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2017

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I drank too much tequila…and passed out on the floor…I don’t remember where I was, how I got home, who I sexted….but I know that I survived, and sometimes, that’s all you fucking need…..

As someone who drinks regularly – blacking out and passing out on the floor is a real accomplishment….

I feel like I’ve still got it…baby…

Digital Invisible for life…

Slutty Bikinis
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DJ Khaled is Moving to Beverly Hills – This is his House…
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Emma Stone – and her Dress
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RIP Tunnel Bridge
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Emma Stone – New Face
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Things You Didn’t Know About Mad Max
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BLACK CHYNA
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SUV vs Store…
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Naomi Campbell Erotica
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Sofia Vergara Tits..
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Heidi Klum in a Bikini
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NBA Bloopers
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Chantal Jeffries in a Bikini
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2017

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Today we’ve learned some very valuable lessons.

The first is that when you see a fat girl and think damn she’s fat only to sit next to her and realize you’re fatter…and it doesn’t matter because she’s a girl and has an image to uphold….

The second is that trump must have Twitter stocks because without him Twittet wouldn’t exist

The third is that actors aren’t artists, they are liars and their opinions don’t matter, they just use them to seem important so that they can justify their insane pay rate for such an insignificant thing like bringing irrelevant characters to life on the screen…then they get political on top off already being the worst humans…

The world is just a bad twisted place, but at least girls still take nude selfies…

With the advent of technology, the dating apps, the self driving car, the iPhone, social media, and the computer in and of itself…the nude selfie is what it was all for….

Here are some links

Here are some stepLINKS…

Best / Worst from the Golden Globes
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Freeing a Bike from an Electric Fence
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Mariah Carey Still Talking About New Years..
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J.Lo in Tight Pants
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Soulja Boy VS Chris Brown FIGHT
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Most Memorable Moments from Obama Presidency
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Victoria Justice After Party
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Meryl Streep – Vs – Trump
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Devil Woman Amber Heard Makes and Appearance
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The Jenners Did the Golden Globes
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Kaley Cuoco’s Tits
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George Clooney’s Wife is Boring
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Man Rescues a Bird
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Driving Ski Toweed by a Car
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Kylie Jenner – Thighs
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Tove Lo Topless
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Lesbians of the Day
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Flat Iron Popcorn
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Lais Ribeiro in Victoria’s Secret
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Casey Affleck Vs Sexually Harassment…
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Model in her Lingerie
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Nokia vs Extreme Heat
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Horse and a Squeaky Toy
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Today’s Random Tumblr Porn CURATED by ME so I can Say the Word Curated
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some Natural Tits
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Dudes Very Happy About the Squirt
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Hot Girl in a Bikini…Dancing…
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Tits Like an Indian
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Girl and her Vibe
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Tattoo Girl – and her Pussy
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2017

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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When asking a girl what the strangest thing she’s put in her vagina at 40 years old…you’ll get all the answers you’re looking for…the obvious carrot, cucumber, banana, candles, handheld mirror, toothbrush, etc….and when you ask them when they did it…they’ll all say they started at the age of 14 or 15 and have been pretty constant with it…

But when you ask an 18 year old what the strangest thing she’s put in her vagina, she’ll just say a dick…

So why is it that at 18, they’re only comfortable admitting to fucking dick…but at 40…the same girl will tell you all the things she’s put in her pussy…and sometimes in both her ass and pussy…from when she was before 18…..

I think it’s the only magical thing about 40 year old women…they finally tell the truth before it’s too late…it trying to be as hot as they were at 18…but were too shy to own it….

Heere are some stepLINKS…

Meryl Streep VS Trump
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Aussie Sisters in Bikinis
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Blake Lively at the Golden Globes
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Horse has fun with Squeaky Toy
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Irish People Test American Food….
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Mark Hamill Reads Donald Trump Tweets – as the Joker
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Mariah Carey Victimized…
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Nicole Kidman Porny at the Golden Globes
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Man Rescues Finch Frozen to a Fence
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White Bear on Ice Outtakes…
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The Kylie Jenner Slut Story
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2017

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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When you’re on public transit and you feel something rubbing up against you….and you think it may be the girl next to you – only to look at see it’s some homeless looking street kids dread locked rat tail…just a singular massively long dread lock….tickling your neck…you remember why you don’t like public transit…

To make things worse, the girl next to me was talking about the term social justice warrior and how it is a disparaging term – that is a way of making fun of people with compassion and the luxury to do something about it – because ultimately they just care about the cause because they are people that are exposed to all these global issues…they think they can make a difference with….

