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Archive for the stepLINKS Category

2013

17

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

People…at least the few people who know I exist…have a seriously skewed perspective of me. They are surprised I am a nice guy, because I write posts calling celebrities cunts. I just do that because they are cunts…

I believe in helping, inspiring, guiding and giving people great advice. I am to bring joy, and only sometimes do I try to make girls who aren’t hookers into hookers by getting them to show me their tits, or suck my dick, in exchange for favors.

I’m far more wholesome than the guys you meet at the club, I’m just a misunderstood social commentator, trying to make lives a better place, while all other media is trying to turn you into retards.

I’m glad we’re friends, I hope our fun continues, and I also hope to see your clit…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Roberto Cavalli and Some Young Bitch Washing His Cock on a Yacht….When You’re This Rich – You Do What You Want
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Charles Saatchi – The Art Mogul – Choking Out His Bitch
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Girls Showing Off Thigh Gap
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Serena Williams in a Bikini Scares Me
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15 Head Turning Babes
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Coco Posing her Fat Ass in a Thong…
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Do You Pee During WOrkouts
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Nic Cage Audtions for Lincoln
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Her Name is Hilary and SHe’s Half Naked
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Kitten Hates Kisses
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Naomi Watts as Lady Diana
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Courtney Stodden in a See Through Leaving the Plastic Surgeon!!
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Avril Lavigne and her Boyfriend Freak me the Fuck Out…At Least they Dye Their Hair Together…
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Henry Cavill Talking About his Superman Workout if You are Into Fitness
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Courtney Cox Old as Fuck
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Ass Fuck. Who’d You Rather? Careful, It’s A Trick Question…
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My GF From Twitter Daveigh Chase in a See Through Shirt
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Kate Mara and Kristen Connolly Naked in House of Cards
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Below the Video – Funny Youtube Comments
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5 Interesting Ways to Announce your Pregnancy on Facebook
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A WHole Lot of Teen Mom in her Bikini – Yay
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91 Year Old Breaks the Bench Press Record
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Game of Thrones on Cellos
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Jennifer Lopez Stars as a Chilean Miner
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Big Tits Pulled Out at the Vending Machine
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Penis Implant Surgery Leads to 8 Month Boner
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Her Name is Lea Seydoux, She’s Naked and has A Good Ass
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Stupid Head Bangers…With a Twerk FAIL….
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Police Chase and Shoot at a 14 Year Old
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This Redheaded Chick Posing Naked is Real Amazing
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How To Lose Summer Fling in 10 Steps….
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Hot Girls in Sports Bras!
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Some Taylor Swift and Other Bitches at the Much Music Awards I Didn’t Bother Attending Cuz I am Blacklisted for Calling the Veep a Racist Cunt
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Miranda Kerr at the Airport
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Elena Papavasilleiou in a Bikini
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Kelly Brook As You Have Never Seen Her Before
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Miss Utah in her Bikini
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Lady Gaga in a Tight Dress
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Topless Kelly Brook Lets Her Tits Hang Out In Cancun
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Farrah Abraham Doesn’t Like Charlie Sheen….
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All About the Ass
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Some Busty Chick Plays with a Hose
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This Naked Bikini Model is Pretty Fucking Awesome
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Roller Skater has an Epic Fail
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Joe Jonas Getting Touched By Girls in Bikinis and Not Feeling anything
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8 Year Old Girl is a Baller
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Shakira for Elle
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Carmen Ortega is in a Weird Photoshoot of the DAy
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Ed Hardy Hates Ed Hardy
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Girls in Lingerie For Father’s Day….
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This is the best place to fall in love…
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Some Front Porch Masturbation
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Young Tight Amateur
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Cam Girl Stirp
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Great Tits Great Handjob
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Weird but Hot Lesbian Storyline
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Some Cum Covered Feet
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Beer Can in a Vile Pussy
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Wet Pussy with a Two Finger Fuck…
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Cam Girls Are the Future…
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The Best Big Boy Toys Your Woman Will Love in the Game
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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Watch Live Sports!!
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2013

17

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The problem with Father’s Day when you’re a stepfather is that no one gives a fuck about giving you bottles of booze as gifts because you’re the asshole mooching off their mother who always got caught jerking off to their friends, who never contributed and who is hated.

The good thing with Father’s Day when you’re a stepfather is all the girls with daddy issues, willing to show you their tits just because I wrote them text messages that read “If you were my father, I would suck your dick”….something they all loved cuz I guess it hit close to home.

