Rihanna was in concert….dressed like some warrior princess….something I have a feeling a lot of you have masturbated to….cuz the cool kids who visit drunkenstepfather are the creepier variety of revenge of the nerds….you know the virgin losers who are too social awkward to even interact with other virgin loser nerds….who masturbate a lot…and who collect weird things….like jars of their semen…that they label and put on shelves in their shitty one bedroom apartments…who don’t work…or create the next Facebook like the cool nerds….butwho instead just stare at girls with erections in their sweat pants…when they aren’t too busy eating canned noodles…and masturbating to shit like warrior princesses….so this Rihanna concert outfit may drive you nuts….while I’m more into seeing her naked, masturbating, or really delivering the whore goods….this kinda concert shit is too vanilla for me….

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