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2014

14

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I guess the internet doesn’t like black porn, or black sex tapes, because the second I posted the Mimi Faust sex tape…hackers attacked the site and we’ve been struggling to keep it up all day…serves me right for encouraging this kind of behavior….

Her name is MIMI FAUST AND I LIKE THE WAY SHE FUCKS THE HIP HOP COMMUNITY

Here are some links…

Marloes Horst Gets Fingered at Coachella by Ale Pettyfer
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The US Airways Shit is So Good…
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Girls in Sports Bras…
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Baby Elephant Calf Charging…
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Boobs Can’t Save This Situation
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Miranda Cosgrove in a Photoshoot
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Ultimate Warrior Died of a Massive Heart Attack
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Abbey Clancy is Hot in a Bikini
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Kendall Jenner Does Coachella
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Taylor Swift’s Legs..
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Ashley Benson Whores for McDonalds…
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Elizabeth Loaiza in Lingerie
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Guy on the NEws Caught Looking at Porn
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Jessica Simpson Not So Big in Yellow
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The Bear VS The Avalanche
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18 of the Funniest Youtube Comments Ever
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100 of the Hottest Girls at Coachella
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10 Weird Facts on Human Evolution
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The Problem With Outdoor Raves
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Squeaking Sloth
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Cyclops Baby is the BEst Thing I’ve Ever Seen
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Eating Junk Food at the Gym Prank
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Slut of the Day
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Topless Models in Jeans…It’s a Thing.
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Denise Richards Tank Top
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Cerebral Palsy Workout Video
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John Hamm’s Soccer Documentary…
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Bar Refaeli Big Tits in GIFS
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More Coachella Pics – Because Coachella Happened….
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Nudity in a Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas
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Christina Hendricks Will Never Be Pregnant
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Maria Menounos’ Big Booty
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Paris Hilton in a See Through Skirt
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The Hot Rubiks Cube in a Bikini Girl
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A Bunch of Huge Fucking Tits
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Mischa Barton See Through at the Airport
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Claudia Romani’s Butthole
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Kate Upton Tits to Celebrate Her Wanting Smaller Tits
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Joanna Krupa Hot Hot Hot…
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Today in Thigh Gaps!
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Even the Coconuts are Branded at Coachella – So Fucking Lame
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Lookin’ Down Some Big Tits Shirts
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Top 10 stepSMUT posts of the Month…
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Captain America XXX ExxxCLUSIVE
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum
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Perfect Ass Selfie…
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Classy girl Drinking her Own Piss
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Topless Lifeguard of the Day
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK! BECAUSE FUCKING COUGARS IS GOOD.
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Big Boobs Naked in the Bath
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One Dildo’s Not Enough
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Cab Driver Turns Down Sex – I Think it’s a Staged
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An Anal Prolapse Won’t Stop This Bitch
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Fail at Stripteasing…
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Life Changing Anus…
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Mimi Faust Sex Tape
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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The Most Twisted and Amazing Porn…
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2014

14

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am in Florida.

I hitched a ride with a retired cocktail waitress who must be on a pilgrimage to die…because after 24 hours straight in a car with her blasting religious Jesus music, driving ridiculously fast while popping prescription pills and at one point masturbating…twice..

I figured Florida is a good place to stare at girls in bikinis until getting arrested for being a sex offender and getting off for killing a black kid in your gated community, before drowning your kids so you can party your face off, before eating some homeless person’s face off…

Here are some links…

10 Ways the NBA Playoffs are Like Mad Men…
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The Best 4 Seconds Ever on Shark Tank
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Leonardo DiCaprio Dancing at Coachella
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Kate Upton Wishes She Had Smaller Tits
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Mila Kunis is Pregnant at the MTV Awards
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A Bunch of Huge Fucking Tits
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Edita Vilkeviciute Full Frontal
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Cell Phones in the 90s were Exciting
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Annie Trailer for You Perverts…
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These Girls are Fucking Crazy…and More Importantly…Fucking Dirty…
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2014

11

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I finally saw a girl in Yoga Pants who didn’t benefit from the yoga pants. She looked like she had just shit herself, or was wearing a diaper, all doughy as fuck even though she was skinny. Yoga pants normally perform, making even the fattest chick’s ass look worth burying your face in…but today…the Yoga Pants failed, and that made me happy, because it means there is hope of a new clothing item to take over…I’m thinking crotchless pants…

You California Coachella going hipsters who think you are on some weird fucking spiritual quest, because that’s where all you California idiots are….or you east coast Exxxotica lonely perverts meeting your favorite pornstars in Jersey …taking all your shitty selfies I am judging you….thanks to Instagram from my couch…and you look dumb.

