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2013

20

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am hungover…and I don’t remember anything from last night…except maybe trying to convince an Asian girl that I was asian and that we should make asian babies together who we can train to be computer programmers or factory workers…

I have nothing to say to you…I’ve said too much…

No, I am not quoting a bad love song..

Yes..it will all be ok…

While we question this confusing post…Here are some morning links…

Channing Tatum Does the Van Damme Splits with Knee Pads..
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PR People at People said Adam Levine is a Beautiful People Because It Will Get Announced notthe VOICE and they have a Big Reach Which May Sell Mags…
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Tyson Gives Holyfield His Ear Back
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Girls Tugging at Their Clothes
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Celebrities Who Weren’t Cool in High School…
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Kelly Clarkson – Wedding Video
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Fashion Statements of Miley Cyrus
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Some Swedish Fitness Chick
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DUI Suspect of the Day
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Some Unsportsmanlike Acts in the NBA
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60 Minutes of Stamina….(NSFW)
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Hamster VS Corn
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Girls who Get Naked For Free Are Fun
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Today in Thigh Gaps
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2013

19

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I only like girls who masturbate four or more times a day…that’s all I have to say about that….

Who am I kidding…I only like girls…who were born girls…that’s really my only criteria…troll or not motherfucker…if you got a uterus…I’m down.

Here are some stepLINS

Brandi Glanville Talking About Joanna Krupa’s Pussy
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BABE BLOGGERS VS THE ILLUMINATI IN THE DENVER AIRPORT
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Ashley Simpson Done Got Married to Diana Ross’ Son
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Sofia Vergara in GQ INdia
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Jenna Jameson Does the Miley
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Beetlejuice 2? Really?
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Weirdest / Creepiest Phone Booth Ever…
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5 Most Iconic Deaths in History
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If This Doesn’t Make Your Cock Hard, Nothing Will
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8 Most Annoying Customers…
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Some Werido Non Shavers…
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Rob Ford Sound Board
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Drunk Woman Steals Dildo
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Jennifer Lawrence See Through Dress
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Kelly Clarkson is Prengnat..
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Joanna Krupa’s Hard Nipples are Amazing
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10 Tons of Weed Seized….
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Girls Are Assholes at Bar.
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Tornado Warning Shuts Down TV Station…
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Big Cleavage in a Dress
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Look At Me Supercut
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Kim and Kanye Eat McDonalds
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Helen Flanagan See Though in Bath Amazing
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I Wanna Fuck THis
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Minka Kelly’s Side Profile
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I Don’t Know Who This Greek Chick is But Her Selfies are Dope
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Movie Quotes Everyone Gets Wrong
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Dog Tries to Save a Puppy from a Life With a Collqr…
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Petra Benova in a Bikini on the Beach….
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The Most Irreverent Music Videos by Comedian Rachel Bloom
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The Dude in the Speedo Kicked Out of a Football Game…Gone Viral…
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Girls in Selfies
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Bieber’s Hooker’s Bikini Pics
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Acapella of Skrillex
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LeAnn Rimes Billie Jean is Amazing
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Chick Plays With Herself on a Table
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The Howe Twins have Big Tits
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Hot Nude Yoga Class
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Sliding her Panties Hotness
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I LIKE Strippers…Even On My Computer….
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This Non-Nude Bitch Is Fucking Awesome
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Peeing and Fisting Nightmare
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Shower Bate
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Freakish Drippy Asian Pussy
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Worst Twerk Video Ever
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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I LIKE GIRLS….DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…HERE ARE GIRLS
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THIS WILL REVOLUTIONIZE….YOUR SEX LIFE….
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The Best Thing to Happen to the Instagram…
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This Shirt Gets Me Laid…..#FACT
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2013

19

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

You haven’t lived until you have masturbated on a table because a girl from the internet told you to…and you had nothing else going on…only to realize it was a better idea in theory than in practice as you clean it up before your wife gets home…

