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2007

30

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I like to get drunk and when I get drunk I usually don’t have anyone to talk to. I can’t really drunk dial anyone because I don’t have anyone’s phone number and my wife just doesn’t entertain me when I am drunk so she’s off the list of things to do while drunk. My new favorite thing is drunk IMing and Facebooking.

I suggest that tonight after you drink your lonely self into a happy place, message your highschool sweetheart telling her you still sleep with a picture of her everynight and that life hasn’t been the same without her the last 20 years. Or try find people who work at local stores you go to and ask them what they are wearing and what they think about when masturbating, or maybe even start up on a co-worker by telling her how hot you think she is and how you think about her when you’re masturbating.

The good thing about the internet is that it is faceless, the bad thing is when you run into these people again, but it’s all worth the fun.

In the meantime, click on my links.


Lohan and Her Slut of a Mother in 1986
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Calum Best – Lohan’s Boytoy for a Weekend – Doing Lines Off of Hookers
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Some Chick Calls Her Dad Before Stripping on Girls Gone Wild
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Romantic Day At the Fountain
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Beyonce May Have a Penis
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Crazy Fucking Mother Who Takes Her Girl To Get the Lohan Special at the Tanning Salon Video – INSANE
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Some Girl’s Photobucket Pierced Nipples
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Firecracker Wake Up Prank
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Another Bai Ling Nipple Slip in Cannes Last Week
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Guy Makes His girlfriend Dress Up Like a Stormtrooper…Not Sure How He Got a Girlfriend….
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Owner of Quiznos Takes Out a Homeless Guy
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Elisha Cuthbert is a Dump on Her Way To Paris’
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Blonde Girl Beats Up 2 Goth Chicks
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Disgusting Ball Sack Sex Video – NSFW
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Paulina Rubio Cameltoe Performs
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Madonna Lookin’ Old on the Set of Some Movie She Is Directing
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Imogen Thomas Topless for the First Time, She’s From Big Brother in Europe…
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Photobucket Nipples
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Some Chicks Doing Some Webcam Show Ass Shake Bullshit…
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Sexy Bull Riding Girls
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What the fuck is Up With Paula Abdul…What Meds is She On???
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Petra Nemcova Short Dress Action
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Britney Loses Top While Performing….Shitty Video Worth Watching….
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This Umbilical Reconnection System is Fucking Weird But I Laughed. Unfortunately…
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Sex Doll Factory Pictures That Will Turn You On – Weirdo
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Holly Valance is Some Chick Posing in Fishnets for You
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Funny Girls in Bikini Race Video
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Britney Spears Was Drunk and Puking in Her Hotel This Weekend
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Dancehall Dancers Doing Their Dancehall Ass Shaking Dances at Some Dancehall Dance Convention
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Some Chick Punches Some Idiot in the Face Because He Asks Her To
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Celine Dion Has a Transgendered Son
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Some Chick Masturbating Video – NSFW
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Lohan in Rehab Pictures, Because Rehab is Where You Make Friends With Bigger and Better Addicts…
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Lohan tried to Kill Herself – At Least that’s the Rumor. I bet she was just on her period.
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Brad Pitt in Montreal. I Live in Montreal. I am Not Brad Pitt
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Blame the Gays for Girls Obsessing About Being Skinny….Probably True Cuz All The Guys I know Fuck Fat Chicks….
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Some Webcam Chick Dancing
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Summer is here, Girls are Ready and You Have No Game and Can’t Get Them. Rumor Has It That This Product Will Help…
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2007

30

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I was accused of being a racist again tonight and I wasn’t even making a racial slur, it was just a case of people being over sensitive and jumping to conclusions or creating issues where there were no issues to being with. I was walking down the street and some drunk chick was moonwalking down the side walk like she was Michael Jackson….Some dude in a suit was running after her and she was obviously trying to play cute and hard to get. I said out loud that I didn’t get why dude would stand for that cute hard to get shit, but the looks of the girl, I’d rather fuck the potted plant next to them. They heard me and thought I was hating on her cuz she was black, reality is, I woulda said it if she was Mexican too. I love all girls, I just don’t like when they act a fool….