Maybe you should just be enjoying yourself…instead of sharing the moment with us…I am drunk…it is the weekend…click the links

Here are some stepLINKS….

Workout Shorts…on Girls
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Hilary Clinton VS SHoe
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Cher is 80 Years…
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14 PPL Living the Photoshop Life
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Minnie Driver in Bikini Ass Crack
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Philip Hoffmans’ Last Performance
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Amanda Bynes Amazing Cleavage
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Sarah HYland – Coachella
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Constance Nunes is Slutting Out
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A Bunch of Sluts
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Emma Stone in a Yellow Dress
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Anastasia Ashley Covered in DIrt
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Rihanna Butt Naked
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Taylor Swift – Hot Lesbian Legs
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Runway Walkng Babe GIF
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Kim Kardashian Huge Tits
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Handicap Kid Skateboarding Hustle
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Courtney Love Gets Booed
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Dianna Agron Galore Magazine Softcore Porn
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Slutty Like The Kardashians
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Politician Air Guitar Solo Genius
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Robert Downey JR Joined Twitter…
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Kendall Jenner Shows Off Her Pussy With AWESOME Camel Toe
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50 Greatest Ankle Breakers in Sports History
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Amanda Seyfried in Shorts
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Jessica Biel in GIF
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Heidi Klum – Racist
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Can Kate Upton’s Tits Get Any Bigger?
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18 Pics from Death Row
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This is My Favorite Porn Site
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So Many Page Three Topless Chicks
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The Rest of Julia Louis Dreyfus Nude in Rolling Stone
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Paris Hilton See Through Dress
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DJ Tanner – Leggings at 40
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Helen Skelton – Topless on the Beach
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SO Many Old Cougars Looking For Young Cock
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Hilary Duff Calling Off Divorce in Shorts
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Naked Spaghetti Pizza Girl
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Mirror Selfies
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So Much Fucking Porn You’ll Die
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Captain America XXX EXXXCLUSIVE!!!
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Leanna Decker in Lingerie
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum
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What DovPornstars Do When They Retire
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Striptease Fail
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Vagina Covered in Hot Wax…
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The Top 10 Pornstars on Twitter…
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK! BECAUSE FUCKING COUGARS IS GOOD.
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Top 10 Pornstar Instagrams
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Weirdest Enema Video You’ll See Today
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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2014

11

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

The problem with sleeping in all day is that all the married chicks like fucking around lunch time, but lunch time is when I’m getting up…

The good news with sleeping all day, is that I don’t have to contribute to the fall of society thanks to the internet, as people have no self control, trying to fill their vaginas behind their significant other’s back, because they only care about themselves…and find it excitement..

We’re all doomed…Here are some links…

This 75 Year Old Man – Didn’t Order Porn
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People Aren’t Bored of Yoga Pants
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Beyonce’s Thigh Gap on Instagram Thanks to Photoshop
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Selena Gomez Fired Her Parents….
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Grandma Riding Roller Coaster
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum
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9 Signs that this Piece of Art is Bad
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Topless Glamour Model of the Day
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Kim Kardashian’s Breasts!
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2014

10

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s always a scary thing when your number one and only fan…posts pics of his sperm of Facebook…but I guess that’s better than him mailing it to me.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Taylor Swift may be Lesbian
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Girl Meets World Teaser
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This Doll isn’t Fucking Around
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Tosh.0 Producer Shot
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Nicola McLean Cleavage….
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Federica Torti is a Slut…
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Slut of the Day
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Kate Upton is the New Anna Nicole
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Stephen Colbert is the New Letterman
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Edita Vilkeviciute New Bikini Pics
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Mandy Moore Pics
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Granny on a Roller Coaster
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Kate Moss Hard Nipples
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Joe Francis is going to be the father of Baby Girls!
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Twitter Tips on Hot to Date Emmy Rossum…
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Bieber and Selena Together Dancing…
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Booty Shake…
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30 Songs on a Guitar in a Minute
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Girls Doing Yoga….
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Amanda Bynes Is Off Her Meds
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Lindsay Lohan called Oprah
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Adele Exarchopoulos is a Babe
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Paris Hilton Shopping
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Emma Roberts Hiding
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Girls of Golf
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Jackie Chan Portait Using Chopsticks
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Watch Batman Cartoon Created by Batman
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Kris Kardashian is Not Doing Playboy…
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Redheads Everywhere
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Glamour Model SLuts
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Taylor Swift Legs
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Kendall Jenner LEggings
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A-Z of Dance
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Eva Amurri Pregnant
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Miranda Kerr Photoshoot
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Eva Longoria’s Parking Lot Catwalk
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The Kid Who’s Mom Thought it was Pajama Day Not Picture Day
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Demi Lovato Admitted to Leaking her Nudes
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Alessandra Ambrosio Birthday Back…
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The Best Best Pornstar Tumblr
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Hungarian Playmate
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Slutty Amateur at Mardi Gras
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Suzanna Rides a Horse,,,,
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Hot Bus Ride of the Day
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Zahia Dehar is Pretty Amazing for a Hooker…
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Sex on the Train….
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The Top 10 Pornstars on Twitter…
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK! BECAUSE FUCKING COUGARS IS GOOD.
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Cucumber Fuck…
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Here’s Some Proper Motorcycle Nudity
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Rapfael Nadal Getting a BJ at a Press Conference
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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My Favorite Porn Site
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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2014