You also haven’t lived if you haven’t clicked these links…

Kim Kardashian – See Through Shirt
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I Hate Playboy But Love Alyssa Arce
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Girls Tugging At They Clothes
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Hada Pinkett May Have Just Announced her Divorce
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Elk VS Photographer
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Homeless Family Makeover
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Baby Dolphin Gets Saved
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If Your Parents Wrote Upworthy Articles
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These Babes Are Just Trying to Make a Living Yo…
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Today in Tramp Stamps…
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Celebrities Who Damaged Their Careers with One Bad Choice!
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How Not to Do Everything
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Picasso VS Bob Ross Rap Battles
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Some Incest in Hollywood
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Weird Unsolved Mysteries…
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2013

18

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day


GET THIS AWESOME SHIRT BECAUSE I LOVE THE GIRL WEARING IT….

Sometimes when your friend rubs his finger in your face after fingering a homeless girl on…and it smells like a dirty asshole…you have to ask yourself…whether he was fingering a chick….or a dirty asshole…but more importantly…you better wash your face…

Here are stepLINKS….

Ireland Baldwin’s Got Some Dark Eyebrows…
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Jessica Hart Hates Taylor Swift…
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Hollywood is Out of Ideas
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Girls in a Mesh Dress….
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How To Draw Great Butts in 5 Lines
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Martha Stewart’s Food Looks Disgusting
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Cyclist Fucking with a Bus
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Joanna Krupa’s Hilarious Hard Nipples
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A Couple of Babes Posing Together
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Rita Ora Almost Died
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College Kid VS Table
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Lion Cub Gives Best Roar
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Gisele Without Make-Up…
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Some Hot Bitch Posing…
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Erin Andrews Showing her Fitness…
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Mongolian Nazis…
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Lohan on Eastbound and Down
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Apparently Someone Poisoned Britney Murphey…
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I thought LEsbians Didn’t Like the Tip
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Cutters on Instagram Freak Me Out
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Lea Michele Thigh Highs
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Joanna Krupa Braless Titties And Nipples In Miami
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Aubrey O’Day Showing Ass
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Miley Cyrus Nude and in Body Paint in Some Video
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Some Porn Chick…in Some Childish Gambino’s Video
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Russian Actress Named Svetlana Khodchenkova Nude…
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Some Whore Topless on the Beach
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Olivia Wilde Pregnant
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The Social Media Prank
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George Zimmerman Can’t Catch a Break
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Anne Hathaway is the Fucking Worst
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Looking Down Jessica Alba’s Shirt
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Walking on Some Weird as Fuck Rocks
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Courtney Stodden’s Nipple
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Reddit Groupie Stories are Amazing..
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Joanna Krupa in a Bikini
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I’d Stick My Cock In This Dumper
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Stella Hudgens Weirdo Costume
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Katie Holmes Rockin’ Her Short Hair…
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Steel Drum Band VS Led Zepplin
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Kendall Jenner Got her Lips Did
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Katy Perry Shows Off Her Tits
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Jennife Lawrence in a Magazine
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Blake Lively in H&M…Lookin’ Alright…
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Jennifer Lawrence Side Titty…
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Candice Swanepoel’s LOokin’ Good
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How To Squeeze Workouts into
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Throwback Tyra in Panties
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Jennifer Lawrence in Elle
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I Will Do Anything for Lindsay Lohan
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Violin Cover of the Day
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Most Obnoxious Shirt Ever….
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Busty Flower Girl….
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This Girls is Disgusting…
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A Girl and Her Cucumber
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I LIKE Strippers…Even On My Computer….
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Some Amateur Chick…in a Silly Shirt…Being Fun
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Some Other Amateur Girl…showing her O-Face
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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I LIKE GIRLS….DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…HERE ARE GIRLS
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THIS WILL REVOLUTIONIZE….YOUR SEX LIFE….
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The Best Thing to Happen to the Instagram…
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This Shirt Gets Me Laid…..#FACT
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

18

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

There is a certain kind of girl in the world who lets guys give them champagne facials in the club…and those are the same girls who probably won’t let you give them facials in the bedroom…despite the false marketing…because they have self respect and are just trying to have a good time getting the Champagne facial…while having a respectable old man drop load in their face is just plain gross….ewww.

Here are some mouthing fucking links….

