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2008

06

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I wrote Diablo Cody this Email:

hey good writer

I guess you’re pretty proud that someone has finally recognized a talent you always thought you had. I have a blog too, but I don’t know how to write. I came across your movie and got a boner, the first boner that I’ve had in a long time, so thanks but I don’t think it has anything to do with your movie, I just think teenage pregnancy gets me excited, not to mention the group of lesbians making out in the theater because they know pregnancy isn’t a problem their lesbianism faces. I can’t wait for you to come back to being an internet loser where you belong….

Good luck –

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

She never answered. Here are my links….

SPRING BREAK MOMENTS INVOLVING DRUNK GIRLS
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Nicole Richie Hates Her Big Mom Tits
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Her Name is Suzanne Shaw and This is Her Vagina
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Trashy Club Slut With Some Nipple Pasties…
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How To Have Anal Sex For the First Time (No Homo)
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Britney Spears and her Pregnant With Burgers Belly
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Her Name is Cat Deely and This is Her in Arena Magazine Lookin’ Hot
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Salam Hayek as the Vampire in that Movie Lookin’ Fuckin Hot With a Python
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Check Out This Photographer’s Collection of Slut Pics…Scroll Down….
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Here are Some Pictures of Jana Foxy in some Pretty Tame Pics You’ll Still Jerk Off To
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You’ve Jerked Off To Tera Patrick Now Give Her Some Respect and Read What She’s Gotta Say
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Here is a Song About a Craigslist Ad From A Girl in Love With a Man She Saw Masturbating in his Car
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Some Idiot Lights His Balls on Fire
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Diva Cunt Kimora Lee Simmons Shows Some Cleavage
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A Whole Lot of Self Shot Pictures of Amateurs
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Paris Hilton Does Some German Maxim Magazine
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Some Streaker at a Football Game Gets Tackled
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Some Angelina Jolie Tits
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The Anna Nicole Smith Movie Trailer
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Here’s a Pretty Ridiculous Mug Shot
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Some Columbian Chick Naked in a Bunch of Movies Compilation
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How To Masturbate Video
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Some Chick Named Lisa Daniels Gets Naked
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Some Christina Aguilera Photoshopped to Shit Pics
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Steve-O Gets Initiated Into ManHood With Some Tribe
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Some American Idol Chick Grabbing Her Tit
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Brown Kid in Desert Sees His First Car and Gets Excited
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Veronika Hanakova In Panties All Alone at Home
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That Kanye Slut Trina in Lingerie for Black Men Magazine
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Heidi Klum is Posing Like a Ref I Want to Fuck
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Some Car Show Model and Her Myspace Pics
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Harry Potter Gets Some Serious Death Threats Against Him – Thank God
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Moment of Truth RECAP Because We Love Exposing Sluts
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Shitty Female Comedians Do Vanity Fair
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Some Asian Grandma Learning English is Funny
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A Pornstar Shows You How To Prank Your Friend on the Toilet
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Club Sluts Dyking Out in lingerie For You in the Club because You’re Not There….
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A Couple Webcam Teens in Bikini’s Acting Crazy
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Demi Moore and Her Kids in Harpers Bazaar Lookin’ Like Their Retarded Selves.
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Eva Mendes is Hot Out of Rehab
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Some Girl Gives Birth to a 14 Inch Dildo
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Bare Ass in a Sleeping Bag Ad
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Top 10 Celebrities with the Smallest Boobs
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET:

Some Black Chick and Her Dick
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FROM THE FORUM –

Hot ASSSS
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College Tits
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Consideration is Nice
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Family Guy Upskirt
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Ultimate Defrag
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Pre-Release Snoop Dog – Ego Trippin
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O.K.
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DJ Shadow – Preemptive Strike
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TV on the Radio – Return to Cookie Mountain
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Richest man in Babylon
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Peter, Bjorn and John – Writers Block
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Black Crowes – Warpaint
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No Doubt – The Singles
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Use this to Find Girls to FUck – Because Girls Make Sex More Fun
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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2008

05

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

So it turns out that my host just dropped me as a client today, which is the first time someone’s ever refused money from me, except that time I tried to get a stripper to put my beer bottle in her ass, but that’s not really part of their job unless you have lots of money to offer, I was just offering her a dollar.

Here are my links:

Kobe Bryant Throws His Towel on Some Fan in the Stands Video
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Girls in Mini Skirts are the Only Kinds of Skirts I Chase….
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Behind the Scenes at a Vida Guerra Photoshoot in Puerto Rico
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Anne Hathaway in Her Underwear and Bonus Clip of her Getting Fucked
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Some Body Painted TIts Worth Masturbating To
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Savvy Girls 2007 Video
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John Mayer Feeds the Paparazzi
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Rihanna Live in Concert in Dublin Lookin’ Hot in S+M
Gear
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Here are the 25 Best Horror Movie Kills of All Time
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Throwback Sex Scenes from the Movie Dressed To Kill with Blonde Pubes
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Do You Think This Guy is Gay
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Jack Osborne is a Ladies Man
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Some Hot UFC Girl in Some Photoshoot Video Lookin Hot
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A Whole Lot of Celebrity Nip Slips
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Get These Cam Whores To Do Whatever You Want Them To Do
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Kate Moss is Drunk
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I am Starting a Band with this Kid
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Throwback Heidi Klum Ass Crack Pictures
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Asian Chick With Retardedly Huge Ping Pong Ball Catchers
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Jack Nicholson Ad for Hilary Clinton Gayness
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Some Big Breasted Chick Flashing Her Big Breasted Tits in a Car
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Some Girls Shirt Almost Gets Ripped Off During a Cat Fight
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Some New Carmen Electra Pics
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Phoebe Price and Her Big Have Great Tits
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Some Fergie Photoshoot that is Meant to Look Sexy
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Jessica Alba and Her Pregnancy Tits
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Lily Allen’s Miscarriage Causes Her Car Window to Explode
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Maria Kanellis from the WWE does Playboy – Here are the Pics
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Britney Spears may be Insane but her Body’s Still Hot
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Some Indiana University Cheerleader is an Amateur Pornstar
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David Beckham’s Girlfriend Rebecca Loos in FHM
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Turns Out that Moses Was High When He Saw God – Big Surprise
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Some Hot Webcam Ass Dance
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Some Girl Flashing Passing Traffic
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Pete Doherty Smoking Something in His YouTube Video
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Some Amateur Slut Shows Off Her Tits
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Her Name is Tammy Sytch and in the 90s Was the Most Downloaded Chick Online – She’s Making a Comeback
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Fat Tits and Lingerie Posing
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Some Teens Being Sexy
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FROM THE FORUM