I am hungover, but I’m here and so are some morning stepLINKS!

Awkward Pornstar Interview of the Day
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80 Pics of Random Chicks With Big Tits
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Nipples in a Dress
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Baby Alligator Loves Head Scratches-
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Drew Barrymore in Some Photoshoot
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Dog Gives High Fives for Chicken
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The Kim Kardashian Baby Looks like Kim Apparently….
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Emma Watson is Producing a New Movie with the Harry Potter People.
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Clever Bear
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Slow Motion Bikini Posing
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Hot Naked Bitch Unfortunately Named URINE-A
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The Funniest Memes of 2013
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This is the best place to fall in love…
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2013

14

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I love bush, seriously, and not jus because I want to be different, but because we are supposed to have pubic hair, it is natural, and normal and hides herpes scabs.

I have decided since people are trying to put an end to bush, that I am going to protest outside the head quarters of the enemy. I’m talking laser hair removal places, tanning salons, wherever.

I must bring the bush back….it’s time…

I’m glad I’ve found a fight I am willing to fight….

Here are some step links to get you through the sad sad weekend…..

Burn Your Bra and Show Us Your Bra-Less Tits
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Amanda Bynes is Faking the Crazy for Fame – Obviously
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Man of Steel Review
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Miley Cyrus Toned Stomach
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We Like Charm’s Full, Half Naked Figure
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Alicia Keys is Not Hot
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Good Guy of the Day…..
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Eddie Murphy’s Daughter Shows Some Areola
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Irina Shayk Vs Candice Swanepoel
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Today’s Import Model Gallery.
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Some Chick Named Brooke Vincent in a Bikini
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Motorcycle Stunt Rider Hits a Cop – Funny Ensues…
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Justene Jaro Sexy in Leather.
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Lucky Sky Diver
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Rosie Hungtington Whitely’s Bikini
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The Best Collection of PGA WAGS
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Elton John Biopic is Going to Happen
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Gael Monfils Tennis Trickshot Supercut
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Star Wars Elevator Prank
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This Stripping Chick Has Great Tits
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50 Pics to Get You Through the Weekend
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Behati Prinsloo in Lingerie for Victoria’s Secret
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I Want to Fuck Schwarzenegger’s GF
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Taxi Driver Never Knew What Hit Him…Seriously Bad Luck. Hoorible…
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Paige Butcher is Ripped in her Bikini
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Naked Cheerleading PRactice
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Mary Kate and Ashley are Now Cougars
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Lucy Pinder Topless Mega Post
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Her Name is Sallie Axl and She’s Got Hilarious Tits
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Taylor Swift Looks like a Sex Doll Because She is One
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Maria Fowler in a Bikini with Huge Tits
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Charlie Sheen Hates Farrah Abraham
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Miranda Kerr a the Airport
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Hey Miss Puffy Nipple
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GoPro POV Crane Climber…
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Hope Solo Naked in ESPN Magazine
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Gymnast Faceplants into Mirror
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20 Hot Pics of Some Bitch Named LAna Tailor
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Survey Says Your Coworkers are Fucking!!!
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Amazing Naked Chick With Amazing Tits
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Reporters VS Animals
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Erin Heatherton Naked in Numero in 2009
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Hot Girls in Front of the Mirror
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Joanna Krupa had a 1 Million Dollar Pre-Divorce Ceremony
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This is the best place to fall in love…
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Latina Bangs the Juices Out of Her
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Amateur Asian VS COCK
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WTF Jerking Technique
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Slut in the Park
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This Video is Called Big Vulva
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Cam Girl Reaches Orgasm
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Hot Ass Play!
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Vagina VS Big Dildo
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Cam Girls Are the Future…
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The Best Big Boy Toys Your Woman Will Love in the Game
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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Watch Live Sports!!
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2013

14

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I figured out where it all went wrong for me. At 15 or 16, I realized that anything you can think of, no matter how weird, awkward, uncomfortable, disgusting, creepy, insane, psychotic, that you can possibly thing of…I’m talking the most vile shit humanly possible, and even shit not humanly possible…

Someone has jerked off to it.

