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2014

03

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

When trapped inside a cabin in the woods with my obese disgustingly fat wife on some team building trip that should end in murder suicide but that will just end with me locking myself outside hoping I freeze to death…

I have no choice but to spend my nights trying to convince girls to take pictures of themselves with random household objects in their asses..

So far no one has pulled through…making this weekend far worse that I expected it to be…which is already very very very bad.

Here are some morning links…

Jane Seymour is 62 in a Bikini
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Top 10 Uncle Phil Moments
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Worst Topless Beach Pic You’ll See Today
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30 Celebrity Make-Unders
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Ultimate Weather Bloopers
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Alison Brie Reaction Faces in GIF
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Winter Babes!
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WATCH – Girls Getting Naked for Free
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2014

02

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

2014’s as shitty as I expected…but the good news is girls are just as slutty as they were in 2013. That keeps me going….

Here are the stepLINKS…

Baby Gives Jenny McCarthy Side Eye – FUNNY
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Girls Without Bras
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This CHick is Ripped….
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AnnaLynne McCord Lives and is Still Skinny in a Bikini
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Rihanna’s New Years on Instagram
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Bridget Malcolm in Lingerie
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People WHo Have Failed in the New Year
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Marg Helgenberger’s Pokies
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Subway Pisser
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Nina Agdal in Revista
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Charlize Theron in a Bikini
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Some Slut
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Frog Walking….
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Keira Knightley in a Magazine….
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The Science of Chocolate
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Margot Robbie and Kate Mara
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Scientists Levitate Small Objects
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Topless Beach Pic of the Day
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Nina Agdal in a Bikini
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Chris Kluwe On Why He Was Fired from The Vikings
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Nina Agdal in Beach Bunny
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Cara Delevingne Eyebrows
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Famous Women You’d Have a Beer With
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Paris Hilton in a Sleazy Tight Dress
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Jessica Simpson Mega Gallery….
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stepNEWS – TOPLESS SPEEDING WOMAN ARRESTED AND AMAZING
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Hot Girl Making Cookies
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Tori Spelling Staged Pic
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Chocolate Bananasa Gone Wrong
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People Living Like No One is Watching
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Sexy Snow Bunnies
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The Hottest Pic You Will Ever See of Kayley Cuoco
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Dude Got in Trouble for Fucking the Window
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Anastasia Ashley in a Bikini Yo
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Holly Wolf Titty Model
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500 Foot Moving Goal
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Kate Winslet is Worried for Miley
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11 People Who Forgot to Work Out at the Gym
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The Year in Celebrity Booty
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More Demi Moore Bikini Pics
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Kaley Cuoco in a Pink Dress!
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The Ultimate Weather Bloopers of 2013
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Rob Kardashian Wants to Quit his Family
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You Need one of these in your Bag of Tricks…
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CAM GIRLS FOREVER
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Model May Andersen’s 2011 Nude Pics are making a Comeback
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Your Favorite Celebrity Nude Scenes
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2 Finger Handjob is Kinda Homo To Watch But Pretyt Alright
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Weird Titty Cam Show
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Goth Porn
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Breasts Against Glass
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Seriously Uneventful Masturbation
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Giant Webcam Tits
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Awesome Squirt Video
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2 Girls One Cam
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A Couple Girls Dyking Out
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Amateur Fucks Herself with a Wine Bottle
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Get the Best Porn – at a Discount
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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2014

02

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I don’t think anyone should be working or on a computer, pretty much ever, especially not 2 days after New Years Eve…I mean where is the fucking justice in the world…with all this need to make money to survive bullshit…I can guarantee whoever came up with that idea was part of the 2%…a rich motherfucker just getting richer cuz he has a staff of monkeys doing all his bullshit work for him…

All this to say that new year, can be seen as new beginnings but I see it requires a lot of naps…

Here are some morning links…

Kaley Cuoco Got Married
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RIP Uncle Phil
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Eric Schmidt’s 2014 Predictions
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11 People Who Forgot How to Work Out at the Gym
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Jessica Simpson Mega Gallery….
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2014 Redheads…
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7 Loneliest Cats Ever
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Mayor Bloomberg Looks Sad
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Some Good Female Fails
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Good Morning Mr Breakfast Weirdness
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It May Be 2014 – The YEar of the Cam Girl
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2014

