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2013

24

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

If you’re at work…your life smells like failure…but that could just be a cologne sample from the department store they are trying to peddle to people who don’t realize it smells like “I really haven’t made it”….

It’s Christmas eve, stop being a Grinch and look up skirt scrambling at the mall…flirt with sales clerks and trick them into telling you about when they bathe…or seduce your brother’s drunk wife…who cares what it is…just live for the pussy and die for the pussy…that’s the real meaning of Christmas…

Here are some morning links…

Terryfying Santa
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Freckly Bitches
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Sexy X-Mas Chocolate
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Panda GIF of the Day
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Stacy Keibler Gallery…
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Leonardo DiCaprio is Better than You
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We Love Our Cam Girls…More Than We Love Our Family on X-Mas
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Olivia Wilde Fat Tits..
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Claudia Romani Bikini Santa
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The BEst Fails of 2013
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2013

23

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

Sometimes, I like to fuck with advertisers who solicit me than reject me…here’s todays email that was in response to their rejection:

It is a Christmas Miracle…Time to fuck lonely Christmas bitches in town for family for a few days and down to fuck…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Man Jumps Through Glass…and Fails…
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Best Christmas Chocolate Ever…
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The Best Pic of Cheryl Burke Ever
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Selena Gomez Showing her Belly…
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Blind Man Tries to Guessing Color Scented Markers
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The Best and Worst things About Winter…
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Merry Christmas from Signing Goats
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5 Crazy Swiss Army Knives
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Claudia Romani in a Thong Thong Thong….
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Beyonce Spent 38k in Walmart This Weekend
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Top 5 Supermodel Instagrams…
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Kate Upton Boyfriend Dumped her and She Tried to Eat Him…
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Helen Flanagan Panty Upskirt…
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Leilani Dowding Pokies
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The Best Version of Every Important Christmas Song..
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Gigi Marie in Leather Leggings
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2014 Calendar Girls of Seagrams Gin….
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Future – Back – Problems
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The Most Hetero Pic of Simon Cowell…
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Some Chick Named Merino Naked
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Steve Martin Deletes his Racist Tweet
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Nude Pic of Kelly Brook
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Leighton Meester’s Shitty Leggings
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Taylor Swift
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Zoe Saldana Lives….and Wears Jeans…
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Fresh as Fuck Heart Beating Sushi…
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Julianne Hough Funny Pants
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Amy Willerton Working Out
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14 Morals from X-Mas Movies
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Vanessa Hudgens in a Dress Showing Some Tit
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Plane Landing Goes from Bad to Worse
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Amanda Seyfriend Crotch Shot
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Cold Fucking Animals…
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Jodie Sweetin Was Better on Meth
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Carey Mulligan for Dazed and Confused
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Some Girl Destroys all Her Cheating Boyfriend’s Valuables
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Sabrina Sato is from Brazil
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The Best 12 Years as a Slave Poster
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Girls in Lingerie
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Kelly Brook
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Make Her Cum….This Holiday Season….
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We Love Our Cam Girls…More Than We Love Our Family on X-Mas
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Sexy Xmas Slut in a Cheesy as Fuck Shoot
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Some Other Xmas Slut in Cheesy as Fuck Shoot
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Girl Fucking her Doll
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Girl Fills Herself with a Garden Hose
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I like to make girls squirt and this is how I learned How…
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2013

23

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I had a really rough night teaching a 21 year old on two hits of acid how to masturbate on FaceTime…after hours of hard work and coaching she squirted.

It was a fucking Christmas miracle…

Here are some morning stepLINKS…

Kim Kardashian’s ASs is Fucking Hilarious
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The Hottest Santas Never
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Mariah Carey – All I Want for X-Mas Chat Roulette Version
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Dogs Wearing Glasses
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15 Pathetic Snowmen
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Vin Confirms Fast 7 Release Date – Paul Woulda Wanted It This Way…
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15 Hot Girls from the Internet
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12 Popular Celebrity Vacation Spots
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Make Unattainable Girls Work for You…and Do Everything You Tell them…
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Today in Big Fucking Tits
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2013

20

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

The problem with technology is that while it has made the everyday girl more of a whore willing to post half naked on their instagram for all the boys to celebrate them….it has also killed off a breed of very magical girls…the street whore…which you may not really notice or feel now that you don’t have to leave your house, but it is a Martinez family tradition to hire at least one every holiday season to give back to the community in the season of giving and last night I drove around for hours looking for one…and when I found her I barely wanted to fuck with her…because the kind of girl who is still hanging on and who hasn’t adapted to technology or massage parlours…is the kind of girl you don’t really want to help cuz she’s probably better off dead, if she’s not dead already…

