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2012

25

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Turns out that not everyone is Christian….or believers in the Christ child…or the fact that his “birth” has become some mainstream, over marketed, guilt ridden, debt generating, economy boosting, evil corporate materialistic pile of awesome….

Here are some morning links….if you’re bored and looking for good fucking Christmas times…

The Greatest Christmas Gift Freakouts Ever – VIDEO
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Messing With People Who Text the Wrong Numbers – A Gallery
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Maybe Kim Kardashian Will Get Her Heart Broken For Christmass
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LeAnn Rimes is Out of Her Fucking Mind of the Day
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LOL Cat Video of the Day – VIDEO
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Best Dressed Babes of the Week
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Bad Ass With a Hot Girlfriend…Who Really Isn’t That Hot At All
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Check Out This Behind-The-Scenes Look at the Making of Kelly Brook’s 2013 Calendar (Video)
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Free Cam Shows for a Sexy Christmas Day (NSFW)
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Sexy Girlfriend Gets Herself Off and You Get to Watch (NSFW)
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WATCH: 2012 Gets an Animated Send Off of Epic Proportions
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Jenna is Super Sexy and My Christmas Gift to You
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It’s a Very Scary Christmas Snowman Prank – VIDEO
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2012

25

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

Merry Fucking Christmas Dirtbags.

If you are Jewish…today may be the one day you should consider converting….but then again..if you are Jewish you know that everyday is Christmas for you…cuz you in fact make all the money on Christmas…from suckers buying all your products to mindlessly give to each other like a bunch of consumer idiots….

You can find me on TWITTER I like it over there….lots of pussy…

You can find all the best BEST BEST CHRISTMAS VIRAL VIDEOS HERE

Here are some stepLINKS….

Call me if you need anything – I’ll be half dead in a ditch somewhere….and by me, I mean the hookers I’ll be banging…

Tis the fucking season….

Courtney Stodden’s Naked for X-Mas as Classy as she Gets….
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What is Lindsay Lohan’s Ass Crying About today?
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LOL Cat Video of the Day – CHRISTMAS EDITION – VIDEO
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Operation X-Mas Drop
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Christmas Food Court Flash Mob
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Emily VanCamp in her Underwear
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Bar Refaeli Takes Mind-Blowing Passionata Lingerie Photos
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Victoria Justice And Ariana Grande In Sexy Leotards
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Kim Kardashian Thinks Instagram Will Destroy Her Ability To Suck Every Dollar Out Of Everything
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Santa’s Naughtiest Helpers (20 Pics) (NSFW)
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Lisette Marie is Super Sexy, No? (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows for a Very Sexy Christmas Eve
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Skateboarding Pug
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Heavy Metal Christmas Light Show
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Jessica Biel Gives me a Boner
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Amateur Teen Gets Herself Off in the Tub (NSFW)
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Justin Bieber is a fucking Idiot of the Day
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Animals Being Awesome – a GIF Collection
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Emily Vancamp Looks Sexy on the Cover of Woman’s Health
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Christmas Videos from Your Favourite Busty Brits! (NSFW)
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Jannifer Lopez is in Short Shorts
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Kelly Brooke is See Through on a Boat (NSFW)
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Kinky Teen Gets Herself Off (NSFW)
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Miss France Marine Lorphelin Upskirt on TV
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So Long Tina Fey and 30 Rock….
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The Best Dressed Babes of 2012
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And MORE Kelly Brooke Hotness
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18 Funny and Amazing Christmas Videos
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This Slut is Dripping Wet (NSFW)
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Santa’s Little Sluts – A Gallery (NSFW)
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A December FAIL Compilation – VIDEO
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A Snowy Backflip FAIL – VIDEO
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Celebslam Presents: Santa’s Naughty and Nice List
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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These Sluts Have Two Tits and Four Eyes (NSFW)
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Ho, Ho, Ho! The Most [Allegedly] Promiscuous Celebrities Of 2012
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Lesbian Encounter of the Day (NSFW)
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Model Guinevere Van Seenus Shows Everything Except Her Anus (NSFW)
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HELLOOOOO NINA AGDAL!!
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Latin Slut Makes My Day Better (NSFW)
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Bai Ling Sluttiness is Your Early Christmas Present
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Cat Vs Vaccuum
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Russian Backflip Fail
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Awesome Filipino on a Fat Chick Xmas Sex
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Svetlana and Her Vibrator are Misleading
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Hot Blonde Gf Fucks
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Pandora’s Christmas Shave
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Not So Merry Xmas
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Christmas Miracle I Call the Part of the Nativity Scene they Left Out- You know where Mary Got Pregnant….
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SEE CELEBRITIES FUCK!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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2012

