It’s Christmas time and if you’re one of those people who was molested by drunken family members during the Chirstmas Holidays…you’re probably not too excited about it…brings back those memories but keep in mind that we’ve all got problems – stop making this about you….and sit on uncle Santa’s lap….little girl….

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I like going out to shitty bars during pre-Christmas because you get the weirdest people and have the weirdest conversations – every day of the week…people are in for vacation, visiting family, avoiding family, just getting a drink after the Christmas party….students are done school, so they come here for a pre-going home getaway for whatever reason – because there are better options than this shitty city…and I don’t waste my time judging the reason they are they, I go straight to judging them based on their looks, the things they say, how they are dressed or what MEME they quote because no one is original…

Last night’s conversation was with a 20 year old drunk girl, who was dancing around with a black guy who was trying to fuck her, she told him “I identify with black guys, I feel like I’m more of a black girl than a white girl”…which is a turn off to the black guy who wants anything but a black girl…but a white girl…but maybe a white girl saying she identifies as a black girl…like Bruce Jenner identifies with being a woman…is exactly what he wants to hear to guarantee a pre holiday jam…and not the jam your auntie made last berry harvest…you know what I’m talking about..

I had no choice but to chime in and say “how many black people were in your high school”….knowing she was suburban as fuck…pure white suburban….and she said “none”….and I asked…how many black people are you friends with….and she said “none”….so I asked how many black guys she banged and she said “none, but I almost made out with one in Jamaica at an all inclusive”….and I said “so you identify with black people because black people are pop culture now, their comedies, their music, their athleticism, their plight against cops, Kanye West Kardashian…are you fucking kidding me…you culturally devoid twat…this is just another example of black people being exploited or treated like animals by the white man…point and look on in awe or some shit…and she said “but at least they’re getting paid”….

Truth….and the fact of the matter is that she has officially fucked a black guy now…as she makes that transitions…and I offically fucked no one…because it takes too much work and based on this site, you’ll see that working isn’t really something I do…

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Shoutout to Master Commander Supreme Ruler of the Free World Trump for trolling the fucking world…making a mockery of US politics….and winning at life…more than he already has…because he is officially the winner of your country’s most important position…Realty TV has destroyed you – I’m already prepping for First Lady Kardashian……

Speaking of being wins, no one gets my jokes…The internet may be the most racist and hilarious place, but no one gets the fucking jokes….maybe it is because I don’t remember stupid, offensive, obnoxious things I say or do during the day or maybe I can’t recreate telling a bitch in a dog park that you’re black pug is an african american pug, and when she reacts negatively because the world is PC, say…”oh, I thought I wasn’t allowed to say black, I guess I should call him a pug of color”…and when she walks away offended because people are easily offended over everything – and want to have healing circles to deal with those triggers…call him by the name “Jamal” or worse “click click click” while doing a tribal dance…just to drive it home…maybe it is because I am just not hilarious, offensive, obnoxious….but today I felt a win…a christmas miracle if you will because I right swiped a girl – and made some 12 year old incest being the best joke along the lines of not needing to worry about that awkward and embarrassing conversation if you were to get your 12 year old relative pregnant…and she LOLed…instead of blocking and deleting…

So there is hope for our world…based on that interaction alone…now I just need to try to fuck her…

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My biggest fail of the weekend was not getting a girl to masturbate in a church bathroom she was at on Sunday because her mom is some religious bitch and it is a week before Christmas, not that masturbating in church is that big of a deal anymore…I am sure all the instagram sluts do nude shoots in churches all the time, but I am old and still believe in Christmas miracles…so I am into it…and didn’t get it…which is pretty much exactly what you’d expect for someone who excels at failing…

My biggest win of the weekend was not falling in a snowbank, drunk on my way home, and dying….and to think all my school teachers told me I would amount to nothing….

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The extreme cold does present some great opportunity for the pervert out there with nothing better to do that patrol the streets to help the female homeless and teen runaways…who are so desperate for a warm shower, bowl of soup and HEAT that they will pretty much do anything…from mud wrestling each other in your bathroom…to insertion….to pretty much anything you’d want out of a woman…it will smell though…and when you’re done with them – you can drive them out somewhere far away and kick them out of the car to see if they will make it back…not that it matters because no one will miss them…

TIS THE SEASON…

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I don’t leave my house in the extreme cold, and it is extremely cold, not that I like talking about the weather, I hate talking about the weather and when anyone asks me about the weather, I tell them to fuck themselves and learn how to ask relevant questions – that show genuine interest…if you want to know the fucking weather there’s apps for that…you piece of fucking shit….

That said, where are the tits, not anywhere near me because it’s the middle of fucking winter, and even when the cold presents you with hard fucking glass cutting nipples, that you will never see – because they are in all these fucking bullshit layers…COCKTEASING WHORES…

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I have decided that my favorite photoshoot of the year, is probably a photoshoot from the 90s, that is pure amazing wrestling fetish glamour model shit – and I wonder what the instagram whores aren’t producing good shit like this…probably because we live in an empty world filled with lazy perverts who recycle nothing good…like wedgie wrestling gold…

I guess that’s my year in review – since I say the same thing everyday – 14 years running – day after day – come back for more….like all the vagina in my life – that are addicted … not to me but to drugs and I give them 5 dollars every time they sit on my face…

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A bunch of models – or instagram models – are posting pics from Syria or wherever that is – of dad’s running with their dead babies – it’s the weirdest trend in social media – that I guess they are trying to be shocking and use their half retard model following – for good.

You know these vapid, materialistic, mindless cunts who date rich guys and eat at 3000 dollar dinners – and brag about it – in their world of expensive things – that they think is a sign of their successes – are trying to make a difference with dead baby pics.

It’s so fucking lame, actually do something, not to mention – some people will say “one dead baby is too many dead babies”…while another guy hates babies, they represent future humans and will think it’s a good thing….especially the racists who hate Arabs, voted trump and want to see as many of these people dead…

The whole thing is very bad, lazy, armchair activism….that should revert back to them spending their days trying to look hot – to show off tits.

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I love having conversations with people complaining about no living in the tropics – during bullshit winter – which seems to happen every winter – some of the poorest people live in the tropics….and if you’ve been the tropics getting Hepatitis from the “water”….you’ll know that…

I love that whenever someone gets herpes from a random girl – they never discuss it – but when they get the Clap – they fucking advertise it.

I love telling girls I have a hooker fetish to get their price out of them – since everyone has a price – because most girls tell me to go hire an actual hooker – as a hooker fetish is one of the easiest fetishes to satisfy – if you have some money and don’t fear hooker sex….much easier than specific fetishes, like raping elderly women in old folks homes, despite the chances of getting away with it…it’s hard to leave marks on big vagina that doesn’t have the elasticity to protest…plus alzheimers…

I love where this coversation is going….because it’s hardly a conversation – I am in this alone – so it is more like interpretive internet text I use to seduce all the ladies….hey ladies…

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