Here are some links…if you’re not too drunk on eggnog…

Lohan Doesn’t Just Look like a Cougar…She is One
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Girls in Yoga Pants
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Baron Hilton’s GF has the Worst Ass Ever
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American Porn Stars are Scary
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Selena Gomez in a Blanket
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7 Signs You Put No Effort Into Your Girl’s Gift
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This Week in WTF Pics
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Jordan Carver Big Fitness Tits
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10 Facts About Playboy
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Selena Gomez Looks Puffy
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Danica Patrick is a Monster
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Hot Chick’s Tits
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The Best Metal Albums Based on Their Covers
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The Making of a Topless Calendar
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Mugshot of the Day
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Leilani Dowding Pokies
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Rihanna’s Shitty See Through
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The Wedding Kiss Burn Out
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Miley Cyrus, No Underwear Showing Off Her Cunt Lips
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Rihanna Looks Like A Dirty Prostitute In This Braless Dress and Fishnets
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Kate Upton And Her Heavy Tits Bounce Along The Beach.
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14 Insane Morals from X-Mas Movies
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How To Get Your Girl to Watch Porn With You
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Weird Vagina – Artistic Nude – X-Mas Video
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12 Celebs You Didn’t Know Were Related
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Big Fuckign Titty X-Mas
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Big Glamour Model Tits
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Some Kate Upton Breasts in Pictures
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GoPro Boobs on the Beach…Fucking Genius
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Greek Bitch on Stage
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Julianne Hough Tight Pants
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Girls With Big Boobs….
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Hot Vimeo Video in Greece of the Day
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Katy Perry and John Mayer Freak me Out
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What Your Car Stereo Says About You
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20 Perfect SFW Edits
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Make Her Cum….This Holiday Season….
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Girls on Cam are Better than The Girls You Know – So Make Unattainable Girls Work for You…and Do Everythign You Tell them…
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Girl Plays With Pussy in the Playground
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Best Slumber Party – Sybian Show – Ever
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Asian Girl on the Sybian
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Suicide Girl of the Day
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Hot Bush Sybian Rider
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Ridiculous Huge Tits
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Older Lady on the Sybian
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Busty Girl Riding the Sybian
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Asian Ass Bazoooka
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The DRILLDO!!
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I like to make girls squirt and this is how I learned How…
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2013

20

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I usually love Christmas.

I like that it is 90 percent a viral campaign that happened in the 20s-50s that people don’t realize was just a viral campaign that people brought into their homes. From Santa being made by coke…it’s just Holiday movies, commercial, buy buy buy to fix the slump int he economy that happens every december….

But this year, I haven’t crashed any office Christmas parties, or met any desperate women who have drank one too many egg nog’s or spiced lattes craving a hug from the inside because when single – this is the most desperate time of year…

But I have hope that a Christmas miracle is around the corner…

Here are some morning links…


20 Perfect SFW Porn Edits
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Lohan Hangs with High School Kids
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The Best WTF Pic You Will See Today
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Kate Bosworth’s Wedding Pic
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A Whole Bunch of Hot Asses
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A Day in the Life of a 90s Kid on Winter break
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100 Greatest Action Movie One-Liners
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GET THIS FOR ANY WOMAN IN YOUR LIFE – EVEN YOUR MOM
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Girls With Squishy Boobs
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12 Celebs You Didn’t Know Were Related
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Girls on Cam are Better than The Girls You Pull
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A Redhead and her Vagina
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Fat Girls Gone Fit
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2013

19

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

The biggest problem with instagram is that it makes fat girls think they are hotter than they are….and instead of going into places ashamed of their fat selves…they walk in like they are Lohan hopped on speed…and instead of being polite and accommodating – they are abrasive as fuck…It’s like whatever happened to fat chicks knowing their place…which is sometimes two normal sized people places…in the world…shit confuses me…

Here are the stepLINKS…..