24

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Here are some morning Christmas Eve Links…I can’t imagine why you’d be on the internet today..I mean do some last minute christmas shopping…spend time with your family…unless you are Jewish and don’t have family…in which case…go to the mall and watch people scramble…check out sexy store clerks pissed off in retail with their tight little outfits…frequent hotel bars and explore the world of the lonely…make it happen….merry christmas boys and girl…

Fun With Costumes Doesn’t Have to Be Completely Gay, as in Shitty – VIDEO
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Hot Girls Wearing White – A Gallery (NSFW)
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Ronnie Wood is Better Than You Are
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Alex Morgan is Rocking a Bikini
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Annnnnnnnnd There Goes the Cows…. – VIDEO
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This is Why You’re Fat – A Video
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The Poster For STOKER is Intriguing
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The 10 Worst Things Done By Movie Villains on Christmas
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Free Cam Show Sexiness, Gotta Love It (NSFW)
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Tattooed Slut is Getting Herself Off – VIDEO
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Kerry7 Washington
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Leslie Spring is a Breath of Fresh Air (NSFW)
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Arnold Schwarzenegger Christmas Party
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2012

21

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s not the end of the world….no wait it is…and it sucks…

I like Christmas because Christianity on a whole is a religion based on a hooker lying…you know pretending she wasn’t fucking around….”Joseph, I know we haven’t had sex, yes I am still a virgin, I know I’m pregnant and virgins can’t get pregnant, it’s for sure a gift from God”…..and shit went viral…without technology of paternity tests…anything is possible…when you want to believe your wife isn’t cheating on you….or maybe that’s just what God wants us to thing….

Here are some links….

Claudia Galanti Looks Awesome Sucking Dick
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The Reality Stars Who Ruined the World – VIDEO
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J-Woww Implants
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Bikini Fitness – Posing 101
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Kerry Washington See Through for some Magazine
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Drunk Christmas Fail
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Alex Morgan Has Been Hanging Out in Hawaii in a Bikini All Week
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Claudia Romani Knows How To Dress
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Jessica Alba’s Butt Went To Target
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Messing With People Who Text The Wrong Number (11 Pics)
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Aurelia is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Make Life a Better Place (NSFW)
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Lindsay Lohan Is Too Pristine To Kiss This Dirty, Nasty Thing
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20 Idiodic Apocolypse Related Tweets
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Be Careful, You’ll Tear Your Vagina (NSFW)
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Kerry Washington is an Uptown Cover Girl (Photo Gallery)
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Scarlett Johansson in Vogue Russia
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End of the World Prank
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Great Gatsby Trailer – Cool
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Lohan Wouldn’t Kiss Charlie Sheen Cuz She Thinks He’s Dirty
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How To Turn on a Snowy Hill
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Siobhan Darke brings a little Pocahontas to Friday (NSFW)
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Busty Queen Roxetta on the Throne (NSFW)
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How About Some Sexy Sophie Turner? (NSFW)
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Slutty Teen Gets Naked in Public (NSFW)
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WWE’s Kelly Kelly See Thru on the Red Carpet
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Some Katie Holmes Just Because
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Meryl Streep, Helen Mirren And Judi Dench Can Have A Seat Now That Kim Kardashian Is Here To Take Their Roles – VIDEO
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Been Awhile Since We Saw Naomi Watts
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The 13 Greatest End of the World Prophecy FAILs
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Cool Newspaper Ad – Seriously.
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Jessica Alba’s Mom Ass in Tight Jeans
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Scarlett Johansson in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof on Broadway
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Gandalf Rides Unicycle
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Bryci is Naked and I Like It (NSFW)
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Perfect Gift For a Girl with No Arms (SITE NSFW)
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Cruelest Prank Ever? Possibly – VIDEO
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This Bull Dog on a Swing Basically Makde My Day
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Demi Moore’s Daughters Are Disgusted With Her
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Slutty GIF Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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A Very Christmassy Random Photo Dump (SITE NSFW)
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4 Dead And 3 Injured After Mass Shooting In Pennsylvania During NRA Press Conference
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Bella Reese and Mia Lelani Are Getting It On (NSFW)
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Posting Nudes Enriching For Youth Aged 18 To 25 – Science!
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Real Shocker: Micaela Schaefer Dressed As A Naughty Angel For Christmas
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God Bless Massive Web Cam Tits (NSFW)
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Cheryl Cole is Looking Hot
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Faceplant!
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More Alex Morgan Paddle Boarding in a Bikini
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Best Crowd Surfing Ever!!
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A Hot Half Naked Pic of Madonna – Yeah I Said It..
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Skater Jumps over 14 Kids
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Christmas Miracle I Call the Part of the Nativity Scene they Left Out- You know where Mary Got Pregnant….
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Ballerina Fucked in Pantyhose
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Accidental Creampie Cuz the Condom Broke – Pregnancy Scare
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Classy Pregnant Sex – But When Is PRegnant Sex Not Classy?
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Young Wife Judy Throwback Amateur VHS Squirt Porn
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SEE CELEBRITIES FUCK!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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2012

