Lindsay Lohan’s latest publicity stunt in trying to convince the public that she’s getting her life together thanks to the fake alcohol bracelet her fake judge was paid off to give her, to prove to the idiotic public that this is actually something that state law enforces, but more importantly that Lindsay is getting her life together and not drinking cuz if she was she’d get arrested, since everyone I know who have had multiple DUIs still drink and sometimes even drive despite not having a license anymore…because the government can’t take away our rights to drink, but our management and PR people can pretend they do, so everyone gets behind her….

I guess they think sending her to some fitness event in her sports bra will add to the story line that bitch is getting it together and not a bloated mess we previously thought she was…I generally hate sports bras, but these ones remind me less of some smothering suffocating clothing…but more like a fat chick bra you get at Wal Mart…which is a total fetish.

I really don’t care about the bullshit that is Hollywood, but I do care about the tits, so the pics are really what matter…

Stacy Keibler was there also….not that anyone cares about Stacy Keibler…but I guess she’ll take any work she can get….and I’ll take any long legs I can get…

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