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2014

17

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I am in Vegas at the AVN AWARDS because it’s always a good fucking time. Sure I wasn’t asked to be a judge this year, because some pornstars and porn companies hate me, but I did get to see Asa Akira, who is the one pornstar I consider family…in a very very very dysfunctional family…

So far I met a bunch of fucking perverts, one guy who made me watch videos he shot of pornstar’s mouths as they were talking to fans…another guy who wouldn’t stop telling a girl next to me how much he liked her nipples…I’ll get pics and video tomorrow…If I don’t die of AIDS….

Here are some stepLINKS..

Coco Posted Something Very Good
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When Pimping Out Your Teen Goes Wrong
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Girls Taking Selfies
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I love Pubic Hair – So these American Apparel Mannequins fucking Rock
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Anne Hathaway Nipples
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13 Weirdo GIFS
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Shanna is the Slut in the Spank Bank
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How to Waste Gopro
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Gemma Chan Tits…
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Doutzen Kroes in Shorts
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Some Chick Named Ali Wilerton in a Bikini
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Jessie J has a Hot Booty
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Emma Roberts Turns Me On
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Penelope Cruz in a Boring Campaign
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Stephanie Seymour’s 1993 Playboy Pics
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Granny Wants Dick for her 100th Birthday
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Jena Malone in Some Weird Photoshoot…
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Girls Without Bras
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Slow Motion Beat Boxing
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RIP Professor from Gilligan’s Island
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Kelly Brook Thick Legs
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Big Greek Nip Slip
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Fails of the Week
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Anne Hathaway was Supposed to be in Silver Linings Playbook…
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Selena Gomez Nudes Probably Exist
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Blaze the Crate Hating Husky
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Trashy Naked Girls
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Chrissy Teigen Cleavage…
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Secret McDonald’s Menu ITems
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5 Ways to Sneak Alcohol Anywhere
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Tamara Ecclestone Playboy Pics
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Walking Dead Hooker
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Kaili Thorne Topless
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Rich People Have Better Sex
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Olivia Wilde Tight Pants
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Catherine Gontran – Fitness Model
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Chick With Abs
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The 15 Best Beer Koozies
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This is What Vanessa Pardis Has to Say to Johnny Depp’s Engagment
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Amy Adams in Tight Jeans
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SEX TOYS MAKE FOR FUN SEX
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Cam Girls Doin’ The Cam Girl Thang…Watch for Free
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Slow Motion Boobie Jiggle
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Some Big titties Bending Over
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Some Solid Lesbians!
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Hidden Shower Camera
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The Best Damn Porn and it is at a Discount
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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2014

16

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am in Vegas…and so far the highlight of my trip was using a public bathroom…and felling some kind of mucus or something hanging off my face that I decided to taste because I was drunk and not thinking…that I am going to assume was some weird dude’s cum that he threw at me…and that I now have aids because of…awesome…but not as awesome as missing the Emily Ratakowski party last night.

So far so good.

Here are some stepLINKS

The Dirty Diaper Chewer of Queens
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Peter Dinklage Riding a Scooter
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Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage
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10 Ugliest Celebs According to Amanda Bynes
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Baywatch the Dog Parody
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Popular Celebrity Cars
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Food Time Lapse Gifs
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I LOVE Cam Girls Doin’ The Cam Girl Thang…Watch for Free
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2014

16

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I am going to Vegas for the Porn Convention…

If you like porn and conventions….be jealous…

If you don’t…I’ll take a picture or two of it for you to show you all you are missing…

Here are some links…

Miley Cyrus’ Freakish Bowl Cut
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Anastasia Ashley Bikini Selfie
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Girls in Knee Highs…
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Vanessa Hudgens Big Cleavage
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Anna Kendrick Big Cleavage
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India Reynolds ASs!
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Flying Ski Jumper
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Imogen Thomas’ Outdoor
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Emmy Rossum – Complex
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Drunk VS the Stairs
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Fishing Fails
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Some Chick Named Amanda Righetti in her Panties
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Jordan Carver Huge Tits
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Claudia Romani Beach Pics
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Vanessa Hudgens Has Some Thin Blow Job Lips
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Snooki at a Book Signing…
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A Guide to the Supermodels Leo has Dated
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Apparently Lawrencing is a New Internet Trend
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When Sports and TV Graphics Collide
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Lindsay Lohan Out in London
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Kristina Tsvetkova Topless
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Sweet Ass Upskirt Care Of Claudia Romani
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Rihanna Is Totally Fucking Topless
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20 Celebs who have Gone bankrupt!
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Hayden Panettiere in a Dress
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Fill your sex with Toys – Everyone Loves Toys
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Some Cam Girls Have All the Fun…And You Get to Watch for Free
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Some Naked Babe VS Cake Batter
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Remy LaCroix Hullahoop Ass
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Double Vibrator Penetration
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The Best Damn Porn and it is at a Discount
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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2014

15

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The above pictures are one of the top 10 reasons I like to come to LA….Here are some morning links…

Girls With Crazy Booty
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Doutzen Kroes
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The Razzie Award Nominations are Out
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Some Cam Girls Have All the Fun…And You Get to Watch for Free
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I am Still Not Over Devil Baby Attack
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A Clip from Amy Poehler’s New Movie
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Pulp Fiction 8 Bit
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9 Weird Things About 90s Commercials
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2014

15

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Not all aspiring actresses who failed at being actresses and who haven’t turned to porn, but have turned to sucking rich guys off to pay their bills are created equally…the ones who smoke crack are always better.

