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2013

03

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day


I am sad to be leaving all my new friends in florida…from old leathery skinned fake tithes ladies…to cam girls and porn chicks who like being electrocuted. I thought I would never say that. Florida, up until this weekend has always been a horrible nightmare to me.

Until we meet again motherfuckers….now back to hell real life, with a fat wife, I am finally motivated to escape from…

Stay tuned, we may have to kill her off in this story and go mental, but I am generally too lazy to get off the couch…but at least thinking about it makes it feel like it is going happened. Kinda like staring at chicks and imagining fucking them is almost as good because there’s no lawsuit.

Here are some links…

More Joanna Krupa Topless
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Kris Jenner Has a New Girl to Pimp Out Cuz Kanye Has Girl Making Sperm
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Big Busty as Fuck Girls
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Today in Fail Compilations
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Ashley Tisdale in Daisy Dukes
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No Breasts Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the World War Z Premiere
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There’s a Kate Moss Hologram and She’s Not Even Dead Yet
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TOday in Underboobs
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Elsa Pataky Tits in Romasanta
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Her Name is Ashley James and these are her Panties
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Father and 2 Year Old Playing Beatles…
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Haters May Call Taylor a Slut Who Gets Naked in Pics…I call her Lovely.
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Cameron Diaz is Feeding her Boyfriend…
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Cam With Her Webcams…..
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Hey Girls – Bring In the Backs
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Sophie Turner Tweets Her Ass
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J.Lo is Cheating on her Tween Lover with Pitbull
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Amanda Bynes Former Co-Stars are Worried About Her – Because it Gets Them in the News – Ride The Wave Motherfucker.
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Lindsay Lohan Rehab Update!
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Pauley Perrette Pokies!
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Katie Banks Masked and Busty as Fuck
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Blogger Shows Us Her Tits
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Tap Dancing Seagull
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Hot Nude Model Showing her Vagina
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Amazing Video of a Dude Calling a Girl a Hoe Before Slapping Her to the Ground – WTF
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Irina Shayk Hiding from the Paparazzi
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This Nude Model has Awesome Tits
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Isabela Soncini
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Pug Video of the Day
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This is One Hot Slut
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College Post Game Silliness
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What Girls Say Vs What Girls Mean – Topless
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Julianne Moore Pantsless for Madame Figaro
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So Many Bikinis
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Fall in Love With Hot Free Cam Girls….I Know I Did – Dusty Destin…
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Pre-Mature Ejaculation Porn is the Funniest
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Weird as Fuck African Gang Bang Fesitval
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Some Cam Girl’s Vagina Show
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Cute Skinny Girl Gets Fucked
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Today in Fisting
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Dude Wanking on Unwilling Women is Hilarious
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Even When Your Dick Does Work, Fucking a Girl Til She Cums with a Vibe is Awesome….
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Cam Girls are People Too…People I Like to Masturbate To….
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My New favorite Thing Before Bed -> PHONE SEX!
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Girls Hate Your Balding Hair – That’s Why You Don’t Get Laid – Fix It…
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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2013

03

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am still trapped in Florida. I came down here for the Exxxotica convention to hang with Teen Mom and all my lovely girlfriends who get fucked or just masturbate in video, as well as the weirdo Florida creepers who are insane fans of these girls….

Right now, I am knee deep in tanned, blonde, fit looking 50 year old women with fake tits looking for cock….all leathery, dry, and capable of using KY as good as homosexual at a bathhouse…and I’m loving every second of watching them try to get laid.

All while the actual babes are still in their hotel rooms, recovering from the show, without me there brushing their hair, and giving them a back massage with my semen.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Michael Douglas Got Throat Cancer From Eating HPV Ridden Celebrity Cunt
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Ireland Baldwin Crotch Shot for the Win
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Kate Moss in a Leopard Bikini
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Japan’s YoYo Champion Showing the Fuck Off
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Today in Celebrity Birthdays – Who Gives a Fuck
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Legs for Fucking Days….
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Weekly Round-Up of WTF
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Scott Disick’s Greatest Moments in GIFs are ridiculous
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Cody The Screaming Dog
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Animals Behaving Like Humans
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Bikini of the Day – Sharni Vinson
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Pet Crow Taking a Bath….
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World’s Most Contagious Prank
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Hugh Jackman’s Answer To Homosexual Singing – Getting Monster Arms
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Fall in Love With Hot Free Cam Girls….
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2013

