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2016

19

May

La Fille Inconnue Premiere in France was the Hot Spot of the Day

Seems like a lot of whores went to the premiere of this movie in Cannes:


The Unknown Girl (French: La Fille inconnue) is a 2016 Belgian film directed by the Dardenne brothers and starring Adèle Haenel. It tells the story of a female medical doctor who sets out to find the identity of an unknown young woman who died after she was refused surgery.

It was the place to jerk off…in your tuxedo, or if you’re like me, in your janitor’s bucket after sneaking onto the the scene…

Seriously, so many models…I guess these Belgian dudes work in fashion…why else would all these opportunists who already have rich husbands be there…other than for a luxury red carpet media hit..

I guess what I am saying is that this looks a lot like my summer pool parties…except less obesity, exposed mouth herpes, and teeth….

Alessandra Ambrosio and her Implants were there:

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Eva Herzigova was There Dressed Like Marilyn Monroe

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Rosie Huntington Whitely was there in Red

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Laetitia Casta wore some Slutty Outfit Like the 90s

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Irina Shayk Was There – She’s Perfect – But Looks Horrible…

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Helen Mirren Was There

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2013

28

Jan

Celebrity Vagina at the Screen Actor Guild Awards of the DAy

A babe from the stepFORUM must have gone to the SAG Awards last night…with prime paparazzi front row access….cuz she’s put together a mega fucking post of all the celebrities in their overpriced dresses they wear for free…looking their best…which is surprisingly not all that good…because the more I leave my house…the more I realize that celebs aren’t the hottest out there…they are just the ones insecure enough to chase a dream of having people praise them since daddy never hugged them….and what better way to praise yourself than to organize an award show to celebrate yourself….in what is such a silly industry…I should infiltrate instead of posting pics of it….


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2012

14

Nov

Babes who Matter at the CFDA/ VOGUE Fashion Fund Event of the Day

Events…all events…that I see pictures of celebrities at…no matter how low level that celebrity is…remind me of how insignificant I am…because I was never sent an invite…even though I wouldn’t have gone…not because I am too cool to attend events…but because I don’t like leaving my house…or as I like to call it…my pile of filth…the coffin in which I self destruct…but it’d still be nice to get the invite…you know to be a little less like every birthday party in elementary school I didn’t make the cut for….something I am used to…and a lot more like that stamp of approval I need for my self esteem….from society….and the people who really matter like leaches and latch ons…and scenesters…and social climbers…who aim to attach themselves to…cuz they think you are relelvant or the next big thing…cuz you are at the right place with all the right people according to themn…..I need these vapid empty people in fashion to like me…for me to feel like I matter….I’m being sarcastic….I’m just happy lookin at the pics from the comfort of my soiled couch…next to my unshowered, cheese smelling, wife.


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