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2009

19

May

stepLINKS of the Day

So I was talking to an ex high class escort the other day, you know the kind who charges 5,000 dollars an hour, but who got busted and forced back to montreal and offered her 15 dollars for a blow job, I figure she’s gotta be cautious about her shit now that everyone is watching and 15 dollars can buy her a couple happy meals or one of her high class escort cocktails at the bar so that she can think about the glory days…. this is what she said.

i can only fuck for love. i’m partied out, sorry.

I just wanted a blow job, I don’t know where all this fucking got into the mix…so I asked her this ….

how much do you charge to let me jerk off to your facebook profile

Free. That’s how much and I got the rash on my dick to prove it.

You know what else is free, my stepLINKS and here they are.

Gwenyth Paltrow And Scarlet Johansson’s Giant Tits Are Gonna HAve a Massive Catfight
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Now This is a Food Fight I’m Glad I Didn’t Miss
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The Best Closeups Of Kim Kardashian’s Huge Tits
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Now That’s a Rough Day At Work
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Jaime Pressly?s White Trash Bikini Liquor Run
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A Hard, Gay Tv Throwdown
This is From Japan, Go Figure
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Jesus is Not Happy With Mel Gibson
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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7 Things That Will Definitely Happen at Your Graduation
Or Already Happened When You Did Graduate
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Termintor Will Give You More Happy Endings Then a Chinese Massuese
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Jessica Biel is Drunk or Delisional or Both
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All you need is Chicks
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One Wedding and a Funeral
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Striptease of the Day
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Hayden Pantyairs is Still Showing Off Her Ass in France
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Supermodel Daniela Urzi is a TOPLESS Argentinian patriot.
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Paris Hilton Panty Upskirt
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Here’s The Trailer For Sherlock Holmes
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Courtney Cox is Actually Starring in a Show Called COUGAR TOWN – VIDEO
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Well I Guess The Recession Isn’t Effecting Britney Spears
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A Nike Commercial With Puppets is the Only Kind of Nike Commercial I Wanna Watch
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Man Kate Hudson is a Whore
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Alison Angel is Stripping By a Tree
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The Repo Man is Coming
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Wearing Panties to Work is Over Rated
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Kick the Shit Out of a Shamwow!!
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These Spider Pictures Will Probably Scare the SHit Out of You
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Haven’t Seen Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bit
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Gabrielle’s Got Some Big Fucking Tits!
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Ass, Pussy and Fingers. Nuff Said
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Olivia Wilde: GQ Magazine, June 2009
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Agnes Will Light Your Fire
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Lisa Rinna Comes Clean About Her Hemorrhoid…Lips
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Candice Cassidy is Playboy’s Miss June
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Denise Milani Will Make Your Afternoon Better
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Charles Barkley is The Worst Golfer Ever
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“Requiem For An STD”
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2009

18

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I was recovering all day from drinking way too much. My body has turned into a giant vagina on its period with some kind of cyst and can’t fuck seem to fuck anymore cuz it hurts too much. So I got swept from the computer and went to the park where some weird family was having a cookout, the same weird family I now call my own becuase they gave me lots of beer and food like the charity case I am. That’s why I didn’t post a lot, but I doubt any of you fucks noticed.

Here are my stepLINKS – click em if you’re horny.

I haven’t checked my email in 6 days so if you emailed me and are waiting, I’ll get to it soon enough.

I am not sure if I’ve posted this header pic before or not – I need an assistant.

If you are out there, you probably shouldn’t email me. Cuz it’ll take me 6 days to get to it.

Holla.

Tara Reid is Going Back to Rehab in 3…2…1
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Sluts With Lollipops
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Lucy Pinder is a Role Model for Women Around the World
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Cameron Diaz is Cougar Defined
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Not Exactly The First Thing I Want to Think Of When I Hear The Words Crotchless Pants, But Whatever
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Marc Ecko Did a Playboy Shoot – here are the Behind the Scenes Videos
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Soundtrack of a Shattered Life
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Alicia Keys May Be a Hoe
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10 Letters From Satan
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Enhance Your Performance Ye Olde Fashioned Way WITH MAGIC
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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I Dunno What Nell Mc Andrew is Up To, But I Like It
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Fergie is a Big Old Lesbo, Or Maybe Just Seeking Publicity
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Pam Anderson is Anything But Hot
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Cannes Panty Show Of Throwback
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JESUS IN A CHEETO BAG
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The Last Thing Anna Faris and That Little Black Dress Should Be Doing Is Getting Married
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Juliana Martins Gallery
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Meet Bailey Kline
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Guy Fights a Hooker – VIDEO
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WHY DON’T YOU JUST FUCKING DIE PARIS HILTON – VIDEO
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Honestly, Squirter Grosses Me Out Cause I Am Convinced It’s Just Piss, But Whatever
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Chinese Cat Fight
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Automated Phone Sex Will Probably Get You Off
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The Red Headed Dyke From Sex and the City is Getting Married
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There Goes the Neighborhood – Paris Hilton, You’re Fuck OUT
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Dita Von Tease in Her Lingerie
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Demi’s Tits Are Pretty Nice
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Bryci is the Kind of Brunette I Love
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Tila Tequila’s Acne Makes Me Want to Puke
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Say Hello to Brendy, You’ll Be Happy You Did
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Elle Liberachi ia the Next Big Thing
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Pimp MY Ride
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A Little Too Overcooked
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Celebrity Porn-Hab With Dr. Screw
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Porn Stat Twitpic Gallerys
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2 Girls 1 Sub
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You Can Actually Explode Your Ass. Who Knew?
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Because You Can’t Be a Peeping Tom Forever
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2009

16

May

stepLINKS of the Day

So I was watching The View in McDonald’s and Sheri/The new Star Jones was talking about heaven. She said something about how she will be reunited with all o her babies that she had aborted and I found the whole thing a little awkward.

