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2013

27

May

stepLINKS of the Day

My favorite thing about Memorial Day….is all the sluts…in bikinis…raging…#fact.

Here are some stepLINKS to get you through these lonely nights….at least that I am assuming are lonley nights because if you are here, you clearly have no soul and thus no family or girls who have sex with you…

Her Name is Amanda Bynes and I Love Her
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Girls in Lingerie
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Playboy Chicks at the Pool
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Hot Girls Explain the Rules of Rugby
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Hilary Rhoda is Hot in Vogue Paris
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A Whole Lot of Pics from Cannes
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Some May Call her a Slut With Fake Tits Modeling Half Naked….I Call Her A Gift From Heaven
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I would love to soil Nicole Kidman’s White Dress
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Robbery Goes Bad for the Robber….
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Some Candice Swanepoel in a Yellow Bikini….
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Kate Upton vs Alice Goodwin Tits Competition
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Her Name is Anais and This is Her Butt Crack That Is The Gateway to her Anus
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Boobs and Pancakes for my Trailer Park Friends.
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Is Amy Adams Wearing Panties…
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Nene Leakes See Through to Scary Huge Tits
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Close Up Boob Massage
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Naked Girl on a Motorbike…
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Angry Bobcat Gets Released!
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The Best Movies Released on Memorial Day Weekend
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Her Name is Jamie Chung and She’s Got Hot Cleavage.
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It’s not Memorial Day without Shrapnel Removal!
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Hot Girls With Big TIts…
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Funny Cop Chasse Fail…
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Lesbian Foam Party!
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Kelly Andrews is a Busty as Fuck Brunette…..
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Hot Girl Spreading Her Ass on the Beach.
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Naked and Amazing – Small Nippled Babe in the Water……
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Little Kid Falls Asleep at the Wheel….
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The Lowest Fly Bys….
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Watch Hot Free Cam Girls….
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Cam Girl Shows Off Blowjob Skills
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Happy Memorial Day Strip
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Hidden Cam in the Shower
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2 Bored Babes Naked on Cam
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22 Minute Amateur Fuck
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Cock Torture is a Thing…
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Bored Girls Masturbates on the Plane
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Girl Gets Off While Driving in Speeding Car
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Casana Lei is a Great Lookin Pornstar
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Amateur Girl Gets Naughty in the Bath Tub
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Start a Sex Toy Collection to Use on Girls…These Are The Best Out There.
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I Love Phone Sex – It’s Some Throwback To an Old Classic – First 3 Minutes Free – Try It
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Free Cam Girls are the Future of Porn…
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Girls Hate Your Balding Hair – That’s Why You Don’t Get Laid – Fix It…
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Get the Farrah Abraham Sex Tape
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2013

27

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

There is something very unsettling when I opened my facebook and twitter today and saw people writing “happy memorial day” to each other. To me, that is like saying “happy funeral”, it just doesn’t make sense, unless it is your ex-wife’s funeral, or some asshole you hate…but the whole backstory of memorial day is remembering those who fought for your country….many who died for your country…but I guess like everything else in life, it’s become some self absorbed excuse to have fun…and get drunk at BBQs on a day off the government was nice enough to give you….because working 3 months for free to pay them to live here isn’t enough….

Here are some stepLINKS….

A Lot of Girls With Bit Tits
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J.Lo’s Cameltoe Confuses Me
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This is the Scariest Looking Bitch to Ever Be in Movies.
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I Wish The Fresh Prince Reunion Got Bombed.
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Big Fucking Titties is the Theme of the Day
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Ashley TIsdale Brings Her Mom on Sexy Photoshoots
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This Fit, Small Titty, Blonde and Naked Chick Is Pretty Alright…
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Definitely my Favorite Free Cam Site Around To Masturbate To….
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2013

24

May

stepLINKS of the Day

It is the long weekend – I don’t see why any of you assholes are on the computer. You should be out there taking advantage of drunk girls getting ready for the summer…..even if you don’t talk to girls, and even if the weather is shitty and no one likes you, you can at least go out there and stare awkwardly and creepily at bitches…I know I do….and I will but before I go….

Here are some amazing, life changing, exciting, stepLINKS…while you celebrate fallen soldiers who died for your country with BBQs…..

