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2017

07

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s my birthday and all I ask for is world peace….but then Trump starts the bombing….instead of giving them a pepsi….and more importantly, I see a couple of white trash welfare recipients outside the welfare housing project fighting and as I get closer…I notice the woman is calling the dude a bitch…and the dude is punching himself in the face saying “I said you can’t go wrong with Kentucky…YOU CAN’T GO WRONG WITH KENTUCKY”….whatever the fuck that means…but I assume it’s a chicken fight…and that’s when I realized everything in my life despite being so wrong…is perfectly alright…cuz the human condition and the human experience is so ridiculous and I don’t mind being on the sidelines observing….

That’s why it is so important for you to send nudes.

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Jimmy Kimmel Crying for Don Rickles
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Deathmatch Wrestling
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Giant Gummy Bear
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Lily Rose Depp is GOd
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Kelly Osborne is a Hero.
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Shia LaBeouf Kicked Out of a Deli
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Tupac Movie Trailer
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Sweetest Pit Bull Ever
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2017

06

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s my Birthday tomorrow…I am not one of those people who gets depressed about birthdays, there are way worse things in my life than my age, or me getting older. Sure it’s just a reminder that I am another year older with nothing to show for it, but on the flip side, I am amazed I am actually still alive…and more importantly, every year I get older, my creep factor increases exponentially…

It’s like why do I pretend I am 22 on TINDER, because I want to tell girls I’m the old creepy guy after getting nudes, like the INTERNET was meant to be….

I have a titty blog, something that is a dated concept sure, but the fact I still do it is hilarious…and every year I keep the site up…it is another year more pathetic…and I like that..

I mean I still find the damaged 20 year olds who like to hang the way I like to hang…and tonight…I get to get drunk with strippers…always reaffirming that even if you can’t get girls to hang…you can buy them….

Life is a wonderful gift, even if it is horrible and I try to self destruct consistently….

Here are some stepLINKS…

RIP Don Rickles. I’ve Seen Him Perform. He was Great….
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Old Whore Music Video of the Day
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I Call this Video the Kate Upton and Amy Schumer Porno
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Rat Cow in a Tank Top
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The Origin of Guitar Gently Weeps
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The House Where Tyra Lives
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Bella Hadid – Cleavage.
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Chris Evans and His Ex Jenny Slate – A Monster – Have an Awkward Reunion
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Michelle Rodriguez is a Man…
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ScarJo Poses with her Ex She Cheated On….
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Jameson’s History
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Giant Balloon Challenge
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TOVE LO – TIT FLASH
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Hilary Duff – Leggy on Set…
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Paris Hilton Not Dead – But She Should Be
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Very Polite Cats
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Jenny Jameson – MONSTER
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What Happens When Electricity Goes Through Water….Fascinating
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Chelsea Handler on Jennifer Anison
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Mischa Barton Firing Off Restraining Orders…
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Shia LaBeouf is Serious About French Fries
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Slut in a Bikini You’ve Never Heard Of
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Mermaid of the Day
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Cam Girls Whoring…Cam Girls…
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Booze and SLuts – Magical
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Slut With Long Legs
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FLORIDA WOMAN ARRESTED FOR FILMING OLD PEOPLE FUCK
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THE PDA Girl – WAS a CAm GIRL
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The Dude at the Orgy
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Big Tits…
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Random TUMBLR PORN…
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50 MPH Creampie…
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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More Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…
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Find Local Girls TO Fuck RIGHT HERE
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2017

06

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

As a bush lover and advocate. Something consistent in my posts since I started this. Because I have always loved bush and have never understood why girls bikini wax….in an era where the majority of young pussy really hate bush because they are bred that way and those who like bush, or have bush, are usually not the kind of bush you want a girl to have, because it comes with some retard agenda who thinks she’s doing some feminist protest, and likes talking about it, like she’s some kind of martyr because she “doesn’t” get a bikini wax…Because not getting cosmetic procedures that cost money, time and are ridiculous is protesting is not just being “natural”….it’s political…

It makes it hard to find a nice bush to invite to come over to wash…you know a slow long lather…like you get at the hair dresser…because your dream is to open a chain of bush grooming centers…it speaks to your soul…

Life is full of disappointment…

Here are some morning LINKS….