So I went to twitter and wrote to her:

SherriEShepherd talking about seeing her abortions in heaven is pretty fucking awkward real talk @barbarajwalters

She answered me, I guess I’ve made it. The View, my daily masturbation material reached out and messaged me.

SherriEShepherdnot awkward for me

Jerking of to her tits in McDonald’s bathroom is going to be a lot more satisfying, I guess I can quit the site now, before I do, here are my stepLINKS

Hey Ladies….
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Sean Penn is Totally Fucking Natalie Portman
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Look at Jennifer Lopez’s Tits Get Smaller….
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How Do I Get a Pizza Vending Machine in My Living Room?
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Cassies Hottest Pics Ever
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I’d Leave My Wife to If She Wore One of These Fucking Things
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Amanda Bynes in a Short Dress is a Nice Way to Round Off the Week
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Being a GILF is a Full Time Job
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Pam Anderson Takes Her Diseased Ass Some Place or Another
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Autumn Reeser is a Breath of Fresh Air
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Because You ARe a Loser Virgin Who Loves All Things Star Trek
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Proof That Prayer Doesn’t Work
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Blonde Ambition Striptease of the Day
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Ashley Simpson is Most Probably Knocked Up Again…Gross
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Jesus Christ Tyra Banks is Fucking Scary
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I Love You Eva Mendes
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WHy Hello Megan Goods Nipple
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I Would Totally Bang Vanessa Hudgens
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Call ME Crazy But I Am Looking at Jennifer Love Hewitt and I Actually Don’t Want to Vomit
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THEY ARE MAKING ANOTHER HANNIBAL MOVIE YESSSS!!
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A Lingerie Show Will Always Make a Bad Day Better
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Milly Morris is On the Floor
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Bungee Jump Fail
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Holy Shit I Gotta Take a Trip to Spain Now?
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Sophia Santi Will Blow Your Mind
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When Daddy Got Pranked on the Crapper
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Come On Now, We All Get the Shits On Time or Another
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Becky and Mel Get It On
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Iveta is Nude in Public
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There’s No Saving Bruce Jenners Face
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Georgia is On My Mind
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I’d Totally Throw It In Nikki Reed
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Uhhhhh….Hmmmmm
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The 17 Sexiest Suicide Girls
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Anya in the Buff
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Mischa Barton is Topless
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What the Fuck is Happening in Our World’s School Systems
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Adam Carolla & Jay Leno Are Having a Party
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Now There’s a Babe I’d Like to End My Week With
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Finger Break Dancer is Second Only to Finger Banging
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Cowgirl Cameltoe I’d Like to Ride into the Sunset…and By Ride into the Sunset I mean Fuck Up the Ass…Because She May Be a Man
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2009

15

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I drank 6 beers and did a couple shots of tequila the last 2 hours because I thought I had to drive my friend somewhere in his car because he got caught for drinking and driving and I wanted to be sober, but turns out that he doesn’t mind drinking and driving since he’s already been caught and they’ve already taken his license, so there’s not much more they can do to him, and shit is like free reign or someshit, so I get to drink more. This is a glorious day in my life. Let’s hope no kids get run over cuz I can imagine that being a lot of legal bullshit to go through, not that I care, it’s not like I’ll be the one dead or in trouble.

HEre are some stepLINKS…..cuz that’s what I do here. Click them. Or jerk off to them. Or spit at them. I don’t really care. I’m just in the middle of a pure party.

Ps – That is a picture of a girl with a ziploc bag full of pee in her mouth and I don’t fucking get it.

It is Okay To Pay For Help Because Your Own Self Pleasure Can Only Take You So Far
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Star Trek Versus Star Wars
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Sing a Song For the Swine Flu
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Aisleyne Horgan’s Tit Wants to Say Hello
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Janet Jackson’s Hot Pics
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Everything is Poison and You Are All Going to Get Sick and Die
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Man, Hayden Panty-Airs Really Has a Thing for Old Dudes
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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What the Car You’re Buying Says About You
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Holy Fuck This Job and Kate Drama Just Keeps Getting More Twisted
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Let’s Play Doctor
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Broke Back Tragedy
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Striptease of the Day Just Got a Whole Lot Better
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Mariah Carey Just Got a Whole Lot Uglier
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Kanye West is Way too Sensitive
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See Through Catwalk Throwback
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Aishwarya Rai is to Die For
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And Maxim’s Top Ten Hottest Women Are…
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Eminem is Really Going After Mariah Carey and Its Kind of Amazing
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Looks Lik Lohan Sucked the Right Dick, Cause Bitch is Going Back to Work
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God I Wanna Learn to Surf So Fucking Bad
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Ginny Will Take Your Breath Away
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Naked Kick to the Nuts – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Ahhhh Alexis Ford
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Ozzy Osbourne Would Be Impressed
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ITS THE END OF AN ERA!
Craigslist is Shutting Down Their Erotic Services Section
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Wanna Rock the Funky Beats?
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Mickey Rourkes Got Game!! WHo Knew?
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Katie Green is Nude
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Lesbian Scene With Class
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A Babe in the Shower Always Does the Eyes Good
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Best Celebrity Bikini Ass
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Air Sex: It’s Like Air Guitar, But Sex
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Women Are As Scard of Dildos As Men ARe
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How About a Monster Truck Back Flip?
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Now THAT’S a King Can
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Everything You Will Ever Need to Know About Cock Fights
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How About Some Hot Asian Bitches
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Kim Kardashian Doesn’t Look Half Bad in All Leather
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2009

