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2013

06

Aug

stepLINKS of the DAy

Highlight of the day was when some babe was texting and driving and who went nuts when I said “you shouldn’t text and drive”…I’m talking on her period nuts where she was swearing at me and shit…only for me to say “it’s all good baby, no one was hurt”..and for her to peel off like a mad person…I think it was a real love connection…you know as a professional romantic, I really felt the connection….

Or the highlight of the day was trying to convince a lesbian waitress to let me into her lesbian relationship because I felt she was a lesbian who used the most realistic dick dildos…you know not quite a lesbian, just confused by Lady Gaga’s born this way song…that has guided her into eating pussy.

Or the highlight of the day was asking was asking an Old dude with a 25 year old imported wife how much money or viagra he had to make that happen after my friend ran ran over his scooter…he shared with his 20 year old imported Asian wife….

Or maybe it was this twerk video my friends shot of Anastasia Ashley when she was warming up that I’ve been staring at all day….

But the hightlight of the day is probably these links…

I think this is Jessica Alba and her Granny in a Bikini….I’m not sure all I see is Saggy Pussy
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Helen Hunt’s Got Huge Fucking Booty
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A Whole Lot of Downblouse pIcs
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This Panhandler Prank is Genius
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Intense Dance Routine
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Hilary Duff Mom Legs OOZING Mom juice…
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Roomba Riding Shark Cat Cleans the Kitchen
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Sarah Jessica Parker Covers Harper’s Bazaar and it’s Horrible…
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The Funniest Public Bathroom Sign
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Some babe With Small Fake Tits Takin’ Off Her Bikini Top
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Life isn’t All Sunshine and Rainbows….
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Eva Longoria in her Bikini….
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The Worst Celeb Cameos in Video Games
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Boston Priest Caught With Hooker Behind Cemetery
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Some Dude’s Wifey Topless on the Beach
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Carmen Electra is Still Alive and She’s Made of Plastic
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EDM and Rock Live Mash-Up
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The Hottest Pics of Marisa Miller
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I StilL Want to Taste Sienna Miller’s Used up Twat
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Doutzen Kroes in a Bikini
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I am into Carla Bruni in a Bikini…My Kind of President’s Wife
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Magic City, Despite the Hot Nude Scenes is Cancelled
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Who’s Up For Some Old Lady Tittie Fucking?
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Rosie Huntington’s Pokies
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Juno Temple Naked in Magic Magic
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Chinese Biker Takes Mattress Home in Style
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Sylvie Van Der Vaart in a Bikini
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Amanda Seyfried Awesome fucking Side Boob
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WOULD YOU HIT IT?
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The North Pole Turning Into a Lake…
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Bella Thorne Is Not Hot
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Amber Heard Gets the GIF Treatment
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This Is When You Know You Have Failed As A Parent
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Boobs Pouring Out of a Bra
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Sexy GIFs of Surfer Chicks…
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A Couple Babes Nude with Oranges
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Chris Brown is Retiring from Music – Who Cares
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Homeless Guy’s Kermit Puppet Queen Rendition Performance
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Homeless Guy Gets Assfucked by a Ghost
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Russian Fish Catches Russian Fisherman
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Riley Keough Awesome Cameltoe
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This Chick Can Ride My Face Any Day. Good God I’d Eat That Shit Up All Damn Day!
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Craziest Police Chase Ever
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Babes in Sports Bras
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A lot of hot as fuck girls getting naked.
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Asian Teen Committed to Finding the G-Spot
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Fat Tits Masturbating
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Asian Pussy Spread
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3 German Girls Masturbating
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Some Tentacle Rape
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FREE NAKED GIRLS PUTTING ON A SHOW…..
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I Like Fucking Bitches with Sex Toys…..
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I AM ADDICTED TO Phone Sex!!
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If You Hate Your Thinning Hair…Check This Out….
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This Is the Hottest Most Erotic – Best Looking Girl Porn
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

06

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My favorite thing ever is random girls I don’t know on snapchat sending me some of the best faceless nudes in the history of faceless nudes…it’s like everyday girls I’d never get nudes from without snapchat, pulling the fuck through…making me fall in love with technology all over again…I mean anything that helps a girl get nude, from the internet, to digital cameras, to smartphones to apps that give the illusion the nudes disappear…is some shit I can get behind and love…

That said, add me to snapchat – > drunkstepfather

Especially if you’re a babe…or even a 2 into getting half naked….

Here are some links….