Heather Mills – Skiing Amputee Cameltoe
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Alessandra Reindeer Saves Christmas
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Some Old Lady Named Danielle Vasinova in a Bikini
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US Weekly Broke Photoshop
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Fat Chicks Swimming is Hilarious….
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Riot Cop Slalom
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The Hottest Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show GIFs
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5 Christmas Lyrics that Make No Sense…
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The Single Greatest Food Blog Ever – Featuring PUGS
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Crazy Ice Falling Off a Building…
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100 Greatest Action Movie One Liners….
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Miley Banged Kellan Lutz
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Her Name is Jessica Jarrell and SHe’s in a Tight Dress
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Top 6 Celebrity Hot Messes
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The Lost Prophet’s Dude Says Raping Kids was MEGALOLZ
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Sushi Served on a Dying Fish
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The 10 Worst Christmas Songs Ever
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Conan is Funny at the Doll Store
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Pixie Lott Cute Upskirt
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Katy Perry Singing With Her Boyfriend Who Cheats on her For Money
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5 PR Stunts for Tila Tequila
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Tanya Mitushina in Lingerie
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Freaky Face in a See Through Dress
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The Dog Who Doesn’t Swim
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Kelly Rowlands’ Wedding Dress Celebrates her Implants
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Coco is Launching her Own Sex Toy Line
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Some No Name Model Named Lauren Fitzgerald in a Bikini
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Kim Kardashian’s Sloppy Bikini Body
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Tampon Joke of the Day…
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Christmas Face Music Video
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Jennifer Lawrence is Clumsy
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Zoe Kravitz and Drake Together Black Jew-Ing It
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Olympian Babe of the Day
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Greek Celebrity in a Bikini
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Girls Teasing
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A Group of Girls Flashing Their Tits
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Tongue Splitting is Disgusting…..
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Alyssa Milano is 41….Here is a Tribute
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5 Actitivites Better Sloppy
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Beyonce’s Sexiest Clips.
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Some Attention Seeker’s Implants on the Beach
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Dirty Vimeo of the Day
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Joaquin Phoenix is going to Lex Lurther
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Full Sized Lego Car
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Stay Lazy – Let This Do All The Work on the Pussy
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Girls on Cam are Better than The Girls You Pull
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Weirdest Fetish Video of the Day
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Bianca Beauchamp’s Stupid Tits as Harley Quinn
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Her Name is Lacie and She’s Fucking Amazing
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This Video Makes me Laugh
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Lesbians Stappling their Vaginas…
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Some Girl Stripping at the Beach
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I like to make girls squirt and this is how I learned How…
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2013

19

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The thing that amazes me most about the world is that we are not allowed to have an opinion that the masses think is politically correct…yet the people who are telling us not to hate or be negative are full of shit and haters too…and not just cuz they are hating on haters but because if you hang with one of these assholes posting about homophobia and duck dynasty on Facebook…you’ll learn that they make fun of people too because everyone does they just pretend they don’t…fuck em all…hate who you want to hate.

Here are the morning stepLINKS…..

The 10 Worst X-Mas Songs ever
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Redheads!
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Alessandra Ambrosio Does the X-Mas
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The Best Picture You Will See Today
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These Girls Do What they are Told….
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Big Tits!
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The Best Nelson Mandela Quotes to Use on your Friends
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Scientifically Accurate Santa
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REMEMBER – ELF with PUGS? GENIUS.
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20 Smart Celebs
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Exclusive Drunken Stepfather Discount – Get the Best Porn
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2013

18

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

The funniest thing with one night stands, like not the kind you pay for, but the kind you find in a bar or on the internet, is that the sluts you’ve never met who you are fucking, are the ones who want to kiss the most, cuddle the most, and feel loved the most, because they are broken the most…you know eagerly seeking intimacy and romance one stranger at a time…especially this time of year…when the daddy issues shine!

So Many Asses for Wednesday
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Miranda Kerr Botox Face
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Mayor Tom Ford Dances
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Some Chick Named George in a Bikini – Lookin’ Good
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ELF the PUG Edition – WTF – There is a God
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Jenna Dewan in a Bikini Top
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Funny Christmas Moments
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Sasha Grey Nude – But Not For Porn Pics
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The Craziest Dash Cam Video of the Year
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Miley in Shorts!
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Emmy Rossum in a Magazine
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The Hottest Christina Aguilera Pics
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Lohan Loves Cocaine
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Boner in your Pants Fails
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Fuck That Ass, Fuck It Good
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Ariana Grande Cameltoe
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The BEst Gym Video Ever
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Celebs Who NEver Age
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Vanessa Hudgens in Overalls
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Random Half Naked Slut….
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Naked Models in Vogue Russia
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Bitch Just Loves Black Cock
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Christmas Cards for Single People
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Girls Playing Videogames
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Girl I Want to Fuck in Esquire
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Alessandra Ambrosio Does Xmas
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Ultimate Rubber Band Gun
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The Real Walter White Sentenced 12 Years for Meth
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Edita Vilkeviciute Titties!
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Girl Knocks Herself Out
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Elizabeth Olsen Photoshoot…Hipster
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Teeter Totter Fail
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Bieber is Retiring
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Naked Girls in VOLO Magazine
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Cara Delevingne Overrated in Vogue
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Here’s a babe and her Sexy Irish X-Mas Dance
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Girls With Tattoos
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More Pics of Brooklyn Decker on the Beach
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The Homophobes from Duck Dynsasty
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Miley Cyrus in Short Shorts
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Get Girls To Love You With Toys…Everyone Like Toys
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These Girls Do What they are Told….
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Exclusive Drunken Stepfather Discount – Get the Best Porn
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Nude Beach Floaties
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Some Chick Stripping
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I like to make girls squirt and this is how I learned How…
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Lingerie X-Mas Dance
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2013