And I was thinking what a waste of huge tits, talking about social justice warriors instead of being one in the form of a self proclaimed Slut or sex worker…using those big tits and vagina to be empowered…big tits I kept staring at until she noticed and make a big deal about it – as self proclaimed SJW’s do….

Body chains and bikinis..here’s some stepLINKS

Emma Stone Got High at Disney Land
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Ryan Reynolds Wants an Oscar for Deadpool
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Supergirl of the Day
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Daisy Lowe in a One Piece
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Free Throw Throw of the Day
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Very Big Reddit Engagment Ring for a Big Black Woman
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Lindsey Pelas Big tits
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Workout Fails – Compilation
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Bitch in a Silver Dress
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Bella Hadid PANTY FLASH
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Ben Affleck’s Mystery Woman is a Sober Coach
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Kourtney Kardashian Bikinis
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Fergie At the Beach
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Elsa Hosk – VS Model – VS Modeling
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Taylor Hill – VS Model
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Kate Middleton Topless is Sending Someone to Jail
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jessica Lowndes has tits
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Famous Sluts
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Josephine SKriver for Victoria’s Secret
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Kelli Berglund – hot
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Slutty ctor
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Nate Berkus Hollywood Hills…
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Today’s Random Tumblr Porn CURATED by ME so I can Say the Word Curated
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Pets in Amateur Porn
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Tapping the Keg the ANUS way
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Kinky AFter Class
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Big Tits in a See Through Bikini
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The Perfect WOman
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Random Naked Chick
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Girl in the Shower
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Check Out My Hot Sauce Photoshoot with Dead Fish and Tits…
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Find More Great Links Here….
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2017

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I’ve been swiping on TINDER…I only get really fat girls…who I know will never get skinny, and who I know have embraced their fat, so instead of being basic like everyone else – and calling them fat, or making fat jokes, because I’m not an asshole..even though I am an asshole…I tell them they aren’t fat enough…and give them a complex, trying to make them at their state of fat feel inadequately fat….and that they need to fatten up to stand out amongst all the other fat girls…to be different, to be hot, to be worth jerking off to…because fatter is a fetish and current weight is just gross….

So even their being ridiculously fat doesn’t make them stand out as the loud, lazy, over-eater they are….and they need to work harder…something fat people don’t like doing…as they’d rather just sit on the couch eating cake….but apparently they don’t even do that right…except when it comes to eating cake…

All this to say…..it’s been a Friday of broken dreams so far…too cold to be hungover…but I’ve eaten one breakfast burrito already…because I’m Mexican…and I’m pretty confident I may die of that heart attack we’ve been waiting for….

Here are some stepLINKS

Mascot that Trolls Mariah
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The House that Pete Sampras Build
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Hot Kate Beckinsale Behind the Scenes
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Paige Watkins is Hot
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How Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban Bang
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Megyn Kelly Will be on the Today Show….
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How the NES Zapper Works
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I am very into this Televised New Years Countdown
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Some Pictures of Dangerous Crossings
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Mariah Carey Hot Tub
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Bullet in Super Slow Motion
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All Time Knockouts
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Bieber’s New Dog is Very Important
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2017

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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A Tinder girl told me that I spend a really long time drawing out a really bad joke….and that was based on a series of 3 messages I sent her about our romance….I wonder what she’d think if she saw the site and the 12 years, 40,000 posts dedicated to drawing out this really bad joke…I bet she’d find me pathetic…and that’s a good thing…because I only like girls who can’t fucking stand me…they are a challenge…too bad I am too lazy for challenges…but if I wasn’t…that’d be the key to my heart…