21

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

If the end of the world happens – it is unfortunately that this is my last entry on the internet for the people of the future/ancient aliens to stumble across 10,000 years down the road…

Here are some morning links…come on end of the world – you can do it…so far you’ve been a fuckign bummer..

Yes I realize talking about the end of the world is obvious and annoying and what everyone small talkin’ is doing right now…because they don’t realize it was the government’s initiative to get people to spend more this holiday….

It’s fucking Christmas, are you even on the computer?

ULTIMATE FIREWORKS FAIL COMPILATION
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Aggressive Booty Slappin Leads to Brawl – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Ice Skater Jumps Over 14 Kids Holy Shit! – VIDEO
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16 Flawless Hotties Wearing Hats (NSFW)
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Jennifer Nicole Lee is Promoting Her Book, Guess How?
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Big Boi Reads How the Grinch Stole Christmas – VIDEO
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The 25 Hottest Brides in Movies
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Free Cam Shows For Some Friday Morning Sexy
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It’s Amazing What This Chick Can Pull Out Of Her Ass (NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Suzy Favor Hamilton
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I’m in Love with Sarah and Her Big Old Tits (NSFW)
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Drunk Santa Fails – VIDEO
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2012

20

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

End of the world tomorrow – fingers crossed – I’m in the mood for some apocalypse shit – cuz life should be a Will Smith movie, anything but that is totally unsatisfying,

Here are some links….while you prepare for the end of the world…or more importantly…people updating their facebook and twitter for the next 48 hours about it…shoot me now Mayans…