Los Angeles…is a good time….but not as good as this:

Here are some stepLINKS…

Paz De La Huerta’s Amazing…
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Farrah Abraham Writing a Christian Parenting Book…
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The Best Vines of the New Year…
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Greatest Fight Refereeing Ever…
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Joanna Krupa’s Big Hot Ass
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Jennifer Lopez Old Tired Tits
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History of Sexual Innuendo in Children’s Book…
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15 People Failed at the Stripper Pole
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Aneta Brings in the Spank Bank…
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Jared Leto VS Taylor Swift
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Little Girl Confuses Father’s Twin with her Father…
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Kym Marsh Bikini
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Chrissy Teigan Big Titties…
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Pastor Rushes Through Rushes thru Serman for Football
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UNDERBOOBS!!
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Explaining the Dangers of Humans…
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Some Babe in a Yellow Bikini
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Lambo Gets Destroyed by Sledgehammers
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Rose McGowan Pokies
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Kate Upton is Back with Whoever She’s Fucking…A Guy I Call Cow Fucker…
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Robin Wright TIt
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Emilia Clarke is a Babe
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Hawaii Plane Crash Caught on Tape…
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Awesome Butt Won’t Fit in Pants…
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Lindsey Vonn Beach Pics
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Bad Girls Bending at the Waist…
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Jon Gosselin Got Sterilized
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Snake in the Discarded Purse Prank..
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Naked Skiing!
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Emily Ratajkowski in Terry Richardson’s Studio…
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Boat Ramp Fail
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Nadine Leopold in her Bikini
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Vanessa Hudgens Short Skirt
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Best Fails of the Week…
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Friends is Secretly about the 7 Deadly Sins…
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Bieber’s Cop Raiding is Hilarious…
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Fill your sex with Toys – Everyone Loves Toys
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Some Cam Girls Have All the Fun…And You Get to Watch for Free
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Artsy Bondage Girl…
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Lesbians and Their Orgasms…
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Naked Suicide Girls
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Tessa Fowler as Wonder Woman Huge Tits
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Fisting!
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Sarah Randall Sets Her Big Tits Free
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Retro Busty
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Girl Toys her Holes
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Double Fisting
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Alanah Rae Big Wet Tits
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High Heel Dildos Make Lesbian Porn Worth it…!!
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The Best Cable Nudity
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The Best Celebrity Nude Scenes
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The Best Damn Porn and it is at a Discount
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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2014

14

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s still Morning in LA and I have pulled myself out of the gutter covered in homeless woman / cheap hooker that was once an aspiring actress but now she’s just a broken down shell of a woman…my favorite…

I think my motel bed gave me crabs but luckily it has wifi…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Ashlee Simpsons’ Engagement Pics
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Julia Pereira in her Bikini…
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No Pants Subway Ride 2014
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The Overpaid Celebs of Hollywood….
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Kanye West Punched 18 Year Old for Saying Racist Shit to Kim Kardashian
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Jen Selter’s Ugly Face – Hot Ass
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Jared Leto Nudes
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Emmy Rossum for Complex
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Workout Fail Compilation
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2014

14

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I fail at LA.

I don’t care about celebrity parties, award shows, and Tim Robbins was getting a coffee in front of me and I only knew because the coffee shop working freaked out…

I don’t care about celebrities, but rather am very into the failed celebrity chicks who are out here trying to get famous, but shit didn’t work out for them, leaving them desperate enough to believe I am a movie producer….that said, I am also into the little clueless rich girls in yoga pants…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Kim Kardashian’s Ass Selfie
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Emma Thompson – Classy Drunk
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Today in Thigh Gaps…
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Pam Anderson is Back with Rick Solomon
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Victoria’s Sivlstedt’s Old Hooker Lips
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Pregnant Emily Blunt!
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Hip Hop Coloring Book
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Some Chick named Christy Rice in a Bikini
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Kate Beckinsale’s Not Hot
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White Bikini Jacked Up Ass
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Pixie Lott in a Hot Panty Upskirt!
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Rose McGowan Pokies!
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Kim Kardashian VS the N-Word
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Slutty Celebrity Candids
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Adriana Lima Sweaty as Fuck
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Paula Patton Giant Vagina
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Julia Pereira Amazing in a BIkini Top
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Pics of Celebs without Make-Up
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All The Ass The You Could Possibly Fuck
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The Worst Place to Put Yoru Hand
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Olga Kent Amazing in a Bikini
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Spread Jam Around Her Asshole And Toss Her Salad
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Weirdest Family Function Featuring a Stripper Ever
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Lindsay Lohan Amazing in a Mini Skirt
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Some Fat Greek Ass
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Woody Allen is a PEDO
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Daisy Lowe Amazing Cleavage
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Killer Karaoke
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Gisele in a Bikini Photoshoot
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Kristen Stewart in Glasses
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Babes in Sports Bras
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Emma Stone Bikini Pics!
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Nina Agdal Promotes Beer
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Some Junior Kick Boxing
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Fill your sex with Toys – Everyone Loves Toys
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Some Cam Girls Have All the Fun…And You Get to Watch for Free
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Alanah Rae Big Wet Tits
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High Heel Dildos Make Lesbian Porn Worth it…!!
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Japanese Girls Trapped with Eels in Cellophane
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Top 10 Porn Fails
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Creepy Bed Orgasm!
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Ass Massage
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The Best Cable Nudity
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The Best Celebrity Nude Scenes
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The Best Damn Porn and it is at a Discount
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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2014