13

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I wonder if famous people read the site and by famous people I mean Miley Cyrus because I do all this for her. Baby if you’re out there, this struggle is all for you….

Here are my links…

Find the Slut You’ve Always Wanted Here
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This Video of a Homeless Person Saving Katherine McPhee From the Paps is Amazing
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Bye Bye Jenny…
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The 9 Hottest South African Women
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When a Sexy Lady Gets Caught on a Fishing Line
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I Am In Love With
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Bunny Boiler is a Lifeguard
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Courtney Cox is Gonna Get Smacked the Fuck Down
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Mike Tyson Punch Out Rap
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In Unholy Matrimony
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Pizza, Dirty Looks, and European Beer
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Striptease of the Day
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If The Food Doesn’t Kill You, The Waitress Will
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Russle Brand is Sticking His British Penis Inside Holly Madison
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Where the fuck is Paris Hilton’s Ass?
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Rachel Hunter Paty Upskirt Throwback
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Jesus Christ Marilyn Manson is Fucking Terrifying
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Shanna Moakler Resigns From Miss California Pageant Because She is a Self Righteous Cunt
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Man, Megan Fox is Really Turning into a Little Whiney Bitch
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MAGGIE SPEAKS!
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Roxanne is Just Plain Raunchy
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Man I Wanna Punch Tyra Banks in the Face
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Epic Scooter Stunt Fail
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Nothing Wrong With a Buxom Blonde
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And You Thought Coco Had an Ass
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Beware of the Bear
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Audrina Patridge Takes Her Tits For a Walk
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Apparently Lohans Place is Like a Neighborhood Crack Den
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I’m Starting to Feel Like I Have Seen Danielle Lloyds Tits More Than My Own
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Beck Wants You to Have the Right Point of View
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Why Hello Sexy Shayla
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I Don’t Know Who Eirini Karra is But I Am Starting to Think I Should
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Everything About Katerina Will Make You Smile
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Spencer Pratt’s Head is So Far Up His Own Ass It’s Incredible
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Fun With an Excercise Ball
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The SCariest Tits You Will Ever See in Your Life
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Paris Hilton Will Solve World Peace One Pack of Valtrax At a Time
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When Drunk Girls Make Out
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Okay Hulk Hogan is Most Def a Homo
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Jello Wrestling Bikini Sluts
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Orange Twins are Dressed Like Whores
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2009

12

May

stepLINKS of the Day

You know what I hate about you? That you never buy me gifts. There was a time on the internet where all these little sluts used to have personal websites and on the side of the site was their fucking wishlists and perverts would buy them the shit they asked for, thinking they’d get in good with them and get some nude pics out of them. That’s never happened to me. Not once has someone hit me up and said, shit man, I like your site, here’s a watch, or here’s some booze, or here’s a gift certificate at American Apparel to buy yourself some fuckin’ leotards. Nothing. I get nothing from you. Yet, I give so much.

Here are my stepLINKS.

Halle Berry’s Amazing Tits
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CHICKS!!!
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Now Here’s a PSA That We All Need to Be Aware Of
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Step TV Throwback of the Day
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Minka Kelly Works It
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What Else is a Girl To Do in An Office?
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Can’t Make My Mind Up About Jessica Biel
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Just One of the Gynos….
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Striptease of the Day
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Vanessa Hudgens Will Most Probably Get Naked Sooner Than Later
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Miss California Compared Perez Hilton To Satan.
She May be a Homophobe, But She Ain’t Far Off
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Sienna Miller Topless Throwback
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Sarah Michelle Gellar is Looking Good
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Yeah, I’m Sure If You Were Fucking Angelina Jolie You WOuld Be Drunk Dialing Aniston Too. Sure.
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Quentin Tarantino is Kind of Turning Me On
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Lindsay Lohan is Way to Skinny to Have a Baby She is About to Abort in Her Belly
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Katie Holmes When She Was Hot
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Ivy Black is In the Kitchen
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That’s What You Get For Driving a Scooter, Fag
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Blonde Goddess, Red Velvet
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Who Wants to Buy the Guido Kingdom?
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Walking Down the Street Naked Works For Me
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Meet Sammi and Lexi
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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I Wanna Find the Guy Who Egged PAris Hilton and Shake His Hand
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Saskia Howard-Clarke topless
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Micaela Looks Good on Green Velvet
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And MORe In the Keifer Sutherland/Brooke Sheilds Drama
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Britney is a School Girl
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Bai Ling Looking Wierd As Always
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Now THOSE Are Tits
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Carrie Prejean “Topless” Pictures
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Stella Videl Will Make Your Afternoon Better
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Ahhhhhhh Beyonce
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Hey There, Elf Tits!
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Hello LA Ass
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Bonus – Highschool Girl Fight