Here are my links:

Bijou Philips Shaking Her Ass and Dancing in Lingerie in this Photoshoot Video
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Salma Hayek is About to Explode
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Beth Ditto Naked Scares Me Cuz She’s a Lookin’ Good Sweetheaet
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Miss Universe Bikini Pics
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Some Model Named Victoria Von Helkine Photo Shoot Video
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Some Old Chloe Sevigny Bikini Pics
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Ashley Judd Wet
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Lookin’ Good Photobucket
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Vote for this Girl for MTV Real World because she said if she won, she’ll wear ANYTHING I want her to on TV and I think that is worth voting for….
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This is Naked Breakfast and I’ve Been there and It Completely Changed My Breakfast Needs…Fuck Good Food, Just Give Me Naked Waitresses….
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Crazy Woman Drives Through an Office
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Sophie Anderton Tit Slip
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Kendra Wilkison Talks About Being Naked
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Homeless Sex Pictures Are Pretty Amazing…
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Eve Trying to Be Sexy in her Tambourine Video
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Photobucket Pics You Won’t Admit You Like
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One Bum Drop Kicks Another Bum and Steals His Bike
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THis is Something for you Shoulder Fetishists…
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Sheryl Crow’s Creepy Exercise
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Webcam Girl Compilation
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Book of Rude Page 3 Girls
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Topless Miss Universe Chick
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Photobucket Nipple
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This is My Favorite Music Right Now
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Vanessa Anne Hugdens Bikini Pictures
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Hot Teeth
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Terry Richardson Nike Campaign – I Guess It’s To Go Up Against American Apparel
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Angelina Jolie Lookin’ Good in Yellow
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Girl Sends her Boyfriend Pics on their 1 Year Anniversary….
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Cartoon’s You’d Like To Fuck
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Lohan’s Fake Myspace
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Miss USA Falls at the Miss Universe Pageant
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Miss Wet T-Shirt Video Compilation
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Cameron Diaz and Jessica Biel Catfight
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Some Clever Ads
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Lohan Death Pool
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Buy Parts of Lohan’s Crashed Car
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December 2004 – i called lohan a firecrotch – way before Brandon Davies cuz I am a trendsetter for fat losers…You already knew that…
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Nicolette Sheridan Has Hard Nipples
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Petra Nemcova Drunk
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Block Party Rioters Throwing Glass Bottles At People
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Hot Hotel Room Pictures of Some Chick
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Train Collision Video
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Crazy Concept for a Reality Show Cuz It’s About Organ Donors….
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Nicole Richie’s Party Invite For Skinny Bitches
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UK Students Stage a Robbery of their Own Home in Front of the Cops
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Britney Spears is Wet
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Britney Spears Letter to her Fans
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Lilly Allen was Kicked Out of School for Giving Blowjobs
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Some Living Room Housewife Pole Dance
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Chick Doing Catwalk…
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Alyson Hannigan Candids to Make You Vomit…
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Danielle Llloyd is in a Pink Bikini
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Funny Waite’s Dick Prank
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Nicky Hilton Bikini Ass
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Svetlana Metkina Nip Slip
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Somethings Help You Fuck…This is One of those Things
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2007

28

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I decided to get more active this summer because my lungs feel like they are filled with mud, so I decided to steal a bike. I couldn’t find one worth stealing but did find an old helmet in the garbage. I figured that if I have the bike helmet and hit up stealing a bike in daylight no one will think I am stealing….I got the idea from my Hipster’s Stealing Bike video. It’s all about lookin’ the part, even if lookin’ the part is rockin’ a helmet even though helmets make you look fucking gayer than DJ AM.

That said, I probably will never go through with it because it is too much effort, but I did go through with my stepLINKS even though no one is coming to the site today. I guess they are with their family and friends, enjoying the time off or some shit…

I don’t have a job, so I just don’t get excited about holidays….now click on my link…