Some Chick Named Melissa Riso Hot in a Bikini
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Some Mariah Carey on GMA Busting Out of her Dress
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55 Pics of Babes Taking Selfies In Front of the Mirror
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Dazed and Confused Sequel is Happening…Really?
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Sergeant Saves a Soldier’s Life
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Hot Little Blonde Chick in Jean Shorts
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Selena Gomez is on a Date with a 14 Year Old Black Kid
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Rosario Dawson Upskirt
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Girls With ReallY Big Tits
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10 Ways to Get a Girl into a the Backseat of the Car
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Lion Gets His Teeth Cleaned by a Dog
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Mariah Carey and Some Wild Cleavage
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Rosie Huntington At Some Aids Awards Event Lookin’ Hot…
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Kristen Stewart is Handling her Break-Up like a Gangster
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Cats Taking Selfies…
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Her Name is Monday Bar and She’s a Legendary Babe
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The World is a Better Place with Cam Girls….
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Izabel Goulart Legs
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Really Fat Girl Taking the Shower
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Crazy Singapore Burger Maker…..
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Pizza Delivery Guy Sabotaging a Pizza
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Irina Shayk’s Got a Good Dress On…
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Cold, Hard Wet Nipples. Bitch Gets My Vote!
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Big Tits on an Exercise Bike
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Some Nude Model Named Caitie Minx in Stockings…
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This Chick Dionne Daniels is Like a Young Britney Spears With Better Implants.
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This Amanda Bynes Wig is Hysterical
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I Like the Amanda Bynes Mug Shot
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Disgusting Ingrown Hair Clump…..
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A Whole Lot of Pics of Girls with Underboob
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Kate Upton and a Whole Lot of Bikini Pics for Beach Bunny…..
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Julianne Moore’s Photoshoot for Some Magazine To Remind Me That I Love Her Red Bush
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The Worst Scooter Driver in History
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Kurt Cobain’s Daughter Hates the Kardashians.
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Amazing Girl With Really Small Tits Topless (and bottomless) Modeling…
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Watch Hot Free Cam Girls….
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January Jones, Self Absorbed Cunt?
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German Amateur Dildos Herself on the Train
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Teen Amateur With Bush in Some Self Made Porn…..
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Dude Flashes His Chick’s Asshole to the Camera
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Pregnant Girl Gets Fucked
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Grandma Blowjob is Horrible…..
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Hot Topic Emo Chick Blowjob
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A Couple Hot Young Girls Topless
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Crazy Chick with Great Tits
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Big Boobed Girlfriend with Dildo……
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Start a Sex Toy Collection to Use on Girls…These Are The Best Out There.
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I Love Phone Sex – It’s Some Throwback To an Old Classic – First 3 Minutes Free – Try It
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Free Cam Girls are the Future of Porn…
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Girls Hate Your Balding Hair – That’s Why You Don’t Get Laid – Fix It…
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Get the Farrah Abraham Sex Tape
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2013

24

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Last night….a girl wouldn’t show me her asshole. Part of me died.

Today….someone told me to wear skate shoes to work and call a co-worker a square. But I don’t have a job, and calling my wife a square would just confuse everyone, she’s more of a sphere.

Keep it gangster by dropping out of society, or just enjoy your long weekend….

Here are some morning hangover stepLINKS….

Amanda Bynes Has Officially Been Arrested….
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The Xbox One Reveal in 2 Minutes…Because You Care…You Gaming Weirdo….
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We Didn’t Start the Viral…..Video….What?
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Morgan Freeman Falls Asleep During an Interview….
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Swing VS a Kid
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30 Things You Didn’t Know About the Cast of The Hangover III
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Lucky Rally Car Driver….
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Maya Rudolph and Danny McBride Pose for Awkward Family Photos….
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This Korean Loves Food…
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From Russia with WTF
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Mel B Shoves Her Pussy in Her Husband’s Face while Wearing a Bikini
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Nicole Kidman is a Real Life Stepford Wife….and I Like It…
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Watch Hot Free Cam Girls….
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2013

23

May

stepLINKS of the Day

So far the failed pick-up line of the day is “I want your wet yogurt dripping off my face”….for some reason, bitches be lactose intolerant or some shit, even though yogurt is always wet, and helps regulate their yeast infection bacteria composition…..