Lindsay Lohan Did a Burkini Photoshoot of the Day
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The Weird Clown Doing a Cover of Johnny Cash…
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Chance the Rapper for Mayor
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J.Lo and A Rod on a Date for Hispanics…
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Shia Labeouf Sells One Ticket…
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Schwarzenegger Out Promoting Movies
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Lazy Cat.
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No One Cares About Heath Ledger
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Mel B’s Husband is Calling her a Liar!
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Tyra Banks has Quite the House…
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TBT – Snake Ate a Porcupine
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2017

05

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

The key to romance is telling a girl how you’re so frustrated that all these people, not just dudes, but everyone are so out to fuck. The porno generation of young people who don’t want to be bogged down by relationships, so that they can fuck anyone and everyone they can. You know guys and girls are into it because of instant gratification and monogamy being boring for their short attention spans…

So you long con her, you spend a week or even two weeks telling her how you want meaningful sex, and to build a life with someone, and all those things they may have seen in Disney Movies they also grew up on, along with the porn…you know to get into their hearts and heads a little…

Eventually, she’ll start believing you, and sometimes it just takes one dude at the right time to fuck her over one last time before she turns to you…the nice guy….the trustworthy guy…the guy who believe in ROMANCE…because he’s older and wiser…

So you go over, get her drunk, fuck her for a week or two ..and never talk to her again, because fuck that romance shit, the one thing these young people are right on is that sex with the same person sucks…just ask my wife…now that’s not to say it’s good with anyone else, but if it only happens a dozen times before you disappear…it can’t be all that bad…

That’s my advice to you. Play romantic, to trick her into fucking you, before leaving her for the other 10 girls you are running the same game with…because romance and love is a wonderful thing…for about a week or two..

Here are some stepLINKS…

Rick Ross Gets No Jailtime
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Melanie Griffith Says She Didn’t Know Her Surgeries Fucked Up her Face
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Rachel McCord Shows a Whole Lot of Pussy
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Alec Baldwin on Banging Nikki Reed in a Movie when she was 17 – SEX OFFENDER
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Salma Hayek Tits at a Bullshit Event
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Kate Hudson’s Beach Bikini
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Jessica Chastain Cleavage
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The World’s Most Relaxed Cat
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Some Long Haired Bitch Doing THings in Reverse
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Heath Ledger Trailer
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Cadbury Drops Easter from their Eggs
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Marvels Defenders has a Trailer
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Diane Kruger Old and in a Dress Showing Tit
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Paris Jackson – Hard Nipples
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Eva Longoria Tits
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Kristen Stewart Tits
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Late Night Comedians – Do Trump
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I am Heath Ledger – The Trailer
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Rachel McCord Bikini Photoshoot
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Kaley Cuoco Nipples
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England’s Smallest Castle is For Sale
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Barry Manilow is Officially Gay
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Some Kristina Loken Chick’s NUdes
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Cats Discovering Toilet Paper
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Rick and Morty’s Szechuan Sauce
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David Schwimmer’s Divorce Is Not Exciting
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Australia’s Dan Bilzarean
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Weird On Set Pranks…
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Breaking Down Breaking Bad’s Pilot
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Michelle Pfeiffer in a Magazine Looking Hot
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Katy Perry Googles Herself Looking Hot to Deal With her Insecurities
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Old Man Retired Right
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Random Tumblr Porn of the DAy
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Cam Girls Whoring…Cam Girls…
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LESBIANS!
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Some Slut Showing Tits….
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Swinging Syphilis….
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Smoothie Enema
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Girl SHowing off Pussy
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Hot Naked Model – 3
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Lucy Li – Huge Tits
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20 Questions with Some Porn Chick
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Neighbors Catch this Jerking Off Bitch
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Hot Naked Model – 2
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Girl Playing with a Girls Tits Romantically
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Some PORNO LOLZ
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Hot Naked Model – 1
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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More Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…
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Find Local Girls TO Fuck RIGHT HERE
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2017

05

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Today is a great day to not kill yourself, because watching how all this nonsense unfolds is pretty entertaining. Seeing how weird people have become as our species prepares to self destruct thanks to over population….everyone seems fucking crazy and I like watching from the sidelines…mainly because part of that crazy is girls of all sizes posting nudes online…as an internet veteran…this is a huge thing, something I dreamt of back in the mid 90s….before the internet was actually mainstream and everyone was putting out bikini selfies. What a wonderful time to be alive. So much vagina every which way.