Miley Cyrus Fail…on X-Facto
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Holy Fuck…What The Hell Is This…Critter….
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Dogs Acting like Humans
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Girl Draws Self Portraits Before and During LSD High…
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10 Famous People Who Have Seen Ghosts…
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Hot Ass in Yoga Pants…
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Things Kids Do That Are Creepy for Adults
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Leonardo DiCaprio pretending to be a bikini model
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Miley Ruins a B-Ball Foul Shot
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MileY Getting Sexy with Ice Cream
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I LIKE GIRLS….DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…HERE ARE GIRLS
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Pussy VS Beads
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Breakdance to Start the Morning…
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On Screen Couples Who Suck
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2013

15

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day


GET THIS SHIRT BECAUSE I LOVE THE GIRL WEARING IT….

The asian cashier at the grocery store is defying all stereotypes by having the hardest time counting change…she was like the one asian who wasn’t a fucking small genital robot when I was in a rush to get the fuck out of the grocery store…because grocery stores are for women…and I am for bars. Getting drunk…s

There was a bitch face timing her friend in line at the grocery store…and I hated it… cuz I know it wasn’t gonna end in squirting…and I only like when FaceTime ends in squirt…don’t believe me? Just try me….

Then I decided to complete the “I’m an unemployed housewife tour” at Starbucks..where I decided to be like every other cunt in the spot and meal the staff give me her recommendations…only to stare at the menu for a good 4 minutes while people in line got angry…only to ask about how many grams of sugar are in each drink…and gasp “I just don’t know what I want – so many choices” before ordering my regular black coffee because I’m not a gay.

Such a busy day…Here are some stepLINKS…

Ireland Baldwin Ass in Shorts….
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Miranda Kerr – Like Every Girl – Photoshops Herself Before Instagramming herself
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Flowers in the Attic Trailer for the Incest Fans…
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I love this Make-A-Wish Batkid Campaign…Pretty…Well Executed…
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Courtney Stodden is Taking Over the World…and I LIke It
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Lots of Yoga Pants Ass
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Xenia Deli…Bathing Suits..
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Some Half Naked Twat
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Logan Paul’s Vine Compilation
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Hilary Duff – Hot Mom? Tight Pants! Big Thighs….
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There are Traces of Herpes on Library Copies of 50 Shades of Grey…
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Jennifer Lawrence Blowing up a Microwave
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Endagered Foods??
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Cats Acting Like Humans
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Is Smoking Cialis in a Crack Pipe Wrong or Innovative
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How Your Favorite Characters Got Their Names
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Lithuanian Cheerleaders
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Snapchat Turned Down Facebook’s 3 Billion Dollar Offer
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Instant Karma Fail Compliation
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Matt Damon – Nose Picker
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4 Pranks To Play on Yourself
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10 Dogs in Swings
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5 Cases of Accidental Incest in Hollywood
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Katie Holmes Words of Wisdom…
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Jingle Hoops
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Rosie Huntington Pokies
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Ciara Upskirt
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More Miss Bum Brazil
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Best Fails of the Week
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Girl Flips on Guys Balls
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Nasa Pumpkin Carving Contest
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Ironic License Plates
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Wing Suit Close Call
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Vicoria Justice on Set!!
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Dani Mathers Hot Round Ass…
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Gwyneth Paltrow on a Vespa
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Noah the Official Trailer
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Party at this African School
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8 Things You Do that are Banned in Other Countries
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I LIKE GIRLS….DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…HERE ARE GIRLS
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Kylie Jenner Posing…underage posing…
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Dude Nailing Balls in Russia
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Burn Your Bra
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Most Obnoxious Shirt Ever….
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Why Every Guy Should Marry a Gymnast
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I LIKE Strippers…Even On My Computer….
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Naked Playmated Diving in Fiji
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Cam Girl Accounting
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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I don’t know who this is…but I know what her asshole looks like
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Cam With Her…Cuz She’s a Babe
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Hot Naked Beach Ass
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I LIKE GIRLS….DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…HERE ARE GIRLS
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THE BEST SEX TOYS EVER MADE FOR PUSSY ….
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The Best Thing to Happen to the Instagram…
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This Shirt Gets Me Laid…..#FACT
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2013