Some Girl’s Big Fat Tongue
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Kelly Brook’s Bikini Photoshoot For Memorial Day
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Mischa Barton Hospitalized
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Avril Lavigne Tells the World She’s a Highschool Drop Out
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An Actual Video of US Army in Battle for Memorial Day
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Jesus Protester on Sunset Strip and a Girl Getting Naked Next To Him…Almost Amazing…
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Kim Kardashian and Her Hip Hop Producing Loser Who She’s Banging even Though He’s Paris’ Sloppy Seconds…Sexy
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart Havin’ Fun
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Some Maxim Chick Showing Off Her Tits in this Video
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Lohan is Going to Die and I Blame the Lesbian Cock Ronson
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Naked Yoga is Hot When The Right Person Is Doing It…
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Happy Mugshots
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Kissing Video I Don’t Understand
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Weird Paki Party With Strippers
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Lohan’s Dad on Lohan’s Addiction…
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Tweety Bird Popsicle Doesn’t Really Look Like Tweety…
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College Bikini Fight
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Jessica Biel Pumpin Gas
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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The world’s Best Bellyflop
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Fergie Performing With Some Kind of Retardation
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Sienna Miller Topless in Alfie
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Photobucket Lap Dance Party
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Mischa Barton in French Elle Magazine Lookin’ Okay…
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Perverted Baby Video
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Claire Danes Down Shirt Tit Pic
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Britney Spears Heads to the Tanning Salon
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Hipster Pole Dance
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Naked Photobucket Chick. Not Sure How I Keep Finding These
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Paris Hilton Hiding Like Because She’s Got a Fuck Ugly Face…
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Nicole Richie is Pretty Fat for an Anorexic Drug Addict…Maybe She’s Knocked Up, But I Heard Anorexic’s Don’t Get Their Periods
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The Lohan – I Know Who Killed Me Trailer
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Flexible Girl Gallery
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NSFW Sex With a Tribal African Dude – I think this is Staged…
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Svedka Vodka Drops the Lohan Party Sponsorship…Too Bad She Can Afford Her Own Fucking Vodka…
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Gay Activist Gets Punched in the Face
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Losers Fight Over a Girl on Springer
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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On the Street Cleavage Bounce
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Beer Drinking Pig Reminds Me of Me
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Remember the Girls Farting In People’s Mouths on the Street from Fuse TV, This Is Her Prepping for the Fart Video….
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BestWeekEver’s Heidi Montag Bikini Comic
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A Whole Lot Of People Dressed Like Princess Leia Pictures
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NSFW with a Lookin’ Good Sweetheart Who’s Ass Is So Big There is A Rash Where the ASs Chicks Meet…
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Vice Dos and Donts With HIV Chloe Segivny
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Marilyn Manson Taught Justin Timberlake About Pussy
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Use This If You Want to Know What a Vagina Looks Like Firsthand…
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2007

25

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I am sick. My home vodka remedy didn’t work as well as I thought it would. I woke up feeling like a champ, but have slowly been sliding deeper and deeper into the fucking gutter as the day goes on. I guess I was still drunk when I woke up. I still haven’t smoked a cigar in 4 days and that depresses me but my lungs hate me and won’t let me do it.

What doesn’t depress me is all the amazing links I’ve found today and the hope of getting better with lots of sleep over the weekend…so click on them…enjoy the holiday weekend…send me pics and emails and stuff because no one ever emails me and when the internet is my only social activity and no one emails me while I am on it socializing, it kinda makes me feel like a loser…

I have a blog – so I guess that makes me a loser. Click on my fucking links. Asshole.

Trendmill Talks to Hipster Sarah Morrison and Her Hard Nipples…
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Amazing Sex on a London Rooftop Voyeurism…
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Some Israel Make Love Not Terror Commercial…
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Paris Hilton Has a New Pussy
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Some Bikini Pictures for Summer
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Beyonce Bikini Action
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Drunk Girl Flashing on the Streets of Russia
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Petra Nemcova’s Breast Falls Out of her Dress –
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Photobucket Ass
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Nicole Kidman Nude in Fur
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Cute College Girl of the Week – Clarice
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Jessica Simpson Sock Fetish Pictures
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Top 10 Killer Hotties
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Dude Takes a Shit in the Middel of a Busy Street
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Girl’s Tits Get Exposed on a Show Called Cheaters
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Katee Holmes, The Girl Who Wants to Lose Her Virginity in a Porn Website is Launched…
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Bar Refaeli in Cannes Lookin Pretty Fucking Hot
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Father Daughter Purity Ball
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Become a Knight
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The Hot Get Out Girls Go Crazy and Do Body Shots
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Brad and Angelina Make Out in a Car in Cannes…
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Britney’s Cousin and Sidekick Was Avril Lavigne’s Sidekick First…
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70s Porn Clip of the Day
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Some Katherine Heigl Tit Pics
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Webcam Star Hannah Shaking Her Ass Video
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Dude Goes on a Paintball Rampage After Getting Caught Cheating
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Some Vintage Caught in the Act Video
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Old Kate Hudson Hot Abs Pics
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Rosie Quits The VIew – Who Cares?
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Another Air Sex Video
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Some Nerdy Girl Shows Off Her Big Boobs
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Brooke Burke in Razor Magazine
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Hot Chicks with Douche Bags
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Poopy Dildo – NSFW
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Ultra Gay Misshapes Party Promoter Hipster Trash on Video
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Trump Calls Hasselbeck the Dumbest Person on TV
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Danielle Lloyd Ass Flash
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2 Crazy Chicks Beat a Guy with a Piece of Wood VIdeo
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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A Whole Lot of Kim Kardashian
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Carmen Electra Does a Sexy Dance for a Dummy
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Some Hot Plastic Surgery Pics…
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Cumshot of the Year NSFW
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Shrek Sex Tape is a Waste of Time – Don’t Watch It
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Joanna Krupa Does 2008 FHM Calendar
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Upcoming Nude Scenes in Movies For You
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Celebrity Foot Fetish Video
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Some Nude Chick for Maxim Named Seren
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Some Hispanic Girl Lets Men Grab Her TIts
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Weird Japanese Human Animation Thing
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Diving For Crack Video
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Cam Girls Shower Together
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Some Hot Vacation Pics
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Kylie Minogue’s Sexy Dance
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Ladies of the Pen
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Use This To Get Laid….
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2007