Random Joke
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Ever Had Sex at Work?
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Slap a Bitch!
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Lanni Barbie Pics
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Random Amateurs
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RJD2 – Deadringer
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Gnarls Barkley – St. Elswhere
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Really Red – Teching you the Fear
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The Outfield – Play Deep
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Jurassic 5
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Emilianna Torrini
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Melvins – Hostil Ambient Takeover
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Shinedown – Us and Them
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Metallica – Rare Tracks
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Use this to Find Girls to FUck – Because Girls Make Sex More Fun
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet
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2008

04

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

It looks like my site is back up and running now, which is a good thing. The bad news is that I lost about 90 percent of traffic, but since the site makes no money, I guess it makes no difference whether I have 5 Readers or 1 reader. Hi Mom.

I’m just kidding, my mom is dead. I am running against my computer battery and I think the fucker’s going to beat me, so I’ll just get to my links:

Jordan is Shopping for a Private Jet Because Being a Slut Pays Upskirt
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Some Club Sluts Being Club Sluts and Not Talkin’ To You – But At Least You Can Jerk Off To Them
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This Ass Model’s Name is Lauren and You’ll Want to Fuck Her
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Kelly Osbourne and Kate Moss are Wasted as Fuck Together
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Some Hot Chick in Lingerie Rams Into the Camera During Video Shoot
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10 TV Celebrities We Think Are Dead
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Janet Jackson Teaching Larry King To Dance Makes Me Laugh
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Cheryl Tweedy Cole is Pretty Fuckin’ Hot
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US Weekly is Perverted
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Rihanna Loves Her Ass But Not Her Legs
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57 Celebrities Without Make Up
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Some Prisoners Doing the Soulja Boy in the Philippines Becaue That Damn Song is that Big
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New Paris Hilton Upskirt
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Watch This Plane Nearly Crash Insanity
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Oscar de la Hoya’s Neice is a Total Slut
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Fetish Model Bianca Beauchamp Posing
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Scarlett Johannson’s Selling Off a Date With Her Because She’s a Hooker – a Really Expensive Hooker – But It’s for Charity
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Fat Brandon Davis Brother Gets Busted for Coke and That’s the Least of His Worries
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Her Name is Amanda Beard and Here She is in a Photoshoot Wearing a Bikini
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The Top 10 Most Ridiculous Sex Scenes in Movies
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Jason Kidd’s Baby’s Momma is Lookin’ Hot
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The 50 Greatest Spring Break Bikini Pictures On the Internet
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Over 100 Pictures of Chicks Body Painted From SI to Weird
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Some Comdey Skit With Some Dude Named Woody at the AVN Awards Worth Watching…
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Vaginas in Nature
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Paris Hilton Getting Blessed By Some Indian Shaman because Alternative Medicine Cures AIDS
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Kim Kardashian’s Guide To Properly Giving Money to the Homeless in Front of the Paparazzi
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Regis Has No Idea Who Kim Kardahshian Is
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Amy Winehouse is Infected
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Michigan Basketball Coach Losin It Cuz It’s Funny
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Hilary Clinton Sucks on SNL
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Some Naked Chicks At the Lake
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Her Name is Tiffany Toth and She’s a Total Slut
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Hayden Panettiere Poses With Her Bags
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Katherine Heigl is Wasted and Has Tits
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Whoopi Talks About Her Grey Pubes and You Find that Hot
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Simon Cowell Won’t Promote Viagra for 2 Million Dollars Because He Doesn’t Want to Admit to Erectile Dysfunction
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Steve-O Gets Arrested for Drugs Again
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Her Name is Charlotte McKenna and This is her Nude Shoot
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The World’s Most Naked Protesters
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Nicky Hilton and Her Skinny Fuckin’ Legs
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Trishelle from Real World and Playboy Playing Poker with her Cleavage….
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Her Name is Amanda Braun and She’s Monday’s Russian Pick Me Up
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Kylie Minogue Wants to Fuck Paul McCartney
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Here are 5 Celebrities Who Considered Hot But Aren’t
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Tara Reid is Fuckin’ Wasted
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Record Breaking Dildo Fuck Insanity
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Weird Pervert’s Dirty Panty Collection – So Weird It’s Funny
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Some Chick And Her Erotic Nudes
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His Name is Philip McCracken and He Comments on the Site, This is His Podcast
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Use this to Find Girls to FUck – Because Girls Make Sex More Fun
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Get Some Porn..it is Fun…
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2008

28

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

So – if you were wondering – my site is currently being hacked by someone. It’s called a DoS attack and you can find out more on it here…I mean Here . It’s a direct attack by someone I upset with something I wrote.

