I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

Archive for the stepLINKS Category

2017

03

Jan

Dude Rubs Chilli on his Girlfriend’s Tamp0n and Other Videos of the Day

Religious Fail…..

Truck crush – the Audio is the best part

Old Man VS Donkey….

Car Polisher – Polishing Teeth

Tourist Taken Out by Lightning

Girl in Bikini Drilling an Ice Fishing Hole

The Least Festive new Years Countdown

Posted in:stepLINKS|stepNEWS

2017

03

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

mhd-1

I wonder if jerking off in the hot tub will keep my cum alive and knock up a stranger…because in 2017, I’ve decided that I should have at least one random girl bring my child into fruition, and since all the crackwhores and my fat wife that are willing to have sex with me are all infertile for various reasons from HPV induced hysterectomy to being old and fat as fuck…I figure my best shot is saving up 400 dollars, renting a room at a fancy hotel, and jerking off in the hot tub – ideally when hot, young, rich girls are in there warming up, not overly disgusted by the fact that I’m in there casually jerking off, despite the fact that I haven’t showered in weeks, and that the water around me is brown from my grit…my true grit…

I guess I’ll find out, just send me 400 dollars to my paypal….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Leo in Mexico with Nina Agdal the Girl With the Massive Waterhead Forehead
CLICK HERE

Drake and J.Lo is a Publicity Stunt
CLICK HERE

Some Random Trick in a Bikini
CLICK HERE

Jet Powered Snowboard
CLICK HERE

This is the Sad Story of a British Stripper Found 12 Hours Dead in a Strip Club in Australia
CLICK HERE

Will and Grace is Coming back To TV….why? Because the Actors Need Money
CLICK HERE

Why Are Dalmations the Choice at Fire Stations
CLICK HERE

The Best of French Prankster Remi
CLICK HERE

2017 Countdown Fireworks Movie Mashup
CLICK HERE

The Dick of Balloons
CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

03

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

steplinks-1

People are such uptight pussies on text messages, they take it all serious, like it’s real life, a job interview or someshit and they actually think about what to send, instead of just rolling with it…and I never really realized it, I just assumed I was the weird one and they didn’t get the joke, because girls never respond to my request for pictures of them inserting things in their assholes…and they even ignore me when I offer to meet them in a public place to help them insert things in their assholes…I mean or vaginas…anus isn’t a necessity…I’m just going for insertion…

here are some stepLINKS

Mariah Carey Fail on New Years at Lip Syncing…
CLICK HERE

Madison Beer – Bikini Slut
CLICK HERE

Naked Lea Michele
CLICK HERE

More Hilary Duff – Bikini
CLICK HERE

Jessica Alba in a Bikini
CLICK HERE

2016 as a Horror Movie
CLICK HERE

Dude – this Dog is Eating a Banana
CLICK HERE

101 Facts About Deadpool
CLICK HERE

What Happened to KFC
CLICK HERE

The Best Japanese Ads of 2016
CLICK HERE

Sophie Turner Low Cut in Miami
CLICK HERE

Heather Graham – Legs in Shorts
CLICK HERE

Kim Kardashian Big Tits
CLICK HERE

8 Camera Hacks
CLICK HERE

Hilary Duff – Cameltoe in a Bikini ( AND HARD NIPPLES) – Bikini Bonus
CLICK HERE

Ariana Celeste is Hot
CLICK HERE

Hollyweed was the BEst
CLICK HERE

Kendall Jenner Nipple on Instagram
CLICK HERE

Big Tits on a No Name Model
CLICK HERE

Why is Poop Brown…Totally
CLICK HERE

Carrie Fisher in Star Wars Force Awakens
CLICK HERE

Jessica Alba’s Shameless Self Promotion in Hawaii
CLICK HERE

High Speed Modeling Weirdness Because Asians…
CLICK HERE

7 Things You Didn’t Know about Harry Potter – WHY
CLICK HERE

Tom Hardy Taboo Trailer
CLICK HERE

Celebs on New Years Eve
CLICK HERE

Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini
CLICK HERE

Queen Latifah – Car Jacked
CLICK HERE

===============
From stepSMUT!! LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!
================

Today’s Random Tumblr Porn CURATED by ME so I can Say the Word Curated
CLICK HERE