21

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t really know what to say other than that I didn’t leave my house all day. I guess that’s what drinking does to me. I was fucking wrecked all day, thinking I was going to die because I am pretty sure I smoked 4 cigars and inhaled every single one of them last night while wasted. Rumor has it that that isn’t good for you…..

I found out on Oprah that if I would gain an inch on my dick for every 35 lbs I lose…that would have been inspiring if my dick actually worked and I could take advantage of that news, instead, I am just going to keep eating french fries and pie….

Lastly, I am thinking about starting a weekly party in Montreal. Let me know if you come get drunk for Jesus Martinez if you were passing through. I wouldn’t actually go to my own night because I wouldn’t want to get shot or stabbed by people like this:

From: WILL4@HOUSTON.RR.COM
Subject: see you soon!
Date: May 21, 2007 1:42:04 AM EDT (CA)
To: info@drunkenstepfather.com

you will go to hell when you die! racist piece of shit! cracker ass faggot! i’ll be seeing you! if you know what i mean! remember, remember the 5th of june! see ya tuesday!

It was a holiday here today and families everywhere were having BBQ’s and enjoying the nice weather, we don’t have a backyard so my wife went over to my neighbor’s house to watch Star Trek movies because my neighbor is a virgin like you and I am hoping she ends up falling in love with him and leaving me, but we’ll see it was just their first or second date and I am sure dude hasn’t pulled his dick out yet…

On that note, here are my links…CUDDLES….

Insane woman fakes hit and run
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No love for Jodie Marsh
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Lohan drinks straight from the bottle –
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Washed up Janice Dickenson pussy
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Megan Fox sunbathing VIdeo
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Convenient store owner ties robber up with garbage bags
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Lohan at Chanel fashion show
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Looking good sweetheart
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Pete Doherty before heroin
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Win Clay Aiken’s clothes, cause that’s such a prize –
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College party girls making out
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Lohan steals from a friend –
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Cam girl dances to heavy metal
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Asian School Girls –
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LNP Last Night’s Lesbian Moment
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Prague girl can’t afford underwear –
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Rock ‘n’ roll refugees, heavy metal in Baghdad –
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Detailed jack off gesture
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Awkward falling pole dancer
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World record squirter
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Fun in the park with Yana –
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Lohan’s baby rat music video –
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Vote for bastardly’s sexiest woman of 2007 –
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Lohan Behind the Scenes Photoshoot VIdeo
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Kelly Osbourne looking fatter than ever
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Woman farts in yoga
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Calum Best Describes Sex with Lohan
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Interview With Some Reality TV Show Fitness Guy named Jesse Brune
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Sarah Connor Camel Toe
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Michael Jackson’s Stuff Going on Auction Sneak Peak
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Guide to Sexy Swimwear
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Catherine Bell’s Big Tits Have a New Show
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Some Water Cooler Video
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Beyonce Topless For New Album
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Weird Asian Picture
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Jessica Simpson’s Breasts in Cannes
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Some Internet Predator’s Webcam Show
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Crazy Gay Latvian Video
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Use This o Get Laid….
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Photo Bucket Posing
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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2007

18

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I think my computer is broken because it turns off on it’s own, which may be a good thing because I am too lazy to turn it off myself. It’s like telling me to stop fucking touching it and that is a feeling I am used to, because every girl I ever got with, even when paying them, would usually tell me to stop touching them. I didn’t like that stop me from doing my links though, it just took my hours instead of the 3-7 minutes it usually takes me. That’s how hard I work for you….