I realize I have an abrasive way of writing and that sarcasm and jokes don’t always convey the way you want them to over the internet. It’s a shitty platform to talk shit – but it’s what I do and if you don’t like it, leave.

I know that I don’t agree with everything I read, not that I actually know how to read, but if I did, I know I wouldn’t agree with the shit I read and I just wouldn’t go back to the source, I’m not going to go to the fucker’s house and burn it down.

I also know that there are superfans out there who have, for whatever reason, have not found happiness in their real lives, so they turn to movies, internet and TV to fill in that void. I know that those people obsessively follow specific people and take personal offense when someone makes fun of those people. So they do shit like hack our sites to get even for what we said.

I have been hacked before, for calling Josie Maran a slut. I am not sure why I got hacked today, but whoever did it did a good job and I am sure will win over the heart of the celebrity who’s honor he fought for. Dude, she’s totally gonna fuck you now…your psycho dreams will be answered….at least through your TV because the chances of her ever talkin to you, even after waiting at an autograph signing of hers for 12 hours, re slim to fuckin’ none, so instead of loving her and the cut out you have of her taped to your pillow….while attacking people like me for being mean to your angel, maybe your strategy should be to go after them and leave me the fuck alone.

I get it you have too much time on your hands. You get off on doing this kind of shit. It makes you feel powerful behind your computer, but why aren’t you using your hackin’ skills to make money hacking into offshore bank accounts and shit…Hackin’ me seems like a of a waste of a skill if you ask me. I’m if you did hack yourself into money, you’d have a better chance hackin’ into celebrity vagina, the real kind, not the internet kind.

That said, I still did my links, if anyone is still out there and I’m not going anywhere – you can take my site from me but you can’t shut me up…or some shit…time to go get drunk…or more drunk…it’s kinda what I do until some fucker hacks into my liquor store and bars and takes that away from me too….

Paris Hilton Topless for 944 Magazine….
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Her Name is Kathie and She’s Posing
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Her Name is Shelly Martinez Strippin With a Totem Pole
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Some Hot Amateurs….
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Alyssa Milano Hot Picture Gallery
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Ashlee Simpson Is Not Pregnant
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Marion Cotillard and Her CSI Nipple Slip
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Kim Kardashian Steals a 20 From a Homeless Dude
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Sunisa Kim is a Slut Posing in Video
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Some Stupid Juno Audition Tape With Jason Bateman
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Some Hot German Cartoon Porn
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Oregon Mayor Gets Fired for Her Racy Pictures
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Some Mariah Carey in Tight Jeans
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Some Dude and his Huge Mouth
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A Sick Video of a Guy With a Tail
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A Dude and His 100 Sex Dolls
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Aria Giovanni in a Bikini Photoshoot
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Jordan Out With Her New Tits in Blue
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Eve Wrywal is a Hot British Chick Who Gets Naked
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Kate Beckinsale Talks About Her Vagina
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The Hottest Belly Button I’ve Ever Seen
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Some Scary Fuckin Religious Freak
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Some Redhead Undresses in Public
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Some Norah Jones on Sesame Street for the Pedophiles Out There
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Some Dude Learns Bench Pressing 1085 Lbs is Too Much
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Weird Asian Butt Squeeze Video
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McLovin’ Stars in the Teabag Incident
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Some Slut and Her Digital Camera in Her Underwear
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Amy Winehouse Hangs With Toilet Paper
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Ashlee Simpson is Starting To Look Like Pete Wentz
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Holly Weber is the Hottest Bitch in Lingerie on Myspace and Apparently is an Actor Too…
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Some Chick Named Sarah Lime and Her Slutty Myspace Pics
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Hefner Wants Lohan in Playboy
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Kelley Hazell Won Some Award for Having Best Breasts in a Movie
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Heidi Montag Shoppin At American Apparel Cuz She’s Trendy
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This Teacher Became a WWE Diva when She Got Fired for being Too Hot
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Gwen Stefani Photoshoot in V Magazine
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Ashley Tisdale’s Doll Is Fuckin’ Ugly But You’d Still Fuck It….
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1980 Penthouse Subscribtion Form Was a Vagina
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Botox Faced Vivica A Fox Tries to Wink
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Funny Porn Clip With a Funny Interruption
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Weird Chick Shows Her Tits and Meds…Weird
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FROM THE FORUM:

Canabis Grow Bible
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Echo and the Bunnymen – Sef-titled
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Underworld – Beaucoup Fish
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Def Jam BOX SET
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50 Cent is the Future
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LLoyd Banks – Rotten Apple
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UNKLE More Stories
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Silversun Pickups – Remixes
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Gossip – Standing in the Way of Control
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Use this to Find Girls to FUck – Because Girls Make Sex More Fun
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Get Some Porn..it is Fun…
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2008

28

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I was applying for welfare and they made me take an aptitude test. I tried to fake it as best as I could, not because I really wanted to, but because whenever I get formal questionnaires I feel like it’s my duty to fuck with the form like it was a hooker and I had 200 dollars to blow.

Either way, these were my results:

– Ambulance Attendants and Other Paramedical Occupations
– Bakers
– Butchers and Meat Cutters – Retail and Wholesale
– Executive Housekeepers
– Firefighters
– Industrial Butchers and Meat Cutters, Poultry Preparers and Related Workers

So I realized that all you fuckers were right, I am bad at what I do and in the wrong line of work….until this came up:

-Instructors and Teachers of Persons with Disabilities

Then I realized I’m doing what I’m supposed to be doing, but that’s just because you’re a retard.