31

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Heading to the porn convention in Fort Lauderdale, gonna try to make magic – but may end up arrested, kicked out, or murdered before I even get started thanks to being hated by most porn chicks and their body guards and purse holding boyfriends…

Follow me on TWITTER TO KEEP UP

I Hope I Get THe Chance to Get TEEN MOM THE SQUIRTER TO LET ME DRINK HER SQUIRT

Here are some stepLINKS…

Gwen Stefani Throwback Bikini Pics.
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Nikki Leigh in Her Lingerie
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Philip Seymour Hoffman is a Heroin Addict – Not Surprising
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Girls in Front of the Mirror
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Kat Von D Throwback Slutty Pics
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Taking the Exit Like a Boss
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Playboy Cyber Girl Photoshoot Video
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Man Vs Water Cannon
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Jessica Bueno is Pretty Fucking Bueno
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Milla Jovovich is Now Living in a Glass House
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The Amy Adams Crotch Shot…
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Today in Courtney Love Excitement
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Petra Benova and Her Lesbian on the Beach
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Brave Ducks Take a Leap of Faith
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Sarah Shahi in a Bikini
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Some Chick Named Cara Santana’s Hot Tight Body
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Holly Gibson’s Sex Strip
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Salma Hayek Ass in Jeans
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Girl Gets Hit By a Car – Loses Her Shoes – Hope They Are Ok
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Goshawk in Slow Motion
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Wacking Off On Unsuspecting Girls in Bikinis – Is Probably Illegal
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Greek Newscast Accidentally Shows Porn
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Hot Chick for XXL Magazine Russia
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Hot Lesbians Eating Each Other Out on the Bus
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Hot Titty Model Grabbing Her TIts
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Check Out These Greek Sluts…
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Pauley Perrette Pokies
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Hot Girlfriends….
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Some Porn Lesbians WHo Pretend They Live Together
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Ass Picture of the Day
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Nude Girl Singer Song Writer….Covering Nirvana
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Seren Gibson Hot Glamour Model Tits…
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Houseboat Slide Fail
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Holy Fuck – Base Jumper Shoot Fail – Fail Caught on Video
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Talia is a Skinny Blonde Nude Chick…
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Funny Prank Text to Send Your GF – I’ve Done Worse Often
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Guy Who Photoshops Himself into Pics of Celebrities
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Miguel Might Get Sued for Crushing a Bitch
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Throwback Rihanna Ass in Concert…
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Fall in Love With Hot Free Cam Girls….
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Girl Fucks Dude While Friend Keeps Watch
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3 Girls Dancing on Cam
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Redhead Jerks off Two Dudes
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Some Cam Girl Tits
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Mom Keeps Crying During Anal
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Even When Your Dick Does Work, Fucking a Girl Til She Cums with a Vibe is Awesome….
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Cam Girls are People Too…People I Like to Masturbate To….
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My New favorite Thing Before Bed -> PHONE SEX!
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Girls Hate Your Balding Hair – That’s Why You Don’t Get Laid – Fix It…
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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2013

31

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The out pouring of girls who have reached out knowing that I am in florida has been too intense to manage. I wish their were more of me, or at least one of me with a dick that worked to take advantage of all these average looking drunk American girls…who are really not as obese as I expected…but who unfortunately think they are super models because they aren’t obese, like they are the “Hot ones”….at least the booze never lets me down, even if it is slowly killing me, at least it is killing me right.

Here are some morning links…

Hot Girls Bending at the Waist
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The Gayest Picture of Colin Farrell Ever…
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Busy Phillipps is ABout to Explode or Star in Ready or Drop Porn
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The Sea of Monsters Trailer
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BMX Bike Tricks
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Pull UP Bar Fail
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The Michael Jackson of Cotton Candy
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Oprah Gets an Honorary Degree Because She Hasn’t Been Given Enough
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Hot Chicks Blow Drying Their Asses
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Samanth Gradoville in Latin Vogue Lookin’ Good.
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TONIGHT I WILL BANG A GIRL FROM THIS SITE –
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2013

30

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Hey Florida…the girls aren’t as fat, toothless, inbred and poor looking as I expected…In fact there are a lot of fit bitches with fake tits who look like they have a lot of bi-racial babies with their drug dealing boyfriend they met at the club they used to bar tend at…10 years earlier…before retiring and embracing the golden years…now let’s bang out….I’ll pretend I can make you famous if it helps…you lower your standards…..

