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2013

11

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m still in florida…and I haven’t been able to afford the sex offered in every stripclub, so I settle for the old folks who come here to die…Widows with no idea what’s going on all drunk on the sun with a solid pension, big sloppy tits and holes, with a love of casseroles and baking, is where the magic happens…especially if they live in one of the trailer park retirement communities with a pool…cuz pools are amazing places to stare at girls in bikinis who frequent them…especially if you’re lucky enough to steal their clothes when they aren’t’ looking to sniff…

Here are some stepLINKS

So Much Booty
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Kelly Brook’s Big Titties for Instagram
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Kristen Stewart Making Sour Face
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The Hottest Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show GIFs
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Hot Bikini Photoshoot of the Day
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Elizabeth Banks….in Leggings…
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Babes and Camera Phones
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Briana Lee is a Trashy Bitch
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Dogs Playing in Snow
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Edita Vilkeviciute for H&M
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Kitchen Burnout….
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Candice Swanepoel in a White Dress
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Abbey Clancy Pants in Leggings
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Irina Shayk Posing in
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Facts About Beer
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Crazy Supercar of the Day
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Monika Jagaciak Topless
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Jada Pinkett See Through
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Tila Tequila Hates Jews…
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Kim Kardashian Photoshopped to Shit Bikini Pics
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I’m so Into this Incest Camp
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Proposing to a Bulls Cheerleader
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Some Maxim Australia Pics
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Facts that Prove Wine is Magic
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The Dangers of Twerking
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46 College Party Fails
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Kanye West Rant of the Day
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Pregnant Emily Blunt
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Jewel Showing Tits…
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50 Best Christmas Specials
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The Hottest Splits Video Ever
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LeAnn Rimes Crying
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Irish Guy Describes a Typical Fight
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Rita Ora Shitty Upskirt
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Best Way to Find Love…Is with Sex toys
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE.
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Exclusive Drunken Stepfather Discount – Get the Best Porn
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Amateur Bitch Showing Off her Vag
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Some Big Titty Girl Posted her Fat Chick Past
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ANother Amateur Showing Off Her Vag
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Shoving Things in her Butthole
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Some Chick Topless in the Doorway
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A Girl Fisting her Ass
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Making Girls Squirt with Make Your Life Worth Living…
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GET CIGARS FOR THE HOLIDAYS HERE….
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OBNOXIOUS SHIRT OF THE DAY
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2013

11

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

THe best thing about fat white girls eating at the fried chicken restaurant talking about Victoria’s Secret panties…while sucking their greasy chubby fingers is pretty much everything….there is a level of failed at life that makes me feel like I am staring at perfection….

Here are some stepLINKS…

When Nature Attacks GIFS
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Some Chick Named Tracy ANderson’s Got Big Nipples
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NBC IS RUINING ROSEMARY’S BABY
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16 Interesting Facts About Beer
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Radio Taxi Prank
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Girls on Cam Doing Girl Things Like Getting Naked…
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Tramp Stamp PArty
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Godzilla Trailer
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A Girl VS her Clit Ring
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Maria Menounos the Mega Gallery
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Doctor’s Inject HIV into a Dying Girl
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Never Ending Specials
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Christmas Songs That Aren’t About Christmas
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PORNO! PORNO! PORNO! Emporium.
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2013