Rihanna Drunk at Cropover…
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Mumford and Sons New Video Starring Comedians not Mumford and Sons
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Legs for Days
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J.Lo is Making 15 Million for American Idol…
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Today in WTF Pics
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Best K-Pop Albums,,,
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The Best 4 am Wake-Up Ever…
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Super Ninja Golf Shot
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Nina Dobrev in Cosmo
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Homeless Man’s Awesome Perfomance
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Today in Polish Brick Laying….
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True or False Random Facts
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Hot Bitches in Front of Mirror….
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Babes Naked on Cam
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2013

05

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

The highlight of the weekend wasn’t sneaking backstage at a music festival…because security are fucking annoying and I don’t care about Macklemore and his gay friendly commercial music…

The highlight of the weekend was being backstage and trying to convince girls that I was someone important after drinking all the free booze I could…you know so they would suck me off in a dirty port-o-potty…

I am sure there were other highlights…but that’s the past, move on assholes..with some links…

Girls in Sports Bra
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Russell Brand Though of Other Girls When Having Sex With Katy Perry
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Lohan Disses Kristen Stewart
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Some Chick Named Emma Rigby is a Babe
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Zooey Deschanel Sucks in Some Magazine
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Today in Pop and Lock Dance
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For Some Reason this Trashy Bikini Turns me On Like it was 1992
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Lollapalooza Streaker Gets Taken Out
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Tara Reid Big Tits, Skinny Body at the Sharknado Premiere
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7 Dumbest Scenes in Otherwise Good Movies
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Weird Motorized Wheel Barrel
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Snooki Scares the Fuck Out of Me
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Stacey Cooke Topless Suntanning
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Eva Longoria Spreads Her Legs And Grabs her Tits
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Carli Bruni Hot in a White Bikini…
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T Is For Titties
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Aggressive Motorcyclist Ends Up in a Truck Sandwich
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Lucy Mecklenburgh Hot Ass in a Bikini
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Rihanna Braless Nipple Rings Cause Confusion
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Fisherman Loses a Boat….
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Some Cuban Model in a Sauna
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Lizzie Cundy in a Bikini
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Rain Wipes Away Building
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Leanne Crow Has Silly Tits…
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This Playboy Chick Named Celeste Looks Good
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Chandelly Braz Hot Ass in a Bikini
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You Will Be My Friend if You Can Name this Topless Chick
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Some Busty Babe in the Shower
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Some Babe in Chains with a Sword
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Miley in Some Shit Shorts
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Kayley Cuoco Has a Shitty Ass in Shitty SHorts
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Nerf Gun Trick Shots….
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Adriana Lima Leg Show
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Sharon Stone Bikini Ass Crack
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Lea Michele Smiling Cuz Her Fiance is Dead
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Alley Bagget Posting her Big Tits with a Sex Toy
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Atomic Kitten Nipple Slip
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Amanda Seyfried in White….
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Elevator Weather Man Prank!
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The List of the New Batman
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Britney Spears Hot for Church
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Lady Gaga is Trying to Stop People from Exposing Her as a Hack
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Hot Pics of Thigh Gaps
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A lot of hot as fuck girls getting naked.
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Girl Gets Humped by Friend’s Dog
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Golden Shower of the Day
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Young Fuck Caught By Mom
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College Girls Masturbating Together
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Boring Bathtub Orgasm
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Hot Amateur Beach Sex
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FREE NAKED GIRLS PUTTING ON A SHOW…..
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I Like Fucking Bitches with Sex Toys…..
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I AM ADDICTED TO Phone Sex!!
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If You Hate Your Thinning Hair…Check This Out….
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This Is the Hottest Most Erotic – Best Looking Girl Porn
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

05

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I crashed a wedding last night. I like free booze, that’s my fucking problem.

I convinced the DJ to play “I love bad bitches that’s my fucking problem”, as if I was an important guest, and he did it…because if you are convincing enough anything can happen….

I don’ think the bride and her Christian family were too into it, because when I dipped out of the situation, and the father and son were threatening the DJ with violence.

I’m an asshole that’s my fucking problem.

Here are some morning links…

Britney Dressed Like a Hooker at Church…Because She Was ONE!!!
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Claudia Romani’s Ass in a Bikini
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Big Fucking Titties…So Many Big Fucking Titties
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A Pug Gets Emotional over Homeward Bound
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15 Anime Babes You Would Make Love To
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Cats Demanding Attention
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30 Things You Didn’t Know About the O.C
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A Girl Does Some Sexy Crunches
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Amber Heard in Flare
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A Whole Lot of Naked Girls Going On….
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2013

02

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

After seeing the Lindsay Lohan nude in The Canyon pics and videos, I had to take the rest of the day off from doing nothing, as I normally do, to stare at them…for a solid hour or so…I needed a break….so I decided to stand outside a public pool and give hot girls in bikinis some advice on how to pose in better for people on the other side of the chainlink fence lookin…my expertise wasn’t taken seriously and I was asked to leave…even though it’s what I do all day on the internet. I get no respect…

It’s the summer, it’s the weekend, it’s the stepLINKS…yay.

Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Sylvie Van Der Vaar in a Bikini
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A Couple Awesome Bitches
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The Husky Who Holds Hands During Car Rides
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Avatar Gets Three Sequels
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Some Model Named Natalia Siwiec in Lingerie…
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Janice is a Trashy Looking Titty Model from the 90s
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DSFCams is the FUture of Cam Girls
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This Dog is Pumped for Dinner
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The 50 Hottest Chicks in Prison
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Britney Spears Showing Off Her Bigger Better Tits
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This Outta Make You Jerk Off!!
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Hotties in YOGA Pants
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Check out this freak modeling for Terry Richardson
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The Military is Not Selling Porn on Base ANymore
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I Want to Bang these Greek Girls in Bikinis
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Bear Takes Out the Trash
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A Mariah Carey Blooper Reel…
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Kate Hudson in a Sports Bra
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Hot Model Named Staci Silverstone Eating Ice Cream Ass Out
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Dropping Things from 4 Stories in Slow Motion
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Ellen is Hosting the Oscars
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Insane Crowded Pool in CHina
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Busty Fucking Pin-Up Model in a Bikini
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Reporter Mooded During a Live Newscast
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Chris Rock Gave a Dying Kid Porn
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Beyonce in a Tight Outfit
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Maria Kouka Rockin’ Tits
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Stacey Cooke Caught Topless Sunbathing
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Sharon Stone Bikini Ass Crack
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Excited Driver Spots a Moose
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International Beer Babes for International Beer Day
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Wii U Suprise
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Leilani Dowding Braless
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Dude Hangs Himself at a Race
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Facts That Will Horrify You
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Jack White’s Wife Got a Retraining Order Against Him
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Bikini Babes
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Lea Michele Talks Cory Monteith Pre Death…
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A lot of hot as fuck girls getting naked.
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Hot Amateur Beach Sex
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Ridiculous Arab Tits
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THe Hottest Girls in Porn
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Girl in a Full Body Cast…Staring in Full Body Cast Fetish Pics
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Nasty Girl Masturbating
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Nice Fake Tan Masturbating
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Hot Babe in Front of Mirror and Shower
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Weirdest Colored Nipples
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Shit on a pRegnant Belly – My Favorite
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FREE NAKED GIRLS
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I Like Fucking Bitches with Sex Toys…..
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I AM ADDICTED TO Phone Sex!!
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If You Hate Your Thinning Hair…Check This Out….
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This Is the Hottest Most Erotic – Best Looking Girl Porn
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

02

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Last night was a series of amazing starting with BBQ, fat strippers with attitude, and I mean fat fucking strippers who didn’t know they were fat, karaoke and ended with some dumpy chick making out with her hot chick friend to try to make the guy she was flirting with more into her…because now when he brings her home, she comes with a hot chick… a hot chick she was not letting go of no matter what, she had was grabbing at her ass so hard, all I saw was from the wrist up…I am sure more happened, I just don’t care to remember.

Here are some morning links…you morons…

Man Hangs Himself During Tough Mudder
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Jennifer Aniston’s Got a Swollen GUNT – Pregnancy Rumors Start Now
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Bad Girls Bend
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Facts that will Horrify You…
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DIY Pasties
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The Best Coming of Age Movies
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Kirsten Dunst Hard Nipples Turn Me On…
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Insanely Crowded Pool
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Jenna Malone in Glamour
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So Many Babes…So Little Time To Watch Them All Masturbate on Cam for Free…
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2013

01

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Failed pick-up line of the day:

I kinda wish you let me in your pocket…your front pocket…you know the one nature gave you.