15

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

According to Anonymous…. THERE IS GOING TO BE A TERRORIST ATTACK IN LOS ANGELES …like the “inside job” that happened in NYC>…and although some of the worst people in the world live in LA, and it is the one city closest to hell in terms of evil…that kinda makes me like it more…not to mention at least 10 girls I am in love with live there…so I figure it’s Friday morning, I could write about sexting, failed sex, depression and alcoholism, or maybe just maybe I can do good and warn you of danger, in the slight chance this shit actually happens..and if it does happen…remember I saved your life and you owe me dirty sex with the vagina closest to you, which could be your own, your greek vagina…or your sisters…or your moms…wife…friend…I don’t care…as long as it is a vagina…and not a man vagina…

Here are some morning links….to get this party started…

Miss Bum Brazil Probably Has a Dick
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Rumor is Adam Levine is the Sexiest Man Alive…
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Get Lucky Cover – the Military Edition
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Miley Wore Clothes Today
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What is Going On With This Chick’s Body…
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Girls and their Squishy Tits
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12 Animals with Trust Issues
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Salma Hayek VS Eva Longroia in the Mexico Wars
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Life Lessons We Can Learn from Calvin and Hobbes
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Instant Karma Fail Compliation
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People Who Let You Watch Them….Are People I Like To Watch..
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Reporter Ruins World Record
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2013

14

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

This just in…

When you are mid jerk off and the girl you’ve been writing dirty messages to finally decides to sent you a pussy video…only her pussy videos actually stars her cats – you’ve probably been friendzoned

Here are some stepLINKS…for those of us who don’t have friends….

I like Joaguin Phonix’s 19 Year Old Gf
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Rob Ford is AMazing
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Short Hair Pam Anderson with Boyfriend and Sex Ta
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Rosie Huntington-Whitely-Hard Nipples
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Jaimie Alexander hot for GQ
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Miley Covers Summertime Sadness
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Miley Cyrus – Fashion Statements
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4 Bored as Fuck Guys at Work
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More Cameron Diaz on Set in Shorts
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Gisele and Daft Punk
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Jennifer Lawrence Side Boob
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Pervert Sea Mammal
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Some Cock Tease Named Veronica
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Baby Elephant Playing in the Pool
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Meagan Good See THrough
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Christina Milian Side Boob – Hard Nipples
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Some Avril Lavigne News for the Weirdos
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Karlie Kloss is a Tall Awkward Weirdo Model – Here is Her Underboob
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Jake Gyllenhaal is Such a Bitch
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Best Murder Ever – Dude Kills Dad Over a Megan Fox Joke – Amazing
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What Years Of Cocaine Can Do To Your Body
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7 Cops Who Aren;’t Very Nice
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Best Animorph Memes
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Paulina Gretzky in Maxim
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Christian Milian Braless In Latex. Great Tits
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Cop Walks Into a Tree
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Alec Baldwin Called the Paps – Cocksucking Fag
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Anna Kendrick Sexy for GQ – Throwback!
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Abbey Clancy in the Best Dress Ever
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I like Looking Down Jessica Alba’s Shirt
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Watch Alec Baldwin Lose His Shit
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23 People Who Will Make you Cringe
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Lily Allen Says She’s Not Racist
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Mike Tyson Uses Fake Penis to Pass Drug Test
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Hot Hipster Lohan is Back
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Fat Cat Trying to Escape a Tub
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Are Silent Farts Actually Worse
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Some Hooker Posing with Water
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Bad Gay Porn Acting – In Amazing
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Bare Back Bitches
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Tila Tequila is Planning the End of the World.
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Some Sons of Anarchy Babe in Playboy
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Weird Venue to Stick Things in her Ass
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Free Computer Strippers….Fun…
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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Mass Striptease!
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Awesome DR Pepper Ad
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Young Penelope Cruz Gets Her Nips Sucked
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Cam With Her…Cuz She’s a Babe
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Breanne Benson is Naked
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Long Thin Cam Legs…Doing Cam Girl Accounting…
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Some Big Tits with a Gun
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I LIKE GIRLS….DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…HERE ARE GIRLS
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THE BEST SEX TOYS EVER MADE FOR PUSSY ….
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The Best Thing to Happen to the Instagram…
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This Shirt Gets Me Laid…..#FACT
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

14

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s amazing how uptight people are when you are in a restaurant talking about retard porn and the importance of a retard cage fighting league…in some kind of retard rumble…it’s like everyone has a handicapped family member…or are retarded themselves…I am just into good ideas…god…

Here are some links….