10

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

In Florida, and I thought that the Walmart was the most horrible place you could be in terms of quality bitches…but it turns out the real gold is found at the Dunkin Donuts next to the Walmart…where the crackhead Walmart shoppers go to fuel up…can’t wait for the hookers we find tonight…I am going to assume…they will be fucking bad…yet affordable…cuz remember if they aint got herpes they don’t matter.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Courtney Stodden Tanning Topless
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Britney Spear’s New Video
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Candice Swanepoel in a Red Dress
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BikinI Pics to Celebrate Emanuelle Chriqui’s 36th Birthday
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Lohan’s Cocaine Party…Obviously….Who Cares…
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Tulisa Cunt With a Shitty Fake Tan
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Kali Thorne Hot and Naked
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Couch Surfing Travel Site is Being Used for Casual Sex
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Relive 1994 in 13 Minutes
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Magician Turns Coffee into Coins
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Mila Kunis – Bridesmaid
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Jennifer Aniston Says She Had an Awkward Phase in her 30s
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Avril Lavigne CLeavage
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Angela Simmons in a Bikini
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15 Things You Don’t Know or Care to Know About Kim Kardashian
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Kimberly Kisselovich in her Lingerie…
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The 27 Hottest Blake Lively Pics Ever…
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Taylor Swift Showing Off Leg
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Florida Makes Weird People
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Obama Sings Jingle Bells
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12 Facts About Amazon
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Sarah Michelle Gellar Lives
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Johnny Depp Pantsless
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Olivia Wilde Pregnant in Workout Gear
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Britney Wants a Daughter
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Mid-Air Collision
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96 Rounds of a Mini Gun
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Trampoline Fail of the Day
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Nina Agdal Bebe
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Hot Babe of the Day
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Kim Kardashian Towel Head
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Breaking Bad Choose Your Own ADventure
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Lorde’s BF Causes Racist Meltdown with her Teen Fans
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Brandi Glanville in a Bathing Suit Says Racist Shit…
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Best Way to Find Love…Is with Sex toys
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE.
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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ADULT DVDs – VOD – GOOD TIMES –
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Sophie Howard Topless
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Lingerie Striptease
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Girl Garden Hoses Up Her Ass
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Hot Babes Naked Together…
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MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT AND LIVE FOREVER
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Girl Fucks Banana
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Deep Throating Shit is a Horrible Fetish…
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GET CIGARS
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OBNOXIOUS SHIRT OF THE DAY
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW
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VISIT THE VERY MERRY HOLIDAY ADVENT CALENDAR

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2013

10

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Everyone’s a pervert…even your mom likes getting fucked…even your grandma likes getting fucked and probably in a weird fucking way because she’s had conventional sex the last 8 decades…that makes me happy…in fact it makes me want to get a job at the old folks home again…washing diaper rash…with my mouth….what?!

Here are some stepLINKS…

Epic Wedding Ceremony Battle…
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Hottest Beach Pics You Will See Today
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Karlie Kloss and Adriana Lima Hustling Shit
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Christmas Songs that Aren’t Actually Christmas
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Girls in Bed
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Epic Winter Fails
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College Football Team Freaking Out….
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Influential Celebrities of 2013
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46 College Party Fails
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Granny VS Hot Chick Dance Off
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Girls! Love Being Watched. So Watch Them!
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Get Yourself some Cool Fucking National Park Maps
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2013 Pop Medley
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2013

09

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

The best thing about florida is the obese babes on the beach in bikinis…that shit is my favorite…smells like pork rinds..

Here are the stepLINKS….

So Many Thigh Gaps..
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Beyonce Wore Vegan Restaurant
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2 of Brad Pitt’s Exes Partying Together…
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Pregnant Megan Fox…
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Maurice from Beauty and the Beast Raving
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Godzilla Stills.
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This Guy Doesn’t Like Shopping
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A Couple Models in Bikinis Together
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Monday of Cleavage
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Candice Swanepoel Legs!
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Mellisa Clarke for FRONT TITTIES
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Nissan’s New Performance Line….
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Padma Lakshmi in a Bikini
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Kate Middleton’s Stylish…
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Guy Pretends To be Bouncer…Pisses Off Bouncer
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Zoe Kravitz in a Bikini
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Do You Lift Bro?
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Jada Cheng Posing by the Pool
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s in a Bikini
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Epic Don’t Drink and Drive Prank….
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Audrina Cleavage…
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Padma Lakshmi in a Bikini
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Sex Toy Vending Machines Causing a Scandal!
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This is Why You are Not Allowed to Babysit
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Nina Agdal in a Tight Red Dress
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Some Animal Photobombs
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Asshole Cook Octopus Live
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Mean People Need Jesus
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Erin Heatherton Bikini in Barbados
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Katy Perry Pantyhose Upskirt
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Hot Chick in a Bikini of the Day
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The Science of Santa
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Selena Gomez F-Bombed the Jingle Ball
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Psycho Oktober Fest Bitch
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini of the Day
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Paris Hilton Prefers to Grieve in Presence…
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House Cat VS Alligator
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Some NYC Subway Fun
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GET CIGARS
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Hot Bitches in Heels Doing Work
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Carrie Underwood Bikini
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Best Way to Find Love…
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE.
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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GET YOUR Porn ON
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Epic Squirting
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Epic Anal Fart
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MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT AND LIVE FOREVER
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A Girl and Her Big Tits
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Awesme Naked Amateur!
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Busty Viola Strips
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GET CIGARS
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Check My Life Out in Pictures…
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Keep in Trill Like Clinton…
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VISIT THE VERY MERRY HOLIDAY ADVENT CALENDAR

