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2014

12

Sep

Rihanna’s Street Walkin’ of the Day

Either I created this lie that I may one day get sued for – that Rihanna was a 14 year old prostitute in Barbados where she seduced whoever it was who imported her to America to sell to Jay-Z….or the Barbado’s jet ski renter who told me did…or maybe – just maybe he was telling the truth, which would explain why she’s fallen into this over sexualized, flashing, and now street walking character who sings about getting excited by the smell of sex, while destroying little girls everywhere….at their core of their value system…leading to a future of hookers who don’t think they are hookers…they are just bring Riri..

Doesn’t matter…I just like seeing any girl who looks like she’s doing a walk of shame, or street walking for her next meal, or even better, her illegit baby’s next meal…evenwhen they are worth over 100 million dollars and not looking for anything like that at all…just looking everything like that…

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2014

03

Sep

Rihanna Bikini on Vacation of the Day

Rihanna is on Vacation…and for some reason she’s doing silly instagram photoshoots with her friend that she carts around with her. I forget her name, but she’s everywhere Rihanna goes, I assume on payroll, acting as her assistant, who gets shit on by her, but who east the shit, because scat is popular now, in style now, and more importantly, it comes with all the perks of travelling the world with Rihanna for free…

I am pretty disappointed, that during a nude pic scandal, Rihanna wouldn’t step up her game and make her bikini shoot for instagram – a little more spread asshole.

The reason I am disappointed in these pics, is because she’s the kind of girl who goes out practically naked on the regular…so seeing basic bikini action, is just dull…but I guess I am jaded, because I find spread asshole pics dull too, I just like that they happen…it kind of blurs the hypocrisy of Hollywood and Entertainment being wholesome, even though it’s really the most sleazy industry of fucking, drugs, and scamming around…

Here are the pics…

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2014

02

Sep

Rihanna Paddleboarding in a Bikini of the Day

Rihanna went on a bit of an instagram rampage in her bikini because I guess she didn’t like that other girls were getting all the attention for being naked and hacked, all while nude pics are Rihanna’s wheelhouse, they are her expertise, they are her marketing strategy, I mean that and getting beat the fuck up by her boyfriends….

Shit makes money, so why not show her asshole as she is paddleboarding – to the paparazzi to say “I can be violated of my privacy intentionally too”…


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2014

29

Aug

Rihanna in a Bikini of the Day

Rihanna was in a bikini.

This is huge fucking news.

HUGE. FUCKING. NEWS.

I wonder if she had a coffee today. Or if she took a piss. Maybe she put on shoes at some point.

HUGE. FUCKING. NEWS.

I wonder if better things are going on in the world, or if this is it. This is all we’ve got going….

Rihanna was in a bikini.

It Happened. You can’t make this insanity up. I know…next level.

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2014

18

Aug

Rihanna Grabbing her Crotch of the Day

Rihanna posted this picture of someone who I will assume is her, grabbing her crotch, because it’s either itchy, she’s trying to be edgy, or because this is just the kind of message she wants to send kids…that it is ok to masturbate in pictures, as long as you have your panties on and you make a lot of money every year from selling your soul to the industry at a young age, to a man you met at a Barbados resort, when you were possibly, an underage hooker…rumours I’ve heard, and don’t really care about, because if they are true, she’s staying true to who she was before being worth 100s of millions…and I respect that…

Unfortunately, this is less of a sext, and more of a fashion shoot. Boring.

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2014

11

Aug

Rihanna Gets Tribal for W Magazine of the Day

I don’t know if this is racist…but it should be…and she should be lynched for it – because why the fuck not…right?

I mean I generally like these photographers, and the pictures are great as pictures, but I always took Rihanna as less of a South American tribal girl, and more of an african tribal girl with her tits hanging out, any chance she gets feeding the village with her bountiful milk that she got from grazing the fields in dance, and having multiple babies from being gang banged by the chief…I like to think that’s more in line with what she does…in her everyday life…

Natives won’t like this….

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2014

16

Jul

Rihanna in a Bikini in Rio of the Day

Rihanna is in Rio for the World Cup, and along with posting anti Israel statements, because Rihanna is well versed and educated on political situations that she keeps on top of while on the road smoking tons of weed and partying. You know taking a stance on something people on both sides of the fence are overly sensitive about….

She’s taken some time out of her political life to show her ass in a bikini…because that’s what you do when you’re fighting war using your celebrity on twitter…you strip down and get wet in some dirty sewer water…

You know to really put yourself out there….which I think is far better look for her that trying to pretend to be intelligent. She dropped out school at 14 to be a vapid pop star puppet…maybe she should stick to that life choice…not because what she said was right or wrong..but because people should focus on what they are good at…or what they get paid for. There’s nothing worse that an entitled bitch being entitled because she is confusing people like her songs and dance with liking her or anything she’s about…

I guess, Rihanna is the shit stain on the music industry…a shit stain I’d like to lick off….

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2014

09

Jul

Rihanna in Some Lingerie in Public of the Day


Rihanna doesn’t even bother getting dressed anymore…she just puts on her silk housecoat like some medicated Valium wife in the 60s and hits whatever restaurant she’s at, because why the fuck bother wearing clothes, she’s already sold her soul and her privacy for a lot of fucking money, might as well make the world feel like some kind of intimate hang out in her bed…which brings up an important point, not enough girls wear lingerie you’re grandmother would wear for your grandfather, or in my case, for American white men paying for sex, out in public…more importantly, where’s her nipples, this is so unlike Rihanna…

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2014

07

Jul

Rihanna See Through Lingerie Dress of the Day

Rihanna brought her tits out in lingerie…like it was outerwear when it was really underwear because she’s innovative like that, I mean if you think showing the world your nipples time and time again, when you really don’t have to show the world your nipples, but rather you’re just showing your nipple for the sake of showing your nipple, because you like your nipples, or feel like you’re in National Geographic with your nipples, despite being Rihanna, a huge star who will still get talked about without showing her nipples…which luckily, I do…

It’s like some Jerry Maguire “show me the nipple” hustle, where I don’t even have to ask, or send flower, or try to trick the bitch into showing nipple, she just does it at her own free will because she’s been programmed that way…how can anyone hate on that…

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2014

03

Jul

Topless Rihanna Versus a Baby of the Day

In some countries this behavior is considered inappropriate when it isn’t your own baby. People get arrested for this shit…The FBI knock down doors…

She is not in a fucking African tribal where the kid’ mom died of AIDS and the town wet nurse feeds all the Orphans…

Whatever this is….it’s weird…I mean unless it’s just Rihanna making noise to get noticed…which is pretty much what she’s all about…

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