10

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Just when you thought you had no more testosterone, and you’re masculinity was turned into virtually a woman…a babe showed me her asshole…and things start working again.

Here are some morning stepLINKS….

The Most Anticipated Movies of the Tribeca Film Fest
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Girls with Not Bra oN…
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Amanda Bynes Big Old Tits…
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Naya Rivera’s Single..
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This Kid has High Hopes
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Oprah Tells Letterman Lohan is Doing OK
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Rihanna’s Midriff
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum
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Rat On the NYC Subway
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2014

09

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

For some reason telling the girl who serves you at the coffee shop, who recently lost a good 30 lbs, that she finally looks like she’s worth fucking, is considered inappropriate, especially when she lost the 30 lbs due to cancer….

Top 10 Fucks Prince George Forgot to Give
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Julia Louis-Dreyfus Naked on the Cover of Rolling Stone
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Mel B Getting Checked Out Proper
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Human Barbie in a Bikini
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Brooklyn Decker Shows Off Her Legs
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Weird as Fuck Headstone
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The Pop Culture Taste of your Favorite TV CHaracters
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Minnie Driver Bikini Pics
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Selena Gomez Hanging With Justin Bieber
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Cosplay done right
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Slut of the Day
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Martha Hunt Titties in a Bikini
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Anne Hathaway Singing Broadway Versions of Hip Hop Songs….
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Kim Kardashian Uses Google Image Search for her Vacation Pics
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Babies Ruin Everything
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RIP, Ultimate Warrior: The Wrestling Legend’s All-Time Greatest Promos
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All the Edita Nudes You Can Handle
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Cornstarch Fire Breathing Experiment
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Some Random Slut in Leggings
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15 Horrible Bumper Stickers…
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A Bunch of Random Stupid Shit YoU Will Laugh At…
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The 101 Rudest Selfies
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Monika Jagaciak in a Bikini
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Coco has a Sex Toy Line
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Rat on the Subway – and New York Turn Into Bitches
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Suge Knight Dancing in the Club Break…
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Amanda Seyfried Legs in Shorts
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Lady Gaga Dressed Normal
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Kate Middleton Panty Flash Amazing
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Estella Warren Bikini Pics
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Internet Privacy Prank….
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Old Pics Colorized….
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Minnie Driver Reminds You Why Some Bikini Pics Hate You
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The Naked Tantrum in Florida I Posted Yesterday
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Andy Rooney Died Again
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Paz de la Huerta Naked in Nurse 3D
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Anna Kendrick Tits in Shorts
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Richard Branson Steals Business Ideas from Little Kids
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Girls TUGGING at their Clothes
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Elle Macpherson Amazing in 1994 Playboy of the Day
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Danica Thrall Body Builder
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum
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A bunch of Celeb Bitches at Some Event
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LeAnn Rimes is Some Broken Down Trailer Trash
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Great Booty….
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The List of the Game of Thrones Cast Who are or Were Pornstars
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Amber Heard is Pregnant
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Christ Brown Screws White People From Inside
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Remembering Ultimate Warrior
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McDonald’s TOpless Chick Just Wanted to Suck Some Dick Guys
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I am not over Emma Watson’s Weirdo GIF
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Lesbians in the Shower
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK! BECAUSE FUCKING COUGARS IS GOOD.
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Tonight in Smut GIFS
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Bath Time With Some Slut Named Jayden Cole
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Naked Babe in the Shower
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Some Greek Hooker Naked Selfies
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Topless Twister!
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Squirting Girl!!
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Some Chick With Great Tits
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Foot Sucking Masturbation
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Webcam Girl of the Day
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Here’s another webcam girl of the Day
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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My Favorite Porn Site
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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2014

09

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Did you know that my snap chat is DRUNKSTEPFATHER

And that more importantly – I get many magical pictures everyday…that I would never save using an app designed to save snapchat pics…so send me your squirt videos.

