I am a fan of Sienna Miller, she’s one of the celebrities I don’t really rip into because I think she’s hot , mainly because she’s a cokeslut party girl who doesn’t give a fuck with hot small tits and who isn’t fat. She reminds me of the girl with a big blonde bush who would fuck rockstars in the 70s and for some reason that appeals to me, because I like bush.

I came across these pictures of her from when she was 17 and since this is DrunkenStepfather, I had no choice but to post them. I jump on any underage shit I can find, but remember 14 is legal in Canada so I am not going to prison here….you are.

I was deciding whether to write some funny stories about puberty, or teenage pregnancy, or even some losing my virginity stories, but figured that since it’s 6 am and the sun is up, the birds are chirping, the shit I spew will be more dull than usual. I just couldn’t go to bed knowing I had these lined up to post I am OCD like that. Without this OCD, there’d be no site, so you should appreciate it while it lasts, because you never know when my OCD moves to something more productive in my life, like going back to drinking myself into the gutter instead of blogging myself into the gutter. I am pretty embarrassed that I just admitted I am a blogger, that shit’s like telling a girl you like it when she shoves things in your ass. Totally emasculating, I am going to go drink some beer and watch some porn to bring myself back to normal, I guess these Sienna Miller pics are kinda like porno, so while I am gone check them out. Cuddles.

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I saw these pictures months ago, but were shitty quality. The only reason I am posting these is not because of her tits, it’s because of the way her bathing suit bottoms are riding up her box. I think I have a vagina fetish. I am also so interested in knowing how much inner versus outter versus clit hood a girl’s got. I guess it’s the same thing as girls wondering how big a dude’s dick is. Based on these pics, Sienna’s got a bit of an outty and I am okay with that. My whole quest for the perfect coinslot ended when I found out they didn’t exist. Either way, here are the rest of these old pictures cuz I know you hate pussy. Homo.

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