You Will NEVER Guess Who Carmen Electra is Bangin’
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Miss Venezuela Was Robbed! – VIDEO
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Obama Dubs Sings Deck the Halls
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Kelly Brook’s 2013 Calendar
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No Bottle Opener – Try This
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The 25 Funniest Reviews of Canadian Strip Clubs on Yelp
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Sarah Hyland Gets Cleavagy For Glamoholic
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Holly Madison is a Pregnant Show Off
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I Don’t Always Take Dumps in Public, But When I Do It’s in the Dick Stall
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Natalia Siwiec Sets the Bar on Perfection (NSFW)
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Jordan Carver is One Sexy Bunny (SEMI NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Bring Some Sexy, Hello! (NSFW)
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Creek Pole Vault Fail
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Bill Murray in GQ
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Dog Chases Fireworks…
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The Quarterback Virgin And The Professional Beard Just Couldn’t Make It Work
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3-Time Olympian Suzy Favor Hamilton Worked as $600/hr Hooker
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This Little Slut Has Got a Talented Vagina (NSFW)
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Bill Murray is Fucking Amazing of the Day
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Connie Carter in the Secret Garden (NSFW)
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Guinevere van Seenus Topless without Pants
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This Slut is a Human Candle Holder (NSFW)
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Glee’s Naya Rivera Slips a Nip in her Music Video (NSFW)
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Ben Affleck And Kristen Stewart Aren’t Going To Bone In A Movie After All
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Drunk Santa Fail
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Lady Gaga Nipple in a Fashion Shoot
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Parrot Dancing to Dubstep
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Gwyneth’s Rocker Pelvic Thrusts
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ANCHORMAN 2 IS COMING HOLY SHIT
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The 10 Most Terrifying Christmas Figures
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A Whole Bunch of Sluts and a Whole Row of Dildos
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This Skinny Six Pack Slut Makes Me Wanna Puke (NSFW)
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GIRLS OF THE YEAR: CATALINA OTALVARO
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Unnecessary Censorship 2012 – VIDEO
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Behind the scenes of Kelly Brook’s 2013 calendar shoot
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Drunk Naked Sluts Are What We ALL Need No? (NSFW)
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Butt Implant Busts in This Dudes Hands! – VIDEO
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Sherry and Nikki Are Your Lesbian Sex Fantasy Of the Day
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Some NSFW Gift Ideas for Your Last Minute Christmas Shopping
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Buzzer Beater
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Buttery and Flakey an Old People Fail
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David Letterman Talks to Oprah Abotu Sex
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HAWAII: Olympic Soccer Gold Medalist Alex Morgan Bikini Pics!! OW!
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This Busty MILFs Tits Are Out of Hand (NSFW)
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Jenny McCarthy Shows Off Abs for Shape Magazine
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Lindsay Lohan Stole Furniture From a Reality Show Because Her House Was Basically Empty
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Hedge Kittens!!!
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Doggy Christmas Carol
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Jessica Biel Goes Glam in Elle
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Flexible Teen!
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100 Tits get Cummed On
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Superiors and Subordinates! Weirdest Asian Film Ever
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Amateur Lapdance
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Reverse Cowgirl POV Compilation
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SEE CELEBRITIES FUCK!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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2012

20

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

There’s nothing better than watching a couple Jehovah’s Witness try to walk up a set of iced up stairs…falling all up on themselves….only to ask them “where is your god now…you know when you really need them”…

Right here motherfucker…in the form of morning links…

Having Fun and the Elevator Disco – VIDEO
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Then and Now – A Gallery
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WTF Photo of the Day
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GHOSTRIDING THE WHIP YO!
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Rocio Guirao Diaz Has a Body to Gawk At
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Tom Cruise Sprayed Jimmy Fallon With His Gun, His Big Powerful Gun. Dudes Do That.
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Alright I Admit It. Anne Hatheway Has Amused Me.
Anne Hathaway, Samuel Jackson’s Holiday ‘Sad Off’
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The 25 Worst Late-Night Talk Show Segments
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Free Cam Shows Make Thursday More Bearable
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Nasty Triplets Are Getting Off Together (NSFW)
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Get a Preview of What to Expect From Miss Universe 2012
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I’d Love to Be All Over Heather Rea (NSFW)
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The Top 10 Pranks of 2012
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2012

19

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

For those of you who don’t know, my only friend is a PUG, and I have decided to exploit this pug, for more than just sex….and instead to get celebrities to should me out…by threatening to put him to sleep if they don’t…I’ve seen the strategy get a kid 1,000,000 facebook likes, I might as well try it….and it turns out, when posted with pics of the PUG in the car and on his way to the VET…it gets some amazing reaction….

I am a huge fan of my work….