Nude Photoshoot of the Day
CLICK HERE

Sluts in Yoga Class
CLICK HERE

Nurse Gives Handjob
CLICK HERE

Prostitute of the Day
CLICK HERE

Naked Bitches at the Car Wash
CLICK HERE

Gabby Brooks for Playboy
CLICK HERE

Woman Finds Out Fiance is her Brother…
CLICK HERE

SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
CLICK HERE

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Check Out My Hot Sauce Photoshoot with Dead Fish and Tits…
CLICK HERE

Find More Great Links Here….
CLICK HERE

///////////////////////////////////////////

FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA:
INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

02

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Da

mhd-dec-19

So much of nothing happened on New Years Eve, because I generally don’t leave my house and I am usually drunk on anything I can get on that is alcoholic….no one sent me New Years Eve pussy pics, no one even wished me a Happy New Year…and I was likely passed out before the New Year Happened….I also didn’t bother looking at social media, because I realize that’s one of the things that ruins every day of the year, figuring the most annoying statuses of idiots reflecting, like shit is their personal memoir or diary…when really all I wanted was the pussy pics..

The fact is that the concept of a new year is a social construct of the new world order, the White Patriarchy, used to oppress us – there’s no reason why a year can’t be 7 years….but this way they can tax us more…right?

New Year, New Me, New Year, Who Dis, New Year Same Me, New Year, I’ll talk all this bullshit for a few days or a week – is just egotistical assholes who think they are important trying to impress each other…

Just shut the fuck up, and show everyone your pussy, we’re all just primates who want to fuck all day, let’s stick to that – rather than confuse things..

I did have something substantial to blog about, but I don’t remember shit, but I do remember to post updates to this site, which is all so fucking weird to me…

Here are some 2017 morning links…exciting…

Mariah Carey Fucked Up New Years Eve
CLICK HERE

Daschund Eats a Banana Like a Human
CLICK HERE

Azalia Banks – Slaughterd a Chicken in her Apartment
CLICK HERE

Doutzen Kroes on all Four in a Bikini
CLICK HERE

Celebrities Celebrating New Years Eve…
CLICK HERE

iPhone VS Molten ALuminum
CLICK HERE

Drunk Don Lemon on CNN….
CLICK HERE

ALessandra Ambrosio’s Ass for 2017
CLICK HERE

Serena Williams Has a Fat Ass
CLICK HERE

You Can Rent George Michael’s Home…and Jerk Off Where He Got AIDS.
CLICK HERE

Hot Dance of the Day
CLICK HERE

Sandstorm Live – Light Show
CLICK HERE

Crashing a Gold Lambo in Poland
CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

30

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

kendall-jenner-realizing-stuff-in-2016

It’s new year’s eve – eve – and I am sure all of you Homos are excited to watch Ryan Seacrest pretending to be Dick Clark’s balls drop…he’s been waiting for puberty to hit his entire life and it will be a big event in the gay community you are a part of…

If there’s anything I’ve learned over the last 50 New Years eves, is that they are overrated, they are a waste of time, they are too much hype, it is too crowded, too many idiots, and getting a cab home in the middle of the freezing cold is always impossible….but it beats staying in and spending it with your wife and her family because they are the worst and I hate them…

The other think I’ve learned is that you can have all the resolutions, or reflections as you want, they won’t change anything and next year will be a repeat of this year, unless something random happens – like you die..

It is not the date on the calendar that defines you and gives you a second chance to benchmark goals you’ll disappoint yourself with, so don’t bother, you’re a loser with loser tendancies…stick to what you’re good at…

Here are the last steplinks of 2016 and really maybe 2017 because I haven’t decided if I should come back to this in 2017 as it is a massive waste of time…

Keep Expectations always low – I know I do…

Astronauts Do the Mannequin Challenge
CLICK HERE

Germany Bans VEGAN Sausages
CLICK HERE

Madison Beer in a Bikini – Big Tits
CLICK HERE

Serena Williams Engaged to Reddit Founder
CLICK HERE

Fainting Man on Roller Coaster
CLICK HERE

Drake Took J.Lo to Prom
CLICK HERE

Lohan On Losing Half Her Finger…
CLICK HERE

Ariel Winter Reminds You That Being 18 Makes Fat OK
CLICK HERE

Viola Davis – is Rich
CLICK HERE

Hilary Duff – Big Cleavage
CLICK HERE

Iza Goulart in a Bikini
CLICK HERE

Conor Kennedy Arrested for bar Brawl – Rich Kids…Right
CLICK HERE

Meme of the Year
CLICK HERE

bensimon in a Bikini
CLICK HERE

Weird Asian of the Day
CLICK HERE

Ashley Greene – Engaged – Thank God
CLICK HERE

Martial Art of the Day
CLICK HERE ” target=”_blank”rel=”nofollow”> CLICK HERE

Cheese Shot Glasses
CLICK HERE

Goulart in a Bikini
CLICK HERE

More Madison Beer Ass in a Bikini
CLICK HERE

Bambi Northwood Nipples
CLICK HERE

Rockin’ Maxi Pad Lookin’ Cameltoe
CLICK HERE

===============
From stepSMUT!! LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!
================