Here are some morning links…

Busty Girls – All Squishy and Shit…
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Robert Downey Jr Ruined a Kids Life…
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Lindsay Lohan Throwback Bikini Pics
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Cat Survives Boa Constrictor
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I want to anal Miley’s Mom
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Cat Plays the Drums
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Thongs to Make You Happy
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Anne V Hot in Elle Russia
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In Russia…Death is Scared of Russians.
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This Dude Dancing at the E3 Expo is Hilarious
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Base Jump Mishap!
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Sandstorm Video of the Day
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One Direction is Releasing a Line of Nail Polish – Makes Sense.
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Farrah Abraham Getting Implants is More Lively Than Farrah Abraham in Porn
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The Creepy Peeper Set to Music Will Make Your Day
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This is the best place to fall in love…
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2013

13

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I think my biological clock is ticking, like the last of my sperms are sending a message to my brain, that despite being a dude, there’s little time left, cuz I just got a boner watching pregnant chicks doing Yoga in the park…and normally I fear the shit….

Here are some stepLINKS…while I cope with this revelation through drink.

Justin Timberlake’s Nose is a Tit
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Kate Upton “Acting” in a bikini
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Girls Who Aren’t in a Bra
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2013 Miss USA Bikini Preliminary Competition
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Massive Flash Flood Video
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The Tonight Show is Changing its Name in 2014
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Beyonce as an Anorexic Model….
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Drunk Girl Ruins Wedding in the Best Possible Way
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Rita Ora Panty Flash!
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All Tough On The Outside, All Pussy On The Inside.
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12 More Reasons Why You Need to Visit Japan
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Nicky Hilton Pokies!
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Get Yourself a Stipper Pole To Have the Best Fucking Entertainment in the GO

5 Modern Problems Superman Can’t Defend
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Kate Upton Gets Ridden Like the Bull that she Is – ON Set
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Kate Middleton is Dressed Horribly
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Crazy Girls at the Russian Clubs
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Hot Bitches Showing Off Their Hot Tan Lines
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Porn for the Ladies -> How To Fold a Shirt in Less Than 2 Seconds
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Some Freak Bitch With the Skinniest Waist Ever
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Ass Fuck. Who’d You Rather? Model or Actor…
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Mia Wasikowska Naked in Stoker
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Are You Taking a Video?
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Ferrari Knocks Every Down…
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Kate Middelton is Having her Baby Under Hypnosis
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I am in love with this ass on the beach…
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Man Calls Police Cuz His Hooker Was Ugly
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Cam With Her Webcams…..
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Idiot Eats a Light Bulb
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What is the Best Cut of Steak
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The Greatest Phone Conversation in Movie History
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Lian Schreuder is a Half Naked Babe
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Miley Making Sex Faces
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Kate Upton Struggles To Contain Her Big Tits In Her Small Bikini
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Letterman Loves Drums
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This Dog is Not The Smartest
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Awesome White Girls Twerks Pantsless
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The Deputy of the CIA is a HUGE Pervert
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The Car Selfie!
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That’s Some Good Shit…Smoked the fuck Out…
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Miley is wearing some CRAZY pants.
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A Really Boring as Fuck Catalog Shoot
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This is the best place to fall in love…
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Girl Uses a Drill-Do on Her Friend
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Lesbian Canbibal Fuck Fest
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Hot Blonde Sex
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Some Big Titties Masturbate
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This Girl Bangs a Sex Machine
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REady To Drop Porn!
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Creepy Asian Cam Girl
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Teen Hides Her Panties in a Weird Place
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Hey There Deliliah – I Like The Way You Spread That Pussy
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Multi Tasking Cam Girl!
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Cam Girls Are the Future…
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The Best Big Boy Toys Your Woman Will Love in the Game
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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Watch Live Sports!!
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2013

13

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I spent my night having great conversations with a girl who whistles when she breathes through her nose thanks to all the shitty blow she’s done the last 16 years, and for some reason, it was a lot of fun, possibly because she was wearing a low cut dress, showing a little ass crack cleavage, but probably because she was a racist fireball filled with hate and anger who likes sucking dick and fisting girls til they squirt in her eye.

It gave me new found hope in humanity. I shoulda taken nude pics.

Here are some morning links…

Kendra Wilkinson is In her Bikini
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Hot Bitches in Towels
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Rita Ora is Fuckign With Madonna….
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Pandhandler Makes a Crazy Recovery After Falling Into Traffic
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Hot Naked Girl in Heels!
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Woman Has a Relationship with a Dude Online – Turns Out to Be her Ex Husband!
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A Crowd at the Concert Singing Bohemian Rhapsody….Weird.
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Alina Baikova is Hot in the Desert
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J.Lo’s Boots Scare Me
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The Jet Bike is Next Level Hipsterism
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21 Minutes of Lesbian Wrestling
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This is the best place to fall in love…
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2013

12

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day


I spent my day asking everyone I know for nudes of the Kanye Mistress being used to promote his new Album and pump some new life into an otherwise uninteresting storyline. This is TV people. We gotta keep the drama going because the second the public loses interest…it’s over.