Here are my links:


Phoebe Price Flashes Her Bare Ass While Shopping
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I missed this Suicide Girls Fashion Show – Because I Find Alternative Models Ugly – You Don’t
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Play Boob Match Because You Like Boobs and Matching Them is as Close as You’ll Get to Touching Them….
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Some Big Tits in Gold Hit The Club You Weren’t Allowed In
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Britney Spears and Her Push Up Bra
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Her Name is Maggie Q and These are Her Lopsided Tits
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Her Name is Ellen Petri and This is Her Lingerie Photoshoot Video
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Caprice Has a See Through Dress On
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Demi Moore is Lookin’ A Lot Like Courtney Cox or Something
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Bar Refaeli Isn’t So Hot Covered Up
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Nicole Kidman Drinks While Pregnant
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Her Name is Jakki Degg and These are her 2008 Calendar Pics Worth Jerking Off To
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Some Big Brother Dude Loses His Job Because He Calls the Autistic Kids he Takes Care of Retards….
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Some Chick Shows Off Her Hard Nipples While Doing Some Hot Workout Video
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David Blaine Does Some Street Magic on the Street Gayness That Didn’t Make Me Laugh
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Flavia Alessandra Does Playboy – This is the Video
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Naomi Campbell is Hospitalized for Some Infectious Disease
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The Carpet Doesn’t Match the Drapes in These Gross Pics
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Some Hot Spanish Chick in a Thong Photoshoot Video
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This is a Funny Mug Shot to Go With a Really Fucking Funny Crime
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Here are the Best British Bodies Naked
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Hayden Panettiere Whores Out for Candie’s Shoes
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Some Girl Hits a Drunk Dude With Her Shoe
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Jennifer Love Hewitt is So Fat She Wears Maternity Dresses
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Bridget Moynahan Disses Tom Brady in Some Dude’s Podcast or Some Shit
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Marc Jacobs is a Rip Off Artist
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I Wonder If This BItch Tans…
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Best New Starlet and Best Anal Scene Pornstar Bree Olsen Photoshoot
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Hulk Hogan Fucked His Daughter’s Friend
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Here’s a Video of Some Spoiled Rotten Bitch
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The Top 10 Hardcore Sex Scenes in Mainstream Movies
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Kelly Rowland Does Playboy Now That She’s Got Fake TIts
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Watch This Video of Some Girl Stripping….
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Mary Kate Looks Like Someone Just Killed Her Boyfriend (I’m so funny)
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Weird Science Chick is Fuckin’ Lookin’ Good..Sweetheart
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Kate Moss Smokes 30 Cigarettes a Day and That Makes Me Love Her
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Some Chick Poses With Her Gun Cuz She’s Gangsta
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Funny Vibrator Ad
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Japanese Chick Getting Sexy In Bed
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Britney Spears is Having Adnan’s Baby – That Lucky Fucker
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Vegas Targets the Douchebags of the World Who Aren’t Going to Vegas because They are Too Busy Being Douchebags Locally…
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Nicole Richie’s Baby Looks Like a Black Albino
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET:

Some Screen Caps of a Girl on Webcam Masturbating
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Some Photobucket Emo Chick Gets Naked For Her Man…
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Some Chick Fresh Out of the Shower TIts
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Use this to Find Girls to FUck – Because Girls Make Sex More Fun
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Get Some Porn..it is Fun…
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2008

27

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I didn’t post much today because nothing interested me enough to go to the trouble of writing about so I just linked the sit her.. It was a boring uninspired day. But I did get this comment that I wanted to comment on:

Yeah, when someone slams the religion they always do it with Christianity, but never touch fucking muslims, because they are afraid of these blackass bitches…..blah blah blah….I’m a dumb bitch no one reads what I have to say…..blah blah blah ……but he will never say anything about muslimish faggots, as they will harm him for this.

I don’t hate or slam any religions intentionally, I just talk shit and the reason I’ve never targeted Muslim people is because I think they are a decent culture with good intentions who are just misunderstood.

Here are my links:

Big Brother 9 Chick Shows Off Her Lactating Implant Tit and Talks About the Tampon She Had Rammed In Her For 6 Days
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Christina Aguilera’s Crazy Implant Cleavage….
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Some girl Named Justene Jaro Posing her Big Tits in a Photoshoot Video
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An Ass Dreams are Made Of
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Check Out This Brazilian Bikini Action
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Some Party Slut in Gold Bkini Action
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Tiffany Toth is an Art Student Who is Posing Nude
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Karolina Kurkova’s Topless Photoshoot Pics and G-String Ass
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Here’s Some Rachel Ray Small TItty Action
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Kristen Lea is Someone You Don’t Know – But Her Boob is Falling Out of Her Dress
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The Movie Never Back Down Has Sluts in it and That’s About All
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These Ugly Chicks Think They Are Being Discriminated For Being Too Pretty Because they are Crazy
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A Clip from Mariah Carey’s Video Showin’ Off her Tits
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Kate Walsh and Her Cleavage
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Horse Breaks Some Kids Leg
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Elizabeth Banks is Fuckin’ Seth Rogan and Cashing In on a Lame Fucking Joke
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Watch the Miley and Mandy Show – Pervert….
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Top 10 Ways to Get You Girlfriend to Dump You
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Some Mexican Bath Turns Deadly
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Oprah Denies Ever Kissing A Woman
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Scary Spice is Wasted and
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Watch This Chick Suzana Wake Up and Get Naked in Pictures
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Some Fat Plus Sized Model Showing Off Her Plus Sized Disgustingness
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Melanie Sykes is Some Chick Posing In a Bikini You Want to Fuck
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Gisele Bundchen in Some Bikini Photoshoot
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Watch Some Janet Jackson in Action for Old Times….
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3 Naked Girls Posing With Leaves
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Brittany Murphy’s Husband Is a Real Looker’
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Brooke Hogan Wearing a Dress
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Some British Chicks Get Topless on Cell Phone Camera in Some Kind of Joke I Don’t Get
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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18 of the Sexiest Sex Offenders You Wish Sexually Offended You…
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What Not to Do on a Treadmill
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Some Dude Sewing His Tongue Because He’s a Sick Fuck
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An Old Picture of Lohan and Her Sister in Bikinis for the Perverts
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Good News Jamie Lynn Spears is Smarter than You
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Rihanna In a Pool with Chris Brown Wearing a Bikini
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Some Spring Break Girl Gets Mad While Suckin’ Dick – NSFW
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Hot to Save Money on an Abortion –
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Check Out Some Pamela Anderson Nude Photoshoot and Other Goodies…
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Pam Anderson Annulled her 2 Month Marriage to her Sex Tape Star Lover
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Rihanna’s Crazy Cleavage on Stage
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Harry Potter is a Poofter – Here’s the Proof to Get all Your Magic Wands Excited About….
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Some Hot French AD
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Some Crazy German Beastiality Magazine Cover Good TImes
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Here are Some Pictures of the Bikini Clad Sluts Behind Some Luxury Prostitution Company
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How to Busk on the NYC subway
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Here are Some Funny Clips from TV Including Ann Coulter Talking About Snorting Nicorette Gum
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Some Dude Named Money Mayweather Throwing Money at the Press at the WWE Press Conference
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Amy Winehouse and Her Lesbian Lover Playing Dress Up
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A Whole Lot of Sick Videos
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NAUGHTY VAMPIRE CHICK WITH THE JUICIEST FUCKIN’ TITS YOU’VE EVER SEEN
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Photobucket Booty Pictures
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Use this to Find Girls to FUck – Because Girls Make Sex More Fun
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Get Some Porn..it is Fun…
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2008

26

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

One of my Jewish readers hates me because I made fun of Jewish teenage girls who go out in public during the day looking homeless, despite stepping out of Mercedes SUV’s and drinking their expensive designer cofffees, this is what he wrote to me:

Dear DrunkenStepfather,

I just wanted you to know that I took great offense to your post regarding Jewish girls. You are a disgusting human being and I will never visit your site again. You are part fuel hate and are not contributing to the advancement of human acceptance. I hope others follow my lead and leave you and your site in the dust, where you belong. You are scum and I hope your life continues to be filled with misery. I am ashamed to share the same planet as you.

Regards,

Jacob Lipinisky

This was my response:

You and your people should stop taking yourselves so fucking seriously. Next thing you know you’ll be talking about how some dude tried to wipe out your religion and killed a ton of you 50 years after the fact…oh wait you already do that….

Shouldn’t you be at home studying your accounting homework, practicing dentistry, law or medicine or are you too busy taking over hollywood with lame fucking movies that you executive produce because you have no sense of humor you just think you’re funny cuz your Bubby tells all her friends that you are and you’re too stupid to realize that you’re not because you’re too busy performing at Bar Mitzvah’s getting all the laughs. L’chaim !!

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
drunkenstepfather.com

I’m so funny, I am not actually a bigot but since dude thinks I am and there’s no winning him over, I might as well milk it as much as I can. If I left a bad taste in dude’s mouth I figure I may as well really leave one. The real problem in the world aren’t the people like me – it’s the people who don’t make fun of other races/cultures and legitimately hate them behind closed doors. I just talk shit and there’s nothing wrong with that, except it doesn’t always smell as good as you’d want it to…That said, I fuckin love jewish girls and their camp suckin’ skills…I hate no one but myself.

Here are my links:

Some Really Weird Big Brother Orgy from Last Nights Show Involving Topless Chicks and Men in G-Strings…
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Some Club Slut in Some Red Lingerie Showing Off Her Shit
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Some Girl Gets Beat Up On Webcam
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Here’s Some Lingerie Show You’ll Like
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Who Would You Rather Do – The Celebs Without Make Up Edition
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10 Things You’ve Never Seen in a Webcam Strip Video
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Alex Curran in a See-Through Panty Upskirt
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Cameron Diaz was at the Academy Awards – This Is Her in Action
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Heidi Klum in Her Cocktail Dress Showing Some Tit
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Coco’s Fake Tits Lookin Classy as Ever as they Bust Out of Her Dress
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The Biggest Tits Ever Driving
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Some Dude Catches on Fire at Some Olympic Celebration
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Her Name is Denise Milani and She’s Posing Her Big Tits all Hot For You
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Germany’s Next Top Models Nudes Got Leaked and Nobody Cares
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Allison Angel and Her Friend Making Out and Showing their Vagina’s on the Soccer Field
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Shauna Sand is All Dressed Up But Still in Her Stripper Shoes
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The 15 Worst Celebrity Plastic Surgery Disaters
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Kimmel Responds to His Lame Girlfriend’s Joke With His I’m Fuckng Ben Affleck Shit…
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How To Make a Supersized Condom – Not That You’ll Need it
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Christina Milian’s Got Some Good Fuckin’ Cleavage
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Some Girl Gets Knocked the Fuck Out By a Dude
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CNN Fires Some Dude For Blogging
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Kirsten Dunst is Fresh Out of Rehab and Grocery Shopping
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Some Busty Fake Tit Whore Bouncing Around Naked on Her Bed
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Watch a Windmill Explode Because Windmill’s Are Crazy
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3 Blondes Naked and Tanning and Doin’ Body Shots and Being Drunk
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A Couple of Sluts in Bikinis On a Boat Acting Up
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Jennifer Love Hewitt and Her Fat Ass Does the Oscars
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Star Wars According to a 3 Year Old
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Some Cam Girls Getting Down to Some Classic Rock Montage
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A Woman and Her Daughter Beat Up a Pregnant Teen
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Some Hot Amateur Chick Takes a Shower then Does a Little Diddle Video
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Best Actress Marion Cotillard in Some Nude Scenes From Earlier in Her Career
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Proof that Zac Effron is a Poofter!
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David Beckham’s Condom’s Package Scares Me
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Check Out Carol Marika in Her Hot Photoshoot
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Here are Pictures of Paris in Leggings Not at the Oscars
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Here is Rita G From the Kanye Videos Showing Off Her Tits and Talking…
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Liv Tyler is Washing a Car for Dan from Roseanne and You Can See Some Upskirt Action
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Her Name is Daisy Marie and She’s Showing Off Her Big Brown Cunt
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Was Gene Simmons’ Sex Tape a Publicity Stunt….
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Some Hot Chick Showing Off Her Big Tits and Body in this Video
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Petra Nemcova is Dating Sean Penn – That Should Depress You
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Here’s an Interesting Way To Clean Your Vagina
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Fat, Blonde and Lookin’ For Attention Showing Off Her TIts
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Another Fat Chick Playing With Her Vagina For Attention
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FROM THE FORUM

Janet Jackson – Pre-Release Discipline
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Revolting Cocks – Linger Ficken’ Good
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City and Colour – The Death of Me
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Henry Rollins – Get in the Van
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The Cardigans – Life
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Nada Surf – Let Go
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Melvins – King Buzzo
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C-Mon & Kypski – Static Traveller
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Get Some Porn..it is Fun…
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Use this to Find Girls to FUck – Because Girls Make Sex More Fun
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2008

25

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I tend to get drunk on Friday during the day and always end up not sobering up enough until Sunday night to post my links – I really should work on that – but if you knew me then you’d know it was the least of my worries. I got some hate mail this weekend from a guy who realizes I suck at life:

You really are a fucking idiot. Not your fault, I’m sure inbreeding coupled with genetic degradation played a crucial role in this. But the fact remains that you are one of the stupidest human beings ever to be snipped from a placenta. Your mother should have had her uterus burned out with a red-hot poker, while your “father”, whatever mentally-retarded syphillitic bears that honor, should’ve had his testicles cut out with something rusty and crushed into axle grease.

Thanks for reading! Now here are my links:

Ex Stripper in Her Stripper Dress and Dita Von Teese Tattoo at the Oscars
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This Undwear Model Shows Off Her Hot Ass in Underwear
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Guess the Oscar Boob
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Some Fake TIt Model With a G-String Ass
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A Very Big Set of Fake Tits on this Club Slut….
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Valerie Bertinelli was a Slut and a Cokehead….And So Was I…
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Miley Cyrus Sex Face at the Oscars
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Here are 3 Webcam Girls and their Thongs…
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Pam Anderson’s Cameltoe for Old Times
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Kate Walsh is Getting Stripped at Airport Security
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More on the Girl in the Gene Simmons Sex Tape
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Heidi Klum at the Oscars in a Period Dress
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Sarah Stage is a Slut and This is Her Video
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Some Vivica A Fox Cleavage
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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George Clooney and His Gold Diggin’ Vegas Cocktail Watiress on the the Red Carpet
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America’s Next Top Model May be a Man
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Her Name is Susannah Murray and She is Hot as Hell in FHM
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Here’s a Live Blog of the Oscars Cuz I have no Patience for that shit
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Shay Laren in a Hot Slutty Photoshoot
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Eva Herzigova Does Beachwear
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Katie Holmes Looks 40
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Here are a Whole Lot of Celebrity Upskirt Pictures
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Some GIrl in a Cheesy Fur Bra and Underwear Set Strippin
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Ashlee Simpson Performed at LAX and This Picture of Her Leaving Makes Me Think She Was Turning Tricks in the Bathroom
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Some Webcam Slut Dancing and Gets Busted and Beat Up
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What the Fuck is Going On in This Video?
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Stephanie Ly is Some Hot Lookin’ Asian Canadian Model and She’s Half Naked….Posing…
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Louise Glover Upskirt Matches Her Dress
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Her Name is Monica Leigh and She’s on Myspace in Sheer Panties….
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10 Songs That Gets Girls to Strip
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Pregnant Angelina Jolie Showing Off The Magic of Cum
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Tom Ford’s New Naked Chick Ad Campaign
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Here’s a Weird Video Called Invisible Girl With a Weird Fuckin’ Girl SHowing Off Her Weird Fuckin’ Tits
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Here’s a GOod JOb For You
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Kelly LeBrock from the 80s Movie Weird Science Didn’t Age So Well
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I know You Are Reading this Site and What You Did is Disgusting
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So You Want to be an Adult Film Star – The VIdeo
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The Evolution of Some Slut Named Jenn Sterger
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Some Girl Write the Rules of Giving a Blowjob for you to Give Your Imaginary Girlfriend
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Her Name is Diana Razinn and She’s Worth Lookin At WHen in Her Underwear
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Drew Barrymore Kisses the Mac Guy in Public
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Some Wild Big Brother Seizure/Pass Out
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Plastic Surgeon Fixes Some Wonky Tits
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Go Here for Some Pretty Wild Videos
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Oh Shit – Jamie Lynn Spears’ Baby Daddy Isn’t Her Baby Daddy
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Kelley Hazell in Her Underwear for Some Photoshoot
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Some Dude Talking to Caprice’s TIts…Because They Pretty Much All There is To Her…
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Some Granny Attacks a Male Stripper…Insane
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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FROM THE FORUM