Today’s Random Tumblr Porn CURATED by ME so I can Say the Word Curated
CLICK HERE

Hot Fucking Body
CLICK HERE

Trashy Bitch in Pantyhose
CLICK HERE

Amateur Sex Tape Leak
CLICK HERE

Big Titty Car Wash
CLICK HERE

Girl Stripping Out of Her Outfit
CLICK HERE

Worlds Most Dangerous Blowjob
CLICK HERE

Trash the Rental…
CLICK HERE

SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
CLICK HERE

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Check Out My Hot Sauce Photoshoot with Dead Fish and Tits…
CLICK HERE

Find More Great Links Here….
CLICK HERE

///////////////////////////////////////////

FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA:
INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

30

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

steplinks-nov-28-7

The day before New Years Eve…or the eve of new years eve eve, I like to go to the strip club to get my bearings, to ground myself, but then again, I like to go to the strip club every night of the week, and it just so happens I went out to one last night….one of the sketchier ones you’re uncomfortable walking into….you know filled with low level thugs…and you can tell they are low level because the strippers are all 250 pounds….except for one really skinny bitch with clown sized fake tits….who was probably in her 70s…but other than that…it was fat chicks, really nice fat chicks, they didn’t hustle dances..they just wanted free drinks to medicate their really humilating lives….

The hightlight was big titties in my face, or twerks, or the level of depression so deep in the tail end of the holiday cheer….

It was when the fattest of the strippers told me that her pussy lip kept getting caught in her lace panties…and she had welts on her pussy lips because of it….

I was like “girl those are lip stuck in the holes of the lace welts, that shit is herpes”….and she was like “no, next to those”…..and I was like “Oh that little cut, you’ll be fine…but the herpes…get that shit away from me”…

You know…closing out the year with herpes, panties too small on a fat stripper, and it feels so right…

here are some morning links…

Some Silicon Valley Star and his Pantless Passenger on a Flight
CLICK HERE

Hot New Meme Trend of the Day
CLICK HERE

The Untold Truth of Darth Vader
CLICK HERE

2016 in 5 Minutes you bastards
CLICK HERE

French Model in a Bikini with her Dog
CLICK HERE

Izabel Goulart – Bikini
CLICK HERE

The Pink Short Crew
CLICK HERE

Trey Songz Gets ARrested
CLICK HERE

Charlie Sheen Wants Trump to Die
CLICK HERE

Bella Thorne Looking Tight
CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|stepLINKS

2016

29

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

steplinks-30-1

The interesting thing about this war on Bush, is that bush is soft and fluffy like a gentle pillow waiting for your semen…or mouth….

While shaved pussy, an hour after it is shaved is like razor blades that leave rashes all over your face….that get infected, gangrenous, thanks to the questionable pussy juice you’re smearing on your face and next thing you know you’re dead.

Don’t support shaved pussy, unless you support face amputations and death..

I think I’m going to get a placard and start picketing outside the bars tonight, you know lure those pre-New Years Eve drunks…to show me their pubic hair for this movement…this one magical movement I’ll social justice warrior for…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Posh Spice Gets the Order of the British EMpire
CLICK HERE

Ariana Grande is Not a Piece of Meat Man Gets to Use for His Pleasure…OK
CLICK HERE