01

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

It may not be a good year, it never really is, but the older you get the less you care…but based on these snapchats I got..It might be better than the last…Happy New Year…now get ready for people to wish you a happy New Year the Next month..with some stepLINKS…

2 Amazing Drunk Girls on the News…to Ring in 2014 by Fucking Shit Up on Live TV!!
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Top 10 Most Overrated Models
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Dubai World Record New Years Fireworks
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2014 Car Selfies
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7 Types of Hangovers you Will Have
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4 Magicians Who Died Performing
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Street Performer Gets Upstaged By a Kid
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Miley Cyrus Topless Shoot 2013 Throwback
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Marg Helgenberger in a Bikini
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15 Lessons You Can Learn from Rif Raff to Improve your Vine Game
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Madison Murray Rings in the New Year
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Buggy Rollover!
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Britney Spears Has a Wardrobe Malfunction
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Rosie Jones and Other Bitches in Some UK Glamour Mag
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Justin Bieber’s Bodyguards Got Ribs Kicked In
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The Most Anticipated Movies of 2014
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Maryna Linchuk in Lingerie in a Magazine
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Price is right Contestant Who Went Crazy after Winning an Auid
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Jenna Dewan for Ocean Drive
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5 Ambitious New Years Resoultions
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More Charlize Theron in a Bikini
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Ariana Grande Covers Cosmo
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The Science of Garbage
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Some Trashy WHore Posing Half Naked
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Jennifer Anniston and Friends in a Bikini
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Taylor Swift is Ruining the Beach
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Tongue Splitting of the Day
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Some random Model in a Bikini Campaign
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The Most Influential People of 2013
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Julianne Hough Hooker in Leggings
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Miranda Kerr Naked in Harper’s Bazaar
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True Facts About the Armadillo
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The Best VINES of 2013
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You Need one of these in your Bag of Tricks…
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CAM GIRLS FOREVER
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Creaming Girl Gives Herself a Facial
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Fisting Video of the Day
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Babes Celebrating New Years
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Mesh Top Masturbation
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The Worst Masturbation Video
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Lesbian Hippie Masturbation
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Weird Unattractive Twerk
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Some Typical Babe Posing
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Get the Best Porn – at a Discount
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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2013

31

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

Happy New Year…

That’s all I have to say about that…cuz aspirational New Years messages annoy me as much as girls thanking god they didn’t miss their flight to St Barts on Facebook because it would mean New Years Eve would have ruined….poor girl….and as much as I hate you….even though somewhere inside my Aspergers body…lives love…love looking forward to another year with you scumbags….

Here are some links…

Jennifer Aniston Bikini Pics
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Top 10 Most Overrated Models
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6 Types of Kisses You Can Get on New Years
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Courtney Stodden’s Cartoon Breasts
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Claudia Romani in her Bikini…and I Like It…
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Haylie Duff’s New Curves…
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Britney Spears Wardrobe Malfunction
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Reporter Passes Out
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Jill Martin Bikini Top
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Kat Graham Slutty for Terry Richardson
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15 Awkward Kisses,,,,
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How To: Drink Champagne with a Cigar Smoking Lingerie Wearing Babe
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Gwen Stefani and Seal – Finally Together
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Lizzy Cundy Scary in a Bathing Suit
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Russia Exploding Tire
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The Best of 2013 Pranks….
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Lauren V Strategic Nudes…
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Beyonce is Getting in Troubles!!
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Arianny Celeste and Brittney Palmer….
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Gemma Merna Rockin Hard Nipples
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Ariana Grande in Cosmo
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The BEST Tit And Pussy Wardrobe Malfunctions of 2013!
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Duck Dynasty Thinks Good Men Should Marry 15 Year Old girls Who Can Cook
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Jennifer Aniston in a Green Bikini
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Bathing Suit You Don’t Want to See Get Wet of the Day
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Hot Celebs
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Most Patient Robber Ever
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Liz Solari Naked in D-Mag
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Georgia Salpa’s Big Titty Calendar
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Tramp Stamp Tuesday
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Celebrities That Still Live With Their Parents
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Best of 2013 Prank Montage
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Kayley Cuoco is the Least Attractive Girl at the Gym
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Throwback Lily Allen Topless
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Dwayne Wade is Love Child’s Baby Daddy
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Giovanna Rigato’s 2014 Nude Calendar
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Fans Celebrate Championship with Sex
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Rihanna Nipples….
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12 Popular Drink Orders and What They Say About You….
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Kyra Kole’s 2014 Nude Calendar
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Nina Agdal in the Ocean in a White Dress
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Anne Hathaway Hides her Face
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9 Cork Fails
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Public Bathroom Fails
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Lion King the Cute Kitten Version
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Abigail Clancy is Fit as Fuck in a Bikini
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You Need one of these in your Bag of Tricks…
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I Fall in Love with Cam Girls Every Day….
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Drunken Stepfather Discount – Get the Best Porn
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Towel Masturbation….
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The Biggest Tits You Will See All Day
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Weird Lesbians
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Girl Fingers Herself
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Dani Daniels Wisges You a Happy Naked New Year
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Some Greek Babe on the Beach
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Today’s Masturbating Shoot…
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I LIKE TO SEE GIRLS SQUIRT….SQUIRT…SQUIRT
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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2013

