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2018

03

Jan

Selma Hayek – Massive Tits – For a Film Festival of the Day

Selma Hayek was at a film festival, because she’s a famous Mexican actress who made it in America based on her talents alone, I mean that and her ability to be sexually harassed until she has to rat out her pervert aggressors after the money has long been in the bank, because these tits, that she’s very liberal with, and has been her whole career because she knew they were key tools in Mattering…..are seductive…but as we’ve learned…just cuz a ho is a ho is a ho – doesn’t mean we’re allowed to offer them career advancement for sex…even after they accept…but decide 10 years later it was a bad choice cuz it’s too far gone to go back on and take away from her..

All these people – nuts.

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2017

27

Jun

Selma Hayek Shitty Topless Selfie of the Day

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Selma Hayek is trying to connect with the youth of today by pulling some of their stunts like posting topless selfies….only like the old bitch she is…she’s doing it all wrong….or maybe she’s trying to be coy, a little cocktease, clearly she knows all about how to manipulate men with her toplessness, you know to buy into her and hire her instead of some other huge titty Mexican stealing American Jobs…the way Trump would approve of, since he likes sluts….

I don’t really know what I am looking at, despite the cum face, but I know that if this selfie was really as artistic as she wanted it to be, the reflection in the mirror would either have more anus or in her case more monster tits – since THAT is what we want to see…..Seeing an Aging Hayek face isn’t as good as seeing how her tits are settling into the golden years…

But at least she’s trying.

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2015

20

Feb

Selma Hayek in Some Magazines of the Day

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Selma Hayek is probably the hottest, most shapely, Mexicans to ever make their way over to Hollywood, despite what Eva Longoria wants you to think. You know the Mexican first generation who was spoiled and integrated into the white world, frowning on Mexicans except when it worked for her PR….or Jessica Alba, who pretends she’s not Mexican…think.

She’s got these big old boobies that anyone over 30 probably remembers being impressed by, back when boobies were a big deal, and calling them boobies didn’t make you feel like a fucking 5 year old trying to breast feed off his coddling mother…

Well, I guess she’s still around because two shoots from two magazines dropped…promoting who the fuck cares…covering up them boobies I feel like an asshole calling boobies, but will continue to call boobies, since my half Mexican roots like to think she may be my mother who left me on the orphanage steps, even though I’m older than her…

Maybe what I am experiencing is genetic attraction, and we’re related and I don’t know it, and thus I’ve jerked off to my relatives tits thanks to the adoption process…good thing it’s not incest unless she gets pregnant….

Here she is in The Edit

Here she is in L’Officel

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2011

24

Oct

Salma Hayek Crazy Face of the Day

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Salma Hayek is posing with big stuffed animals…you know tapping into all kinds of furry fetishists…from the traditional freaks who get off to giant mascot like, children’s TV show-like, muppet-like, giant halloween costume-like creatures fucking or getting fucked…as well as the other furry fetishists who just like dark complexioned hairy bitches…I saw that Frida Khalo movie, I learned what kind of MOVEMBER this bitch can produce….and to some that’s porn….to me…I’m just into her mexicana tits….married, mom, boring or not. They’ll always represent pride to my motherland….