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2013

09

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I was on a Rosalind Lipsett bikini shoot yesterday, creeping like a pervert, because that’s what I do…even though I am less of a pervert than 99 percent of people I meet…

Speaking of people I meet, it’s always annoying when they happen to be people I may or may not have left comments on their instagram, because a lot of people don’t get what I do or why I do it…they even think I am a cyberbully, especially when they are young, self-proclaimed hipster feminists with their little tits out because they think they are re-inventing the fucking world, even when what they are doing has been done…

We’re all fighting the same fight here…

But the good news is that for every feminist hipster and her entourage with a bad attitude who think they are the fucking coolest who hate me, someone with no hate, there are countless models, pro athletes, actors, and all of you who appreciate me…

I’ll just keep on keeping on…I got nothing better going on….Here are some morning links…from Miami, where I haven’t had sex with Lohan yet…

The Science of Santa
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Perfectly Timed Photos of 2013
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Beyonce Wore a Cow to Vegan Lunch..
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Padma Lakshmi Old Gold Digger Who Can’t Cook in a Bikini
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Kate Middleton’s Stylish…
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WTF HEADLINE!
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The Future of Everything…
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Big Fucking Tits…
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE.
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Judge Waives Jailtime for Street Artist Because He May be the NExt Banksy
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Snowball Fight of the Day
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Marion Cotillard in a Dress
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VISIT THE VERY MERRY HOLIDAY ADVENT CALENDAR

Extreme Teeterboarding
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2013

06

Dec

stepLINKS of the DAy

I am still on my pursuit of happiness that is also known as the pursuit of holding Lohan’s hand…since we are in the same city and I figure what better way to celebrate my love for her or put the wheels in motion to date her to for the marketing of the site you know becoming her “boyfriend” like the fat guy she dated in rehab…

But the good news is if the Lohan hustle doesn’t work, there’s 1000s of other babes in this city…lots half naked…so it is really a win/win.

Here are some stepLINKKS

Selena Gomez Lookin’ Hot…
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Miley Wants a BF and A MIllion Dicks
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Girls Who Like to Party
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Malin Akerman’s Tennis Ass Flash
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Shannon is the Slutty Babe of the Day
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Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage Party
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Weird Base Jumper Attaches His Parachute to his Skin
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8 Horrible Endings to Romance Novels
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Awkward Meal Supercut
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Messing with a Club Dancer
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Biking on a Pool of Cornstarch
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101 Hottest Celebrity Instagram Pics this Week
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The Robot Revolution…
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Sports GIF of the Day
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Best Protestors Ever – Pissing on Ukrainian Presidents Photo
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Amazing Spiderman 2 Trailer
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Shirtless Germans Photobomb the NEws
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Suri Cruise Gives the Paparazzi the Finger
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8 Things You’ve Seen Parodied a Million Times
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Some Greek Model in Her Underwear
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Nymphomaniac New Posters…
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Jamie Lynn Spears is a Country Singer
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Girls in Front of Mirrors
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Some Anna Paquin…
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The Man Who Sued His Wife Over Ugly Kids Wins
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Girl Who Can’t Use a Gun
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Bacon of the World Delivered to your Door
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Paris Hilton Tweet was Fake
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Freak Falling Down the Escalator
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Cum on a Batman Mask…
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Candice Swanepoel’s Hot in NYC
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Julianne Hough in Leggings…
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Benedict Cumberbatch Reads R.Kelly Genius
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More Amanda Bynes Leaving Rehab
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This Girl is Really Fucking Good at the Splits
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WE LIKE TO ROCK THE PUSSY WITH THESE
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE.
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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GET YOUR Porn ON
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Cam Girl Masturbates!
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Church Masturbation!
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Girl Plays With Her Ass on the Playground
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MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT AND LIVE FOREVER
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Busty Gamer Girl
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Naked Girl with her Huge Dildo
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Japanese Girl Gets Double Botttled
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Chick Dunks her Tits in a Fish Tank
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Check My Life Out in Pictures…
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Keep in Trill Like Clinton…
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VISIT THE VERY MERRY HOLIDAY ADVENT CALENDAR

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2013

06

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The best thing about Miami so far has been trying to find Lohan to propose to her…I couldn’t find her so I settled on a 50 year old toothless black homeless chick who hadn’t showered in days..but I didn’t really propose to her…I just paid her to let me piss on her…drunk on the sun….