——–MUSIC ———-

Sarah MacLachlan – Solace
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City and Colour – Sometimes
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Air- Everybody Hertz
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Hoobastank – The Reason
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Cypress Hill — Self-titled
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Veruca Salt – 8 Arms To Hold You
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Norah Jones – The Greatest Hits
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Disturbed – Discography
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Minus the Bear – Highly Refined Pirates
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Operation Ivy Thread
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Limp Bizkit Discography
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Sublime – Gold
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Common – Like Water For Chocolate
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Guns n Roses – Ultimate Rarities
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Sarah McLachlan Thread
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Johnny Cash – American IV
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City and Colour – Bring Me Your Love
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REM – Green
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——–PORN———-

Asshole Tattoo
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More Young and Busty Pics
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Some Beautiful Asses
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Some guy getting his Red Wings
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Some chicks that love Krispy Kreme Donuts
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Get Some Porn..it is Fun…
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Use this to Find Girls to FUck – Because Girls are Fun
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2008

22

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

So someone left this comment addressed at me….

Do you ever read your posts after you are done or do you just go with it? Half of your sentences don’t make sense or are missing words. Plus you said you would fuck a bowl of jello and eat it after, that’s disgusting, do you like the taste of your own cum or all guys? You probably think boobs feel like bags of sand or something
you virgin

The site is called Drunken Stepfather. It doesn’t say Oxford school of Grammar. I don’t believe in editing what I write because I am too fucking lazy . I do write while drunk often, so I ramble a lot and probably should be more to the point but probably never will be. I am not gay and don’t like the taste of guy’s cum, but I fuckin’ love jello and never turn it down when it comes my way. I just get so excited when it is in front of me because around here we can’t afford luxury items, so I just eat around the bad parts.

If you weren’t too busy telling me I think boobs feel like sandbags, whatever the fuck that means, you’d probably realize that no one bothers reading this site so I really don’t see why you bothered, but thanks, it saved me from having to think of something to say in this post…..now come here and give me a hug….

But before you do…Check out my links:

Nicole Kidman’s Vagina Lips
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This Hometown Hottie From Maxim is on American Idol….Look at her Posing….in Maxim Since Her Singing is Probably Shit….
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Drunk Body Painted Girl and Some Big Fake Club Slut Tit
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Here are Some Beach Videos Pervert
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Behind the Scenes at a Hannah Hilton Photoshoot
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Some Finnish Chick Who Dated the Prime Minister of Finland is Posing Sexy to Get Back at the Motherfucker
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Natalie Portman Wants to Get Naked Again and This Nipple Slip is a Good Start
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Here are the NUTS Top 100 Movie TIts
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Lohan’s Ex Calum Best is Shoving His Tongue Down a Girls Throat
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RIhanna’s Performance at the Brit Awards Because You Love Her
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Teen Girls Giving Each Other Wedgies….Pervert
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Angelina Jolie almost Dies on a Flight
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Adriana Lima Wears Her Bikini and Puts Up a Hammock
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Some Beach Fashion Trends That Will Give You a Boner
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Here is a Very Drunk Girl and Her Tits in Video
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Some Beach Trends That Will GIve you a Boner
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Here is a Crazy 2005 Reef Ass
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Some Chick Loses Her Tooth on Geraldo
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Some Whore Doing Some Weird Geek Shit in a Topless Shirt With a Chick
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Disney is Brainwashing the Youth with this Miley Cyrus Shit
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Scope Commercial Has a Hot Panty Ass For You
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Hilary Duff Headin’ To the Club
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Here’s a Video of Johnny Knoxville Losing His Balls
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Johnny Knoxville Talking About Almost Losing His Balls
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Some Drunk Russian Chick Having a Hard time Getting Home..
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Some Slut Named Ferrari Shows Off Her Huge Tits
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Some Big Boobs Porn….
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Her Name is Hannah Hilton – She’s a Slut and This is Her Tits Out in Public on Video
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Some Street Performer Freaks me the Fuck Out….
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Funny Drunk Dude Has The Funniest Drunken Prank
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The Avril Lavigne Maxim Pics You’ve Probably Already Seen
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Candice Michelle See Through Pics
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Ten Retarded Celebrity Dressing Room Demands
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May 2005 Plyaboy Playmate Michelle Baena Throwback Pictures….
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Teenage Pregnancy Watch: Jamie Lynn Spears Is Lookin’ Nice a Fat
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Dave Grohl and Will Ferrell Perform Together….
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Lohan is an Orthodox Jew
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Some Myspace Girl Showing Off Her Big Fake Tits….
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The Midget from Yesterday Actin a Fool Video
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Her Name is Sam Cooke and THis is Her Bikini Video
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Jordan’s New Bra and “O” Face at a Book Signing Keeping it Classy
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Jordan Lookin Like a Completely Different Person at a Book Signing
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Heidi Klum Making a Fool of Herself and it’s Hysterical
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Pink Speaks Out About Her Divorce
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Here is Imogen Thomas Posing Half Naked Lookin’ Hot
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Watch the Paula Abdul New Video
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Some Drunk Chick Gets Owned
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Some Dude Busts Into The Bathroom While a Dude is Bangin a Chick Weirdness
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Hot, Black and Naked with Great TIts
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If Watching Teens Dancing Around is Your Thing – This Album is For You
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FROM THE FORUM:

Digable Planets – Reachin
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Rusted Root – When I woke
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PJ Harvey Upskirt and a bunch of CDs\
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Snoop Dogg – Da Game is to be Sold, Not To be Told
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Yes – Fragile
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A bunch of Dance Remixes and Mashups
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James Iha’s (of Smashing Pumpkins) solo CD
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Eve 6 – Eve 6
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Bush – Decunstructed
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Muscles – Guns Babes Lemonade
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REM – Monster
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50 Cent – Power of the Dollar
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Get Some Porn..it is Fun…
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Use this to Find Girls to FUck – Because Girls are Fun
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2008

21

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I read this in the comments…..

I once dated a girl that just broke up with a midget. She fucking loved my average sized dick because the midget was small that my dick felt like King Kong after a year of midget sex. She also loved being fingered by my real sized hands that can get in and hit the spots, unlike the little midget fingers on her last boyfriends. Lesson here is to fuck girls that just fucked a midget because that bitch ain’t getting off on a tiny midget dick.

Ok….thanks for the advice….I wonder if she was hard to win over or whether freak.

Here are my links.

Nicole Kidman in Her See Through Top
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Which Oscar Contenders Would You Rather Fuck?
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Hot Blonde in a Sheer Bra Getting Wasted at the Club You’ll Never Get Let In….
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Some Hot Bikini Eating Ice Cream
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Some Retarded Tits on a Retarded Face
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Her Name is Kirsty Gallacher and these are Her Bent Over Tits
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Some Gene Simmons Sex Tape Stills if You Haven’t Seen the Video Yet…
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Drink Machine Explodes in a Woman’s Face Funny
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Coco’s Playboy Pictures Preview Insanity
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Some Girl Showing Off Her Latin Ass in a Thong
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Some Bitch and Her Strong Thighs
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Vanessa Hudgens Has a Sex Tape Out Now
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Kate Beckinsale’s Got Hot Skinny Legs
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Nicole Richie Wears Spanx to Cover Up Her Baby Making Fat
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Here is the Hot Kanye West Music Video Girl in a Hot Fucking Picture
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Some Idiot Confused Madonna Naked for Marilyn Naked
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Rihanna Wins Silver Dress at Brit Awards….
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Some Russian Amusement Park Titty Prank
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Her Name is Veronica – She is Naked and It’s Worth Checking Out
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Billy Corgan Fuckin’ Sucks in this Cover Song and Pretty Much in Life…
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Her Name is Dana and She’s the Reason This Site is NSFW because Watching People Masturbate is Only Allowed at My Office…Which is More of a Box in the corner of the bedroom….
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It Turns Out That Size Matters…That’s Why All Successful People Have Small Dicks…True Story…
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Britney’s Neighbor Got Some Pictures of Her in Her Backyard Again These are Them
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Lohan Was Tricked into Doing the Nude Spread….
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Liz Hurley Paid Her Maid, My Relatives $2.50 Cents an Hour….
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Go Watch Some Webcam Sluts and Tell Them What to Do You Pervert…Because I want Free Access
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Jessica Alba’s Got a Pretty Solid See Through Moment in what I Assume is Her New Movie But What the Fuck Do I Know…(not much is the answer)
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Some Retarded Kid Freaking Out at Youtube People and it’s Pretty Funny
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Here are all The Academy Award Nominees in the Event you Care
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Some Dude Taking a Dump off a Balcony Video
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Check Out the Rash on this Chick
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Some Twins Having Sex – Lesbian Sex – Twins – Insanely Wrong but so Right
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Some Dancing Girl Falls Hard Video
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Suri Cruise is Child Abused
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Some Webcam Girl Shows Her Ass
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Some Crazy Black Booty Shake
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The Maxim Article Hits MaximOnline
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Some Reject American Idol Slut Reject Wins Some Pageant and is in a Bikini
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Half Naked Stacy Keibler Shows Off Her Legs in Her Not So Funny Funny Or Die Site in a Towel
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Some Dude from Big Brother 9 Did Porn…Here are the Pics….
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Some Weird Animated Sex Scene for you Nerds
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Kate Beckinsale Showing Some Nipple in this Gallery
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Some Marisa Miller in Lingerie Pics
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Some Hot Shakira Gallery
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Some Hot Tits Do an American Apparel Ad….American Apparel Claim I am Too Racy to Advertise on…Meanwhile This is the Smut they Produce
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Some Funny Pranks With Some Midget Radio Host Who I Saw On Tyra Talking About How He Fucks His Tall Wife
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Here is the Cameltoe Post on Some Forum
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Amy Winehouse Kept Hiking Her Skirt Up During a Performance..
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Some Dude Harassing a Chick on the Subway Gets Humiliated in the Best Possible Way
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Some Topless Chick Brushing Her Teeth Topless
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

The Circle of Life…From Vagina Touching to Pregnancy to Baby all in One Album
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Some Nasty Bitch Showin’ Off Her 40 D’s and Her Asshole
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Self Shot Masturbating With Close Ups
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Some Slutty Girls Posing….Showing Vagina and Suckin’ Dick
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Some Big Breasts Getting Licked by Their Owner
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FROM THE FORUM

A Whole Lot of Young and Busy Girls
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Get Some Porn..it is Fun…
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
GO

Use this to Find Girls to FUck – Because Girls are Fun
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