Here is the stepLINKS

Rihanna Likes the Pain of Getting a Brazilian Wax…Obviously…
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Miley Cyrus Tweeted a Pic of Her in a Wedding Dress to Celebrate her Break Up with her Fiance She Pretended She Didn’t Break Up With
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Hey Girls Burn Your Bras!!! Here’s a Lot of Pics of Girls With No Bra
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Melissa Riso Sucking a Cake Pop….
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Don’t Fuck with Beyonce’s Ass…Seriously…That Shit is Evil….
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Isla Fisher See Thru to Bra
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Rihanna fan Says Rihanna’s Lipstick Gave Her Herpes – WTF
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Lauren Pope’s Bikini Cameltoe
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Emma Watson Talks BLING RING
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Giraffe Mating Fail
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Hot Chicks Blow Drying Their Asses
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Some Amazing Pool Shots
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The Ultimate Dance Compilation
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Two Hot Thai GIrls….on Webcam
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Her Name is Jordan Carver and She’s got Huge Tits
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Eliza Doolittle in Some Hot Cut Out Outfit
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Olivia Wilde’s Bikini Pics Don’t End
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Patrick Stewart Ate His First Slice of Pizza at 72
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Take THAT Bitch!
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Bored Car Model – Spices Things Up
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Photograph Tattoo Fails….Amazing…
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Some Random Model You’ll Want to Bang in a Bikini
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Cassie Hot as Fuck for Esquire
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Animals Vs Mirrors
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A Cat in Boots
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Head Spin on a Tin Can
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20 GIFS of Exercise Mishaps
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Why Couldn’t This Dog Rip This Fucker Apart?
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Here’s an Amazing Mug Shot
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Oh Hi Jenna Haze in Lingerie
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Drunken Sex While Driving – Leads to Accident
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Julianne Hough Beater and Yoga Pants Showing Stomach
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Esquire Has Their Own TV Network
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Penelope Cruz’s Pregnant Belly
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These Tits are Substantial….
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Jennifer Nicole Lee’s Bikini Titty Slip
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Brooke Burke Still Hot
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Headstand Beer Chug Fail
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Pregnant Kim Kardashian Has Been Getting Botox…I Think That’s the Least of her or her Baby’s Concerns
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Hot Babes in Towels…
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Fall in Love With Hot Free Cam Girls….
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Shameless Lesbians Caught Eating Pussy on the Bus…
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Girl Makes Herself Cum with Bathtub Faucet…Fun
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Worm in the Hole Will Freak You the Fuck Out….
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Road Head Mess When Girl Refuses to Swallow
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Fat Chick With a Huge Dick – Is a Weird Fetish
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Girlfriend Surprised by Cumshot
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Even When Your Dick Does Work, Fucking a Girl Til She Cums with a Vibe is Awesome….
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Cam Girls are People Too…People I Like to Masturbate To….
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My New favorite Thing Before Bed -> PHONE SEX!
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Girls Hate Your Balding Hair – That’s Why You Don’t Get Laid – Fix It…
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Get the Farrah Abraham Sex Tape
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2013

30

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am in Florida…despite everything I have against Florida. Intentionally coming here is almost crazy,

This radio ad featuring “My Pussy and My Crack” remixed has been the excitement…..

This has been the erotica because all the bitches here are old…even the ones jogging with tight bodies have seen better days…4 decades ago.

I am here for some porn convention and not the NBA playoffs, because as much as I hate Porn and porn stars, they are funny to pay 400 dollars an hour to fuck as they escort to supplement their income.

If you’re in Florida, this is your weekend to fuck professionals – here’s a listing of the porn girls who are here hooking

Here are some morning links….