And Now Miley Cyrus Grabbing The Ass of The ‘Big Booty Ho’ Stripper She Asked For For Her Birthday
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Lindsay Lohan is Breaking Toilets. Yes, You Read That Right.
This is Probably The Best Thing I Read All Year
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Drew Barrymore is Fat and Useless in Allure
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Rapper Passes Out After Taking a Hit
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Tamara Eccelestone’s Huge Cleavage
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Weird Goat Compilation
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The 10 Sexiest Famed Groupies in Rock History
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Sara Jean Underwood Takes A Peek Under Candace Bailey’s Dress
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Rose McGowan Looks Like Her Name Should Be Rose Now
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17 Naughty Demotivators to Keep you Motivated
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Well Hello There Melanie Ann (NSFW)
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25 Mouth Watering Examples Of “Dat Ass” (NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Free Cam Shows Make Every Day Better
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Claudia Romani Hot Bikini
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Obama’s Getting Attacked By Spiderman
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Top 10 Pranks of 2012
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Ghostriding Accident
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The 20 Worst Kids Toys Ever
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This Orgasm is Worthy of Chair Breaking (NSFW)
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some Drew Barrymore, Just Because
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Victoria Silvstedt in Revealing Lingerie (NSFW)
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Kim Kardashian Wears Lingerie in Factice Magazine (SITE NSFW)
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Strap on Sex, Anyone? (NSFW)
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Kesha is So Full of Shit It’s UnReal
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Kim Kardashian’s Rock Hard Pokies on Her Big Old Tits (SITE NSFW)
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Zoe Saldana Throwback, Just Because
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Heidi Klum Sunbathes Topless, Plus More Celebrity Side Boobs Exposed (PHOTOS)
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Hottest Victoria’s Secret Models of All Time
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Drop the Bass in Russia
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TMNT Sing Deck the Halls
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Star Trek Into the Darkness Trailer for you Nerds
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Leah Francis Naked for Zoo
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Elizabeth is One Hot Piece of Ass (NSFW)
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Drunk Sluts Are Good Sluts, No? (NSFW)
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles X Deck the Halls – VIDEO
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Guess Which New Mom is Completely Disgusting Drunk?
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Slutty GIF Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Illusions May Break You Brain (SITE NSFW)
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Celebrity Deaths of 2012: Stars We Said Goodbye To This Past Year
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Double Sided Dildo Anyone? (NSFW)
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Tom Cruise Gives Fallon an Erotic Shower
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Tricia Helfer Cleavage!
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Truck of Cows Crashes
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Dangerous Sex: MMA Fighter Ryan Elbe Broke His Dick (NSFW)
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Kat Graham Smokes Major Fashion Crack While Out Shopping
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Amateur Lezzies of the Day (NSFW)
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Even Dressed Up as a Dude, Ciara is Still Hot
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Elevator Disco
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Eagle Snatching Kid is a Fake
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Anne Hathaway and Sammy Jackson do Xmas
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Weird Fetish Video
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Tropical Outdoor Sex
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Asian Amateur Couple
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German Gremlin Gets Fisted
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Flashing The Street Vendor
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Pussies Gushing Compilation
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SEE CELEBRITIES FUCK!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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2012

19

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I just applied for a job at Gawker, cuz I figure they are the only site that matters in 2012….even though I never go to ti….but I have a feeling I won’t get it…

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Dear Gawker,

My name is Jesus Martinez and I would like to work for your company.

I don’t have a resume because I do not feel my talents can be properly communicated in words, but I was a guest blogger at Fleshbot for a week back when Gawker owned Fleshbot, which is probably before your time working at Gawker, dear reader.

The only link to any work I have done can be found at http://www.drunkenstepfather.com

There are 10,000 articles written by me, amongst all the garbage, there must be one good enough to work for your company at the entry level.

I have also written for other sites…from Fashion to Music to Viral Videos…but none of that matters…as nothing really matters.

I can do your job better than you can, and that’s why I deserve it.

Now let’s fucking circle jerk, I find it helps build company morale….

With Love,

I should apply for jobs all the time….

Here are some links…

The Eagle Snatching the Kid VIDEO is FAKE
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When I Die, I Wanna Come Back As a Fox – VIDEO
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Heather Knox is More Than Most of Us Could Handle (NSFW)
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What A Sexy And Festive Funeral Home Commercial! – VIDEO
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Olivia Paige is a Small Town Girl Who Likes to Get Dirty
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And Now, The Ultimate Urban Playground
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James Franco Says Lindsay Lohan Keeps Failing At Life Because She Gets Book Deals. Wait, What?
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Sophia Vergara is Always Easy on the Eyes
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We Tumblforya: Self Shot Fails
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Free Cam Shows Brings the Sexy and You Love It (NSFW)
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Gotta Love a Super Sexy Amateur in the Morning (NSFW)
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6th-Grader Pulls Gun on Classmates at Utah School; Did His Parents Give it to Him?
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Jenna Has Some Big Old Tits, Check It Out (NSFW)
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All I Want for Christmas is a BACON YULE LOG! – VIDEO
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The Eagle Snatching the Kid is FAKE
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2012

