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2009

Apr

Sienna Miller’s Showin’ Off Her Dirty Bare Feet of the Day

I don’t know what it about Sienna Miller, but I do know I want to fuck her. Unfortunately, I feel like a lot of people have beat me to it and by a lot of people, I mean A LOT of fucking people. I feel like she’s had more cock than Chick-fil-a. You know the kind of girl who smokes hard, drinks hard, rips coke hard, and jumps on dick hard and often, and I guess that’s almost disgusting.

See, I am the kind of guy who likes my vagina’s like a luxurious shoe still on the shelf at the shoe store, you know the kind you aren’t too sure how many times they’ve been tried on, or if they’ve ever been tried on, because they are firm, the leather is tight and they are in pretty mint condition, you know something you’d spend a couple hundred dollars on.

Now I’ve got a feeling Sienna Miller’s vagina is more like the kind of shoe you’d pick up at the second hand store for 50 cents, you know mismatched, discolored and slowly turning grey, loose and falling apart, worn by many people and fucking stinks because of some infection that was left behind, with a weird rough patch near the toe and a hole in the sole…..if you know what I mean….

And here is Sienna Miller not wearing any shoes going through Airport security, showing off her dirty hippie, free spirited, fun loving, slut feet that I know at least one guy has cum all over…..

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2009

Mar

Watch Sienna Miller Walk of the Day

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There was a time whe I used to park myself outside random places, whether it was in the park watching girls walk with their families and friends, or on a busy downtown street watching girls go from store to store, or even stop for a coffee, or at a mall watching girls walk into various lingerie or bikini stores, or even outside an all girls school to see the girls walk by in their school girl outfits, and it was never as boring as posting pictures watching Sienna Miller in some dumpy jeans walking. I just wanted to make that clear, in the event you were wondering whether real life ass is better than pictures of real life ass.

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2008

Sep

Sienna Miller Hides from the Paparazzi of the Day

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Seeing Sienna Miller hiding from the paparazzi because she doesn’t like the press she’s getting for being a homewrecking slut and is ashamed of herself for being a homewrecking slut, but not ashamed enough to pursue a married man by throwing her drunk desperate vagina at him when they were working together, reminds me a lot of my sex life. Not because it involves these Hollywood stories of passion, but because everytime I ever woke up with a hard on next to a girl I brought home with me after a night of hard drinking, who I’d wake up by trying to shove my dick inside her ass and my fingers inside her mouth would scream, jump out of bed, run to the corner of the room in the fetal postion while covering her face and shaking in fear, but all those games never stopped me, sure maybe it wasn’t role playing, but if I told myself at the time I’d have to come to terms with the fact that I actually raped them and I slept a lot easier thinking that it was just an act on their part.

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2008

Aug

Sienna Miller is on a Yacht in a Bikini of the Day

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So Sienna Miller and her homewrecking self was out on a yacht in a bikini the other day. I know she’s usually a little more liberal about her tits and lets them out every chance she gets but even the oldest, sloppiest and digusting nudist has to put their pants on sometimes. I am not really feelin the whole Sienna Miller thing right now, I went through a phase where I liked her skinny, cokeslut, partying ways because she looked like she took loads on her face, didn’t shower and didn’t believe in condoms, but like everything, good things come to an end and I am bored of her.

What I am not bored of is the life of luxury she’s livin’ and have decided that I want the same kind of lifestyle and just haven’t figured out how to pull it off, but I guess like anything, it’s best to start with an attitude. Just the other day, a woman was raising money or Filipino kids and was standing outside a pharmacy asking for anything I could give. You know, trying to make me feel guilty by showing me a picture of some starving kid who looked like it had a better lifestyle than me, so I told her that I don’t mind helping out because it feels like I am investing in my future house keeper. She didn’t laugh, but I still gave her a dollar so I feel it was my right to be an asshole. It was like I paid for the opportunity to be an asshole. So if you don’t want to deal with pricks, don’t approach random homeless lookin people asking for money for a stupid cause.

Either way, I save lives and Sienna Miller wears bikinis on yachts and here are the pics.

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2008

Jul

Sienna Miller Hangs Out Naked With Married Dudes of the Day

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I like Sienna Miller and I don’t entirely know why. She looks ratty and her tits look kinda shitty, but the truth is that she’s not fat and she looks like someone who likes to get down. We’ve seen her naked many times before so the scandal in these pics is not the fact that she’s naked, but that she’s naked with Balthazar Getty, a married dude with 4 kids.

I am not one who respects cheating, I think it’s pretty selfish and a pussy move because by a greedy person who wants all that comes his way, without caring about the other person involved and that is the main reason why I crossed my fingers when I took my wedding vows, because I didn’t really want to limit myself. So sure, in this marriage I have been unfaithful as far as my wife is concerned, but I can sleep easy at night knowing that I was never really committed to her to begin with, it’s just a paper agreement, not to mention my wife is disgusting and has got way worse over the years leaving me no real choice.

I can understand why a dude with 4 kids and a boring wife would stray for some nudist celebrity slut who likes to fuck and who probably pumped some life into his seemingly dead spirits but that doesn’t mean it’s the nice thing to do, so while Balthazar Getty is being an asshole to his family, he’s a key factor in bringing us these pics so his cheating ways have done a positive for the world on a bigger scale and if his wife can’t see that and holds that against him, then she’s just unreasonable and self serving and that’s no woman who deserves to keep her husband because his actions leading to a naked Sienna Miller should be celebrated and not punished and that’s all I have to say about that.

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2008

Apr

Sienna Miller’s Hot Cocaine Body Rocks a Cameltoe in a Bikini of the Day

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Sienna Miller is good to go. She’s got an amazing cocaine body and I love that she doesn’t mind showing it off like some free spirited vegan feminist in sandals with a huge bush, but unlike the vegan feminist, Sienna Miller doesn’t rip cocks off men everywhere and hold them over her head like she’s carrying some Olympic torch in her quest to take the penis down, but instead begs for it to be stuck inside her because it’s a lazy day and she just feels like smoking some cigarettes, drinking some wine and laying on white linens naked all day after getting fucked.

Sure it could just be misrepresentation and misinterpretation, but she seems to be the good kind of hippie, the kind who is into fucking but who lives in luxury lofts, wears designer clothes and has enough money to pay me child support after I K-Fed her. Not that I ever will, but you get what I’m saying here, her vagina’s so hungry it’s eating her white bikini bottoms and that to me is enough proof of what I just wrote. Reality is that none of us will find out, but you can try to pretend you are while masturbating. It wouldn’t be a first time for you…at least you’re giving your dead relatives who are watching over you something to watch and by watch I mean be ashamed of…I guess it’s your kind of over-acheiving or some shit, you know adding chronic masturbater to being an unemployed, overweight loser on welfare in his mom’s basement is kind of an achievement.

Posted in:Bikini|Cameltoe|Cocaine|Sienna Miller

2008

Apr

Sienna Miller is Showing Some Tit on the Beach of the Day

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Sienna Miller looks like a girl who likes to fuck, but then again so do most girls, but that’s just because I am a pervert and look at the world through my own kind of rose colored glasses where every girl I come across is a total slut in my fantasies and love taking it from every angle. It makes life a lot more fun to live, which is something I need because pretty much all other aspects of my life are some kind of sick joke that God’s playing on me, not to mention that even my rose-colored glasses view on the world has a serious downside and that is that none of those sluts are getting with me.

Speaking of sluts who aren’t getting down with me, here are some pictures of Sienna Miller running around on the beach and in the ocean like some kind of girl on vacation because she has made enough money to keep her out of having a normal 9-5 career where she has to sleep with her boss to get a raise or even a career stripping, but the good news is that she’s still doing the whole getting naked for money shit, just on a hire pay scale and in the movies so that she can easily convince us that it’s her craft and not using her body for profit, not that it takes any convincing for any of us because we like looking at it.

The truth is that all girls should take her lead, there’s really no purpose for bikini tops, it’s just some conservative American formality that takes away from my fun. They just get in the way, they leave annoying tan lines like some kind of Playboy Model, Pornstar or slut from the 90s and hide a natural tool used to feed our offspring that we should be celebrating. Covering them up isn’t giving them the justice they deserve, it’s some oppressive shit and the truth is that they are often more interesting to look at then the slut they belong to so if there’s one body part you shouldn’t be allowed to show off, it’s that ugly face of yours, so wrap it up like you’re in Muslim country now and show me your motherfucking tits, like Sienna Miller’s doing…..