I figured by looking at her, she’s probably got a ton of nudes, and everyone who has fucked her in this city, and I am sure there is at least one person who has at least titty pics of her.

Now I am forced to go get laser hair removal at the spa she works at and has successfully done her job as marketing manager, drink at the club she works at (that I am banned from), and walk the streets calling her name….because today is her day…next week no one will care…it could be my big story, my Lewinsky…

While I plot my failed strategy, here are some stepLINKS…

Wannabe Fame Whore Fame Whores By Saying She Boned a Fame Whore While His Fame Whore Girl is Knocked Up with a Fame Whore of Tomorrow…Didn’t Actually Bang Kanye
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Eddie Murphy Has Sex with This Maxim Model
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Today in Amazing Hot Booty
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Jennifer Lopez Slutting it Up for Harper’s
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Elsa Hosk for Victoria’s Secret
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Barbara Palvin’s Hottest Photoshoot Ever
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Corgi Loves the Drums
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15 Fit as Fuck Girls
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The Sandlot Actors – Then and Now
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Get Your Bitch a Stripper Pole and Make Her Work for Your in the Privacy of Your Own Home
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Guide Dog Saves His Trainer
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Is Hilary Duff Going Broke?
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Stacy Keibler Lookin’ Hot Showing Some Titty
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Iggy Azalea Big Booty On Stage Making Me Sad She’s Blocked Me”target=”_blank”rel=”nofollow”> GO
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Hot Babe Showing Off Her Vag in the WAter…
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Scary Base JUmp Fail
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Ghost Tits? WTF??!
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Watch Out for that Tree
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Katie Holmes Looks Like a Monster
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Some Party Slut from Greece DJing in Lingerie and It is Awesome
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If You Care About Kate Upton – Guess Who is Fucking Her Big Tits?
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NSFW Heavy Metal Video is Pretty Fucking Weird…and Gay….WTF
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Melissa Satta Looks Hot in her Bikini Too
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Some Chick With Amazing Booty Posing Half Naked in a Tool Shed
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Motor Cycle Wheelie Fail
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Edita Vilkeviciute is Topless for Vogue France and Amazing
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Lady Gaga Scary at a Wedding
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Big Tit Girl On Girl Action
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Caprice is Some Next Level Nude Model….
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A Topless Kate Upton Is Only 21. Wait, What?
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Drunk Girl Taking a Piss in the Elevator….
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Alessandra Ambrosio Paying the Meter in SHORTS!!
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Asian Won’t Stop Jerking It on the Bus
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Autumn Reeser All Pregnant and Shit
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Today in Denise Richards in a Dress NEws…
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50 Best Twist Endings in Movies of All Time….
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A Bunch of Whores in Foil Bikinis
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The Ultimate Filing System
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A Whole Lot of Hot Single Girls…
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This is the best place to fall in love…
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Her Butthole is Acting Up During ORgasm
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Fat Chick Strips Even Though She’s Not Supposed To
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Extreme Fisting the Compilation
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Hot MILF FUCKED
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Big Titty Cam Girl Squirts
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Naked Girl in Kitchen Shows Off Her Deli Meats in her Panties
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Girl Shows Her Tits on Skype
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Big Titty Girl in Red Socks Fucks Herself Proper
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Hot Girl Fucks Herself….
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Cam Girls Are the Future…
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The Best Big Boy Toys Your Woman Will Love in the Game
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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Watch Live Sports!!
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2013

12

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I just woke up…I blame drinking all fucking day and more importantly having no reason to get up…not because I am depressed and want to die, even if I feel like I am dying, but because I’m semi retired/ unemployed and this is how we do things..

Here are a few morning links to start the day…

Kanye West is Cheating with This…..
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Hot Girls in Glasses
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Jackie Chan is Up To Insanity….
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Dog Helps Wheelchair-Bound Owner – Awesome
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Robots Are Taking Over Japan
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The Worst Amanda Bynes Photoshop Fails
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Dogs Vs Citrus
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Car Strikes 2 Pedestrians….
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Hot Tits Posing in a Hot Night Gown of the Day
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I LOVE CAM GIRLS
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2013

11

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t use condoms. I use legally changing my name and moving to another country never to be heard from again, I mean I would if I wasn’t impotent.