18

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

When it is cold as fuck and I don’t want to leave the house, even though I hate my wife, I I have no choice but to FaceTime random phone numbers, sing them love songs, and get them talking about their tits, in efforts to get them to show me their tits…only problem is random phone numbers never lead to tits…

Here are some morning Links…

Christina Aguilera’s Tits
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Eva Mendez is Single
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27 Winter Holiday Tradition Origins
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Celebs Who Never Age
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Behind the Scenes Calendar Shoot
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Girls Gaming
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These Girls Do What they are Told….
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The Best Sports Plays of 2013
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Here’s a Little Lingerie Christmas Dance…
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Pictures of Ass
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Exclusive Drunken Stepfather Discount – Get the Best Porn at a Deal
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2013

17

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I like laughing at misplaced ads on the internet…it’s a fight I fight because no advertising networks what to advertise here since posting pics of celebs and models is “pornographic”…for some fucking reason I call the worst kind of porn ever…since people like taking the safe route…even though Youtube has the weirdest fucking videos around but everyone wants to advertise on youtube…it’s the lie that is the ad industry…

Not that you care, but mormon ads next to vodka ads with girls in lingerie…is genius…now I’m going to go crash some holiday parties.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Picture of the Day
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Colin Farrell Banged Liz Taylor in 2009
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Girls and Their Bare Backs Not Getting Barebacked
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Busty German Chick of the Day
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The Suite Life of Zach and Cody Dick
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Cara Santana Short Legs in Leggings
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Fake Tits in a Cheesy Photoshoot Posing of the Dya
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Christina Milian Side Tit in Public
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Rihanna is Boring for Balmain
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Alyssa Milano’s Classic Nude Scene in Embrace the Vampire…
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Joanna Krupa Lets Her Tits Fly Loose
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Things Santa Does that Would be Creepy…
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7 Ways to Avoid Giving Christmas Gifts This Year
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Jaclyn Swedberg in a Bikini
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John McClane Would Have Died – This Many Times….
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Top 5 Super Model Instagrams
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Bieber Kills Women
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Miley Before she became the New Miley
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Lamar Odom’s Daughter is 15 and Taking Selfies
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Kelly LeBrock Still Hot in her Mugshot
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25,000 Dollars to Promote a Movie…and This is What Dude Did….
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Chinese Man and Shot Glass Shoved Up Ass
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Maegan Good’s Big Old Tits for Complex
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Lindsay Lohan in Shorts
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Cat Attacks Women in Snow
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Joanna Krupa Nipple Slip
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Nasty Super Woman Tits
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Lady Gaga Tied Up
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Girls Listen to Mom Fucking
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Ali Larter Ass in Tight Pants
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Some Dirty Mexican Pussy. Is There Any Other Kind?
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Kim Kardashian Big Tits and Her Babe with the Paparazzi for Attention
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Trashy Christmas Pics
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Crawl Your Cock Inside One Of These Hot Asses
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Katy Perry and Cowboy Video for you to Kill Yourself To…
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Interesting Greek Chick in a Bra That’s Too Small
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Iggy Azaelia May Be a Man
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Kim Kardashian Waxes her Baby’s Eyebrows
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Get Girls To Love You With Toys…Everyone Like Toys
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You’ll Think Twice About Raping Her
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Leah Michele Grieving in Black Showing Flesh
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These Girls Do What they are Told….
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Here’s a babe and her Sexy Irish X-Mas Dance
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Amateur Fucked with a Broom
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a Girl and her Dildo
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Girl in the Kitchen Strips
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Violent Masturbation
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Rugged Girl Masturbates
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Nude Beach Floaties
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Nude Blonde and a Boat
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I like to make girls squirt and this is how I learned How…
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Lingerie X-Mas Dance
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