It is a long weekend in Canada and DJ AM is playing at some LAME fucking club here, I heard it on the radio. My goal is to get into that party for free and give him a shirt that says “GAYER THAN BICYCLE SHORTS” in hopes that he will take a picture for the site. I am a 15 year old girl like that. Reality is that I will probably not end up going because leaving my shithole apartment kinda scares me.

Here are my links…

Insane 14 Year Old Likes Sex
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Britney’s Got Some Fucked Up Hair and Takes Laxatives Because She Does Heroin
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Amy Winehouse gets Married and Wears and Bikini TOp
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Myleen Klass Bikini Pictures
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101 Hottest Tattooed Women in the World
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Nicole Kidman Naked in her New Movie
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Hollywood’s Hottest Moms
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Ana Beatriz Barros Does H+M Catalog in a Bikini
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Amateur Sex in Front of the Mirror
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John Stamos has a Freakishly Weird Belly Button
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Free Paris on your Chest
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Mischa Barton’s Early Years..
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A Band Called Placebo Called Out to their Fans to Make Videos of them Singing Their New Song, They Put it All Together and This is The New Video
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This is the New Bionic Woman
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Nude Dating SHow
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Amazing Condom Ad
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Vagina Art..
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Bai Ling Wears a White Bikini in Cannes
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Big Photobucket Tits
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Rapper Cam’ron Video Response to some Hip Hop Drama
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Peruvian Mayor Candidate Attacks TV Host
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Vintage Vibrator
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The Mangina that Scared Me
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Advice For Paris Hilton From a Whore
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Celebrities Giving the Finger but not the kind of Finger I Like
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Rugby Team Checking Their Balls for Testicular Cancer
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Sexy Soccer Video
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How an Idiot Removes a Loose Tooth
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Hot Candid Pics of Chicks Out and About
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The Hottest Whores in Horror
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Paris Hilton Drops her Appeal and Goes to Jail for 23 Days – Amazing…
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Britney Spears has Hard NIpples
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Photobucket Lesbian Lookin’ Good Sweetheart Posing
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Asian Chick in Virgin Gorda in a Bikini, Travel Videos are my New Porn
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Sung Hi Lee is Naked and Asian
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Nancy Odell is a MBILF and Want Ill Mitch Video at the Bottom of Page…
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Watch Howard the Duck Movie
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Depressing but Funny Tattoo
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Photobucket Ass
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Lame Teddy Bear Sex
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Last Night’s Party Does Big Tits
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She Hates Cum on her Face
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Fake Drugged Up Asian Sex That Looks Kinda Real To Me
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Sex in the Changing Room – NSFW
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Ryan Seacrest Ruined American Idol This Week
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Use this to get pussy
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2007

17

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I am result 99 in Google for the search term “black girl” shitting, I don’t think that means I’ve made it but it’s still a fucking accomplishment. I am also result number 19 for girlfriend fucking the dog and even though I wonder what kind of sick fuck looks up that kind of shit, I’m glad to know they ended up here.

I am listening to LCD Soundsystems new album. I got the record label to send it into me because my youngest stepdaughter is a hipster in training and went to the show last week and had a good time. In trying to keep my non-existant hipster readers happy, here’s their video called North American Scum

You can check their website here and their myspace here .

