….with an ass like this…..

And it makes me think this shit is all smoke and mirrors and shot from thr right angle….reminding me that all girls on the internet only post pics of themselves that they think are hot…so whever you see a questionable picture of them on Facebook or instagram, realize that that is probably more truth that their hot pics….if anything…their worst pic is probably them at their best….and their best pics are just the freak second the lighting, angle, pose was right….

But the good news is….since this is the internet….we can only focus on their good…..cuz we don’t know these bitches in person….and don’t have to worry about truths when jerking off…I mean other than the obvious “we’re pathetic”….you know the shit that made us realize tears are a great lube!

Here are some more of her coachella porno….

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I have a friend who lives next to a hotel and we always do drugs on his roof watching the shit go down across the street. We’ve seen orgies, we’ve seen gangbangs, we’ve seen a gay dude using a penis pump before going out, we’ve watched girls get ready, get fucked, give blowjobs, and shit is one of the best ways to spend our summer nights….cuz more often than not…people don’t shut their blinds…..it is also a lot less creepy and more consistent than when I used to do the same shit by climbing up fire escapes, where I’d wait for hours, risking getting caught, just waiting for a bitch to have a fucking shower, while on a Friday night, at a hotel, you know they are ready to fuck.

That said, here are some highly illegal if not staged pics of Rihanna and a peeping tom paparazzi who should have got less booty short and more fisting herself pics…but I take what I can get…it is all part of bottom feeding.

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Rihanna is in Elle and she ran off her mouth about some bullshit that I didn’t bother reading becausee Rihanna is some uneducated prostitute and anything that she comes up with is probably words designed by another motherfucker on her payroll….I have the inside scoop on the bitch from a friend who lives in Barbados…he told me that the Chris Brown beating was likely her hitting herself in the face to report him to the authorities to get him in trouble and ruin him cuz her crazy thought he was cheating on her….or some shit….he told me Bajan women are evil if you get on their wrong side….and they will fucking drag you through the mud…and piss on your face if needed….something I could see myself being into cuz I have no self respect and when Rihanna looks like this…amazing….I’d pretty much let her do whatver she wanted to me…including ripping off my penis in some tribal fucking ritual…shit would go viral andd I don’t need it, it’s pathetic and embarassing anyway, at least now I’d have an excuse….am I right people?!

So here she is in Elle, half naked, looking good, reminding us she’s crazy, but can take a good beating and get over it, unlike all your “i was molest by my dad”…or “my boyfriend is abusive” fat chicks who can’t fucking let go….get over it.

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Here are some pictures Rihanna posted to twitter for her young fans to teach them that with a little smoke and a little slutty behavior…they too can be famous too….not necessarily at her level of pop-stardom….but definitely with all the guys who they let cum on their faces in exchange for false promises…or money….cuz seriously…no matter how much Rihanna wants to sing about loving the smell of chains and whips, her fan base is still 12….cuz no adult can listen to her shit and take it seriously enough to follow her on twitter…this shit is for the youth….the kind of role model I can’t just get behind…but that I’d love to get behind.

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Rihanna is such a wild a crazy girl….one who understands that the nipple is not meant to be hidden…especially when trying to differentiate herself for her old self who was some poptart shit…before getting beat up by a dude made her hard….I mean at least that’s what she wants us to believe…when I think she figured it all out at 14 when she became a prostitute for rich tourists in Barbados, the same tourists who made her career in America…cuz trust me there are girls who can actually sing in the islands there is no reason this daughter of a garbage man even the locals looked down on, would become this radio fucking hit maker she is now…..but I guess what it comes down to is that we are all fucking whores….and at least this whore embraces it and shows her fucking nipples for the world to stare at cuz really we deserve it for being force fed her shitty music every where we go….so thanks Rihanna for your whore roots and charitable contribution to the public that made you this machine you never were meant to be…..cuz you were destined to work the resort kitchen bitch, singing in church on Sundays….and you know it…..

Why I’m directing a post to Rihanna like that high school drop out knows how to read is beyond me…

Here’s the video with fake british accent paparazzi broadcaster….to make the whole experience more complete…

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Rihanna’s been on this sex icon kick for a while, I guess it was all part of her three year marketing plan someone who wasn’t a high school drop out teen prostitute crafted for her.

From my perspective they were put her out as a pop good girl to get into the mind of the youth, then she got beat up, propelling her to the next level with sympathy from everyone, paving the way for her comeback as an empowered, I don’t need a man to define me or own me, I just need my pussy and my tits, and I’ll be the boss of them, leading to this phase of her career that is songs about the smell of sex, and topless twitter pics….It’s all a machine controlled by many, and unfortunately those many don’t just release her getting sodomized on the size of a Barbadian road by all the dudes who wouldn’t give her the time of day growing up, cuz she sucked then and sucks now.

Who cares.

Here’s a video of her rolling around in her underwear for Armani….

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