Here are some links…


Tyra Kissing Bow Wow
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bra…
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A Whole Lot of Hot Asses
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Fashion Bloggers in Their Bikinis…Who Cares…
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Jena Malone Get Chic…
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This Seal Loves to Spin
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In Love with a Surfer…and her Ass….
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Some Chick Named Stacey Cooke Caught Topless Sunbathing
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The Hottest Photoshoots of JUly
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Kate Upton Is Braless. Leaves Me Speechless
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It’s a Twerk Off!
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Some Babe Named Mindi Posing Half Naked
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Truck Sandwich!
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Lemonade Stand Robbed at Gun Point
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Her Name is Forlani from False Witness
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Rita Ora Hot in a Yellow Bra!
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Lena from Girls Being Fed like the Farm Animal She Is
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Jackass – Bad Grandpa Trailer Looks Legendary
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This Cunt Needs Her Salad Tossed
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Fenanda Motta is a Hot Model….
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8 Celebs Trying to Escape Their Bodies
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Nick Cannon Hosts Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous
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Courtney Stodden in Lettuce Bikini
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So Many Hot Redheads
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Excited Driver Spots a Moose
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Rosie Huntington-Whitely Pokies
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Who’s Ass Would You Rather Fuck?
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7 Epic Markting Mistakes Made By Big Brands
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Mena Suvari Alien Head and Calves
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Courtney Stodden in a Lettuce Bikini
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Nina Agdal in a Halter Top
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Dumbass Pics a Fight with the Cops
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Oprah Hates the N Word
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Video Footage from Italy Tornado
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Some Serious Fucking Tits
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Ashley Sky is a Dream Girl
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Sandra Bullock is Really Committed to Convincing People She’s not a NAzi
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Bear Steals a Dumpster
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Amber Heard in Flare
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Some Hipster Chick Performing as Her Cat Gets Up in her Face
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Kate Hudson with her Nephews….
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Alessandra Sorcinelli in a Tri-Kini
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25 Pics of Emily Ratajkowski
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Some Hot Tits on Some Chick Named Victoria Rae Black….
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Drunk Girls Deep Throating Beer
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Kat Graham Jogging
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Homewrecker Hall of Fame Goes To…Simon
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35 Images of Hilarious Pics
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Miss Italy in a Bikini
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This Guy Can Really Shred
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Asian Girls is the Worst Song Ever
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Mysteriously Lit Babes
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Bieber Puts Fan’s Phone Down His Pants….
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Girl Head Spins on a Pop Can…I prefer When They Insert Them in their Asses
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So Many Babes…So Little Time To Watch Them All Masturbate on Cam for Free…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Foot Job!!
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Some Freak Bitch covers Herself in Peanut Butter and Lets Dogs Lick it Off her WTF
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Curly Blonde Masturbates in her Parents Bathroom
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Teen Masturbates with a Vacuum Cleaner…
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Toying and Squirting…
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Ass Spread
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Chubby Chick…
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Hot Young Thing Masturbates….
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So Many Girls Willing to Put on Cam Shows….
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I Like Fucking Bitches with Sex Toys…..
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Get Into Phone Sex!! It’s a Welcomed Throwback
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If You Hate Your Thinning Hair…Check This Out….
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This Is the Hottest Most Erotic – Best Looking Girl Porn
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

01

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


I may have failed as a Man, but I didn’t fail at following two babes, one in the shortest fucking shorts ever, as she did her nightly fitness walk…I kept right up with that shit like I was a pro athlete…and walking wasn’t the hardest thing ever…all thanks to a pair of shorts…

I am a new man, but I had to sleep 20 hours to recover from all the effort…

Here are some morning links…

Kate Hudson Booty
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Pick Pocket Ferret
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The Best NEws Bloopers of JUly
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The Best POV Motorcycle Videos Online
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33 Girls Teasing You
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Jojo is Leaving Her Record Label
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The Hottest Nude Celebs For PETA
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Courtney Stodden Eats a Vegan Hot Dog
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Obama is Doing the Tonight Show…Really?
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The Most Ridiculous Parking Attempt Ever
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This is the Hottest Tanning Babe Pic of the Year
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Baby Elephant Plays in the Pool
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So Many Babes…So Little Time To Watch Them All Masturbate on Cam for Free…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

31

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

My highlight of the day, other than staring at young ass in skimpy summer clothes, was when I got in a fight with some tranny looking contestant from Joe Millionaire who is in her 40s and has too much plastic surgery…because she’s rude.

ME: -> are you trying to start a fight bro?

IT: -> come on move on now…I am wishing you well and I am not a bro

ME: -> you could very easily be a tranny and your implants you need to chill out on the plastic surgery bro

IT: -> ok thank you for those kind words

ME: -> Octomom looks more “natural” – I don’t understand why girls do that to themselves

IT: -> and u never will

ME: -> i will and I do – it stems from self hatred, feelings of inadequacies, not having a father, insecurity. i get it. Maybe if you got tear drop shaped implants, it’d be a better strategy.