I feel like I can do better though, I guess hard drinking, in public, will be the answer to that…despite my hatred for bars, mainly because dudes always try to roofie girls, and girls never try to roofie me….it’s affects my self esteem at its core….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Taylor Swift Impersonator Gets Beat for Looking Like Taylor Swift
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I Thought Brittany Murphy Was Dead – Why is She At this Event? Why Do I Want Her Corpse In My Mouth.
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Helen Flanagan’s Got Hard Nipples
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The Deleted Scene from Into the Darkness is the Gayest Thing You’ll See All Day
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I Am Sure Tom Cruise Never Sucked These Nipples
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Psychiatrist Analyzes Bieber’s Breakdown
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Stills from the Jennifer Aniston Stripping Scenes
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Family Comes Out of Cellar After Tornado
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This Korean Man LOVES Food
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Sara Jean Underwood Goes In For A Rim Job
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Psycho GF Public Break Up
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Pigeon Does a Backflip
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Stephanie Larimore Posing in Her Lingerie….
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10 Facebook Status Updates
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In Case You Missed It – Jennifer Lawrence as Mystique
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A Whole Lot of Olivia Munn GIFS
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I Have a Crush on Amanda Bynes in this Topless Pic
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Stupid Ass Snake Suicide
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I masturbate to a girl on this Free Cam Site At Least Once A Week….
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Carmen Electra in a Bikini in Dubai
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Vanessa Hudgens is Picking Her Nose
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Girls Showing Off Their Awesome Booties…
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Dachshund Cleans Lions Teeth
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Busty Eveline Has Great Tits
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Maria Menounos vs Lucy Hale
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Lovely in Cannes
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Victoria Silvstedt is Hooking in Cannes….in a Bikini
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How About a Little Waka Flocka in Studio Video…
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Xbox One Internet Reactions
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Stats Link High IQs to Having Hyper Sex Drives….
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Cute Girl Pissing….
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Joseph Gordon-Levitt in a Movie with Scarlett Johansson….
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I Am Kinda Turned On my Jennifer Lawrence
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Bitch Brings Her Tits To Cannes…
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Lucy Collett Big Titties for NUTS
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Amanda Bynes Tried to Board the Plane Using Google as an ID
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Tara Reid at the Fast and the Furious Premiere
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Ellie Goulding in Status Magazine
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Some Hot Nude Model……
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Barbara Palvin Scares Me
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Please Don’t Fuck My Ass Tonight…Weurdest Song Ever
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Alice Eve’s Breasts on Conan
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The Tallest High School Basketball Player Has a Serious Unfair Advantage
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Morgan Freeman Falls Asleep During an Interview…
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TO WATCH AN EXCLUSIVE CLIP FROM HER SEX TAPE / PORN TAPE IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY
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Crazy Girl Shoves Things in Her Ass
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Amateur Face Fuck
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Cam Girl Spreads her Ass
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Some Great Webcam Tits
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Girls Get Facials
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Girl Fucks a MArker…
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Amateur Girl Hits Pain Threshold
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Girl’s Nude Cam Feed Leaked to the Internet…..
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Start a Sex Toy Collection to Use on Girls…These Are The Best Out There.
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I Love Phone Sex – It’s Some Throwback To an Old Classic – First 3 Minutes Free – Try It
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Free Cam Girls are the Future of Porn…
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Is your hair thinning? Do girls you fuck hate it? Do you hate it? Well then stop it.
GO

Get the Farrah Abraham Sex Tape
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2013

23

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I saw the Hangover 3….I am not sure why…I am not a super fan who needs to be at the opening night of really anything, in fact I actually don’t care at all about any of that shit, but it happened randomly, so I went with it…..

The highlight of the night was partially realizing how idiotic the general public are. I forget sometimes, thanks to being a reclusive hermit….you know actually seeing what jokes they laugh at….or maybe it was the fact that I saw the whole movie in the fucking trailer. Not one joke left out.

My biggest criticism, other than that I fell asleep, trying to touch the girl next to me, is that none of them were wasted the entire movie…and that’s a tragedy for something called the hangover…

Not that it matters, they don’t pay me to write this shit….but they should…cuz I am actually hungover….

Here are some links….

I want to move into Amanda Bynes’ Apartment
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Jennifer Aniston as a Stripper…
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Cindy Crawford is Hot for Harper’s Bazaar
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A Whole Lot of Underboob Pics
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Girls Who Take Selfies
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How To Pick Up Dudes in the Hood
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This Girl Takes Photo Of Herself Everyday for the last 4.5 Years – Unfortunately not Nude Pics….
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Emma Roberts is Going to Be on American Horror Story
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Poor Kid Waterslide – Hilarious How Poor They are
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The Pope Says Atheists Go to Heaven…
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I masturbate to a girl on this Free Cam Site At Least Once A Week….
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2013

22

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t know about you, but I like that girls are self serving opportunists because it usually means they prostitute out to dudes and even if those dudes aren’t me, I just like that it happens…

I also like my friendship with Ireland Baldwin….and our turbulent friendship…..