A Whole Lot of Redheads Posing like Sluts….Not Freaks.
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Olivia Wilde Paddleboarding in a Bikini
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Grumpy Cat is Getting a Movie…..
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This Cannes Cleavage Is Not That Bad
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Old Man Tries Pot for the First Time
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Lebron James – King of the Flop
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Monica Bellucci in Her Bra
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Some Dude Literally Getting Tea Bagged
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Girl’s Gone Wild at a Bachelorette Party!
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Crane Operator Fail
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Every Morning Needs to Start With Priapism (prolonged erection) Emergency Procedures – Thanks Youtube
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My Life is Always Better With Young Girls Getting Naked for Free Who in Another Era Would Probably be Working the Ice Cream Shop…
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2013

29

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m going to EXXXOTICA….a porn convention and I’m gonna eat me a lot of peaches….only these peaches aren’t free they charge by the hour….and reality is I probably won’t be eating anything, but hot dogs while waiting in line with a bunch of pervert weirdos hoping to get a shout out even though I fucking hate porn and porn bitches…

I am sure that Florida and at one point in the history of Florida, before the car lots, the fast food joints, the old dying people, the white trash in crazy pants and mullets, was once considered exotic….

Today, I consider it the asshole of America, the chode the growth that should have been removed, the most horrible place in the world…but maybe I’ll get this wetback tanned..

Here are some stepLINKS while I fly…


J.Lo’s Cameltoe
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Girls in Tight Dresses
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Heather Graham’s Bikini
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Robbie Williams Has a Soccer Field At His House He Just Sold – Not Bad for a Fag
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Hey Candace – Nice Hand Bra
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Miranda Kerr has Good Face
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Amazing Disgruntled Employee Revenge
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Titty Slip and Vag Flash…to Get Noticed…
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Mom and Daughter Porn Tag Team Are Alright By Me
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Hot Import Model Instagram Pics
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Emma Stone Boring in a Blazer
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These New Britney Bikini Pics Make Me Want To Jerk Off.
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49 Hoaxes People Believed
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Marique Schimmel See Through in Vogue
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The Joys of Driving With a Slut
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Hot Blonde Talked into Showing her Tits While Skiing
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Fat Granny Pissing in Grandpa’s Face
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Naked Pregnant Chick Bouncing on a Ball
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The Best Melanie Iglesias Instagram Pics
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Stacey Poole Nude Video!
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Cool Diving Catch
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Luciana Is Hot – Naked and Amazing
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Miley Cyrus is Officially Single – Who Cares
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A Whole Lot of Models in Vogue Japan
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Some Cat Malfunctions.
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A Whole Lot of Booty!
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Fall in Love With Hot Free Cam Girls….
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This Girl Can’t Cum Without a Little Anal Play
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When Porn Shoots Go Off the Rails
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Cam Girls Give me Boners…
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Two Teens Vs a Double Ended Dildo
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Even When Your Dick Does Work, Fucking a Girl Til She Cums with a Vibe is Awesome….
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Cam Girls are People Too…People I Like to Masturbate To….
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My New favorite Thing Before Bed -> PHONE SEX!
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Girls Hate Your Balding Hair – That’s Why You Don’t Get Laid – Fix It…
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Get the Farrah Abraham Sex Tape
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

29

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Some days I feel like I need to be more substantial. The internet is a competitive place. I should be covering events, interviewing notable people, making viral videos or a youtube channel…top 10 lists, releasing music, you know really delivering a quality experience, but then I go out drinking and forget all that nonsense, thanks to the titties, as I throw one dollar coins at strippers, which doesn’t quite have the same effect as making it rain, it’s more about making it hail. Thanks Canadian money system…

Here are some Morning Links…

Victoria’s Secret Printed a Vintage Kate Upton Pic to Ride the Kate Upton Wave of Fat…
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Breaking News -> Anne Hathaway Has Brown Hair Again
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People Having Fun with Record Sleeve Art
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Harry Potter Says He Would Return to Harry Potter Movies – Obviously…That’s all He’s Good For…
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The Worlds Most Talented Bear
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The World Record Base Jump Off Everest
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Hot 100 Bikini Contest
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15 Sexy Girls From Social Media
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Her Name is MArique Schimmel and She’s Hot for Harper’s Bazaar
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Some Crazy Dashboards!
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Fall in Love With Hot Free Cam Girls….
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2013

28

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m drunk. Not because I like to numb the pain that is living my life as me, but because after laughing at my life all day, it’s time to celebrate the absurdity….with titties and booze…or just booze…cuz right now the only titties I see are in the magical place I call the stepLINKS…

Here are some stepLINKS…..

