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2007

19

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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So some girl who reads the site wants to meet me and take a bath for me. She keeps sending me heavily erotic emails about how badly she wants to eat my cum and how badly she wants to suck my dick and how tight her pussy is. I know that this person is someone who wants to kill me and are trying to lure me with images of tight little blond chicks getting off to me so I asked her to send me a video to prove that it’s her. If that comes through I will know for a fact that I am the next big thing to hit the internet, literally, unfortunately for you, if it comes through I am not going to share it with you, because no one ever sharces naked pics or videos of their girlfriends with me. Reality is that it is some 45 year old dude with a dildo in his ass, wearing lipstick and sharpening the knife he’s going to kill me with, but at least the fantasy’s there and so are my links…cuddles.

Some Model Falling on the Runway Video
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TV’s Best Nymphos
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Daxter From Some PSP Game in the Crazy Chamber Because You Like Video Games, They Are Your Friends
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Check Out the Girls in the FHM Hometown Honey Search Because You May Know Them and May Have Banged Some of them But I Doubt It…
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Carrie Underwood Showin’ Off Her Single Legs
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Ainett Stephens Has a Nipple Slip in the Water
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Sex On a Bridge The Movie
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Amy Winehouse Fuckign Wasted in Video
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Interview With a Whore Named Ceara Lynch
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Some Hot Chicks and Some Hot Cars
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Lohan is a Homewrecker and Her New BF and His Fiance He Left For Lohan Have It Out on Myspace. It Is Funny because Everyone Knows Lohan Will Dump This Fucker Leaving Him All Alone and Sad….
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Vanessa Hudgens is Looking For Work…I’ll Hire Her To Get on Webcam For Me For a Couple Dollars
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Kim Kardashian Is Wearing a Corset Because She’s Fat
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Hilary Duff in Mexico Not Naked or Squatting Enough For This Mexican
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Claire Danes is Crazy and Has Been in Therapy Since She Was 6 Because She Was Scared of her Imaginary Friends
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Some Extreme Beer Pong for You Frat Boys
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Britney’s Got an Ironic T-Shirt Because She’s So Poetic
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Sharon Osbourne Grabbing Some Tit
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Cindy Margolis Showing Off her Cleavage in a Skimpy Outfit Like This Was the Internet in 1997
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The Hegre Girls on Vacation Naked and Hot
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Watch This Crackhead Singing the Song From Dreamgirls…Did You Know…You’re My Jennifer Hudson?
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Slash Talks About Hallucinating After Shooting Cocaine
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Joely Rchardson From Nip Tuck Is Skinny As Fuck and You Love Anorexic Bitches So Check Her Out…
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Jennifer Aniston Hates Brad Pitt
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Donald Trump Hates Angelina Jolie
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Kim Kardashian’s Big Ol’ Ass in Some Tight Skirt
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Some Fat Kid Falls During a School Play
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Jessica Biel is a Fucking Man and Here She is Without Her Tranny Make-Up Lookin’ Like a Man
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John Goodman Checks Out of Rehab…Next Stop…McDonalds then Fat Camp
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Victoria’s Secret Christmas Pajama Party Pictures
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Jaslene Proves that America’s Next Top Model Doesn’t Know How To Pick ’em In Some Sheer Top
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Some Ice Skating Topless Chick Prank
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Amy Winehouse Got Arrested….
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Steve-O Does the Cooter Hop Over Some Naked Chick
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Hot Wedding Dress When You’re Marrying a Whore
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Some Hot Chick Named Patrycja Mikula Lookin Hot in Panties
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Some Homemade Sex Tape
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Some Flexible Russian Chick Bending
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Deshawn Stevenson from Some Sports Team Likes Lohan nad is Offering 10,000 dollars to get in Contact with Her….I’ve Got Some Serious Competition in Trying to Get in Her Box Right Now…
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American Apparel Turns Sleazy Artistic with Tits and Reindeer
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Lohan’s Uncle Was Busted for a DUI
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JK Rowling Has Trouble Keep Her Harry Potters in Her Dress at Press Conference
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The Hot Girl in Girls Aloud Showing Off her Hot Body
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Obie Trice and Saigon do a Remix for “Wanna Know” for Entourage and This is the Video
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Some Slut Rubbing Her Tits in the Forum
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Daft Punk Alive – Album Download in the Forum
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Eminem Presents – Re-Up – Album Download
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Japanese Ice Skater Because Japanese People are Crazy
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Download Bruce Springsteen – Magic in the stepFORUM
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Hot Lesbian Sex at the Beach
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Girl Sticks Paint Brushes in her Ass
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Sophie and Kylie Making Out in Lingerie Video
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Some Girl On Photobucket Showin’ Off Her Ass
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Some Band I’ve Never Heard of Versus Halo 3 – for you Gamers
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Lookin’ Good Sweethearts
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Some Reader’s Hip Hop Mix Set
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Look at this Picture Because It’s Fucking Sick….and Funny….All At the Same Time….
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Find All the Latest In Celebrity Pussy Here
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Some Girl and Her Fucking Machine Orgasms….
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Sex on the Tanning Bed Video
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Find the Best Sites To Jerk Off To
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Use this Shit if You Like to Fuck
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The Longest Webcam Video I Have Ever Seen With Teen Girls Dancing in Bras and Underwear Trying to Be Seductive Like They Are in a Hip Hop Video…If you Know the Girl In Black Have Her Email Me If She’s 18
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2007

17

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I suck today. I don’t know what the fuck happened but it was one annoying thing after another that only let me post twice. I guess no one really cares because you don’t read this shit but I am going to get drunk. I know all these sites are a lot hungrier than I am to be the first on content, but they are no way nearly as hungry as my wife. That bitch can eat and is part of the reason why I wasn’t by the computer all day. I guess tomorrow is another day for us, we’ll just have to wait until then to find out if this is the end of stepfather, or if I can pull my shit together. It’s a cliffhanger. Stay tuned. Asshole.