31

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The problem with coaching girls you are sexting in how to sext is that in the end you are really just sexting with yourself….and I guess that makes your masturbating that you think you’re doing with another person over your phone…just masturbating with yourself..the way it was meant to be…and that’s almost as bad as a masturbating while crying joke, but not as played the fuck out…

Here are some morning links…


Top 10 Most Overrated Models
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Reporter Passes Out on Air
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Hot Celebs
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Eat a Slice With me – Documentary
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How Not to Load a Tank
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Kim and Kanye Like S’MOres!
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Tramp Stamp Tuesday
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The Best Movies and TV SHows of 2013 According to Complex
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Celebrities That Still Live With Their Parents
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6 Types of Kisses You Can Get on New Years
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I Fall in Love with Cam Girls Every Day….
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2013

30

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

New Years Eve is tomorrow, which is pretty exciting if you are a generic, obvious, suburban fuck who thinks that miraculously being one year closer to your death, another year old, the change of a calendar is going to all of a sudden change you as a person.

The new year will not bring you hope, or make your dreams come true, your unrealistic bullshit expectations you set for yourself won’t materialize, and even your partying with friends that you expect to be awesome, will suck…

But you have another day of trying to think positive about the whole thing, and while you do that, here are some stepLINKS…to tide you over until I bring you more life changing words of wisdom tomorrow…

Best NEWS of the Day – Masturbating Meth Head….
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Russian Model with Huge Tits
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Anastasia Ashley Bikini on the Beach Pics
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Ashley Sky in FHM
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Rihanna Drunk in a Bikini
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9 Cork Fail GIFs for New Years Eve
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Jordan Carver’s Big Fucking Tits…
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Chloe Mafia Tit Slip
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I am So Into Courtney Stodden’s Implants
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The Best Things Stuck in People’s Asses in 2013
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Jessica Alba is a Hot Mom
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Kris Jenner Tried to Get the Ugly One a Nose Job When She Was 9
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Jennifer Aniston is Too Old for a Bikini
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Amanda Bynes REality Show
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Ashley Sky in FHM
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The BEST Tit And Pussy Wardrobe Malfunctions of 2013!
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Miley Face Fucks Kellan Lutz
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So Many Stephanie Seymour Bikini Pics
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51 Hottest TV SHow Moms
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10 Painful Sled Fails
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Fun Activities that Actually Suck
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Alyson Brie in NYLON 2012
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The Girl With the Biggest BUTT
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12 Things You Didn’t Know About Ben Affleck.
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Pam Anderson Jogs
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Grease That Ass Up And Slide Right On In…Half The Population Already Has…
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The Year in Weird Crime Stories…
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59 Pics of Eliza Dushku
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Bizarre Things Dropped on New Years Eve
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Britney Spears does Vegas Shoot
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Miley Cyrus Legs
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Today in CHAZ BONER
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26 Ways to Be Sketchy Using Online Dating…
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Help Find these Missing Unidentified Tits
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You Need one of these in your Bag of Tricks…
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I Fall in Love with Cam Girls Every Day….
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Drunken Stepfather Discount – Get the Best Porn
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Baseball Bat Insertion
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Some Babe Naked with Oranges
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Hot Asian Webcam
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Today’s Webcam Star
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Shit Eaters of the Day
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Children’s Playground Masturbation
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I LIKE TO SEE GIRLS SQUIRT….SQUIRT…SQUIRT
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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2013

30

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I guess Taryn Manning doesn’t like me very much.

The funny thing is, I didn’t even instigate, even though instigating is kinda my thing…

I guess it’s just pent up hatred from years of me being awesome..