1- She called me gross then blocked me….because no one likes being called Teen Mom….even though I think Teen Mom is a lovely thing….

2- Then she followed me, because I guess she realized dirty isn’t so bad….

3- Then I apologized, because I’m a gentleman and ladies love my charming ways…and she decided I’m not so dirty, even though I am….

Here are some stepLINKS…..

Blac Chyna’s Got a Ridiculous Booty….in Leggings…What The Fuck Am I Looking At
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A woman’s Abs are Magical Thing….
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Paz De La Huerta is Looking Fucking Rugged
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Ellie Goulding in Status Magazine….
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Some Kid Singing
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Shock Kissing Prank
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Michelle Heaton Fitness Bikini
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50 Common Misquotes…
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How To Pick Up Dudes in the Hood
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Chanel Iman Poses in a Hot 80s Inspired Porn Video
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15 Girls Pretty and Wild…
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Insane Artist Can’t Take Criticism
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Katie Holmes in a Wet T-Shirt
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Lover Escapes Cheating Wife’s Husband By Jumping Through a Window….
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Alessandra Ambrosio in her Pajamas
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Wet British Camel Toe
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Some Never Before Heard Spice Girls Song…
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I masturbate to a girl on this Free Cam Site Once a Week For Free….
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14 Year Old Crushes Van Halen
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Emilia Clarke Nude Bath Scene
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Backyard White Trash Dental
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Rosario Dawson’s Upskirt on the Red Carpet
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Some Kelly Brook Lookin’ Hot
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Jose Canseco’s Being Investigated for Rape
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I Would Do Blow Off This Chicks Ass Anyday!
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!! Free 50 Minutes.
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Leanna Decker in a Little Bikini
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The Baby Bachelor Episode 2
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Her Name is Heather Joy and She’s Too Cute for Porn…
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Maryan Linchuk in a Bikini at the Beach
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The World is a Better Place with Cam Girls….
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The Chicks from Hollyoaks Topless!
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The Hottest Pictures of Old Celebrities
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Sharon Stones Weird See Through Dress
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The Hottest Pic of Katie Price You’ll See Today
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I don’t think She’s a Real Redhead – But She is Real Naked
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So Many Hot Fit Girls….
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Hottest Granny Pic You’ll See All Day
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Stoner Dad Takes a Bong Hit
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The Miranda Kerr Topless Pics I Posted Last Week – Revisited with more Wetness
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Dog Confused By a Fart Machine
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Girls in Tight Fucking Dresses
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TO WATCH AN EXCLUSIVE CLIP FROM HER SEX TAPE / PORN TAPE IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY
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19 Year Old’s Asshole Acting Up…
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Girl Jerks Off Wiyh Nunchucks
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18 Year Old Squirts in a Cocktail Glass
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Beach Threesome!
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Amazing Teen on Cam Playing With her Tits
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Today in Amateur Sex!
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MILF Gives a Massage
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Cam Girl Huge Tits Squirting
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Young Amateur Sucking Dick
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Cam Girl Vs a Dildo
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Free Cam Girls are the Future of Porn…
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Start a Sex Toy Collection to Use on Girls…These Are The Best Out There.
GO

I Love Phone Sex – It’s Some Throwback To an Old Classic – First 3 Minutes Free – Try It
GO

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Is your hair thinning? Do girls you fuck hate it? Do you hate it? Well then stop it.
GO

Get the Farrah Abraham Sex Tape
GO

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2013

22

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Giving my phone number out to random people on the internet out of boredom has proven to be both the best decision and worst decision of my internet life. I’ve been getting prank calls all night and haven’t even got one titty pic…

It was an experiment that like most experiments I partake in, was also a fail…

Here are some morning links….

Lance Armstrong Asked Some Bitch to Eat His Ass Out
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For the Nerds – Here’s the New Man of Steel Trailer
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Horrible News of the Day – Will Smith is Getting Back into Music with Kanye West…in a Homosexual Retreat….
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Zombie Feast – Drive Thru Prank
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Girls in Slutty Dresses
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Busty Naked Chick of the Day
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A Dude in Florida Stopped During a Police Chase to Steal Beer
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50 Pics of an Import Model
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Light Stick Show……is the Gayest Thing You’ll See Today….
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Brad Pitt Does Jesus in the New Esquire…
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I am in love with one of the models on this free cam site….she shows me her anus….
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2013

21

May

stepLINKS of the Day

As much as I love talking about myself, hating on hot bitches, calling girls fat, complaining about my wife, lusting after 20 years olds, getting drunk, dirty and hating all the idiots that make up this great land….