Debbie Reynolds and Carrie Fisher – Double Funeral
CLICK HERE

Hannah David Tropical Island for SI
CLICK HERE

2016 in 5 Minutes
CLICK HERE

Why Your New Years Will Suck
CLICK HERE

Rat Cow Naked in the Tub
CLICK HERE

Oh Shit – J.Lo without Drake
CLICK HERE

Selena GOmez 2015 Tits
CLICK HERE

Bambi Northwood Blyth Boobs Exposed
CLICK HERE

J.Lo in a See Through Outfit…
CLICK HERE

Funny Man Don Rickle’s House
CLICK HERE

Pink Had a Baby – Named it Jameson
CLICK HERE

Demi Lovato – BOOTY
CLICK HERE

Jessica Alba Grocery Shopping….
CLICK HERE

Victoria Silvstedt in a Bikini
CLICK HERE

Giant Man Tests Mini Bike
CLICK HERE

DIY Superhero Costume for the Cosplay Fetishists
CLICK HERE

Olivia Garson – in Lingerie….
CLICK HERE

The Story of Sea Monkeys
CLICK HERE

Top 100 Viral Videos of the Year
CLICK HERE

23 Reasons to be Cheeful
CLICK HERE

Lucy Hale Topless……Leaked Pics….
CLICK HERE

People are Offended by the Steve Martin Carrie Fisher Tweet – because People are Idiots
CLICK HERE

Broken Computers
CLICK HERE

Everything Wrong in Deadpool
CLICK HERE

Sushi Master of Tokyo
CLICK HERE

Izabel Goulart Red Bikini
CLICK HERE

Jon Benet’s Brother is Suing CBS for 750 million
CLICK HERE

Kelly Bensimon and Daughter in Bikinis
CLICK HERE

===============
From stepSMUT!! LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!
================

Today’s Random Tumblr Porn CURATED by ME so I can Say the Word Curated
CLICK HERE

Big Tits
CLICK HERE

Girl Getting / Giving Oral
CLICK HERE

Naked Bitch and her Clamshell Pussy
CLICK HERE

Dispute Erupts Get Settled Fast…
CLICK HERE

Best of 2016 – Saddest Blowjob of the Day
CLICK HERE

Asia Booty
CLICK HERE

Frosty the Snowman Gets Laid
CLICK HERE

Fitness Flasher
CLICK HERE

American Honey – Nudity
CLICK HERE

Topless Kim in the Bath
CLICK HERE

Girl’s Butt Cheeks are Falling
CLICK HERE

Naked on a Horse
CLICK HERE

SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
CLICK HERE

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Check Out My Hot Sauce Photoshoot with Dead Fish and Tits…
CLICK HERE

Find More Great Links Here….
CLICK HERE

///////////////////////////////////////////

FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA:
INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

29

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

mhd-dec-29

Do you ever wish your dick was 5 inches longer so that you could destroy a girl you’re fucking’s cervix, giving her that classic cervix orgasm they don’t tell you about…you know to compensate for your 3 inches (if that hard)….or are you a real man who owns his tiny dick – because it’s not about whether they cum, it’s about whether you cum….not that girls actually have sex with you, even though there are always girls willing to have sex with you, because hookers exist and are bountiful…

Me Neither…

Here are some morning links…

This Dead Debbie Reynolds Story Was Dramatic / Theatrical and People are Loving It
CLICK HERE

LOOK – MIAMI SLUTS IN BIKINIS
CLICK HERE

NFL Ray McDonald’s Domestic Abuse Video…
CLICK HERE

Christmas Fails – The Compilation
CLICK HERE

How Alcohol Gets You Drunk
CLICK HERE

Britney Spears in Bed With her Boyfriend
CLICK HERE

The Story of the Most Iconic Rally Car – Lancia Stratos
CLICK HERE

The Interesting Story of Sea Monkeys
CLICK HERE

A Year of Trash Talking in the UFC
CLICK HERE

Top 100 Viral Videos of the Year
CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

28

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

steplinks-header-dec-28

In a world where nothing actually matters as long as you don’t have an ego, and think what you do matters, even though we all die and are relatively insignificant, even if we’ve made epic music, movies, apps, advances in science…the core of everything we do is just distracting us until we ultimately die the same horrible death…

Today, my highlight reel included convincing girls that I can’t get an erection, because someone told me girls like challenges, and don’t like not being able to get guys hard, and I’ve seen it first hand with this hot head case I brought home years ago, who was charity fucking me and I couldn’t get it up…that girl did not live that down…she kept playing “why did that fat fuck stay limp when i was there”…and even when I couldn’t get it up, she did some nude dance thing where she was like “I’m the hottest pussy you’ll ever get and you got one chance and you fucked it up”….but as it turns out, 6 months later she did give me another chance to stop the voice in her head from playing that limp dick and my obese body…over and over in her head…

So as it turns out, the limp dick, like never cumming from a blowjob works great…but only if the girls you are telling are sucking your dick on about to fuck you…because when they don’t want to fuck you…their competitive taking on challenge instincts don’t make a fucking appearance…and now…I sit alone…(at least it feels this way, these people are the worst) in cabin…drinking RUM…trying to find the closest brothel, or meth den, or anything to get me out of here…I’m debating heading out on some snowshoes in hopes of getting lost overnight and freezing to death…if I don’t have a heart attack from walking….