Posted in:Bikini|Sienna Miller|Topless

2008

Mar

Sienna Miller See Through Dress of the Day

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I like Sienna Miller and I am not sure why. Maybe it’s because she seems like she’s stuck in some kind of time warp and doesn’t realize that she’s not a hippie trying to protest the war while running through a wildflower field in her expensive designer hippie clothes and unwashed hair while liberally using her nipple for change, or maybe it’s because I know she’s some kind of party girl who probably takes it up the ass because she’s not anal in the bad way. Either way, I am hungover and this shit is peaceful to me, but then again, any girl in a see-through dress is therapy for the life I’m livin.

Posted in:Nipple|See Through|Sienna Miller

2008

Mar

Sienna Miller’s Ass Crack in a Bikini of the Day

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I didn’t feel like posting today, I don’t know why. Maybe because I was tired and sick or maybe it is because writing about the same useless people day after day leads any normal person into a depression, but I realized that I have nothing better to do and that I was depressed before starting this site, so here are some pictures of Sienna Miller in a bikini.

She’s the kind of celebrity I like, I don’t know why because her body isn’t really all that, sure she’s skinny, but her ass lacks personality and her tits are just standard at least she’s not fat and there’s something about that way she carries herself that makes me just want to fuck the shit out of her. That’s really not saying much because I was just at the bank applying for a credit card and this old lady in the senior citizen line tripped and fell and I totally saw up her old lady skirt and saw her old lady support underwear and my first reaction was to bone her while she was down….unfortunately, one of the bank employees decided to be a fuckin’ hero and helped her up, ruining the fun for the rest of us and by rest of us I mean me.

The good news is that I didn’t get the credit card because I have really bad credit, but at least I spent the last 3 hours there to find that out, I couldn’t have used the time for anything better. No seriously, it gave me something to do and here’s Sienna Miller’s Ass.

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Sienna Miller|Tits

2007

Oct

I am – Sienna Miller’s Hippie Nipple of the Day

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I hate fucking hippies. I don’t know why because you’d think we’d have a lot in common, like I don’t really wash, it’s too expensive. Everytime I take a shower I end up using half the bar of soap because I have a huge surface area to cover and on this budget, buying a bar of soap every second or third day just isn’t realistic. I don’t really work or conform to the man or whatever the fuck hippies were protesting. I don’t really have a home but feel like I am living in some kind of commune, but that’s only because my wife takes up 3/4 of the couch and eats all my food. I like to get fucked up, I like bush, I like girls who are sexually liberated enough to fuck in front of me and run around naked….but I still hate fucking hippies.

I guess the reason I hate hippies is because they are full of fucking shit. They are happy go lucky fags who want peace in the world while holding hands and singing drug induced songs of gayness and rainbows and other happy colorful hippie bullshit while trying to make a difference in the world. Like putting an end to the war when war is what fuels the economy, controls population and makes rich people richer and for the most part those rich people who were getting richer from the war were the parents of most of these motherfucking protesting hippies. Because poor people have to work, because when you have no money to eat and you’re struggling, you don’t have time to dance around in fields while spending your nights writing poetry or planning protests and when you were poor in the 60s an 70s you were out getting killed in ‘Nam.

The “Man” financed their trips to San Francisco, their Ivy League educations, the communes they were living in and the drugs they were doing, because their parents just thought it was a rebellious phase and that they’d come around eventually, and they did because most of them are now doctors, lawyers and politicians now, living the life they were shitting on when they were in college living like homeless people on a mission, associating with some movement that really meant absolutely nothing because it was just a group of fucking poser rich kids. and it always comes back to rich kids on drugs rebelling against their parents to throw off my fucking day.

Either way, here is Sienna Miller, someone who I think could still be hot if she wasn’t dressed like a fucking homeless bitch hippie for some movie she’s filming, but at least she’s showing her nipple and more people should be doing that.

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