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2009

11

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I go to the rich person dog park to watch the Filipino help walk the rich people dogs because it reminds me that my life may be shit, but at least it doesn’t involve picking up another family’s dog’s shit when I am not dealing with their bratty fucking kids who treat me like shit, all for less than minimum wage because I don’t have my work papers and I wouldn’t dare ask for more, or my boss will threaten to deport me. The land of opportunity my fucking ass. I am sure this is not the dream life they dreamt of when mopping floors in the Philippines before making the move here. I also go for the young rich pussy, I am sure it smells nicer than the garbage I’m used to.

Here are my stepLINKS.

Monday’s Just Got a Little Easier
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Cher Squeezed Her Granny Vagina into One of HEr 80’s Get Ups and It Ain’t Half Bad
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Black Sabbath Fan Freak Out
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The 22 Hottest Stripper Videos From Movies
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Gateway Pretty Much Makes the Creepiest Father-Daughter Commercials Ever
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Stanley Kubricks Long Lost Master Piece
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Did You Know? Probably Not, Because You Don’t Know Shit
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Avril Lavigne is Getting Fat
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Penistron is Exactly What it Sounds Like
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HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!!
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Leighton Meester Bikini Shots
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jesus Christ Spencer Pratt Thinks He Is a Rapper Now?
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Shit is About to Get REALLY Nasty in Mel Gibson’s Family
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President Obama, Meet Natalie Portman’s Nipples
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Beyonce is Just a Tad too Dramatic Sometimes
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Katy Perry Wants Grampa Peen
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I Hope Nick Cannon and Eminem Fight to the Death
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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A Japanese Prank That Never Ends
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Haylie Marie Just Loves the Desert
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Cop Runs Over a Biker – VIDEO
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Luci is Unchained
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Katie Price’s Used of Vadge is Back on the Market
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Justine Timberlake is a Mother Lover
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Now Here’s Some Cars You Don’t See Everyday
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Jessica Simpson’s Gut is Almost the Size of Mine
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audrina Patridge is See Through
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Wlecome to the Pussy Show
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Padma Lakshmi Saluted the President By Basically Showing Him Her Tits
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Adela Just Made My Day a Whole Lot Better
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AHHHHHH Bar Rafaeli
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Jenya Shows It All Off
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One of the Sluts Who One Flavor of Love Has a Sex Tape
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Wolverine in 30 Seconds
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She Probably Just Made His Day
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Boy George is Out of Jail
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The 7 Creepiest Products Found in an Everyday Drug Store
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And Now, Some Dancing Pregnant Whores
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Some Vegas Pussy in Crochet Bikini
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ROGUE COLLECTORS PHOTOBUCKET FINDS
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2009

09

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I tried going to a concert tonight, but I couldn’t get on the list because I am irrelevant and poor, so instead, I just stayed home and drank some bootleg shit my friend made in his basement. I am seeing double and it’s been good…but I feel like I may die….

I figured since no one is around, I could just play with my hemorrhoid, he’s not as fun as you’d expect him to be though, in fact, he’s actually a fuckin’ asshole and the time together is fuckin’ shitty.

Good joke, admit it.

That said, I got nothing going on right now and it’s pretty fucking pathetic. You probably know all about that, don’t you. I had stories I wanted to write on the site, but forgot ever single one of them, so you’re stuck with this shit and I know it’s fuckin’ dull, but you can always


Follow me on twitter….
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Now here are my stepLINKS….

Girl in a See Through Bikini
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Friday Night Fun
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Sacha Baron Cohen is a Crazy
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Carmen Electra Channels Her Inner Stripper
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Aisleyne-Horgan-Wallace Nip Slip
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That Little Slut Leighton Meister Thinks She’s a Singer Now
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Kitty On a Keyboard
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Naughty Naughty Fun House
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Jessica Simpson’s Hottest Pics Ever
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Now THAT’S How You Steal Stuff!!
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Who Says Hunting Can’t Be Funny? – Cartoon of the Day
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Manny Ramirez Made Some Doodles
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Fun With the Zellers PA System
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Ali Lohan Would Be Better Odd Raised By a Pack of Day Hookers
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Kim Kardashian’s Massis Massive Or Some Shit
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Elizabeth Hurley Loves Rug Burns
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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And Another Promo Video for the Bruno Movie
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God Damn Rhianna is Worth Turning Into a Slave and Fucking
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Jordana Brewster is Looking Hot
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Daisy De La Hoya Was in the Hospital For Exhaustion, and By Exhaustion They Mean She OD’ed
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Britney is Bashful
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The Best Part of German Big Brother is this Slut With Big Tits
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All is Fair in Tae Kwon Do
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Brea Lynn is Ready and Willing
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Slow Motion Surfing
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Self Shot Collection
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Leonardo DiCaprio Pretty Much Has the Best Life Ever
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Blonde and Topless
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Man I Liked Tori Spelling Better When She was Fat and Disgusting
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Laura Drzewicka: For Men (Italy) May 2009
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Chicken FIIIIIIIGHT!!!
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Vidtoria and Bri Will BE Your Addiction
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Uhhhhhhh…Hmmmm
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16 Kick Ass Tequila Cocktails
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Jenya Shows the Goods
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How Do You Say 12 Months in Estonian?
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The Only Thing Worse Than Getting Owned is Getting Owned With No Pants On
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Hey What’s Friday Without a Little Beastiality
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Well. Will Smith Has Completely Ruined the Karate Kid
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It’s the WTF Blanket!!!
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Man the Dutch News is AWESOME!
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A Whole Bunch of Sluts Dressed Like Refs
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A Couple of Whores in Bikinis
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2009

08

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I have been drinking all night, but I am not drunk, so I ran home to steal more money from my whore wife and I figured I’d post my links before going back out into that scary world to rock out proper and end up in hopsital with alochol poisoning. It won’t happen, but maybe I’ll forget my troubles for a few hours…

Either way, I got this amazing email today

hi my name osama I NEED GIRLE

So if any girls are into it, hit me up and I’ll put you in touch….if not Follow me on Twitter, even though shit bores the fuck out of me now,

Help Further Lower My Self Esteem on Twitter

Here are my links….

Find Girls To Do What Your GF is Too Uptight to DO
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Lily Allen is Drunk or Insane or Both
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The Most Beautiful Dick Song Ever
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The Hottest Star Trek Chicks
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Camel Buckles Under a Fat Lady – VIDEO
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Jodie Marsh is Disgusting and By Disgusting I Mean She Makes Me Want to Puke
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The Worst Boxer EVER..Like, Really
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It’s Not That They Are Fat, It’s Just More of Them to Love
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Ivette Takes It Off For a Boat Ride
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I Would Let Milena Roucka Wrestle with me Anyday
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Gramma’s On the Pot!!
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This John And Kate Plus 8 Drama is Fucking Hilarious
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4 For 1 Stripetease of the Day!
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Lohan Thinks She is Marilyn Monroe. Here’s Hoping She Dies Soon Too.
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Let’s All Laugh at Paula Abdul Lip Syncing
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Angelina Jolie Most Probably Fucked Her Mothers Boyfriend
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I’d Definitely Bang Leona Lewis
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Amy Smart is Lookin Classy
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Lauren Budd in Lingerie
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WTF is Up with Nicole Kidman?
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Inga C is in the Pool
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Photographer Has a Horseshoe Up His Ass – VIDEO
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Peaches and Cream
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Why Hello Anna Sofia
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JAime Lynn is Pretty in Pink
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Charlize Theron is Amazing
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Pam Anderson Ruins a Perfectly Good Set of Bikini Shots
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That’s One Fine Latina Amateur
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The Only Thing More Depressing than Jennifer Aniston is Her Vagina
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Keifer Sutherland is Totally Going to Jail Again
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Charm City Devils. Pure Sex
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I’ll Give You Somewhere to Put That Tongue Megan Fox
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There’s a Kelis Sex Tape Floating Around
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Hammy the Hamster Rides Again
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Grampa Jones is Kind of Awesome
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Wanna Puke?
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April Oneal is Sexy
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Another Nude Pic of Carrie Prejean
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Some Misguided Attempts to Stop Crime
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS (yes, he’s back)

Some Chick In Front of the Mirror
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Chicago Girl Posing Proper
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2009

07

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I am drunk. Fuck you. I met a girl in a restaurant tonight. She was on her 8th vodka redbull, that shit is probably worse for you than snorting some cocaine, she kept spitting in my face while making no fucking sense, leaving me confused about what she was saying, too bad she wasn’t spitting all over my dick, like the drunk pig she was. She wasn’t hot, but blowjobs are always good times even when from a drunk girl who falls asleep with my balls in her mouth.


Follow me on Twitter because I am amazing…
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Here are my links.

Respectable Young Girls Get Naked Here. Nuff Said
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Angelina Jolie Most Probably Fucked a Female Rock Star
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A Truckload of Awesomeness
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The 9 Hottest California Sluts
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How to Seriously Attract Women. Seriously.
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Megan Fox is in Elle Magazine
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The Kitteh Has Sads
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Fight Club, The Musical
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Who Doesn’t Love a Show Off, Especially When the Show Off is Naked
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How to Score With a Bridsmaid At a Wedding
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Keifer Sutherland Will Shut You Down!!
GO

Pig Flu and BBQ = Tasty
GO

Striptease of the Day
GO

Anna Hatheway is Disgusting. Why is This Bitch Famous?
GO

Madonna, WTF Are You Wearing?
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

Kelly Brookw Goes Nuts For Sex
GO

Penny Cruz Nip Slip Throwback
GO

Seriously, WTF is Wrong With Victoria Beckham
GO

Taylor Momsen is Lookin Fucked Up
GO

Courtney Love is Bat Shit Crazy and I Love It
GO

Anna Hickman Photoshoot
GO

Veronika Fasterova in Black and White
GO

Hammer Game Fail
GO

Britney Loves to Be Outside
GO

Man This Jon and Kate Plus 8 Thing is Getting Dramatic
GO

Who Knew My Little Pony Could Be So Awesome?
GO

Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
GO

Meet Barbie
GO

Vanessa Minnillo Bikini Shots
GO

Naked Brunettes
GO

Mike Tan in Action
GO

Megan Fox Has All The Control
GO

Fuck You Bai Ling
GO

Violet and Lacuna Leave You SPELLBOUND
GO

Some Rhianna Bikini Pics From the Barbados
GO

The Russians Are Scared of Madonna
GO

Happy MILFs Day
GO

Okay I’m Not Religious Or Anything, But Isn’t There Some Sort of Commandment Against Shit Like This?
GO