Luckily for me….finding girls who like me is like finding bald pussy on a nudist beach…it just doesn’t happen….but unfortunatley 99 out of 99.1 girls who hate me..won’t ever let me fuck them, or even see them naked…so I remain alone…..but married…but she’s the fucking worst…enough about…here are some steplinks to stick your dick in like it was a 19 year old…only they are links..just links…that you click…….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Terribly Acted Movie Scenes
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Kim K’s Ho Stroll – is back
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Kate Beckinsale BTS
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Australian Golfer In Her Bikini
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Drew Barrymore’s Show About Cannibalism…
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Katharine McPhee Bikini
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Nicole McLean Panty Flash
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Rat Cow in a Bikini
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Camila Morrone in Underwear of the Day
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Nicki Minaj is Single
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Joanna Krupa Paddleboarding
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The Dude WHo Owns Coachella is Anti Gay Climate Change Denier
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Virtual Reality Blooper
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Lego Nerf Gun
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Some Slut Named Olivia Culpo
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Elsa Hosk Naked in LUI
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Stella Maxwell is Fucking Kristen Stewart and Looks Hot
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Topless Ashley Graham
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Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman are Creepy as Fuck
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Kylie Jenner is Slutty
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Topless Ashley Graham
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Jesus Gave Chris Pratt his First Break
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Leo’s New Pussy
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No Wait – He’s Still With Waterhead
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Drone Up a Mountain Erotica
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Today’s Random Tumblr Porn CURATED by ME so I can Say the Word Curated
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Naked Yoga
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The Perfect Woman
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She’s Not a Real Nurse
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Amateur of the Day
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The Pet in Porn Compilation is Amazing
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Naked Driver
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Big Fucking Tits
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Cheesy Nude Shoot of the Day
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
CLICK HERE

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Check Out My Hot Sauce Photoshoot with Dead Fish and Tits…
CLICK HERE

Find More Great Links Here….
CLICK HERE

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2017

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I may be buried in snow, unable to leave the shitty, badly heated house that is hardly a house, that if a building inspector came in, he’d probably kick us out, knowing that squatters have better set ups that us….breathing cold mouldy air…smelling what smells like sewage backed up – that may be my wife….and I do it because it makes staring at pics of girls in bikinis less boring, you know like a beacon of hope instead of some shameless bullshit…..we don’t see bikinis here, I’m like “look, a girl in a bikini”…and figure if I ever moved somewhere where girls just walk around in bikinis…I would find it boring and no longer be a man into bikinis…so I continue to suffer in this hell, like some kind of martyr or conquistador trying to find new life and opportunity, all as a sacrifice of my happiness to make sure the bikini pic doesn’t lose it’s edge….or appeal to my pervert mind…I am a modern day hero…

It’s like dudes who watch too much regular porn, who now need midget, obese, shitting on each other fetish shit…

I am fighting to keep the bikini pic, something we see too much of, still exciting in a world where there is no excitement….and everything is just flimsy, filtered, gratuitous, fast food easy to produce and digest…

Here are some stepLINKS

Kylie Jenner Spices Up Her Relationship with Sex Toys…
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Lindsay Lohan Poetry
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Miley Cyrus Doesn’t Like Black Face
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Rat Cow’s Hot Booty Pic
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Kristen Stewart is Fucking Stella Maxwell
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Cinema in Slow Motion
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Why Cities are Where They Are
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Amal Clooney is Hiding her Pregnancy
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Gutter Porn Chick’s Ass Selfies
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Honest Trailers of Bill and Teds
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The Man Who Kept Running and Never Stopped….Kevin Hart Ad for Nike that I am not Getting Paid to Post
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Creepy Princess Diana Letters
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2017

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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My new pick-up line – that i’ve used at least once today – and that failed is..

“Don’t be jealous”….and she says “of what”…and I says “of my small penis”….and when she says “why would I be jealous of that”…and I says “because you want it but can’t have it”…

It won’t work…unless it’s on a prostitute…in which case why would you bother, just give her your money and take your damn blowjob like a man.

I am sure other things happened that were more worthy of being discussed…but why bother….no one cares..