I’ll let you know how that goes….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Kate Beckinsale’s Daughter Looks Good – Tits Out
CLICK HERE

Paris Hilton and Kim K Together – Because Paris Gets 10 % of her Earnings – Obviously
CLICK HERE

Rich as Fuck Mark Wahlberg’s Wife in a Bikini
CLICK HERE

Celebrity Deaths 2016 – Alexis Arquette
CLICK HERE

Rande Gerber Posts Pics of his 15 Year Old in a Bikini like the Perv We Know He Is
CLICK HERE

Lohan Lives in Dubai
CLICK HERE

Lohan Doing a Yacht Dance #TBT
CLICK HERE

The Scarface REMIX
CLICK HERE

Courtney Stodden is Everything and More
CLICK HERE

Drew Barrymore the Next Celeb To Die?
CLICK HERE

No Wait – It’s Debbie Reynolds
CLICK HERE

Why DO We Kiss Under the Misteltoe
CLICK HERE

Carrie Fisher’s Daughter Looks Rough / Hipster / After Momma Died
CLICK HERE

A tribute to Burkinis
CLICK HERE

The Movie ELF as a Thriller – I HATE WILL FARRELLL
CLICK HERE

Lady Victoria TITTY SLIP
CLICK HERE

Garry Fisher – has a New Home
CLICK HERE

The Weirdest Dr Suess Video Ever…
CLICK HERE

Jake Gyllenhaal’s Ugly BikinI Clad Girlfriend
CLICK HERE

Zoe Kravitz – hard Nipples
CLICK HERE

Josephine Skriver Looking GOod
CLICK HERE

The Lost City of Z Trailer
CLICK HERE

Lesbian Stella Maxwell is Trying to Get into Kristen Stewarts Pussy – Cuz She Likes Fucking Celebrity Pussy – It Gets Her Jobs
CLICK HERE

Why ARe We So Nostalgic
CLICK HERE

Cat Pranks 3 Year Old
CLICK HERE

===============
From stepSMUT!! LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!
================

Today’s Random Tumblr Porn CURATED by ME so I can Say the Word Curated
CLICK HERE

Big Tits
CLICK HERE

Really Big Tits
CLICK HERE

The Drill DO
CLICK HERE

Naked on the Balcony
CLICK HERE

Cam girl of the Day
CLICK HERE

Nude Trash of the Day
CLICK HERE

SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
CLICK HERE

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Check Out My Hot Sauce Photoshoot with Dead Fish and Tits…
CLICK HERE

Find More Great Links Here….
CLICK HERE

///////////////////////////////////////////

FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA:
INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

28

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

mhd-dec-22

I realize it is 2 pm and I am only posting my morning hangover dump now, but I figure no one gives a fuck about the site, I do this in some OCD, this is my routine way, and I’d like to say I am late because of something exciting, you know threesomes, orgies in my palace, a hangover that led to me being found in a ditch….actual death, suicide or illness…but the reality is – the internet wasn’t working….glamourous…internet not working…because in a fucking cabin in the woods…surrounded by fat french trash eating all fucking day…yet no one them ever have strokes…I don’t get it…resilient people…

I need a strip club, and here are some links…

6 Year Old Drew Barrymore Looks A Lot like 500 year Old Drew Barrymore – But 494 Years Younger
CLICK HERE

Drake and J.Lo Confirm Their Relationship
CLICK HERE

Kate Beckinsale Hot in her Underwear
CLICK HERE

Dominos with Bricks
CLICK HERE

Elf Recut as a Thriller
CLICK HERE

Gwyneth Paltrow – Erotica
CLICK HERE

Kelly Bensimon – Bikini
CLICK HERE

The Best Death of 2016 – Definitely Alexis Arquette
CLICK HERE

Father’s Video Proving Santa Exists to his Daughter…..Maybe He Should Invest in a Better Tree
CLICK HERE

UFC Trash Talking 2016
CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepLINKS