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2014

07

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s my birthday – I’ve spent my day drunk on mourning my failures – and crying my way into a new year…remembering how great it is that I am another year closer to death…in theory…but more importantly, another year less advanced than I was the year before…who needs cake when you have self hatred…and strippers….Happy birthday to me. Buy me stuff.

Here are some stepLINKS

Big Fucking Tits
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RIP Peaches Geldof
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Amanda Bynes Bikini…
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Best Church Sign Ever
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Eddie Murphey’s Daughter’s Booty
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Jewel’s Big Tits…
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Emma Stone Talking Love With Spiderman is Good Marketing
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5 Awful Trends in Modern Dating
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Britney Spears Panty Flash
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The Prince Versus the Thong Man…
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15 Amazing Bootlegged Toys
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19 FUnny Youtube Comments
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Taylor Swift Has a Tight Body
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Nip Slip of the Day
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Slut of the Night.
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Herd of ELK in Montana
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Lady Gaga as The Joker
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Ashley Tisdale Pumping Gas
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Candice Swanepoel is Ok
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Lindsay Lohan Admits She’s Relapsed For Ratings
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Urban Dog Sledding is Pretty Cool
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Steve Greene Bang Bus Prank
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Lululemon Spray on Pants Gag
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum
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Fan Uses Popcorn to Make a Catch
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Creepy Dude Tweeting Pornstars
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Girls in Sports Bras
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The Girls of Game of Thrones
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Bar Refaeli Gifs
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Kim Kardashian in a Bikini in Thailand
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Mass Incarceration in the USA
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Why Finding Things in the Indian Ocean is Hard
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People are Really into Anna Kendrick’s SNL Monologue
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Things That Disney Characters that Would be Creepy if You Did Them
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A Man With Superhero Power
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Some Topless Glamour Model
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Drunk Shenanigans Go Bad
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Cat Rolls and Unrolls Toilet Paper
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Kate Middleton Panty Flash
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So Many Thigh Gaps
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Deep Throats a Sex Toy
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TOpless CUP Song
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum
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Worst Babysitter Ever
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Scariest Orgasm Ever
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Naked Wonder Woman
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Some Girl Lotions Up Her Boobs
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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My Favorite Porn Site
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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2014

07

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s my birthday, buy me stuff. My gift to you is links and stories to remind you that you don’t have it so bad, some of us are far worse off and apparently, also closer to death.

Monetary contributions to my birthday retirement fund can be made in this post’s comments.

Assuming anyone actually reads this.

Here are some stepLINKS


Random Chick in a Bikini
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Complete Game of Thrones Season 1-3 Recap
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One Image That Gives the Internet’s Perspect on Russia
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Naomi Campbell is Fucking Fastbender
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Slut of the Day
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Hot Girls Gone Fishing
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Kate Moss in a Bikini
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Mike Judge on Silicon Valley
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Kelly Brook’s Boyfriend Has Bigger Tits Than Her
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Very Cool Ad for the Sunday Times Culture Paper
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Kristen Stewart’s New Hair
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Steve Greene Bang Bus Prank
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Lululemon Spray on Pants Gag
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum
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Fan Uses Popcorn to Make a Catch
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Shakira Defends Her Boyfriend
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The Week in Internet Foolishness
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I Want to Fuck Khloe Kardashian
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5 Awful Trends in Modern Dating
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2014

04

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Sometimes eating tacos with lesbians is just eating tacos with lesbians but not actually having a death match to see who eats pussy better…and I find that tragic.

IT’s the weekend, which would mean something if you weren’t an unemployed pathetic loser, where everyday is the weekend, or an anti social weirdo who doesn’t leave the fucking house.

Here are some steplinks…

James Franco Is Funny When Defending Being a Se Offender
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Mirror Selfies…
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Kate Moss Bikini
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Top 10 George Bush is a Decent Artist
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Mandy Moore LIVES
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Slut of the Day
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Top 10 Instagrams of the Week
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Paige Butcher Bikini Pics
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Creepiest Dying Dad Ever
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Jennifer Lopez Booty
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This Guy is Committed to the Moustache
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Leslie Mann Grabbing Cameron Diaz’s Ass
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Amazing Security Footage of a UPS Dude…
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The Miley Cyrus Porn Parody is Pretty Great
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So THere is a Hole Reunion
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Joss Stone Topless
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Tour British Isles
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Kaley Cuoco Cosmo
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Dude Gets Pushed Through the Wall at the Gym
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Rosalind Lipsett Modelbombing!
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April Summers Bikini
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Derek Jeter Doesn’t Let People Rob Kids of Baseballs
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Kirsten Dunst this Bitches Should Stay in the Kitchen
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Interesting Performance that They Claim will Inspire…
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Caitlin O’Connor Bikini
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Greatest Match from Wrestlemania
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Facts That Sound Like Lies
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Jessica Hart Photoshoot
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Drunk People Gifs
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Lady Gaga Ass in Public
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Lana Del Rey is Wet
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101 Best Models to Follow on Instagram
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Kristen Stewart Marie Claire
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Coco Promoting Butt Plugs
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Miranda Kerr Wants to Bang Chicks for Attention
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Someone Stole Madonna’s Underwear
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Kate Moss Bikini
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17 Uncomfortable Game of Thrones Moments
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Nice Light Stretch
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Cara Delevingne and Michelle Rodriguez Continue
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Lohan Claims She was Supposed to be in Avengers
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Chicks Vacuuming Outside
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Jennifer Aniston Monster
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Glitch in the Matrix…Pics
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Hot Japanese Girls Playing Baseball
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I can’t even tell you what these amazing girls I doing, You Just Have to Check For Yourself.
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Cameraman in a Squirting Incident
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Sluts Stripping Together….
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Some Chick in the Pool Topless
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Cucumber to Cervix
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Naked Chicks Singing
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Naked Girl by the Sea
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Naked / Dildo / Amateur Selfies
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Bonnie Rotten’s Directorial Debut Exclusive
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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My Favorite Porn Site
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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2014

04

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I got rejected when I asked nude pics from some virgin arab girl because she claimed to be on her period, but I think it had more to do with Allah.

I got rejected when I asked for nude pics from a married chick because she was sitting at the table next to me and was with her husband.

Sometimes, even losers who have lost at life, lose.

Here are some stepLINKS

Girls Stretching
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Jennifer Metcalfe in a Bikini
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Katy Perry Creepy Album Cover…
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I can’t even tell you what these amazing girls I doing, You Just Have to Check For Yourself.
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Modelbombing is the New Twerk
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The Most Ironic Pic Today
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The Hicks Talking About the Chupacabra Makes Me Laugh…
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19 People Twitter Should Get To Replace Letterman
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Natalia Vodianova Lingerie
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Jon Hamm on a Terrinle Dating Show at 25
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2014

03

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

There is something magical about finding a lovely, classy, beautiful lady on tinder, who is fat and in her 60s on TINDER, broken from life and willing to meet you pretty much anyway…to eat your ass even…asking you to not shower for 3 days before hand because she likes flavor…it’s one of those too disgusting to refuse, something I imagine all girls who have sex with me have experienced…

Time to drink…Here are some stepLINKS….

Top Ten Celebulite!!
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David Letterman is Retiring
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Hot Slutty Redheads
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The Weirdest Stock Photos Ever
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George W Bush is Unveiling his Art Tomorrow – Amazing
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Kate Upton Choking on her Tit
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Coco Austin is Ridiculous
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Selena Gomez is Banging Orlando Bloom – Even Though He’s Gay
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Pregnant Olivia Wilde is Disgusting to Look At
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Kate Hudson on the BEach with her Dude
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Taylor Momsen on Stage of the Day
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Kayley Cuoco Says Fake Tits Were The Best Decision She Ever Made
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Leah Jenner’s Awesome Nipples
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Carol Alt Lives
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Glamour Model Melissa Clarke in some Topless Selfies
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British Chick Gets Rejected Entry to the USA because She Admitted to Doing Coke like a COllege Girl
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These People Who Look Like Simpson’s Characters are Hilarious
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10 Ways to Improve Your Sleep
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Kendra Thinks Miley Is Amazing – Who Cares
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Some Italian Bitch in a Bikini Crying for Attention
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Prank it Forward – The Good Cop Edition
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Sexy Movie Scene Compilations
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Emmy Rossum Sucks in her Skirt
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Elizabeth Cervantes Naked in a Movie
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Kate Upton – Cameron Diaz at a Premiere
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Alison Brie Mad Men Cleavage
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The Girls of Game of Thrones
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12 Things that Bounce
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31 Hottest Pics of Cobie Smolders
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15 Reverse Eating GIFS
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Human Water Skeeball
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Caitline O’Connor in a Bikini
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Eddie Murphy’s Daughter in a Bikini
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Rob Ford is Amazing
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Lady Gaga is Dressed Fucking Crazy
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Gisele Fashion Show
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Bella Thorne Naughty School Girl
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The Best Way to Destroy Data
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Izaebel Goulart FEET
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Iza Goulart Bikini Model
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You Will Want to Fuck Cathy Baron
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In Case You Missed It Rosalind Lipsett Modelbombing
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Amy Schumer is a Fat Pig
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Scarlett Johansson’s in a Trailer for a New Movie
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So Many Pics of Underboob
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Ridiculous Haircut of the Day
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15 Reasons Everyone Should Be Jealous of Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Miley’s Wrecking Ballz Porn Trailer
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I can’t even tell you what these amazing girls I doing, You Just Have to Check For Yourself.
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Sasha Grey Drinks Her Own Pee
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Czech Teen Peeing
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Bouncing Beach Boobs
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Hot Red Hair Blue Eyes
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Remy Lacroix Booty Tease Video
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2 Girls Showing Their Vaginas
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Trolling Dudes on the Bangbus
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Drunks Fuck for the Crowds
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Pets VS Porn
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Hot Sheer Panties…
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New Hardcore Porn Position
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Ridiculous Sized Dildo
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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Cam Girl Public Display of Cam Girl
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My Favorite Porn Site
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
GO

FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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2014

03

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

IF you want girls to think you are a misogynist…or a horrible person.

Just tell them that you think they weren’t beat up enough growing up…because for some reason, they don’t think you mean beat up in the big lesbian at school bullying them for lunch money wat, but rather the beat up like by her dad or boyfriend way…because people are sick..and it’s funny to plant seeds and watch them blossom into angry.

Here are some morning Links

The Guy Found the Best Thing Buried in his Backyard..
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Hilary Duff Mom Legs…
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Slutty Girls on Instagram….
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True Facts about the Octopus
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James Franco Tried to Bang a 17 Year Old
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Top 10 Celebrity Wax Figures that Should Melt Sign
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I can’t even tell you what these amazing girls I doing, You Just Have to Check For Yourself.
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The Best Couple on Maury of the DAy
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Bruce Jenner Might Be Seeing a Sex Change Coach
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This Khloe Kardashian on a Boat…
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Scream Prank
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Noureen DeWulf Interview
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2014

02

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Sometimes after showing random people I meet the masturbation videos girls have sent me that day, I realize that not all dudes get masturabtion videos sent them all day. What is normal to me, is in fact no normal to everyone, especially not the gay guy I was showing…or the dude married 50 years…but I think it should be.

Sure my life sucks, I’ve failed at it, but it’s better than yours…loser.

Here are some stepLINKS…CLICK THEM

Pregnant Jennifer Love Hewitt is Scary
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Top 10 Celebrity Wax Figures That Should Melt in the Sun
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Joanna Krupa in Bikini
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Rita Ora Serious Cleavage
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The Most Drunk Sports Fans Ever
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Kate Moss Belly in a Bikini
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Michelle Lewin is Pretty Fit and Ridiculous Assed
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16 People WHo Look Like Characters from the Simpsons
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Cameron Diaz in Black Leather
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Megan Fox Mom Tits
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SLUT of the Day
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Heidi Klum in a BIkini
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Cathy Baron See Through
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Woman Feeding Alligator
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That’s One Sweet Fucking Camel Toe
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Masturbating YOGI of the Day
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Brooke Burke Playboy Pics
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7 Experiences Assholes Ruin
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Ranking the Hottest Scarlett Johansson Looks By Year
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More Lily Allen Titty Bib
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15 Mesmerizing Eating GIFS
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Rita Ora Pokies
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Brooklyn Decker’s Bikini GIFS
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Jennette McCurdy Got Cancelleed
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This Just in – Naked Girl in the Gym to Celebrate Cardio is Good for Sex
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Dude Playing the Drums on a Whole Lot of Ass
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Skater Almost Gets Hit By Bus
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Everything is Better with Explosions
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10 Best Dunkers in College Basketball
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Some Tramp Stamps
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The Girls of Game of Thrones
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Gwyneth Had an Open Relationship
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Cats and MEtalheads
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Katy Perry Wax Figure is Bad
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Eddie Murphy’s Daughter Plays Bikini Volleyball
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Hilary Duff Jaywalking Porn
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These Smiles Will Ruin Your Dreams
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Scarjo in Some New Movie Trailer
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Courtney Love is Making a Kurt Cobain Musical
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Top 10 GIrls on Cam Right Now
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SMUT Gifs of the Week
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Modern Art Via Her Asshole
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Naked on the Beach
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Weird Naked Japanese Band
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Making Art With Her Asshole
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Hot Chick VS Many Dildos
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Two Teens Playing Naughty Games
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Some TIts in the Shower
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Girl Fucks With the Repair Guy Proper
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Some Hot Slut Posing
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Top 10 Porn Fails
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Naked Small Titty Chick of the DAy
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Busty Puerto Rican on the BEach
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Weird Slutty Greek Chick
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How Can This Girl Be Anything But a Cam Girl
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Big Titty Asian Air Gun Porn
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Two Teens ALmost Rip Each Other APart
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Cam Girl Dildo Suck
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Another Cam Girl Throat Fuck
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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My Favorite Porn Site
GO

SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
GO

FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

02

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

So telling a girl you meet on TINDER that you have been walking the 3 mile radius it the last 6 days since you “swiped right on each other, because it says she’s within a 3 mile radius, all because she ignores your messages, won’t make her think you’re full of passion and romance, but rather that you’re a creep and she may call the cops…but don’t worry, you haven’t done anything illegal.

Here are some links…

Sam Jackson Slam Poetry About Boy Meets World
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Kayley Cuoco Did Cosmo
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Rarely Seen Pictures of Famous People
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The Victoria Justice Nipple Slip I Didn’t Bother Posting
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Movie Trailer Voice at the Drive Thru Prank
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The Sir Mix A Lot Car
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Top 4 GIrls are Giving Me Boners
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Sluts on Bikes
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Honest Game of Thrones
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This Could Have Done These Fun THings on April Fools
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Sports Radio Host Reacts To a Stupid Question
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

01

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

April Fools’ Day may be over for the common man, but I like to think every day is one big awful fucking joke…

Except when we get girls in the shower wearing stepSHIRT….Then it’s nothing but perfection.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Lohan’s Credit Card Was Rejected…
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Tokyo Street Fashion is Out of Control
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Coco’s Big Ass
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Some Chick and Her Abs…
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The Ultimate Game of Thrones Recap
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Lacey Wildd is Amazing in a Bikini
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Eva Mendes in Some Magazine
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Topless Attention Whores in Miami
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Heidi Klum is in a Bikini
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Slut of the Day
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Maria Menounos and her Last Booty Shot from Extra
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Cameron Diaz See Through Shirt Action
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Lebron James Rap
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Lacey Banghard in Bikinis…
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Seira Ymakawa is Your Asian Fetish TODAY
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Insane Offroad Truck Stunt
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April Fool’s DaY Pranks To Watch Out For
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Bill Murray Hangs with a Double Amputee
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10 Most Unlikely Animal Pairs
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17 Solid Prank GIFs
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Naked Glamour Models
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Truck Rollover Fail
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The Babes of How I Met Your Mother
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Lorde Doesn’t Want you Photoshopping Out her Bad Skin…Jerks
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The Best Photoshopped IMages on Tumblr
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Gena Lee Nolin in Playboy….
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Michelle Rodriguez Cara Delevingne Titties on the Beach
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Shailene Woodley in a Good Dress
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Hilary Duff’s Mom Ass in Jeans
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Kimberly Garner is in an Awesome Dress
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Kirsten Dunst in Harper’s Bazaar
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Black Marlin Sinks Fishing Boat
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Marine Survives IED Explosion
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Hot Girls in Selfies
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The best Sports GIFS of March
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Criminal of the Day
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Sherri Shepherd Begging for Jenny McCarthy’s Box Makes me THink Sherri Shepherd doesn’t fear Autism, because that’s what Jenny McCarthy’s Box Makes…
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Anne Gautiet and Myrien Roussel for Some Movie
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12 Amazing Reaction Gifs
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Rosie Roff is Slutty for DSS Spain
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Cameron Diaz Nipple Trailer…
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Brooklyn Decker in a Red Dress
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Nina Agdal Sporty
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Rihanna Showing her Midriff
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Peeling Apples Like a Boss
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Top 10 Titty Tuesday Tweets
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Drinking a Drink Out of Her Twat
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What is this Medical Condition?
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Purple Star Tattoo of the Day
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Top 10 GIrls on Cam Right Now
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An Amateur and Her Kitchen Knife
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Big Titted Bitch Lost Her Mind….
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I Don’t Think That WilL Fit
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Porn Fail of the Day – Premature Ejaculator
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Nerd Masturbation Innovation
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Big Tits on a Big Woman
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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Don’t Let a Prolapsed Asshole Stop You…
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Natural Chubby Naked Babe
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Ridiculous Ass Does TV
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My Favorite Porn Site
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
GO

FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

01

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Want to know the worst thing about April Fool’s Day? April fucking Fool’s day. It’s like every motherfucker is trying to be funny, without realizing that for some of us, everyday is a fucking joke.

That’s why I wanted to stay in bed all day, but then my wife decided to stay in bed all day, her diabetes be acting up, just not enough to put me out of my misery.

Here are some stepLINKS while you prank your idiot friends in efforts to find purpose in your shitty fucking unfilled life.

Cara Delevingne Makes Out With Michelle Rodriguez Dressed like Fresh Prince
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Girls Pulling At Their Clothes
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Some Crazy GIFS
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Katy Perry Showing Off Her Legs
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Emma Watson in a Tight White Dress
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Aaliyah Wearing Men’s Clothing Better Than You
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Some Emma Watson Prank
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Jenny McCarthy Got Naked for Ratings…and It’s Bad
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Hotel Door Chain Fail
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The BEst Girls On the Internet Right Now
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Some Terrifying GIFS
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A Banana That Makes All Other Bananas Feel Inadequate
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Cat Gets Dog in Sleeper Hold
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