Here are some New Years Morning Links…even though it isn’t new years…

And for the record – as far as I’m concerned it’s still Christmas…

2013 Recap – LOHAN NUDE IN THE CANYONS
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Rockin’ Jeans
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The Greatest Animal Photobombs
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25 Celebrity DUI Mugshots
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A Tribute to Etch a Sketch Inventor
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FIt Girls Turn Me On….
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12 Winter Fails
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I Fall in Love with Cam Girls Every Day….
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Monday Motivational Words
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12 People Being Champions of the Gym…
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12 Things You Didn’t Know About Ben Affleck.
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2013

27

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

It turns out that sending girls you are trying to get to send you nudes of girls you have already got to send you nudes will make them not trust your “I won’t show anyone”…line that you use to get nudes…

Not that I get nudes from girls, I am not that kind of guy, I am much more into good conversation, holding hands, and writing love poems…

But if I was into getting nudes…that’s the advice I’d want to hear…

It’s still Christmas to me, even if I post all day with amazingness, don’t get confused…this is vacation time lovers and other strangers…I want to see naked…if you have a vagina…

Here are some stepLINKS…

The Cara Delevingne Bikini GAllery
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Best of Courtney Stodden Implants…
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12 People Being Champions…
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Britney Spears Reunites with her Toxic Bodysuit
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Shanina Shaik is a Hot Piece…
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Sofia Vergara in a Bikini
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The RAZZIES Nominations
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How Growing Up Stole Christmas
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Some Chick in a Censored Shirt….
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Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn’s Relationship Portraits are Hot
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Escalator Workout
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Hot Girls Failing
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Vanessa Hudgens Jog
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10 Celebrities who Need to Shut the Fuck Up in 2014….
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Lindsay Lohan’s Hot Tits
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Sarah Harding Bikini
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Katherine Heigl is a Bitch
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Some Chick Named Marika Fruscio Nude calendar
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Rihanna Needs To Be Fucked Up The Ass
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Sled Fails
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Miley Cyrus Cameltoe from the Back
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Dylan Penn is a Babe in GQ
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Youtube Oreo Eater who was Probably Molested by her Dad of the Day
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Amazon Removes “CUM FOR BIGFOOT”
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J.Woww is Making a Baby
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Kimora Lee Simmons in a Bikini…
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Teresa Moore in a Tiny Bikini
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Kayley Cuoco Christmas
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Big Titties!
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How A-LIsters Spent Their Christmas
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Tom Cruise’s Daughter is a LEsbian
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Some Trashy Bitch With a Rockin’ Ass
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The Worst Movies of 2013
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Girls Who Aren’t in a Bra
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Some Chick Named Rafaella Fico’s Nude Calendar
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Simon Cowell’s Fat Pregnant Wife…
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I Like this Model Josephine Skriver
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Today in Celeb Nudity
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Izabel Goulart for GQ
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You Need one of these in your Bag of Tricks…
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I Fall in Love with Cam Girls Every Day….
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Drunken Stepfather Discount – Get the Best Porn
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Curly Hair Vagina Play
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Nicole Neal Nude Shoot
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Hot Pornstar Vines
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Puke Porn
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Hot White Cotton Panties in the Shower with a Shave
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Webcam Strip Show
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Busty Friends in a Topless Swim
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Fat Ass Girl Trying on Panties
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Another Girl in the Shower
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Kim Kardashian in a White Bikini
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Greek Vagina Drinks WINE
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SQUIRT SQUIRT SQUIRT
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OBNOXIOUS SHIRT OF THE DAY
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2013

27

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I’ve spent the last 4 hours staring at pictures of bush…I’m not patriotic or a republican, I am not even american…I just like pussy hair….because it’s Christmas and it keeps my soul warm when all the other questionable women just give me herpes..

Why aren’t you on vacation on a beach you ghetto fuck…

Here are some morning links…

Keri Russell Relationship Status for her Virgin Loser Fans…
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The Worst Movies of 2013
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Beyonce Tried to Edit the Internet
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J.Woww is Making a Baby
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15 Amazing Celebrity Yearbook Photos
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Cute Girls….
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Paris Hilton Charges 350k an Hour to DJ
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Festive Florida Firing Range…
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Christmas Present Fails…
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THE BEST THING ABOUT THE HOLIDAYS IS KNOWING MY GIRLS ARE ALWAYS THERE…
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