Here are some morning Links….


Gwyneth Paltrow is Showing Off Her Son Before He Blames Himself for the Divorce and Turns to Drugs Financed By his Allowance
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Freakish Emma Watson GIF
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Drake is a Basketball Life
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Star Trek Captain is a Geocentrist – or Just Desperate for Money…
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Cosplay Done Right
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum
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North Korean Teletubbies
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Naked Models in on the Beach
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Vivid is Scared of Being Exposed BY Farrah Abraham
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Reporter’s Puddle Jump Fail is Jokes
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2014

08

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s not my birthday anymore, my birthday is behind me and I must look forward and not get so caught up in the past….because apparently no one gives a fuck about when you talk about your birthday – but prefer when you tell them stories of failed sex acts with girls you tried to have sex acts with…like the girl last night who didn’t think my birthday was enough of an excuse to have unprotected anal sex to have a HOMOSEXUAL-LIKE 80s AIDS SCARE from the 80s. Apparently not an EROTIC theme…to anyone but me and I guess the cast of Dallas Buyers Club…or tonight’s rejection when trying to convince a girl to see if we could put egg and flower in her pussy and see if she’s hot enough to actually make bread….apparently also not EROTIC…the older I get…the weirder…I guess.


Vanessa Hudgens is Getting Paid 15k to Hipster Around Coachella
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The Best Nicki Minaj Pic You Will See Today
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Your Favorite Athlete Drugs of Choice
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Lauren Stoner Hot in a Bikini
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A Beautiful Moment Between Man and Bird
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Puddles in Slow Motion…
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Slut of the Day
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Amy Willerton in a Bikini
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Hookers at a Movie Premiere
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Katrina Bowden Nude 3D….
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Christina Hendricks Big Tittis on Game of Thrones
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Girls With Tattoos
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I Want to Get the Human Barbie Pregnant
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Eiza Gonzalez in a Sheer Dress
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Helen Hunt Changing in her Bikini Bottoms Pic
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Reporter Falls Off Boat…
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Kris Jenner Leather Pants
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Reporter Puddle Jump Fail…
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10 Creepy Notes That Will Not Get You Laid…..
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The Girl Who Solves Rubiks Cube is a Bikini is a Big Deal
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Cheerleaders of the NCAA Finals
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So Many Nipples and Not in a Good Way
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Estella Warren Dumpy in a BIkini
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Katy Perry Dyed her Hair Green
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Low Level Nip Slip of the Day
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Kate Moss in a Red See Through Dress
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Melissa Balona Giving the Bona’s
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Top Model Instagram Pics
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Lindsay Lohan Looks Like a Fucking Wreck
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Trolling House Sitter
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Hottest Women in Film in Playboy
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GIFs of the Day
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Emmy Rossum Boring
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Vanessa Hudgens Goes to Yoga
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I wonder how twisted a motherfucker needs to be to fuck Lena Dunham
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Beyonce Ass on Stage….
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Retard of the Day
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Winnie Cooper Has a Great Ass
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Lindsay Lohan Blowing Kisses
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Girls in Sports Bras
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F. Murray Abraham Flashing Tits
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New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Posters Show Off Weapons
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Fuck COUGARS!!
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This Jesus Loving Star Trek Bitch is a Joker
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Top 10 Titty Tuesday Tits
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Half Naked Girl in the Hotel Lobby
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SELFIE PORN
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Some Amateur Chick Greases Up Her Tits
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Big Boobed Wife Caught Masturbating…
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The Best Milking VIdeo Ever
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Kim Reveals Boobs…
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Swinger Nudists!!
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum
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Porn Chick Passes Out Before Scene….
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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My Favorite Porn Site
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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2014

08

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s not my birthday anymore, but it feels as depressing as if it still is.

Here are some morning Links…that you will love more than I hate myself…not that I actually hate myself, I’m hardly that interesting to have any emotions about…I just like to say I’m suckin’ at life but still living better than you…sucks to be you…

Girls Tugging on Their Clothes
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Jean Claude Van Damme and His Original Predator Suit…Hilarious
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10 Creepy Love Notes That WilL Never Get You Laid
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Greatest April Fool’s Prank
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The Miley Fan of the Day
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Ana Braga Nips
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Lady Gaga Makes the Paparazzi Photoshop Her Pics
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These Girls Are Out of Control…In a Very Very Sexy Way….
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Paige Butcher Still on the Beach…
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Apparently it is the Summer of Scarlett Johansson
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