Fat at 17, 6 Foot 2, Irelend Baldwin, Flat Ass Crotch Shot in a Bikini….
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Leonardo DiCaprio is Dating another Victoria’s Secret Model, Cuz It is Part of Victoria’s Secret PR Strategy, This Time Toni Garrn….
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Some Trashy Bitch Named Ashley Kirk in a Bikini
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Hot Girls in Sports Bras
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Holly Weber is a Hot half Naked Model with a Hand Bra
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Rush Hour Traffic in Saigon Vietnam is Something I’d Like Kim Kardashian To Walk Through Blind Folded…
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Some Dude’s Creative Bike Tricks
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Hasselhoff’s New House is Pretty Serious
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Cat Boarding is a Ridiculous New Sport
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Is this Miley Topless Pic Legit
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Scarjo Slutty in a Red Dress
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Nikki Leigh is Some Playboy Chick in a Bikini Photoshoot…..
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Dark Haired and Exotic with a Pink Floral Pussy Spread – Admit You Liked That Caption.
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As a Golden Girls Fan…This Bea Arthur Naked Painting that Sold for 1.9 Million Gives Me Boners – Even If I am Still Convinced She has A Dick
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Ben Affleck Gets an Honorary Degree for Doing Absolutely Nothing
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The Science of Women Cheating…
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Mel B Slutting Out in a Bikini
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Erica Mena
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Model “JAC” Topless for Vogue
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Scarjo to Play Hilary Clinton – Damn She’s Old News
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Some Chick Named Nabilla Benattia in FHM With Massive Tits
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Nina Agdal Goes to Prom
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Tramp Stamp Tuesday
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Mila Kunis is Over and Done With
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Ashley Kirk Showing Her Ass Crack….
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Kelly Rowland Featuring Beyonce – Featuring Shoot Me in the Dick
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Homemade Light Saber for the Nerds
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Cool Train Explosion…
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Some Bid Named Nicole Murphy in a Bikini in Hawaii
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Kenyan High School High Jump Contest
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Big Tits Playing Golf
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Lauren Pope and Chloe Sims in Bikinis in Marbella
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UFC Girls in a Sexy Bikini Bash
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Courtney Love is Giving Amanda Bynes Advice – Sounds like a Win
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Kimberly Garner in a Bathing Suit in Cannes
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Ass Fuck Time. Do You Like Skinny Or Round?
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Girl Taking a Huge Shit Debunks All Myths That Girl’s Don’t Shit……Why Did They Film This? What Did She Eat? My God……This is so disgusting….
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Rita Rusic Sloppy Old Lady in a Pink Bikini….
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Slip And Slide Trick Shot
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Nell McAndrew in a Bikini for Fabulous
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Some Curvy Girl Showing Off Her Curves
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Carmen Ortega Modeling on a Motorcycle….
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Candice Swanepoel’s Pussy On Your Head? Yes Please!
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A Whole Lot of Selfies
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Fall in Love With Hot Free Cam Girls….
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Girl Shoves a Cucumber in Her Friends’ Ass
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Girl Gets Busted Eating Her Friend Out on the Train
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Cam Girl Plays With Her Tits
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Shy Naked Girl Get’s Fingered
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Girl Masturbates on the Front Porch…With a Wand…Like Harry Potter.
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Even When Your Dick Does Work, Fucking a Girl Til She Cums with a Vibe is Awesome….
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Cam Girls are People Too…People I Like to Masturbate To….
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My New favorite Thing Before Bed -> PHONE SEX!
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Girls Hate Your Balding Hair – That’s Why You Don’t Get Laid – Fix It…
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Get the Farrah Abraham Sex Tape
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

28

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The highlight of my night was probably telling a hooker cam girl that I loved her…

The highlight of my day was not Mark Ruffalo telling me my jerking off, or what he calls FRACKING, lowers the value of my house by 24 percent.

Here are some morning links…

Olivia Wilde Still in a Bikini on a Paddle Board….Her Real Name Still Olivia Cock-Burn
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Cute Girls – In Bed
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Two People You Don’t Care About Got Married – Yay…I guess
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Candice Swanepoel’s Booty in a Yellow Bikini
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Reporter Finishes Segment After an ATV Crash
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Chinese Farmer Builds His Own Bionic Arm
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Old Man Does Skateboard Tricks
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25 Forgotten Sexy Actresses…
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Hipster Looking Babe with Small Tits Shows Us her Asshole.
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The Best Book To Pretend To Read in Public
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I Fell In Love With a Redheaded Girl who Lives 3 Hours Away from Me and Who Masturbates for Free on this Site
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