I guess Rihanna is feeling homesick and felt the need to put up some pics of her moms and sisters….you know the body she’d have if she wasn’t on stage dancing like an idiot 4-5 hours a day….because genetics can be tricked for a while….but the second she stops…and she will stop….these pics she posted on twitter will be like looking in the mirror….we call this a self fulfilling prophecy….you know a glimpse into the future once the cardio stops, the babies are made, and the eating never stops…..or maybe she just likes to jerk off to this shit….either way, I think it is inappropriate for her fans to see cuz they may get the wrong idea and think that this fatness is acceptable.

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Rihanna is topless in Esquire’s July issue that hasn’t come out yet, but that they are seeding the internet with a few pics to generate a little buzz and really who gives a fuck….

This bitch was a child hooker in barbados- according to a very reliable source, and was never meant to be the star that she is, so when I look at her, I see an over-valued twat….I should be fucking this on my Caribbean vacations for 100 USD…..but instead…I’m posting pics of her topless covering her tits like she matters.

FUCK THAT NOISE…..

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Rihanna was in concert….dressed like some warrior princess….something I have a feeling a lot of you have masturbated to….cuz the cool kids who visit drunkenstepfather are the creepier variety of revenge of the nerds….you know the virgin losers who are too social awkward to even interact with other virgin loser nerds….who masturbate a lot…and who collect weird things….like jars of their semen…that they label and put on shelves in their shitty one bedroom apartments…who don’t work…or create the next Facebook like the cool nerds….butwho instead just stare at girls with erections in their sweat pants…when they aren’t too busy eating canned noodles…and masturbating to shit like warrior princesses….so this Rihanna concert outfit may drive you nuts….while I’m more into seeing her naked, masturbating, or really delivering the whore goods….this kinda concert shit is too vanilla for me….

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Rihanna shot a video called “Where have you been” that’s probably already on Youtube, but being a fan of Rihanna as a slutty trash can bred from a garbage man in the Islands, slutty, trashy, misue of fame and not of Rihanna’s shitty music, makes me unable to confirm or deny that….What I can confirm is that she’s got make-up on her titties…that make her slut tits look alien….which is better than when she puts make up on her cunt…to make it looks like it doesn’t have herpes….

Here are the pics she posted to facebook like a good whore…

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Terry Richardson has a good thing going that we call access.

He gets paid insane amounts of money by brands and the media to shoot famous bitches, models and singers, actors and fucking everyone….and in doing that he gets to poach the talent and pull the “do you mind taking a few pics for my next book” or “do you mind taking a few pics for my tumblr”….or “do you mind taking some test shots”….

Obviously these bitches jump on board…they love being in front of the camera…especially for a guy marketed as a legend in the making in photography….who some big mag has booked to shoot them….even though he’s uninspired and not revolutionary despite how many people copy his shit…

I mean what do these bitches know…they are half retarded and live in their bubble and go with what they know….allowing him to profit, get exposure, and thus make more money with their image….It’s a great place to be…..

Unfortunately, I appreciate what he’s doing, cuz at least he’s putting effort in, and these pics of Rihanna are hotter than most pics she’s in, I just would prefer if she was more naked while spreading that black gaping asshole…you know she’s down for that….might as well milk it….

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One thing I love about Rihanna, is that she’s made it and she’s having a good time.

Another thing I love about Rihanna is that when she posts this shit she writes #rolemodelshit cuz she knows the media will eat her up….like she was the pussy in red…like the pussy with her tongue out…who is giving the dance of her life…cuz shit this is Rihanna….could be her big fucking break….and in reality she is a role model to me…that one day if I make it…strip clubs will let me in with a camera….as of now they just kick me out and make me delete the pics…..

The truth is she’s a gully bitch from the gutter with as much class as one of this strippers…things just worked out better for her and that’s why she’s living it up the way she should….trashy and perfect….not to mention you gotta love a bitch who makes it rain on them hoes…it’s far better than having your wife complain you spent money for her milk and donuts on strippers….

All his to say, Rihanna is a role model and here are her blurry pics that get the point of just how good she is across…

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Rihanna went on a getaway in Hawaii this past weekend and with all getaways….especially getaways for exhibitionist sluts who used to be child prostitutes to get out of the hell life they were living in the islands as the daughter of a garbage man….a fate that would have ended with 4 kids with a cheating jet ski rental guy who works the beach and fucks tourists…instead of having 100 million dollars she can use to rent better jet skis on the beach of more expensive places like America…proving to all little girls everywhere…sucking dick for money to buy designer clothes can lead to great places….that once you reach you can continue to prostitute yourself…only for fun instead of enterprise…she’s lovely role model I’d be into exploring deeper with my penis/tongue/inanimate objects.

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Rihanna the slut….was in her bikini this past weekend cuz she’s back in Hawaii, you know cuz she’s from Barbados so a getaway for her is heading anywhere but the Caribbean…and she posted the above picture to twitter…of her and a paparazzi she’s decided to fuck around with…you know breaking down that wall that usually exists between the star and the paparazzi…making them perform like her dancing monkeys because that’s essentially what they are….willing to do anything for the shot….and it is about time someone does this…cuz you know what…the celebs have the power to destroy the paparazzi…all they have to do is release their own pics of themselves for fucking free….for all of us to use….

Here’s another picture that she posted….not sure if it is her….but it sure as hell would make sense if it was…

Here she is in some Behind Scenes video…showing off her body….that dropped last week

And that concludes the Rihanna update I don’t care about and hope you don’t care about either.

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I didn’t watch Rihanna’s new video…partially because I really have better things to do with my time….but also because I don’t really give a fuck about Rihanna and I hate her fucking music and the fact that at the Time 100 people awards she said she’s glad they awarded her cuz she’s just being herself…or some other bullshit lie that carries her onto continual songs polluting our brains and the airwaves…..

But I can assume the video is Offensive, just based on the name…and I’m hoping there is a backlash from China, stopping production on her merchandise…..cuz if someone said they were a Princess of anything of mine, especially a gutter black chick from the Islands who was a child prostitute, I’d be pretty mad at how entitled she felt…and I’d likely arrest her for the false claim as we all know a percentage of her idiot fans probably think she’s a Princess of China…which is bad for their global image….

The only thing she’s a princess of, even with her 100 million dollars, is her own cunt life that luckily we don’t have to deal with or listen to her whine….cuz newly rich trash is the fucking worst.

Here’s the video…

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