IT: -> are you talking about yourself .?

ME: -> no, i was just looking at your topless pics. are you an escort or stripper? or just a party girl and is your husband hetero?

IT: -> you are a guy with a mask posting girls pics online which you hate to people you hate or wanna be, I do get that. I don’t waste energy of people like you and I hope your “blog” gives you what you want. bye bye

ME: -> Are you 100 years old? Is that why your face looks like that. You’re a monster. You should be in horror movies, not reality shows from 1999.

****BLOCKED****

Here are some links….

Some Girls Showing Off their Nice Round Asses
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Hot Pics of Lohan Leaving Rehab
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Simon Cowell Knocked Up His Best Friend’s Wife
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Kirsten Dunst’s Got Huge Boobs….
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Meet Natalia Prozorova a Hot Russian Model…
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Hot Asian Low Level Model
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Amber Heard Hot in Flare…
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DSFCams are the Cams of the Future…
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I am in Love with Angelica
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Sara Jean Underwood Hanging Upside Down in Yoga Pants
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Black Or White. Who’d You Rather Fuck
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Model Jessica Gomes in Bathing Suits
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All Movies are Better with Sharks
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The 18 Most Insane Russian Videos of July
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If you’re wondering what that tickle is in your ear – don’t watch this…
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10 Awesome Videos of Idiots Failing at Pointless Stunts
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Ronda Rousey Topless in Maxim
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Girls Gone Wild
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Big Tits And Water Sports. Life Is Grand!
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Original stepGIRL Lisa Zee on Venice Beach Looking Hot of the DAy
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Jessica Chastain for Some Magazine
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Shirley Jones’ Secret to Looking Good at 80…
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Sophie Turner Pink Bikini
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Natalie Morris Topless!
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Blonde with Great Tits at the Beach
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Fernanda Marin Hot Wet Fucking See Through
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Paris Hilton Nipples In A Bikini
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Amanda Seyfried Hot Tight Body at the Premiere of Lovelace
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Erin Heatherton Smoking in her Bandage Dress….Cuz that’s how Models Diet.
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The Hottest Barber You’ll See
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Chloe Amour is an Amazing Naked Chick…
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Try to Figure Out This Photo Series from Asia
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Isla Fisher in a Swimsuit!!
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Irina Shayk in Gym Clothes
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So Many Babes…So Little Time To Watch Them All Masturbate on Cam for Free…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Girl Gives Her Boyfriend a Blowjob on Live TV
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Awesome Lesbians Going At It
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Girl Enjoying Double Penetration
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Hidden Cam Captures Girl Masturbating in the Toilet / on the Toilet
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Black Dude Gets Fucked on a Speeding Train
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Girl Dressed Like a School Girl Touches her Asshole
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Weirdo Cam Girl
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2 Girls 1 Webcam
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Bonny is an Awesome Busty Cam Masturbator…
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Slutty Cam Girls Love Fucking Themselves on Cam
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I Like Fucking Bitches with Sex Toys…..
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Get Into Phone Sex!! It’s a Welcomed Throwback
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If You Hate Your Thinning Hair…Check This Out….
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This Is the Hottest Most Erotic – Best Looking Girl Porn
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

31

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My new favorite place to fall in love is Snapchat. For a while, I was people lost sight of the whole point of Snapchat and were sending me pics of their dogs or cats or dinner…but for some reason it has had a resurgence and girls are playing by the rules…nudes from every angle and it’s better than fucking Christmas, which isn’t saying much, because I was molested as a child on Christmas, and have always kinda had flashbacks everytime I hear a Christmas Carol, but you get what I am saying and that is add me to snapchat


DRUNKSTEPFATHER

Here are some morning links….

A Whole Lot of Underboob
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Hey Hugh Jackman – Mixed Grip Deadlifts are for Pussies…
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Hey Paula Patton Hot Tits
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Today’s DSFCams Girl is Awesome….Her Name is Bonny and She Gives BONNIES(ER)
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The Crazy Rhubarb Lady
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Shooting Lasers into a Campfire
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Vanessa Hudgens Reproduced a Dali Painting – That’s Copyright Infringement – Arrest Her
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Tyra Banks is a Freak in FAULT Magazine
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Alana Blanchard’s Surfer Booty
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F-18 Flying Low
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This Cat has the Craziest X-Ray Ever…
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79 Common Mispronunciations
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The Camp Gyno is Probably the Most Genius Viral Video
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So Many Babes…So Little Time To Watch Them All Masturbate on Cam for Free…
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