I was at the grocery store last night, it’s really the only thing I do because I have a fat wife who sends me on errands all the time…and I saw a hot young mom carting around her kid like she was what you’d expect a Kardashian to be….only you know the Kardashian’s keep their kids with the hired help and only interact with them for money….but this doughy muppet faced 19 year old in her slutty outfit despite being winter…and I knew….”this bitch is on instagram, she’s trying to be an influencer, following the Kardashian lead, and even got knocked up because of it”…her body bounced back but you could tell she was thinking “maybe I shoulda just bought the fashion trend they were selling, the kylie make-up, anything but this shit”….because when you’re not a rich Kardashian…and you have to actually raise the kid….it’s not as fun as free trips to Dubai where dudes from instagram shit on her.

Point being…the internet is a lie…

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When it comes to harassment guys are always like, “I’d love it if a woman masturbated in front of me or grabbed me by the dick without permission,” but our minds automatically imagine an “attractive” woman. Most of us would have a different response if the woman looked like a female version of Louis CK or Donald Trump.

I wonder if the #MeToo movement is still a thing, it seems people have moved onto other things to whine about, I haven’t figured out what those things are – because I avoid the internet…despite having a website…I don’t really feel the need to stay current on anything….

But I do think that a bro’s approach to harassment is the right one….you know the whole “I’d love for a woman to grab me by my man pussy, or jerked off for me like she was Louie CK, or had underage sex with me like she was Paul Walker, or if she drugged me for free and fucked me like Cosby….why are these girls complaining”…well it’s for their personal gain first and foremost…it looks good on social media…makes them seem hot and desirable and a victim….and sure they will try to position it as “imagine if a woman who looked like trump, or Louie, or Cosby, or anyone did that to you”….and I’m like sure…I mean if she has a pussy I’m willing to at least see how offended, victimized, disgusted I get….you don’t know til you don’t try….

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It’s January 3rd, 363 Days Left to Make the Changes that matter. Sure you haven’t done it yet, but there is always June…or maybe next December when planning for 2020…it’s an important year, you know a whole new decade..

It’s January 3rd, and I haven’t stopped talking about New Years…I am the guy who will wish people a Happy New Year through April….

I am also always impressed when I write down the right date when writing fake checks to myself to fraud the banks.

The highlight of my night was walking by an art gallery drunk, seeing an artistic nude of some skinny girl with a labia filled bald pussy in the window…and seeing three homeless dudes jerking off to it…not because I like homeless dudes jerking off…but because I joined in on the party like a couple of frat boys in the locker room….not really, but I do like being reminded that we are all fucking primates behind all this bullshit….

Life. Steplinks. Morning. Dumps….

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2018, and I am sure 2017 were the year of girls on social media making depressing relatable content about relationships, their looks, etc….where they would write things about Pain. Suffering. Loneliness. Death. Being fat. Not wanting to go out to the party. It was some millennial shit that came with half naked pics….it is this quirky, teen angst but with 20-somethings…that everyone laughs at, thinks is brilliant and shares with each other…

I hope that shit ends….and we can go back to just seeing the nude pics. That’s my New Years resolution for all you sad people making your sad jokes about being sad….stop it…and focus on talking about your masturbating. I like reading about your masturabting…..

I am talking to the girls out there with their angsty millennial overly open and honest but curated, crafted, even stolen by other people, cuz they aren’t original…

Penthouse Forum is the needs and want…not reading your nerdy girl diary from when you were 15 but now 25 and working on sugar babying.

I am sure none of you have any idea what I am talking about, because I am current, with it, and I see what the kids are consuming….with their Man-Splaining, Toxic Masculinity, I’m just a girl and this is the raw me, nonsnese….the only raw I’m into is raw doggin’. Condoms are for sick people. Condoms are for pussies. Condoms are so 1990. Don’t you watch porn? Teen pregnancy is the only risk of sex and even that is just another thing you can use as a prop on your IG…

Fucking nuts.

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As it turns out, a date, like January 1, 2019, doesn’t not end misery, misery is a continuous cycle that doesn’t have a Glamour Model Calendar hung up in it’s mancave or garage for it’s old pervert who remembers jerking off to a time before porn, when we had to get creative with our jerking off, because hardcore sex wasn’t readily available in the masses it is available for us today…..Misery just keeps on trucking until one day you either change your way of thinking, or you die….often times dying is easier…but changing your way of thinking is more fun….and the cure I’ve found for Misery is zero expectations. When you don’t want or need anything from anyone and you view the world like the comedic routine it is. With everyone all so fucking serious, scrambling at the same bullshit, it’s hard to be miserable. It’s too entertaining to be miserable…..so on day 2 of your 365 days to change your life…my words of wisdom and life advice from a practically homeless man guru…is genuinely don’t care. Nothing actually matters, everything is a simulation, when you feel yourself feel, tell yourself you’re a queer and to stop being a queer, and to start doing what matters….staring at tits….

Staring at tits, always fulfilling, always a good use of time, always a distraction from all the bad, something to get you through the hard times….it’s not vulgar, if anything it’s natural and just taping into baby you, when it was all so simple….Tits…the only thing that matters and that’s where I come in….with the tits…I am your spirit guide….follow me to the areola hut.

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So the first day of 2019 is done….and we’ve all accomplished zero. We’ve all broken our New Year Resolutions that even if you don’t subscribe to that bullshit you still tell yourself with that self aware voice in your head that you have things you want to do…whether it’s just having more fun, taking things less seriously, working less, spending more on your credit cards before declaring bankruptcy…losing some weight, quitting sugar, wearing less fur…I don’t fucking know….making more out of life, traveling more, napping more, going from Cigs to Vapes…and you’ve already fucked up, but there’s always tomorrow….