Here are some morning links..

Girls in Tight Dresses
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Amanda Bynes Lives and Is Amazing
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THe Fake Paris Hilton Howie Mandela RIP
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Paz de la Huerta Lives…
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Joanna Krupa VS Nina Agdal
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Shirtless Germans Videobomb News
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE.
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Fails of the Week
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5 Comments People Need to Keep to Themselves
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2013

05

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

Things are weird in Florida. I just saw Santa land in a helicopter while a bunch of prison escapee looking meth addicts in Christmas t-shirts…picked their scabs as their ghetto kids ate cotton candy…

I also found out the price of rub and tugs, spoke about anal virginity and at least three girls told me how wet they can get…

Is it a Christmas Miracle…or is this just the way it is…stay tuned for more…this story is to be continued…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Nurse 3D is the Trailer of the Day
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Burn You Bras
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Reese Witherspoon Ass in Jeans
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Fired Lingerie Model Not in Lingerie
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9 Inspiring Nelson Mandela Youtube Vids
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Nina Dobrev for Vampire Diaries…
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Jewel’s Big Old Tits…Literally
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Santa Claus Fail Compilation
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Chloe Sims Panty Flash
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Amanda Seyfried Bright Eyed and Not So Hot
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Claudia Romani Ass Out in Miami
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VIDEO: Arizona Fan Gets Kicked In The Face. Brawl Ensues. So Awesome
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Hard Nipple Gallery
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Every Movie Trailer from 2013 Mash-Up
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Girls You Should Fear
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Time Lapse of Earth from ISS
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Selena Gomez Works That Ass Good!
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Russian Cock Roach Prank
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Penny Mathis is Half Naked and Ok
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Dogs Perform Little Drummber Boy
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Paris Hilton Nelson Mandela Death Fail
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23 News Stations that Fucked Up…
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Courtney COX and SOme Monster
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Today in Redheads
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Just an Ordinary Chinook Helicopter Drive By
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Epic Home Made Spanish Soap
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Adriana Lima, Addicted To Coke?
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Perez Hilton’s Gay Reality Show
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India Reynolds Lingerie Selfie
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Josephine Skriver Topless
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Brooke Candy’s Nasty TITS and Video
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Janice Dickinson Sucking Face…
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Some Chick Named Margot Robbie in a Bikini
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The Sluttiest Pics of the New Wonder Woman
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Some Paul Walker Video Tribute!
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Tulisa Panty Flash
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Funny Firing of the Day
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WE LIKE TO ROCK THE PUSSY WITH THESE
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE.
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Porn – GOOD FUCKING TIMES
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Curly Hair Meaty Vag
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I Fucking Love This Naked Model
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This Asshole is a Star
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MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT AND LIVE FOREVER
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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Check My Life Out in Pictures…
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Keep in Trill Like Clinton…
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VISIT THE VERY MERRY HOLIDAY ADVENT CALENDAR

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2013

05

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Nothing says hello Miami like a stepGIRL practicing her twerk…because Florida may not have invented twerking, and is better known for sex offenders and George Zimmerman and zombies…but from what I’ve seen…the twerk is strong…

Get some DrunkenSweatshop StepGirl Panties

Here are some morning links…

Nerdy Macbook Decals
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James Franco Batman Gayness
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Some Lana Del Rey Short Film
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2013 Movie Mash Up
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Cindy Crawford Posing with Cindy Crawford
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A Whole Bunch of Redheads
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Some Flawless Booty….
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Jessica Timberlake and her Tree
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Big Booty Bitches
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Amazing Spiderman Trailer
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The Ultimate Christmas Movie Supercut
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Some Facts About Peanut Butter
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So many girls on Cam Getting Naked…
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