Here are some stepLINKS

Ham and Cheese Sculpture of Vin Diesel
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Ireland Badlwin Talks About Her Big Tits
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Mama June – Still Disgusting
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Water Wars!!!
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The Most Popular Video of the Week
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Turtle Plays Fetch
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In Fascinating News the Susan Sarandon – Julia Roberts Feud You Never Knew Or Cared About Was Blown Out of Prportion
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Madison Beer Hot in a Magazine
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Cindy Crawford is Big and Doughy in a Bikini
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IT and DR Seuss Mash-Up
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Shay Mitchell Slutty But Not Slutty Enough – Photoshoot
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2017

04

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Part of me feels sad when the fat girl I talk to on tinder tells me about the other dudes she fucks from tinder…but another part of me is happy that I didn’t have to meet up with them and have that awkward internal struggle with myself thinking “do I really want to stick my dick in that”…especially after she told me she fucks at least one dude on tinder a day – because it is a magical place where people who want to fuck can find people to fuck…even fat chicks I am scared to fuck but don’t mind staring at their pussy pics.

Yes…my life from the couch, rarely leaving the couch, is filled with excitement…carpal tunnel creating excitement…while I got sext angrily in the corner of my apartment drinking beer.

Here are some stepLINKS…..

PINK is 160 Pounds and 5 Foot 3 and In Leggings….
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Mattress Takes Out Then Saves a Biker…
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Pam Anderson’s Big tits are Survivors
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Baby Hippo Having Some Dreams is Amazing
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This Turtle Knows How to Play Fetch
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TRUMP has a Show On Comedy Central
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The Terror of “NO”
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Daniel Craig Will be Bond James Bond Again
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Mel B was Beat By her Husband
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Harrier Harper Tits
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Some Lindsey Morgan Bitch is Probably batgirl
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Mashup of IT and Cat in the Hat
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Babies Acting Out Frozen – Freaks me the Fuck Out – Brainwashing
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Rose McGowan Sex Slave….
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Kaley Cuoco – Hard Nipples
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Ireland Baldwin on Being a Fat Ass
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Madison Beer in a Magazine
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The Country Music Awards are Classy
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Zac Efron is a NINJA
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Fozzie Bear Doing 50 Cent in Da Club….
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Bella Hadid is a Proud Muslim
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Naya Rivera’s Tits That Bang David Spade
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This Dude Makes a Crazy Cubano Sandwich
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Shitty Kitchen Gadgets Put to the Test
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Charo’s Final Dance on Dancing with the Stars to Jerk Off To
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Paris Jackson VS Body Shamers
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Arianny Celeste – Nude in Mexico
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People Fucking Love this Python Eating a Porcumine Video…that I Find Disturbing as Fuck
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Most Unbreakable Cell Phone Ever
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Suge Knight was the Target on the Night TUPAC Died
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Old Man Retired Right
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Cam Girls Whoring…Cam Girls…
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The Girl Who SMOOTHIES the RIGHT WAY
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3 Sets of Tits in the Tub
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Twat Fucked on Snapchat
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Naked Babe….in White Panties
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The Dude Left Out at the Orgy is HILARIOUS
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Hammock Pussy
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DUDE THIS IS SO FUCKED UP………..Battle of the Bulge….
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Penis Malfunction of the Day
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Amateur Tit Fondling
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Facial by the Lake….
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Spanked Ass of the Day
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Tasha Reign – Naked Pornstar Being a Pornstar
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Greek Slut of the Day
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Tits Dressed like Super Girl
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Suntanning Tits of the Day
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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More Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…
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Find Local Girls TO Fuck RIGHT HERE
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2017

04

Apr

Dude’s Dick Gets Stuck in a Woman’s Vagina and Other Videos of the Day

Woman Hops Off Moving Bus

Amy Schumer Freaks Out On Another Girl Calling her a Slut and Prostitute For Making Out with her Boyfriend

Cops Unload Clip on Utah Man who Apparently Has a Gun

Motorcycle Dude Catches on Fire

Woman Get Stabbed By Her Husband

Dutch Dude in Thailand Electrocutes Himself

Gas Station Clerk VS Gun

Dead Tourist After Bar Brawl

I Like When the Bull Wins

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2017

04

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Asking girls on Tinder to shit on you rarely gets a positive response….even if it comes from a frustrated place because only fat monsters swipe right on you…and often times…it is only 10 percent of the fat monsters on tinder….because even fat girls aren’t desperate enough for me…so when they come through, which is one match every few days, you have to bring your romance…or pretend you have a scat fetish…early on in the conversation to get it out of the way….and by it I mean the fat chick…who is only a keeper if she’s desperate to shit on a dude…because shitting on each other is fucking weird….unless you’re German…

Yes…that was my monday night…WELL spent apparently…productive and balanced life…and here are some stepLINKS…