Now you can click on the rest of my links because that’s what I do them for…


Dita Von Tease Flashes her Cunt
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Worlds Fattest Man is over 1000 Pounds
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Daring Bikini Party Because These Girls are Prety Much Naked…Video
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Pictures From the Maxim Hot 100 Party Featuring All Kinds of Famous Sluts
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Calum Best is Bored with Lohan
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Megan Fox is Pretty Fucking Hot
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Jodi Marsh for her New Show in Video
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Sarah Shahi Talks About Her Sex Scene With Tony Soprano and Looks Like a Girl I’d Like To Watch Having Sex
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Some Crazy Bitch Doesn’t Handle Getting Arrested Very Well
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Backstage with Lingerie Models Videos
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Heidi Klum Topless for Jordache
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Here’s the Winner of America’s Next Top Model Jaslene Gonzalez Lookin’ Fucking Disgusting
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One Piece bathing Suit Wrestle
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Some Total Lookin’ Good Sweetheart Named Beth Ditto is Doing Vogue and Looks Fucking Good Sweetheart in these Pics
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Iranian Man Whipped Brutally for Drinking 2 Beers
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Rebecca Romijn Looking Hot in a La Perla Ad
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Paris Hiding from the Paparazzi
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Drug Dealer to the Stars Tells All…
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Kellis Panty Upskirt
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Simpson’s Chest Competition
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Some Dude Let’s People Slap Him Cuz He Thinks It’s Funny
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Kid Finds an Amazing Way to Not Get Busted By His Parents. It is Funny.
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Panty Stain Licker Video – Gross
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Lesbians in the Sky
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Kylie is a Slut Video
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Some Not So Hot Chick Fight
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Wooden Sex Toy For Your As Homo
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Jerry Seinfeld Promoting His New Movie in a Pretty Humiliating Way
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Jessica Alba in her Underwear for Some Movie Called Good Luck Chuck
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Some Chick Named Jackie Guerrido’s Big Old Tits
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Girl’s Skirt Gets Ripped Off
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Webcam at It’s Finest!
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Sexy Hellicopter Video for You
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Monkey and Dog Vs Kids in this Japanese Game Show
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Some Dude’s Girl in her Underwear
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Britney’s Rehab Boyfriend Goes back to Rehab
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Tara Reid Showing Off Her Back and Not Her Vagina
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Topless Fake Tit Wrestling
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Lohan at the Maxim 100 Party
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Drunk Teens in the Shower, I May Have Linked it Before – But I will Do It Again
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Skirting Video
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Throwback Mak Fox Does Lil Markie for Jesus
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10 Ways to Piss off Your Woman
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Caitlyn Vs Liz Bikini Brawl
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Lohan For Radar Magazine with Video
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Demi Moore is Busting Ashton Kutcher’s Balls
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NYC Sex Party Video
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I’ve Linked This Chick’s Shitty Videos Of Her Bad Songs and Attempt at Being Hot So Many Times Already, I figured I had No Choice But to Give you this One…There’s More Panty in it than Usual
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50 Cent on Oprah and Imus
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The Perfect Ass Video
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Amy WInehouse To Marry Her Pete Doherty Impersonator of a Boyfriend
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Use this Spray To Get Laid
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2007

16

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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So i read that Stavros was slamming Petra Nemcova so I wrote him a text message because I have his number….

Good job on baggin’ Petra Nemcova, bitch is fucking hot. Too bad everytime you fuck her you have to think about James Blunt having condomless sex with her, even though he did make me cry with his Goodbye My Lover Song…

I got no answer so I did my links instead…Click them….


Crazed Woman Loses Her Mind on the Phone to a Telemarketer
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Some Chick Going Crazy Getting a Tattoo
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Bruce Willis is Banging Some 23 Year Old Playmate
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Jodie Marsh Dressed Pretty Naked for the Photocall of her New Show Where She Looks for a Husband
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Cameron Diaz Titty Slip on Ellen
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Reinie is the FHM GIrl of the Day and She’s Hot
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Wear Scarlett Johannson’s Chest…I Mean On Your Chest…
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Britney Spears Photoshopped and Topless for her Website Fan Letter
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Avirl Lavigne Topless in Blender
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Sales Girl Loses Her Skirt Prank
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Vintage Jessican Alba and Scarlett Johannson Pic
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Some Asian Chick Named Bony does a Weird Fucking Dance in a Tight Shirt
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There’s been a crackdown on radio hosts for being too racy.. Comedian Patrice Oneal Defends Funny…I’d do the same if people thought I was funny….
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Belly Dancing Video Number 9 from a Lookin’ Godo Sweetheart
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Kate Moss Making Out With My Favorite Person Pete Doherty
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Oprah’s Disgusting Feet
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Britney’s Nipple Ring Titty Scratch…
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Kelly Osborne and Kimmy Stewart
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Justin Timberlake Kissing Jessica Biel
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Clown Blowing Up Lady’s Skirts with a Fan
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Here’s a Crazy Woman Having a Crazy Freakout on the Street….
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Mom Dancing
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2 Girls Dancing in the Kitchen
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Charlize Theron Showing Off Her Body
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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jole Threesome Rumor
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Unsuccessful Helicopter Take Off
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Teri Hatcher Panty Upskirt
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Busy Phillipps in Stuff Magazine Looking Hot
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Drunk College Chicks Flashing the Camera
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Katherine McPhee’s Boyfriend is an Old Bald Man
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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A Video Called Naked Yoga That Isn’t Naked But Still Hot
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Hip Roll / Belly Dancing Video Because Girls Like Dancing on Youtube
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Sluts Doing Yoga in Bikinis
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Girl Gets Pushed into the Fountain at the Mall
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Some Chick in Boston Showing Off Her Fat Tits in a Creepy Amateur Porn Style Video
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Virginie Gone Wild…Is a Youtube Video of a Bitch in a Thong
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Indian Chick and Her Big Tits Doing an Exotic Dance
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Asian Dancer Video
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Some Girls Who Think They Are Giving a Sexy Workout Video
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A Fat Belly Dance
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Disgusting Crackwhore Goes Off On Cops
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Angry Black Woman Video
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Some Chick Showing How Flexible She Is…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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You Need Sex, I need Money, Good Deal Cuz This Works
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2007

16

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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So it looks like I actually do make people famous:

Hey Brother. How you doin’? I wrote you a while back about my girl RYDER SKYE and sent in some pics. Well with the help of the Drunken Stepfather she has been getting getting porn work like crazy. Every since you put her pics up she has gotten one of the top porn agents in L.A. and has already worked on several websites and films for some big companies and is getting more calls everyday. Thanks man, couldn’t have done it without you. If anyone wants to check her shit out they can go to her myspace account (name is RYDER SKYE). Your the King!

-Bob Screamer

I feel like he’s lying to me to get another post about her out there. Since I have nothing better to say and he’s sucking up to me and I like hearing people suck up to me…He got it.

Now click my links asshole….

Bridal Boxing Video
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Lohan Hanging with a Mini Britney
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Britney Spears – New Wig – No Bra
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Fergie’s New Video In Her Underwear and Singing and Ass Shots and Shit
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Jessica Alba in GQ Looking Good
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Jenna Jameson for FHM Posing Like the Slut She Is
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Midget Running from the Cops
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Bird Flies into a Jet Engine and Forces an Emergency Landing…So It’s Not Just a Myth…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Carmen Electra in a White Bikini
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Kate Middleton Pink Panty Upskirt
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Renee Zellweger Lookin’ Like a Clown and not the kind I want to Fuck…
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Aishwarya Rai Wet in Some Movie Clip….
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Lesbian Scene in an Asian Movie
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Celebrity Embarrassing Beach Moments..
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Lesbian Photobucket…
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Same Girl Proving She Isn’t a Lesbian….
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Alicia Silverstone is Knocked Up Cuz Someone Busted Nut in Her… Poor Bastard….
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Some Punk KId Punches Some Chick in the Face
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Petra Nemcova is Banging Stavros…
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How to take out a guy coming at you with a gun…hand to hand combat is the future…
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Two Chicks from CamWithHer Getting it On Together (Look Down and Right for Player)
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Terri Hatcher on Lois and Clark Being Sexy
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Idiots Throw Darts at Their Friend’s Ass Cuz They are So Crazy..At Least They Think They Are…
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Some Chick Stripping on Webcam Because That’s What Webcams are For…If you are a girl…I just said …THAT’S WHAT WEBCAMS are for…
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Hayden Panettiere Gets Tickled.
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Hot Asian Girl of the Week – Fumina Hara
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Photobucket Vibrator Video
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Jessica Simpson Look Alike Giving a BJ – NSFW – There is Penis…
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FHM’s 100 Sexiest Uncensored….
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Sanjaya from American Idol Performs with Drag Queens….
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Some Singers with Cameltoe, Nipslips and Other Exciting Stuff…
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Jessica Biel Pictures from Vaniety Fair
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Impressionists Piss Me Off I Don’t Know Why But I Have Probably Written About It Somewhere in the Archives…Here is an Impressionist doing Cosby, Kramer, Ray Romano…It is as Fun as I Just Made It Sound…
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Some Chick Named Neriah Davis Posing Naked
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The Game Humiliated On a Dating Show Before He is Famous
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If you haven’t seen it yet…Breakdancers Kick the Shit Out of a Kid
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Horny Swamp Monster Sex That is Dirty, NSFW and Fucking WEIRD as FUCK
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Hip Hop Person Named Lil Cease Getting Naked…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Chick Driving her Naked Self Around in a Convertible.
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Celebrities Vs the Paparazzi – More on Lohan Running Down Some Dude
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Some Fat Assed Chick Walks Upstairs With a Bottle Stuck Between Here Ass Cheeks, That’s How I used to Store my Cigars…
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Sienna Miller’s Sex Scene in that Warhol Movie That You May Have Seen But Should Watch Again
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Big ball Sex that is NSFW but so retarded you HAVE to See It..
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Use this to get Pussy
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2007