Oprah Loves Chicken and Twitter
GO

Blond Twins and a Strap On
GO

It May Be a Day Late, But Here’s Some Cinco De Maya Models
GO

Ivanka and Ivana, Mom and Daughter Fetish Photoshoot for Some Magazine
GO

The Face Transplant Chick Scares The Fuck Out of Me
GO

50 of the Scariest Star Trek Nerds
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Dirty Chicago Posing
GO

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2009

06

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I haven’t read my email for 5 days. That probably makes me a bad business man. Other things that make me a bad business man…everything about me. I’m not that guy.

But I will post my links, because it is the right thing to do.

The other right thing to do, give a little shout out to the hot blonde with fake tits I was talking to at the bar.

Here are my links…

I promise to work harder tomorrow. Unless Swine Flu saves me from this hell.

Give Money Grubbin’ Whores a Chance…
GO

Paula Abdul, Meet Captain Obvious
GO

Minka Kelly’s Girls Are Out On Display
GO

The Pose Hard Pose Off
GO

Sharon Stone’s Nipples Are Oh So Hard
GO

The Simpsons Accapella
GO

Brooke Hogan’s Awesome Big Tits
GO

Introduing a New Cologne from the Most Famous Man in the World
GO

Maybe You Can Figure Out What’s Happening In This Commercial, Cause I Don’t Have a Fucking Clue
GO

Join A-Rods Steroid Quest
GO

Gianna and Velicity Get Down
GO

Now THAT’S a Trash Can I Would Use
GO

Vistoria Principle is Out of Her Fucking Mind
GO

Dying With Dignity
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

Striptease of the Day
GO

Miss California Isn’t Just a Homophobe, She’s Also Topless
GO

Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Shots
GO

Rhianna is Looking Good
GO

Is Gisele Bundchen Pregnant or Just Aging and Fat?
GO

If X-Tina is Gonna Be in a Movie, She Had Better Be Getting Naked
GO

Rebecca Romijn Gallery
GO

Shay Laren Wants to Give You the Moves
GO

And That’s Why You Don’t Let Yourself Get Shot Point Blank With a Paint Ball Gun
GO

There’s Something About Brea Lynns Sweater
GO

Irina Sheik in Lingerie
GO

Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
GO

So THAT’S What 10 Billion Volts Looks Like
GO

Tyra Banks Has a Piece of Shit On Her Head and It Sure As Hell Ain’t No Hat
GO

Some Hotties From the Met Art Gala
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Nadine Coyle Cleavage
GO

Why Hello Web Came Carmen
GO

There’s Something About Beyonce Lately
GO

Kate Beckinsale is Always Easy on the Eyes
GO

Brianna Frost Rocks out to CARBON 9
GO

Nothing But A Tie and Boots
GO

Ida Ljungqvist – 2009 Playmate of The Year
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Now There’s a Prize I Wouldn’t Want in MY Happy Meal
GO

Russel Simmons is Gonna Take Out the Credit Card Industry
GO

What Have You Put in YOUR Ass?!
GO

Tits in the Grass
GO

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2009

05

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I was invited to some fashion school graduate party by a friend of mine. There is going to be free booze, so I put on my nicest soiled clothes and worked out my lines of false promises I am going to tell the hot girls to get them back to jerk me off in the bathroom. Like that I have celebrity friends and know people looking for designers at big companies and that I’d love to see their portfolio, you know false fucking promises to an eager fucking audience. Good times.

here are my links…

Because Monday is the Hardest Day of the Week
GO

Why the Fuck Are They Still Putting Jessica Simpson on Magazine Covers
GO

If You Only Have One Wish, Make Sure You Don’t Fuck It Up
GO

Is Kelis a Hoe or a Housewife?
GO

Who Knew Lady Liberty Had Such a Tight Body
GO

Megan Fox is Lookin Good on the Cover of Esquire
GO

Lookin Good Sweetheart
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

BEWARE OF KHAN
GO

The Only Gisele I Like is the Gisele Who Gets Naked All The Time
GO

Laetitia Casta May Have Ruined Her Vagina With a Baby, But I Just Don’t Care
GO

Looks Like They Did a Great Job of Ruining G.I.Joe
GO

Striptease of the (Put a Bag Over Your Fucking Head) Day
GO

Zoe Saldana is Lovely
GO

Amy Winehouse is So High She Thinks She is a Ninja
GO

Kelly Ripa May Be Fucking Annoying, But Man She Looks Good In a Bikini
GO

Bai Ling Mounts Cars For Kids With Cancer. Do You Have a Better Cure For Cancer?
GO