13

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I fail at Las Vegas.

I didn’t care that I was brought to the backstage VIP to party with Jermaine Dupri, or that the model I was trying to make love me, was ignoring me because she is dating Will Smith’s oldest son who choreographed danced to Jermaine Dupri’s DJ Set… I didn’t even know Will Smith had oldest kids, I thought he was full gay….

I didn’t pull random girls who did care about that backstage free drinking where they’d suck dick to be a part of it….I am way more into just watching girls in yoga pants in the grocery store…

Here are some morning LINKS…

Jennifer Lawrence Photobombed Taylor Swift
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Joanna Krupa in a Bikini
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30 Things People Do But Won’t Admit
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30 Pics of Celebs without Make-Up
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Some Cam Girls Have All the Fun…And You Get to Watch for Free
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9 Year Old Makes Insane Hockey Goal
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Big Titties!
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Dogs Carrying Sticks Through Small Openings
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2014

10

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I decided that I am going to the Golden Globes/Porn Awards.

While I do that,

You can follow my lonely journey on INSTAGRAM

Here are some links…

Hilary Duff is Single
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Sarah Palin’s America Heels for the Foot Fetishists
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Daisy Lowe’s Rockin’ Tits
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Girls Taking Some Mirror Selfies
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101 of the Hottest Celeb Instagram Pics this Week
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Dog Steals from Toaster
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4 Amazing Ads for Used Cars
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Her Name is Kimber and She’s a Half Naked Slut with Fake Tits
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Song of the Day
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Kim Kardashian Denies Her Ass is Photoshopped for Instagram
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Pregnant Olivia Wilde
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Anastasia Ashley Still has an ass
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This is a First Date in Russia
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50 Pics to Get You Through the Weekend
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Anne Hathaway Wetsuit Pokies
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Dianna Agron’s Side Boob
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Weird Naked Gathering…
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Food Expectations VS Reality
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Maria Menounos Booty
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The 42,000 Dollar Cam Show
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Hot Ass Won’t Fit in Pants
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Bieber Egged a House
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Girls in Bikinis
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Miley For Marc Jacobs
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Emmy Rossum in a Green Dress
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400 Women Make a Great Wall of Vagina
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One of the Hottest Photoshoots You’ll See
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Baby Polar Bear WAlks for the First Time
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Mound is Now Called the Beaver Dam…
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Fill your sex with Toys – Everyone Loves Toys
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Some Cam Girls Have All the Fun…And You Get to Watch for Free
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Vagina VS BIg Dildo
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Clit Ring of the Day
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Russian Girl on Drugs Forgets Her Clothes
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Crotchless Pantyhose of the Day
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Behind the Scenes with Some Chick With Big Tits
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Down Blouse in Public
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Asian Girl Eats a Meal Fit for a Sewer
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The Best Damn Porn and it is at a Discount
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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2014

10

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The thing I hate about not being able to afford heat, especially living in Canada during winter, or what the tabloids call the “Polar Vortex”…or whatever weird Sci/Fi term they coined…is that I got nothing else but my wife’s obesity to keep me warm at night and that shit smells like shit…literally…

Pug Face of the Day
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Hot Babes Working Out
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Anne Hathaway Bikini in a Shirt Pictures
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In Case You Missed It – Anne Hathaways’ Husband is Blowing Her Up Via Her Toe
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Basketball Clip of the Morning – Reggie Jackson vs Kenneth Faried
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Justin Bieber Eggs a House
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Rodeo Bull VS Woman
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Amusement Park Rides in 1919 Looked Safe
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Bush of the Day
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Flava Flav Arrested for Driving With 16 License Suspensions….
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10 Famous Movie Misquotes
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Woman Stabs Husband with Squirrel
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Amanda Bynes Wins Bong Throwing Case
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Marc Jacobs Photographer Doesn’t Like Miley
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50 Weird City Names
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Stop Burger Discrimination
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The Hottest Girl You Will See Fist Her Ass Today – I Mean This is Totally Unexpected
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Cam Girls Have All the Fun…And You Get to Watch for Free
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