I just woke up. It is noon. If I was 16 again, my foster mother would be very mad at me. I decided to post these Hayden pictures as a celebration that her dog eats her dirty tampons, provided she can even get her period. I have heard that midgets generally can’t reproduce, and since bitch is built like a midget with her life size head and a scaled down fat chick body, I think it’s safe to assume she can’t either. Her dog also sees her shit, watches her fuck, hears her fart, licks her dirty underwear and maybe even makes messes that she has to clean up just to see her get her hands dirty when the hired help is at home. This dog pretty much owns this bitch and if only he could talk or operate a camera, we’d have much more interesting shit to post.

Either way, she’s got a new boyfriend, I don’t remember his name, he’s probably some poofter riding her celebrity like he was Zac Efron, because pretending to be straight for your career is what people do in Hollywood without realizing that we all know that everyone in hollywood are fags because straight guys are too busy working construction and fucking chicks to care about crying on screen for 1,000,000 dollars.

Here are those pics and I am not going to mention how fucking lame her t-shirt is…or the fact that she thinks she’s Doctor Doolittle, because it’s pretty obvious that the bigger dog is a utility dog she uses to help her out. Otherwise he’d be in more than one picture. He’s like the slave dog she uses to help her get dressed like the midget who lives by me who has no hands who has one just like hers and it helps him open doors, cross streets, get things off high shelves and it keeps him company when no one will talk to him for being a midget with no hands.

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