Seriously, WTF is Up With Coco’s Ass?
GO

Jessica Biel’s Big Cleavage
GO

Beyonce is Lookin Good As Always
GO

Victoria Beckham, WTF Are You Wearing?
GO

David Hasslehoff Never Disappoints
GO

Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
GO

A Blonde At a Library
GO

Sunny Leone is Oh So Sweet
GO

What’s With Rappers Thinking It’s Okay to Beat on Chicks?
GO

Ashley and Brianna Get Intimate
GO

Diana is Pretty Much Perfect
GO

Wolverine the Musical
GO

Is It Me, Or is This Sandwich Commercial a Bit Homoerotic
GO

Megan Fox Has Got Some Nice Cleavage
GO

Come on Baby, Take is All Off
GO

Tyra Banks is the New Oprah. She Just Keeps Getting Fatter
GO

Some Vintage Kelly Kapowski
GO

Ferrari and Fishnets
GO

Raven Riley is Swimming
GO

Brande Roderick Can Be My Apprentice
GO

Hover Scooter is Gonna Be My New Ride
GO

Oops, I Drank Too Much
GO

Rhianna’s Got a New Piece
GO

David Hasselhoff’s Top 20 Most Embarrassing Photos on the Web
GO

How NOT to Start an Interview with John Cusack
GO

Stanky Leg on Maury

Another Maury Clip – Sex for Lobster Buffet – Amazing

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2009

01

May

stepLINKS of the Day

The Lindsay Lohan in Montreal countdown has begun. Not that I care. I just have nothing better to write about. I live a relatively pathetic, sexually frustrated life, the highlights of my days are getting approached by girls who ask about my dog, opening up great comedic moments that no one picks up on but me. I can’t think of anything concrete, It’s 10 pm and I’ve been drinking, but I can post links, It’s really second nature for me and that is pathetic, a concept we can collectively tap dance in agreeance to….

Now Follow Me On Twitter….

Here you go. Have a good weekend. Check back. I may update.

Friday Slut Fun
GO

Lookin Good Sweetheart
GO

It’s All Good, I Hate Standing Up When I’m Drunk Too
GO

Rosario Dawson’s Hottest Pics Ever
GO

This Chimp Can Skateboard Better Than You Can
GO

Kate Hudson May Not Have Tits, But She’s Alright In My Books
GO

Chuck Norris Doesn’t Paint With a Brush, He Paints With a GUN
GO

Can You SMELL the Captains Log?
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

Katy Ain’t Half Bad
GO

Swine Flu Won’t Let Him Buy a Car
GO

Cutie Gets Mess While Cooking
GO

Demi Moore is Made of Wax
GO

Transformers 2 Looks Even Shittier Than The First One
GO

The Bunny Ranch Wants Rod Blagojevich
GO

Elizabeth Hurley’s Nipples Are Hard
GO

Lohan is Back on the Mainland
GO

Rachel Bilson Is Looking Kind of Rough
GO

Please Don’t Get Married Miranda Kerr
GO

Victoria Silvstedt Photoshoot Video
GO

SEX COURT!
GO

Bouncer Beatdown
GO

Angel Dark Belongs in Heaven
GO

Have You Met Candice Michelle
GO

Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
GO

And Now, the BEST Response to Jury Duty EVER
GO

Teen Barbie is a Doll I’d Like to Have
GO

Pink is a Dirty Whore
GO

Kim Kardashian Says Ahoy
GO

Alicia is the Sexy Door Next Girl
GO

That Kara Slut From American Idol is Getting Canned
GO

Zoe Saldana is All Legs At the Star Trek Premiere
GO

Who Knew Hate Crime Legislation Could BE So DIRTY?!
GO

Dahlia Rocks Out
GO

Now THAT’S What I Call An Ass
GO

Swine Flu Fashion
GO

Veronica is Playing Pool. Naked
GO

Playboy Flashback
GO

That’s Why You Don’t TExt While Driving a Bus
GO

Get Your Fist Out of My Pussy
GO

Susan Boyle is Kind of Amazing. Watch Her Dance Here
GO

Who Doesn’t Love School Girl Uniforms?
GO

Some Movie Reviews
GO

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2009

30

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I met a handicapped woman today. She couldn’t get enough of my dog and the entire time she was talking to me as she was drooling all over herself, I couldn’t help but wonder if she fucked as wonky as she walked, talked and pretty much got through life and would I really be able to get down with her while it was going down, or would her screams, moans and handicapped person grunts make me lose my boner. I guess that makes me a sick fucking person, but I like to think I’m an equal opportunity employer of sex, while most people are disgusted by her birth defect/handicap/retardation/disability and lose their appetite when they get stuck eating next to her in a restaurant, I’m thinking about her vagina and it’s capabilities and not about what she lacks in ability. I truly am a hero.

I didn’t twitter that story, because twitter is fucking up my shit, leaving me with nothing to write about here, while here is where I live on the internet, so I am not down with Twitter for trying to fuck that up. Not to mention, that shit bores me and I can’t keep track of the people I am following mainly because people update too much and I really don’t care what they are up to. It also has to do with me being too into feeling sorry for myself to really get involved and bother with all the noise coming out of people on the shit, so if my twitter seems uninspired, it’s because twitter is uninspiring.

That doesn’t mean I am fully giving up on it, just because it fucks with my barely there self esteem.

So Follow Me
GO

Here are the rest of my AMAZING links…Start Clickin’.

