People hate that I put up catalog shoots for lingerie companies, bikini companies, of unknown models half naked…because I like to celebrate models getting paid a decent day rate that makes it worth taking time off their waitressing jobs….promoting for companies who don’t pay me…more than I like posting on celebrity trash that are barely hot….and that the media shoves down our fucking throats…trying to make us think they matter..when in the grand scheme of things…they fucking don’t matter at all….but I guess you could argue that nothing fucking matters, we are insignificant and it is the end of the world…if not officially…it might as well be…since we are just little blips on the radar that are alive for a split second in the history of humanity…but that would be fucking depressing…so look at these Australians modeling funny bikinis and bathings suits instead…cuz they make our short time here more fun.

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So here are some models you may or may not be familiar with….that are all pretty much top fucking models…all famous for being good at getting photographed…all rich and luxurious because of it….representing all that is wrong in our world….but also representing all that is good…cuz I like beautiful people…and I’d hate if ugly people could pollute our lives and get ahead being ugly….at the same scale beautiful people do…it would put a damper on my day….

The models are:

Doutzen Kroes, Edita Vilkeviciute, Izabel Goulart, Karlie Kloss, Constance Jablonski, Isabeli Fontana, Catherine McNeil, Sui He, Linda Evangelista, Naysha Matonhodze, Nadja Bender

They aren’t naked…but still sexy or suggestive enough to jerk off to but maybe I just think that cuz I grew up jerking off to fashion television…cuz it was the only thing on TV that had nipple in it….in a time before cable….

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As the premiere…most successful…most famous…Mexican on the internet according to me…which isn’t saying much because the level of background research on this topic was little to none….I like to think I have a responsibility to the people…primarily my Mexican brothers and sisters….to showcase the amazing half naked women from their Mexican edition of American magazines…not because I care about Mexico or Mexicans…but because I care about models in lingerie…..at least long enough to get a boner….

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I hope I don’t get sued by Lovecat #4 because I’ve already posted: THIS DUTCH BITCH’S ASS and THAT CANADIAN BITCH’S NIPPLE from the issue.

Here are Aurelie Claudel, Bekah Jenkins, Claudia Mason, Fanny François, Le Call, Tehlia and Elie Ross….I don’t know who is who there are too many vaginas to keep track of….but I know some of them are showing nipple and nipple is a good thing….especially for hungry babies looking for dinner…and by hungry babies I mean perverts.

I know these are up and coming models and I appreciate their willingness to get naked for press…..and fame and fortune in efforts to make it as models….even if they are all making the same stupid facial expression…

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These are some pictures of some nude 8 month pregnant model walking the runway in London naked…and I am posting them because I know some of you weirdos like nude pregnant women cuz you find it beautiful and natural…as women are the ones who carry our species….while I’m more the abortion endorsing, changing my name and moving away kind of guy when I get a girl pregnant….you know and if I was really stuck…I’d just fuck other bitches justifying it to my woman by busting out a mirror….and saying shit like “just be happy I gave you a baby, and let me be happy in a pussy that doesn’t have a baby crowning out of it”….

If you know what I mean….and if you don’t it’s that nude pregnant chicks draw attention to up and comer designers…shock value that gets everyone talking…clever….

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There’s some fashion week, pretentious bullshit, filled with cunts, fags and snobs….too elite for the average person who just isn’t as “Fabulous” as their exclusive club…..and with fashion comes nudity, so here are a few pictures from the runway of a couple of nipples, if you’re like me and you appreciate jerking off to nudity disguised as art, because nudity disguised as art makes it onto the one TV channel you had when you had a TV way before the internet that you could jerk off to Sundsay for Fashion TV and by you I mean me….

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