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2015

10

Feb

Robyn Lawley Isn’t That Plus Sized of the Day

I used to make fun of fat girls, but then I realized I was only doing that because I was angry that I was married to one, and everything they told me about obesity, like premature death and disease wasn’t happening fast enough…it’s easier than divorce…

I’ve even made fun of ROBYN LAWLEY in the past….because I’m a jerk…

Then I started making fun of skinny girls, calling them fat, but only models who get paid 100,000 dollar day rates, because I feel they deserve the scrutiny…and should starve themselves to justify those pay days…

But as someone who fucks fat girls…I don’t mind em, I actually like how insecure they are and how hard they will make up for it in bed…

More importantly, as someone who knows fat girls on an intimate level, this fat chick who Sports Illustrated is milking hard, is hardly even that fat…she’s proportionate, and sure she may out weight Kate Upton, who is actually plus sized, but in denial….she looks less sloppy….

If they were to really try to make an impact…there would be more cellulite..and gunts…this is just no different than their other models…so this whole PR push about this is insanity….

Here are some of the pics…

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2015

06

Feb

Sports Illustrated’s “First Plus Sized Model” of the Day

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I think the better PR play on this whole Plus Sized model thing, is not calling the models plus sized models, because if you are really trying to be politically correct, they should just do what they did with Kate Upton, squeeze her into bikinis that are too small for her, and pretend she’s a model…the people will listen…the people will believe…but the second you say – Plus Sized…you’re pretty much saying fat bitch in a bikini because it is good for business….

I am convinced this is not their first Plus Sized model…I am sure if they had a weigh in – Kate Upton would lose…

Here name is Robyn Lawley … I’ve posted her fat chick tits before…but no one celebrates me.

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2014

30

Jul

Plus Sized Model Robyn Lawley Gets Naked for Coal Mining of the Day

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It’s hardly getting naked – if I can’t see labia…

I mean cropping out the pussy and nipples is pretty much the same was wearing clothes…

Maybe if this plus-sized model took a minute away from eating donuts, she’d realize…that if she really wants to protest naked…she may want to try showing the world her naked…instead of this nonsense…

This is what she had to say:

Woke up this morning to find out that our Environmental minister and the abbott government have approved what will be the biggest mine of Australia “Carmichael mine will cover an area seven times that of Sydney Harbour. The only way to get coal out of Carmichael mine is via the Great Barrier Reef. Millions of tonnes of seabed will have to be dredged and dumped in the World Heritage Area to make way for port expansions to service this mega-mine. Minister Hunt knew the company behind the mine, Adani, had a dirty track record. In India, Adani has been investigated and fined for illegally building on villagers’ land and destroying protected mangrove areas. An investigation by the Karnataka anti-corruption ombudsman exposed Adani Enterprises’ active involvement in large-scale illegal exports of iron ore at its port, resulting in “huge” economic losses to the Government. Documents seized from Adani’s offices revealed the company was paying cash bribes to port officials, customs, police and local pollies in exchange for “undue favour for illegal exports”. Heres some more facts about this particular mine 28 thousand hectares big, taking over 20 thousand hectares of native bushland 4 x fossil fuel emissions than the country of New Zealand 12 billion liters of water per year with the coal mine to have a lifespan of 90 years the extinction of the black throated finch for a mine owned by Adani- Instead of joining countries such as Germany and introducing more renewable energy to protect our great land for us and future generations, we continue to go backwards. Coal is soon going to be a dead commodity only bought buy irresponsible countries who do not care about climate change and the damage on the world. I’m shocked and feel powerless so I decided to get people to read this one way or another, we have to stop them…..before its too late

Blah…Blah…Blah…Shut the fuck up with your politics…as Fascinating as they are……Here’s another pic of her big size 16 model body…even though fat girls don’t exist to me.

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2014

01

May

Robyn Lawley for Chantelle Lingerie of the Day

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It is the fat generation…so everyone, as you probably know, are embracing and celebrating being fat, because it makes for a good excuse to remain fat, you know it’s in style, or in-fashion or whatever, even models like Kate Upton are eating their way to stardom…but it’s not because of politically correctness, like Love everyone and Love yourself, it’s that the general population is fat and in order to sell them product, you must show them fat girls, otherwise you get slaughtered by the media, and no one buys your shit, unless you are Victoria’s Secret, who will one day go fat, as fit babes are a dying fucking entity..

The reality is that fat is gross, it is unhealthy, we aren’t naturally supposed to be fat, we are fat because of our lifestyles, we eat too much, we don’t work out, and we will die premature deaths…because of it…

So as a fat man, I will say, no one wants to see fat chicks modelling in lingerie, it does more bad than good, but I still like fat tits…so I’m posting it even though it represents all evil…

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2013

06

Sep

Robyn Lawley is a Babe for Cosmo of the Day

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Robyn Lawley is some plus sized model and food blogger from Australia who I have never had sex with, partially because I have never heard of her before today because I haven’t had the chance to work my charm on her, you know by writing her love letters and sending her baked goods, because the best way to a plus sized models heart is through her plus sized stomach…but also because girls don’t like having sex with me unless it is forced.

She’s modelling paints and pyjamas in Cosmo..and despite her gut hanging out…I kinda love it…which is saying a lot cuz I hate fat chicks.

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2012

09

Oct

Robyn Lawley Fat Bikini Model of the Day

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The rumor is that Fat models are people too…I don’t believe it….

I wouldn’t know because when I see fat girls, including my wife, my brain kinda turns off and they become invisible, unless it is 3 am and I have a boner that needs tending to, in which case my survival mode kicks in and I’m ready to face fuck as long as none of my friends see me go home with the bitch…

But as I love of all half nakedness for money, even when it shouldn’t really be something bitch should be confident enough to pull off, I am gonna endorse her body as much as her doing this endorses obesity and diabetes to all the young girls in a “Love your body” campaign that is indirectly making everyone fat and unhealthy….instead of encouraging healt and fitness….