People Are Trying To Ruin One of My Favorite Things…
GO

Paula Abdul Got Totally Played By Sacha Baron Cohen/Bruno
GO

I Gotta Admit, This Pizza Box Is Kind of Awesome
GO

The Nine Hottest Brazilian Women
GO

Fatty Catches Some Air
GO

Kim Kardashian’s Leotard is Under High Stress
GO

When Moms Discover the Power of the Net
GO

Which Thing Won’t Kill You?!
GO

Meet Aubrey Miles
GO

Inside the Mind of Mike Tyson
GO

Striptease of the Day
GO

Nicole Richie Already Ruined Her Vagina So I Guess That Joke Is Kind of Old Now
GO

BRad and Angelina’s New Orphan Baby
GO

Hey There Jessica Simpson’s Tits
GO

Sorry Lily Allen, No One Wants to Have Sex With You Anyway
GO

Miss Peru 2003 Claudia Hernandez Panty Upskirt Video Clip
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

Kinda Wanna Stick My Dick in MK Olsen Today
GO

Welcome to The Rose Bal
GO

A Bunch of Sluts at Some LG Event
GO

Some Vintage Mr.Bean, Just Because
GO

Renata Daninsky and Marketa Brymova
GO

Kinda Wanna Blow Up The Entire American Idol Empire
GO

In Her Defense, That’s a Diet Coke Guys
GO

The Lovely Faye Valentine
GO

When Bazookas Backfire
GO

Some Riley Chase is Always Good for the Soul
GO

Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
GO

Vanessa Minnillo is Lookin Good
GO

Boy George is Looking to Get Some Peen In Prison
GO

Keeley Hazell Lingerie
GO

Adriana is Too Die For
GO

Britneay Spears Stripper Poles Had Better Be Double Reinforced
GO

Bombshells From Hell
GO

My Kingdom For This Police Officer Next Time I Get Arrested
GO

That Ho From Top Gun is a Lesbian!!
GO

Some Sand Art Video You Should Watch to Bring Some Culture into Your Useless Life
GO

Her Vagina is Awfully Vocal
GO

Naomi Campbell is Retiring
GO

Donkey Kong the Movie
GO

The 8 Essential Sex Positions For Summer
GO

This is a good place to make nude friends
GO

Booze and Titties…
GO

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2009

30

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I haven’t been on the computer since noon. I went on a couple missions. None of them involved me getting laid. One of them ended in me getting drunk and pissing all over my pant leg in a packed bar because I couldn’t aim properly since I don’t really have much to fucking work with, if you know what I mean, and you probably do, because every guys with big dicks don’t read sites like they, they are too busy getting out there and fucking bitches. Drinking all day may not be productive, it may not lead to the most up to date website on the net, but it makes me forget all my failure.

On that note…Follow me on Twitter…I started getting Hate Tweets there….


FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER

I’d like to thank someone who is not quite a failure and that’s Heid and Spencer’s travel agent who sent them to Mexico hoping to end all the bullshit for their honeymoon…..He is a saint…cuz he wants them dead too…but actually made moves….


Check Out The Idiots In Mexico in Bathing Suits With Masks On.

And Here are my stepLINKS…..

Because Wednesday Is The Toughest Day of the Week
GO

Mel Gibson Debuts His Russian Ho. I Can See Why He Left His Wife For Her, This Slut is HOT!
GO

Marisa Tomei and Her Wet See Through Shorts Throwback
GO

The Little Slut From Party of Five is All Grown Up and Lookin Good
GO

Real Life Twitter
GO

Kim Kardashian’s Best Fat Ass Shots
GO

Fat Kid Food Rap
GO

Why Have Real Sex When You Can Have Wii Sex?
GO

Is Obama’s 100 Day Honeymoon Over?
GO

More With Wet Peach Dre
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

The Relationship Translator
GO

MILF – Mother’s Day is Lots of Fun
GO

Striptease of the Day
GO

Can’t Get Enough of Halle Berry
GO

I’m Totally Going After Robin Wright Penn
GO

Chris Brown May Actually Walk
GO

Kim Kardashian Has a Big Fat Ass And Wants to Make Sure You Know About It
GO

Gisele Bundchen is a “Lady” in Red
GO

TUPAC SHAKUR IS ALIVE
GO

Fuck Swinw Flu, Let’s Bring Back MAD COW!
GO

Three Cups, 1 Ball and a Great Set of Tits
GO

Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
GO

Linda Hogan is Just Too Fucking Much
GO

Grocery Store Shooting – Video
GO

Charlie Laine is In the Green Room
GO

Roxanna Pallett is Loaded
GO

Come Fly With Me
GO

Okay This Brad and Angelina Thing is Getting OUt of Hand
GO

Christina Aguilera – Before and After
GO

Jennifer Tilly Cleavage
GO

Curly Stunner Shows Off Her Body
GO

Heidi Montag is a Dumb Slut and Is Going To Do Playboy
GO

Mischa Barton and Her Meth Face
GO

Brooke and Vickie Rock Out
GO

Paulina Gets Dirty At the Beach
GO

Everyone Loves Scarlet Johanssons Tits
GO

Sexy Stop Motion
GO

Go On, You Know You Want To
GO

I Hope These Assholes Get Swine Flu
GO

Jenna Jameson and Janine! Yowza!
GO

Miller vs Bud Beer Girl Showdown Miller vs Bud Beer Girl Showdown
GO

Some Tits and a Slut Tie
GO

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