18

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

Wanna hear a downer….so I hit up one of the girls I get nudes from…a serious babe…model chick…who looks amazing nude….and who I like seeing nude…..and who I request nudes from often…

…only today instead of a bullshit excuse her rejection was something like…”I don’t feel sexy right now, I woke up in a weird motel room, my vagina is sore, and I’ve been drugged and raped, I went to the hospital to get anti AIDS meds”…..to which I responded “let’s see the damage”….you know committed to my quest for nudes…

It almost put a damper on my masturbation…but I wouldn’t let it….

I will say if you, dear reader, are a rapist or date rapist, or like the idea of rape, I suggest you seek help and stop targeting my girls, cuz jokes aside, that’s some twisted shit that upsets me…..and I don’t like being upset…your dick can seriously ruin lives when forced on any girl…now kill yourself…you scum….

Since I hate the Westboro Baptist Church and all they Misrepresent/Represent:
This just in from Anonymous – Westboro Baptist Church is allegedly at MOTEL 6 in Hartford ADDRESS > Southington, 625 Queen Street, Southington, CT 06489 > Rooms 16 and 34 – Cuz I guess the Waldorf Astoria wasn’t close enough for their hick protest – Order Escorts To Their Room.

Here are some stepLINKS

Lindsay Lohan’s Mad Because People Have An Entirely Accurate Opinion of Her Career
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We Why Can Hate Suri Cruise of the Day
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Festive Funeral Home!
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Kylie Minogue Gives me a Boner in Elle
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Watching a Girl Get Her Nipple Pierced…
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And Now the Lowest Limbo EVER – VIDEO
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Nikki Rockstar is Our Rides Girl of the Day
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Diana Morales’ Sexy Lingerie Pictures
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Hey, It’s Sara Underwood on Twitter Again
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Annnnnnd It’s Tramp Stamp Tuesday (NSFW)
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Crissy Marie is Super Sexy (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, Cheaper Than a Tuesday Night Movie (NSFW)
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Awesome Bad Caroler Prank
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Rapper Big Boi Reads How the Grinch Stole XMAS
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Kelly Brook. Spread Legs And Tits Galore
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Man Finds Jesus on a Tortilla, Goes on Scratch-Ticket Winning Streak
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Slut Gets Caught Showing Her Tits as the Office (NSFW)
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You Will Never Have a Self Portrait This AWesome
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I Don’t Know Who Saskia Rosendahl but I’m Starting to This I Should
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Amy Winehouse’s Body is Gonna Be Dug Up or Something
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Bar Refaeli is Dressed Up Like a Biker Babe (SITE NSFW)
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This Slut Has One Crazy Orgasm (NSFW)
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Wet Bikini Pokies (NSFW)
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Fox Snow Dive
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This Just In Jessica Simpson is Fat
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Bacon Yule Log
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Gwen Stefani as Ugly as Expected in Vogue
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Some Stacey Kiebler, Just Because
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Carmen Elektra Thinks She’s a Singer Now
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WTF Photo of the Day, Thanks to The Rock
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The 50 Greatest Snow GIFs in Internet History
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Miss X is Spreading Em Wide… and Hairy (NSFW)
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Fun With Porn Pictures (NSFW)
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Trick Nut Shots, Anyone?
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Russell Brand vs Westboro Baptist Church – VIDEO
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Alessandra Ambrosio is provocative
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lutty GIF Dump of the Day
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OOPS! That’s a Vagina!!!
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Studies Show That Squeezing Breasts Can Help Prevent Malignant Cancer Cells From Growing!
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Malena Morgan and Hayden Hawkens Get It On (NSFW)
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Top 5: Sexy Videos From Love Mag’s 2012 Advent Calendar
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Some Vanessa Hudgens, Jessica White and More
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Dirty Web Cam Teen Goes Crazy (NSFW)
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Emma Roberts Has Yet to Get the Hang of Instagram
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Small Lips. Sucks At Blow Jobs?
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Smoking Kills
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Screaming Squats!
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I Want to Fuck Amanda Seyfried
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