Here are some stepLINKS

Lohan’s Poetry is Epic
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Bella Hadid – Midriff
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Madison Beer is Hot
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Mariah Carey Fires her Creative Director
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Amazing Plumber of the Day
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Alba’s Youthful Cleavage
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Doutzen Kroes in a Bikini
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Natalie Portman…Pregnant Slut
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Jenny McCarthy Haggard Whore
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How To Make a Skateboard from Toilet Paper
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NBA Bloopers of 2016
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People hate Underhanded Free Throw
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Joanna Krupa is Naked
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Anna Kendrick Mangled Face
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January Jones Don’t Need No Baby Daddy
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Two Year Old Saves Brother
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Dangerous Crossing of the Day
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Krupa Cameltoe
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Dude Loses Car on a Ferry Ride
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Pia Mia Pumps Gas
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Jordan Carver – Hooker
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Why Did the Chicken Get Domesticated
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Pool Jumper Gets His Feet Mangled
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Celebs in Bikini Round-Up
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Samantha Grandoville – Naked
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Delivery Guy Gets Revenge
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Hilary Duff Hot Thickness
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Lena Dunham’s Fat Monster Thigh
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Lena Dunham Thanking Glamour for her Cellulite
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Recreating the Big Kahuna Burger in Pulp Fiction
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Stella McCartney in a Bathing Suit
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Today’s Random Tumblr Porn CURATED by ME so I can Say the Word Curated
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Hot Body
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Lesbian Threesome of the Day
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Girl Soaps Up Tits
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Naked on Bench
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Naked Bitches in a Red Room
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Booty Jiggle
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Sarah McDonald in White Swimsuit
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Amateur Romance
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
CLICK HERE

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Check Out My Hot Sauce Photoshoot with Dead Fish and Tits…
CLICK HERE

Find More Great Links Here….
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2017

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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If you want to seduce a woman at a bar – never open with the “how do you get a homo to fuck a girl”…..joke…..

Because the punchline “You shit in her cunt”….

Will almost always offend her, in this social justice warrior, everyone is gay, shitting in vagina is wrong – even though I’ve met some women who smell like someone shat in their vaginas world….

That’s about all I remember from last night….romance!

Ivanka Trump and her Husband the JEwish Man – Bought a Crazy House in D.C.
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Demi Lovator is Banging an MMA fighter
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Hit Songs Played on Household Items
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Madison Beer Got Some Tits
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Heather Locklear – Rehab
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Lego Nerf Gun that Will Impress All the Ladies You Fuck
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Janet Jackson’s Baby is a Terrorist
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Female Golfer in a Bikini
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2017

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Apparently, girls don’t like to participate is requests to fuck random household items…t

Today I was told no when I asked for a video of a girl fucking a beer can, I even sent her a link to another girl doing it – to trigger her competitive instinct all girls have…to prove she too can do it….

I was also rejected by a girl who was making lemonade…who I asked to insert the lemons and birth them like a chicken laying an egg in slow motion – because that’s the only lemonade I want to see…and she just called me weird…even after I said “put on some bunny ears when you do it so that we can pretend that easter coming early this year, and so am I”…

Instead I get ignored….what’s wrong with people…or maybe I am the problem…

While I don’t bother figuring that out because I don’t actually care to figure it out, people are all retards…. here are some stepLINKS..

Nicole Kidman in Taylor Swift Cosplay
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Hannah Ferguon – Still Christmas
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Hot Goulart Bikini
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Lea Michele is Naked on Instagram
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That Rogue Jumping in Pool from High Places Smashes His Feet – BAD
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Rat Cow Got Tits
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Why Are Dalmations the Choice Fire Dog
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Life Hacks with Household Items
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Jet Powered Snowboard
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Megyn Kelly is Moving to NBC
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Alessandra Ambrosio – BIKINI
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How Big do Tsunami Can Tsunami
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Joanna Krupa – BIKINI
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Izabel Goulart in a Bikini
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All Time Knockouts
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Danielle Lloyd Bikini
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Jessica ALba Bikini Camel Toe
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Nicki Minaj TITS
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Hot Surfer Irina Shayk
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Kim K’s Ass got Stuck in a Toilet
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Hot Daisy Low Bikini
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This Bird man is Amazing
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Baby Kangaroos are the Fucking Future
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Today’s Random Tumblr Porn CURATED by ME so I can Say the Word Curated
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Frosty the ASS MAN
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Big Tits in the Gym
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I don’t Think She’s a Real Nurse
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Vagina of the Day
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Bathroom BJ of Broken Dreams
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Hot Naked Chick
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
CLICK HERE

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Check Out My Hot Sauce Photoshoot with Dead Fish and Tits…
CLICK HERE

Find More Great Links Here….
CLICK HERE

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FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA:
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