Harrison Ford Gets Off for being a Pilot with Dementia
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The Weird Dude who Talks Backwards
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Ghost in the Shell Tanked…but I Paid 20 Dollars for this Garbage…Because I am so Not Mainstream
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Nicki Minaj – Edgy
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Crushing Stuff with the Hydraulic Press…
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King Arthur Legend Trailer
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J.Lo introduces A-Rod to her Mom
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Big Tits in a Bikini Top….
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Yng Thug as Historical Paintings
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2017

03

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Tonight…I will attempt to get as many girls as possible to do the soft drink enema party trick that’s going viral….I figure strike while the iron is hot because all these people are such half retard drones with no opinion of their own…that it takes one viral stunt to make everything some kind of social norm….but then again, the only girls I talk to are all ready about this shit…I’ve been getting coke bottles in pussies since the 80s…I am just glad it is going mainstream…

That said…I am also glad that girls are wearing short skirts here…because winter is almost over…because with skirts comes me looking up skirts…to come….Here are some stepLINKS….

Ghost in the Shell – Is the Latest White Washed Piece of Shit
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Eden Sassoon – In a Bathing Suit…
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Naya Rivera and David Spade are Fucking in the Pool…
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Kelly Rowland – Bathing Suit Life…
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Sailboat Capsizing in Cali
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The MUMMMY – Official Trailer
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Salma Hayek – Slutty Tits
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Comparing Young Thug to Historical Paintings
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Maitland Ward’s huge Tit – Terrible April Fools Joke
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Amber Heard Practicing Fights for Some Movie
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Adrienne Bailon – TIGHT Cameltoe Pants
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The World’s Fastest Banjo Player is Great
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When You Mute the Music – The Rolling Stones are Creepy
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Guy Pretends to be a Kid When Calling Lamborghini
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Marnie Simpson Nipple
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Francesca Eastwood – TITS on the Beach
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Chloe Grace Moretz Face
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I find Happiness in Chimp Throws Poo At Grandma’s FAce
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Alec Baldwin Wants to Forget the Voicemail He Called His Daughter Ireland a Pig on…
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Brining Music to the Deaf
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Kendall Jenner – Shorts
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Courtney Cox – Bikini
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Hot British Slut in a Bikini in Dubai
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Soccer Erotica of the Day
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Weird Cartoons….
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Reptiles in Florida…
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Rita Ora White Panties
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Sarah Hyland Showing Some Bra
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Selena Gomez – Really Expensive House…
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John Legend is the Worst…Here he is Singing Gordon Ramsey Quotes
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Kaley Cuoco at Some Event
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Google GNOME
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Ashley James – Tits
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Dog Carries Other Dog in a Bucket
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Kim K – Tube Top Monster
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Wrestling Proposal
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Carrie Underwood in a Slutty Dress
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The Are Selling the 2008 DNC Speech at Auction
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Justin Trudeau Challenged Matthew Perry to a Fight
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Real Life Iron Man is a Joker with his Jet Packs
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Jasmine Tookes – Model
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Louis CK Trailer…
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DUDE THIS IS SO FUCKED UP………..Battle of the Bulge….
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Cam Girls Whoring…Cam Girls…
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Naked Yoga in NYC
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Masturbating Babe
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Superman THAT HO
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Rhian Sugden in Body Paint
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Some Model Showing TIT
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Broken Asshole of the Day
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Sidewalk Sex
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Naked Redhead
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Slippery Porn Slut
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Naked Nature Watch
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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More Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…
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Find Local Girls TO Fuck RIGHT HERE
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2017

03

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

You know your life is near complete when you don’t go out to the strip club to see a girl you know at her first night stripping after years of wanting to see her naked and convincing her to be a stripper….

But instead you watch 13 hours of a Selena Gomez produced high school themed show about bullying….for 13 hours…straight…where all you hear is kids say “seriously” to each other for 13 hours…seriously…

You know your life is near complete when a girl sends you a pics of her asshole, tells you she has a daddy / little girl fetish and wants you to hang out…but instead you go to see Ghost in a Shell in IMAX 3D because Cannon Show makes you and doesn’t even pay for you…

It was pretty shit, obviously, because movies like that are shit and because ScarJo can’t act…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Ariel Winter Dressed Like a Hooker at some Kid’s Movie Premiere
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Selena Gomez’s 3 Million Dollar Texas Home
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Pam Anderson Still Hot for Julian Assange
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Chrissy Teigen – Slut
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Chimp Throws Poo At Grandma’s FAce
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The Difference Between 1 Dollar Ice Cream and 1000 Dollar Ice Cream
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Python Eats Porcupine – Regrets Decision
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Soda Pop Robots
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Kim K Wants a Third Kid
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Texting and Driving Accident of the Day
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