I do think it is my duty as a guy with such a huge internet following, to do some good with it…and try to help people, inspire people, or even change the world and make it a better place…

My name is Jesus, I need to do some hero shit to live up to it…

So my friend referred me to Operation Blessing as a charity of choice to help the people in Oklahomo rebuild their lives after a man made tornado tore through it…so donate something…do your part….

If you can’t, you’re a selfish asshole, here are some stepLINKS….

Alice Eve in her Bra and Panties in Star TRek
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Courtney Stodden’s Big Tits in Disneyland
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Hot Bitches in Sports Bras
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The Single Most Uninteresting Judges Ever on the X-Factor
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Her Name is Ashlie and She’s Lovely as Shit as She Grabs Her Tits
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Man Sets Up Ghost Cam – Catches his Wife Having Sex with his Son
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Printer Ruins a Cat’s Day
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A Compilation of Painful Nut Shots
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Wilmer Valderama on the BEach With a 18 Year Old Bitch in a Bikini
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January Jones Still Has TIts
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Eva Longoria’s Tampon String Upskirt
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Olivia Munn’s Hard Nipples in Esquire
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Guitar String in Slow Motion…
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I can Never Have Too Many Babes on Webcams
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Every Nude Scene Ever From Game of Thrones
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Taylor Swift Hates Justin Bieber….
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Why Do I Think Brooklyn’s Smallest Penis Visits This Site
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15 Hottest Women in the Fast and the Furious Movies
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Trish Stratus Has a Sexy Yoga Workout
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Megan Fox Looks Amazing on TMNT Set
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Adriana Lima Modeling Workout Gear
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Layla ROse Huge Tits in Black Lingerie
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Crazy Tornado Intercept
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Loving Britney’s Mom Booty in Sweat Pants…
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Hispanic Singer’s Tit Falls Out of Her Dress – AWESOME
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20 Hot Pics of Some Ethnic Chick
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Joanna Krupa’s Bikini Pics
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This Girl Simona Has Huge Fucking Boobs
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Animals are Awesome
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Teen Mom’s Got Herself a REality Show
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Babes Washing Cars With Their Huge Tits
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Earth.
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George Michaels Almost Died – And Not of AIDS
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Her Name is Audrey Aleen and She’s Naked and Shaved
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Chemistry Teacher Fail
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TO WATCH AN EXCLUSIVE CLIP FROM HER SEX TAPE / PORN TAPE IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY
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Cam Girl With Huge Tits Squirts!
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Fatty in her Bunk Bed Gives Head….
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Cam Girl Works Her Tits
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Cam Girl Works Her Pussy
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Hot Girl Jerks Off With Some Cool Whip
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Girl Films Herself While She Rubs Her Twat
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…Cam Girls are the BEst
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SEX TOYS MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT
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Awesome Phone Sex – First 3 Minutes Free – Try It
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!! Free 50 Minutes.
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Is your hair thinning? Do girls you fuck hate it? Do you hate it? Well then stop it.
GO

Get the Farrah Abraham Sex Tape
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

21

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Sometimes I wake up in a daze from last night….still drunk, with bite marks on my neck, random injuries and pants ripped at the crotch….feeling almost rejuvenated thinking…shit…I really need to drink more….it’s amazing….Today is one of those days….life is glorious….

Here are some morning links….

Oklahoma Survivor Finds Her Missing Dog During Live Interview…Wow
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Heather Graham’s GUNT
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Seth Meyers is Taking Over Jimmy Fallon when Jimmy Fallon Takes Over Jay Leno – Because NBC Is on Horrible SNL Skit
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Some Horribly Fat Blogger Did a Fat Spoof of an Abercrombie Campaign and It Was Disgusting
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These Are The Best Tattoos in the Game
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Some Dude Breaks World Bench Press Record
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These women arm wrestling make me very excited
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Liam Hemsworth to Play a Fighter Pilot – Who Cares
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Carmen Electra’s Amazing Bikini Scenes
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The Best Cam Girls Around To Start Your Day
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