14

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I went to the synagogue today because a friend offered me 20 dollars to help him pick up some props from a wedding that went on last night. My friend works for some event company that rents out shit like tables and chairs and other things that the Jewish people of the world use to make their synagogue wedding unique. We couldn’t get in the front door so we tried sneaking in the garage where we were confronted by some Jewish wife with a can of mace who thought we were out to rob her or some shit. Once my friend sorted it all out, we ended up inside to witness girls trying on clothes for a Jewish fashion show and a couple of young Jewish soon to be wives planning weddings of their own…It was all a very spiritual experience….what did you do today? I hope it involved clicking on my links….


Nick Lachey and Vanessa Manillo On the Beach…in Bathing Suits…Being Boring
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The Pussycat Doll Bitch on the Beach in a Bikini – I think I linked this already
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Cameron Diaz Slutty At The Beach
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Vote for FHM’s Digital Darlings Competition, Because Hot Chicks on the Internet Are Accessible…and Accessible Means You Can Sexually Harass them on Myspace…
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Sarah Silverman Posing in Maxim
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Vanessa Lorenzo Photoshoot Video
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Some Kid Let’s His Dog Hump Him Cuz He’s a Pervert
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Gisele Buying a Used Lamp Cuz She’s Cheap
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Old Ladies Fight Video
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Christina Aguilera in Italian Vogue
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Crazy Japanese Wrestling
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Christina Aguilera and the Mother She Will Look Like in 20 Years….Together…
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Kim Wilde is the Perfect Girl Video
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Scottish Guards Get Drunk and Let it all Hang Out
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Chick Fight in the Driveway
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Jessica Simpson Rockin’ Out Hard at a Club
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Mary Kate Olsen’s Idea of a Sexy Rib Exposing Top
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Pamela David Nude Pics
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Britney Changes Her KId’s Diapers on the Side of the Road
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Ugly Betty Gets Paid 10,000,000 Dollars For Her Ugly Teeth
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Leonard Nimoy Nude Photography
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Some Creepy Guy Loves His Food Way Too Fucking Much
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4 Out of 5 Doctors Agree that Joe Francis is an Asshole. Girls Gone WIld Update
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Marilyn Manson’s Real Sex Video That I think I Posted Already….
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Some Kid Tackles some Street Performer on Stilts…
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Hot pole Vaulting Chick
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Bansky Exposed
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Bulgarian Fish Market
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Webcam Chick Dancing Topless
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Some Chick Interviews People on the Street With Her Tit Hanging Out
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Stupid Movie Death Scenes
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An Interview with Gym Class Heroes Because Chicks Like Them and You Like Chicks
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Chicks Jerking Off a Horse
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Kelly Clarkson is Fat and Having a Heart Attack on Stage….
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Reese Witherspoon Telling Off The Paparazzi
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Some Teen Cam Chick Posing Gallery
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Big Tits Playing Tennis
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Chocolate Jesus
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Carrot Top Update
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Keira Knightley Gets Undressed by 2 Dudes
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Lilly Allen’s Fat Nipples
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Lohan is Being Sued for Running Over a Photographer Who Was Trying to Take Pictures of Her to Sell and Not Give her a Cut Of the Money…
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Hot American Apparel Ad
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Public Sex Video
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The World’s 10 Worst Mothers
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Sign-Up For a Free Blowjob
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A reader’s T-Shirt Company
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