Kim Kardashian’s Weird Dumpy Ass
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Girls With Bare Backs
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Science Fail of the Day
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First Look at the 50 Shades of Grey People
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These Pics Made Me Jerk Off This Morning.
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8 Bit Hunger Games
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First Full Length Hunger Games Trailer
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Awesome Vanity Plates…
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Naked Girls On Cam Are More Fun than Naked Girls Bugging you to Do the Dishes
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China Just Invented A New Way To Torture Children And It’s Awesome.
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Mariah Carey Hates American Idol
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Chicago’s Best Wrappers Dis Kanye
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

13

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day


In case you were wondering…This is a bad pick-up line:


Maybe you’ll answer my fake profile since – twitter, facebook, your phone, messenger pigeon, the homeless dude I recruited to sing love songs on your fire escape, the Vegas elvis I sent to your parent’s house to ask for their permission in our marriage, the tattoo of our wedding picture rendered by an artist who normally does those “what kidnapped kids look like now” I got on my chest…are all not working….

It creeps girls out….

Here are some links…

Nic Cage Sex Pics
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Freaky Cross Eyed Model.
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Courtney Stodden’s Big Fake Tits in a Bikini
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Danica Thrall Lingerie
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When Harry Met Sally in Real Life…
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Jennifer Lawrence Curves
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I love Cheating Wife Lover Escape Videos….
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Taylor Swift and Lorde Do Lunch
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Joanna Krupa Bikini
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Bar Refaeli Post Surgery Pose
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Arianna Grande Halloween Puffy Nip Slip!
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Everyone Loves Jordan Carver Tits
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Random GIFS to Make You Smile
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Funniest Celebrity Make-Unders
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Jessica Alba’s Boobs at the Park
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Katy Perry See Through Dress
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Jonah Hill Talking To a Slut on Set
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A Woman’s POV Got A Lot of Tits
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You Will Like the Lithuanian Soccer Bloopers
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I am So Into This THROWBACK Katy Perry Recorder Failing..
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College Snack Hacks
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How Your Favorite Characters Got Their Names
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Superhero is a Pedestrian in Disguise…
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I feel like at least one of you has Masturbated to This
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Girls Showing Off Their Dope Asses
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Kate Hudson in some Shitty Magazine
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Frustrated Elephant Breaks a Stick
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GQ’s Man of the Year and my friend TESL Rob Heppler – the hardest working man in no business – was at some shitty GQ Sausage Party that I wasn’t invited to to celebrate his win….
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Audrina in a Shitty See Through
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Some Chick Named Sarah Honeywell Topless
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Ali Larter Legs
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Meagan Good Shitty See Through
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I LIKE GIRLS WHO LET ME WATCH THEM PARTY…NAKED….
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Solo Masturbation Action
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Jayden James – Big Titties Building Shit
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Some awesome Naked Babe Getting Out of the Bath
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Best View Ever….
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Free Computer Strippers….Fun…
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Hippie Masturbation to Orgasm
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Gigantic Vagina Insertion
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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Serious Fucking Body…
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Slut Gives Pizza Guy a Blowjob
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Girl Pissing at the Gas Station
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Cam With Her…Cuz She’s a Babe
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Big Black Ass
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Good PORN
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Speculum in Ass
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I LIKE GIRLS….DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…HERE ARE GIRLS
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TOP CELEBRITY SEX TAPES EVER- THE MEGA POST
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THE BEST SEX TOYS EVER MADE FOR PUSSY ….
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The Best Thing to Happen to the Instagram…
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This Shirt Gets Me Laid…..#FACT
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