What I do know is that every time I stick my dick in a girl, an angel dies.

Here are some stepLINKS….

A Whole Lot of Pics of a Hot Black Chick
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Rachel Uchitel’s in a Bikini
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Game of Thrones Chick Sibel Kekille was a German Pornstar – Here are Some of her Porn Clips (NSFW)
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Melissa Satta Bikini Pics
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Jeep VS Swimming Pool
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Olivia Munn is a Whore I Generally Like to Ignore
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Basketball Bunny….
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Katherine Webb in a Bikini to Celebrate Her Boyfriend Cheating on Her
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20 Funny Pet Store Signs
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Ass Fuck Time Who’d You Rather? Celebrity or Model?
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Katie Holmes Dressed Crazy
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Hot Girls in Glasses
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Olivia Munn Half Naked
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Drunk Protestor Gets Knocked the Fuck Out
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Karina Jelinek Hot Bikini Candids
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I Added Some More Hot Pics of Karlie Kloss for Vogue Turkey
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Veronika London
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7 Legendary Fictional Characters Inspired By Real People
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Dog Refuses TO Share Water With a Tiger
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Soul Calibur Girls in Cosplay
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Hipsters Dressed Like Jackie from Roseanne – HILARIOUS
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Kendall Jenner Wants to Quit the Kardashians…
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Penelope Cruz is the Next Bond Girl.
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Fan Dives Into Bushes for the Baseball
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Careful, Obama Is Now Checking Your Emails…
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The New The Hobbit Trailer
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Girls Showing Off Thigh Gap
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Ariana Grande’s Ass in Leggings
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Hayden Panettiere Hates her Cellulite – To Celebrate Her Cellulite – Here are Pics of It
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Cat Special Forces
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Selena Gomez Looks Horrible
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Claudia Schiffer Not in a Bikini on the Beach
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Teen Mom Farrah is Going to Business School – To Get a Degree in the Business of Sucking Dick
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Edward Snowden’s Girlfriend
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Brad Pitt Posing With Fans
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Hot Girls in Sports Bras
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Kate Hudson on the BEach
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This is the best place to fall in love…
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Game of Thrones Chick Sibel Kekille was a German Pornstar – Here are Some of her Porn Clips (NSFW)
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Chick Masturbating in the Living Room
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This Beer Pong Pussy is my Favorite.
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Perfect Webcam Amateur on Cam
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Outdoor Sex
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Fine Young Amateurs
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Cam Girl Camera Tricks
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Lesbians Eating Each Other Out on the Bus
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Today in Hijab Sex
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Excuse Me Miss – There is Cum on Your Glasses
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Playboy’s Best of Naked Redheads
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3 Fingers 1 Pussy
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Get Your Bitch a Stripper Pole and Make Her Work for Your in the Privacy of Your Own Home
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Cam Girls Are the Future…
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The Best Big Boy Toys Your Woman Will Love in the Game
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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Watch Live Sports!!
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2013

11

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


I did an experiment last night. I asked between 10 and 100 chicks I never talk to but happen to be Facebook friends with “What are you Wearing”…

Every single one of them assumed I was trying to be perverted, like asking a girl about her jeans or period stained sweat pants she’s watching GIRLS in, is hot….because no girls I know sit around in fucking fetish gear.

Maybe I just wanted to know what they were wearing…because I care about fashion…..as I masturbated…

Not everything I do is perverted….just 98 percent of it.

Here are some morning links…

25 Best Comedy All-Star Casts in Movies
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How About Some Tramp Stamps
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Woman Parking Her Car Like a Star
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Dumb and Dumber Sequel Dropped!
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I love this chick going nuts over not getting a receipt…
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Bastard Killer Whale AKA Sea Panda Stealing Fish
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Beer Pong The Vagina Version – AMAZING
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Everyone Wants Gays to Marry – This Gay Wants a Divorce – Cuz Marriage is Unnatural vfor Gays and When They Are Finally Allowed to Have It – They Realize it.
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Some Chick Named Alessia Tedeschi in a Bikini
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32 Goofy Girls Acting Goofy
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Hot Pussy Pic of the Day
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Justene Jaro is Sexy in Leather!
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Supergirl Cosplayers Who Will Make You a Man of Steal
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Olivia Munn in Flare
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This is the best place to fall in love…and by love I mean jerk off….
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