364 new days for 364 or more new chances to change yo shitty ways but you won’t, but I think it’s better to count it down, day by day, throughout the year, so we really track our failures in a better way, rather than just focusing on them for the first week of January…..right.

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Midnight struck and everything instantly changed in everyone’s lives….because it is now officially 2019 and not just a promise of 2019 we were fed when we were children and our parents were trying to shut us up….2019 is real, not a myth and it is here….

I spent my night drinking too much, when I probably should have just not drank to switch things up, the only real injury is from falling on my face at least once….I figure it’s a blood sugar issue…diabetes……

I did some tweeting to Anderson Cooper because I accidentally watched his CNN Homosexual party that was awful….

I hope 2019 is a year old tweets get pulled up and I lose my job, livelihood…because that’s what happens to everyone out there trying to scam money by being public figures….then there’s this whole site where each and every post says something that people lose jobs over….which I guess makes the whole thing pretty liberating…

Here are some stepLINKS….first Morning Hangover Dump, which wasn’t pleasant by any means of 2019….for you…my people / person / Russian Bot Traffic that is breaking the server….

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Happy New Year to one and all.

If you’re still coming to the site, I appreciate it. The last month has been a series of broken fucking site after broken fucking site… It’s up half the time, slow, groggy, a lot like me…..I guess you’d expect implosion eventually. There is only so much you should expect by a website run by someone who barely knows how to draft an email.

I guess it’s one of those everything must die – when you don’t have a developer….or nerd who knows how to fix websites….because you aren’t an actual business….

So my biggest New Years Resolution is to not die, even though I may die, I’ll try not to die…keeping up this smut that is hardly smut, but that mainstream advertisers think is smut for another year – even if it is not rewarding and the people don’t care….but for some weird reason…I care….it’s probably a mental illness.

This is not a New Year, New Me, New Plans, New Achievement post I hate reading others write…and we all know others write them cuz we are on that social media bullshit and see it…all these self involved assholes, announcing to the world all the big steps they will take all because the year on the calendar rolls by and they seem to forget that no one cares, and that they’ll likely give up…..

I will say, first of the month, first of the year, is a good opportunity to quit sugar, to workout more, plan out your life a little better….do the best you can….

I will also say that you should stop wasting time on the internet, why give yourself more work, in what you think is an interactive game, tying away, getting carpel tunnel, fucking up your life….when not even experiencing real life… It’s the internet people…just me interacting with a screen….you should be far too lazy for that…and you know what…turning off the phone or the computer is the most peaceful thing to do…

This is not a New Year, New You post. This is a thanks for 2018, even if it wasn’t eventful and I did the same thing I’ve done for 14 years. Even if there were no momentous moments or experiences. No viral sex tapes. No big money earning. No real internet trolls I am happy with. Even if a lot of the same shit different day everyday….I still appreciate being able to do this for as long as I can…

So do what it is you like and enjoy it – because nothing much matters besides having a good time doing whatever you’re doing…all that other nonsense is just that…nonsense…rid your life of nonsense and noise…

I don’t expect my 2019 to be anything but exactly the same as every other year…because why evolve in a knee jerk reaction way everyone is responding to media…with political correctness, and intolerant people preaching being tolerance or else, where men can dress like women and decide they are women to win at sports, while feminists scream rape about everything, and if you don’t agree with them, you’re evil….where being challenged is considered assault…where everything is one big social media flame war of stupidity….where rape jokes, racist jokes, gay jokes and the word faggot are banned…..while the rest of world becomes bigger sluts, more naked, more porn accepting….you know the perfect place for a creepy old pervert like me….but as my mom always told me…I don’t belong anywhere….an outcast at birth, probably better off not existing…but one must ask…does anything even exist? Is time even real…or is that just fake news being put out there to sell Champagne….

I don’t have the answers, I am not a prophet, I’ll still update the site…broken or not..cuz why the fuck not. That’s my plan for 2019. It’s not like I’ve got anything else going on….

So Happy New Year to all you losers…and Here are some stepLINKS…because I am committed to getting you whatever I randomly come across on sites I trade traffic with….it’s that kind of commitment to content that brings us together each day…Monday to Friday….

Happy fucking New Years. See you all in 2019….Fuckers….

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I tend to avoid calendars, because they just remind me of how desperate these women who release their own calendars for a quick buck are….so I generally miss important dates except Christmas. I fucking love Christmas…but I do avoid New Years Eve, which is today, for many reasons…that include but aren’t limited to disappointment in myself for a year gone by, fear of a year to come, impending death and aging….the stress of remembering it is 2019 and not 2018 even though I always sign date 2012 when writing checks…for no reason other than my brain stopped progressing in 2012…which is pretty impressive that it made it that long…..but I also hate New Years Eve parties, annoying people in annoying places wasted and trying to catch a cab in the cold…I hate people shooting off Fireworks from their buttholes…and other idiotic shit…and I am sure I would hate all the self involved rants about people’s lives, hopes and dreams that I am sure are going on right now…

While I just stick to the tits….because that’s all that matters, even if it doesn’t matter, at least it’s not some instagram hooker telling you about her trials and tribulations and her hope for 2019 when she looks more like a muppet than she did in 2018….whilst on more adventures no one cares about…we just want the tits bro…

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It is the last weekend of 2018…so you better get out there and give’r, crack some cold ones with the boys….slap some stripper ass…but be sure to ask for consent….you don’t want to start 2019 as a sexual assaulter….that shit will ruin you…

So get all that out of your system..because 2019 means a better version of you…who will be the same degenerate you’ve always been – but it may take a few days to get back to it cuz you are a failure….and I like you for it.

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