I love dancehall, I am just too scared to go to dancehall parties because I am not into getting stabbed. That’s not a racist comment, a racist comment would have been that I am too scared I’d have to eat fried chicken and I’m on a fuckin’ diet. The energy is fucking insane, it’s creative sex simulation and it’s made better when Screech and the kid from the Partridge family spit their 2 cents on the shit.

I guess when you’re party is so outrageous that it makes it on TV, it’s a party worth checking out. Dutty Fridaze in LA, put me on the list, I’ll be the guy dressed in full armor.

If that’s not enough for you to get this Friday party started, watch some psycho japanese beatboxer who proves asians are fucking robots….yes, I hate beat boxing, but this is pretty insane….

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