Here are my links:

Hot Panty Upskirt Shot
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Ellen Cries For the Animals on her Show Because She’s Acting To Cover Her Dog Scandal
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Eva Mendes Nude in We Own the Night Video
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This Video is Called Pornstar in the Making….and It Is Some Hot Chick’s First Time on Cam Posing Her Big Boobs
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Vanessa Hudgens Got Fired For Disney Partially Because of These Thonged-Ass Shots
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Kylie Minogue’s Nipples are Hard
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Kelly Brook’s Lauches
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Some Crazy Kid Playing Great Balls of Fire on the Piano
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Elsa Benitez Photoshoot Video From 2002 Cuz She’s Hot
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Guess the Celebrity Ass
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Guess Ellen’s Lesbian Lover’s Boobs
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Watch The Mischa Barton Lesbian Movie Trailer
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Some Japanese Chick Named Haruna Yabuki in a Bikini
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Casey Batchelor is Some Chick With Huge Tits
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Lohan in Some Fuck Me Boots
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Other Women’s Breasts Drive Other Women Crazy…You’re All a Bunch of Dykes….
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Some Crazy Backpakcer Jumps On a High Speed Train For Thrills Cuz Backpackin is Some Hippie Shit
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Britney Spears was the First To Know Lance Bass Was Gay But Was Too Dumb to Realize What Gay Meant…
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Some Victoria Beckham Cleavage at Mel’s Diner
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Carmen Electra’s Fuck Me Boots
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Raven Riley Shows Her Cooter While Suckin’ a Cigar and I Love Both Cooter and Cigars…A Little Taste of Heaven
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Funny Yoga Lesson Beer Commercial
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Gemma Atkinson’s 2008 Calendar Exclusive
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Denise Pernula is in November’s Playboy….Here’s a Video of Her Signing Copies of the Mag for a Bunch of Losers Who Want to Meet the Girl They Jerk Off To, Even Though Jerking Off to Playboy is Like Jerking Off to the Facebook Pictures
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MTV Tries to Show The World That We’re Idiots For Being Able to Recognize Britney and Marilyn and Not Two Fuckers Who Invented Shit Decades Ago…Because We All Know They Just Used Wikipedia Like the Rest of Us. Fuckers.
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Some Viagra Ads From Around the World
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Cat Fight Video of the Day
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The Worlds Unluckiest Man is Luckier Than Me
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Donald Trump and His Bitches
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Pam Anderson’s Classy Wedding
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Some Hot Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures Because She’s a Cunt
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A Jennifer Connelly Gallery For You To Fuck Yourself To
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Some More Pics of Kim Kardashian Modeling Her Tits at Her Fashion Show
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Lohan’s Boyfriend Left His Fiance For Lohan and I Would Too
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Ashlee Simpson Dressed in Some Stupid 80s Outfit
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Models in One-Piece Bathing Suits Because I Love Models
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Tom Cruise is Raising a Robot and Feeding Her Some Weird Shit
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Brooke Hogan Walking Around Half Naked
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Paris Hilton Dumped Her Pizza Delivering Boyfriend She Got Fucked and Moved On…Life and Times of a Whore
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Cam With Her Chick Posing With a Football
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The Cruz Sister Sandwich
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Best of Bush from 1994 – If There’s Such Thing of the Best of the Band Bush….
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Streaker Gets Arrested
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Black Chick Shaking Her Ass
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Nicole Scherzinger Posing Half Naked in Blender
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Here’s a Lesbian Gallery for You Cuz You Like Tight Lesbians Doing Each Other
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Elevator Surprise Prank
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British Actor Named Anna Friel Topless By The Pool
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Find Out The Best Porn for You
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This Will Get You Sex It’s Proven
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2007

17

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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So I was telling some girl that I was a virgin on the computer the other day and she didn’t believe me. I told her if she ever saw me, then she’d have an easier time believing, this shit is not a magic trick or anything. But I also know that virginity is a myth and that girls are throwing their pussies around like they never have before and people are starting to fuck at a young age because they were raised by their TVs and the internet and use sluts and porn as their role models, while their self-centered parents were out earning a living to buy them the slutty clothes they think are fashionable because they make their tits bust out of their shirts or they asses hang out of their skirts, and they assume that fucking is what will make them famous like Lohan or Paris or get them respect from the dudes they hang with, who have been jerking off to porn since they’ve been ten and know more about fucking than Britney Spears. Now I am not an expert, but slutty girls never get respect, but I still love them just the same and I don’t care if they are into getting naked on camera or easy to get in my mouth, as long as they are willing to do it for me. The real comedy in all this is that this whole slut movement’s taking over the world, but you’re still not getting laid. At least you’ve got my links to click on. They won’t get your dick wet, but they will distract you from how lame you are. Cuddles.

Some Hot Fantasia Barrino Bikini Pictures
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Kim Kardashian’s Playboy Pictures
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Some Bloody Mary Optical Illusion cuz Halloween is Coming and the Sluts are Prepping Their Vaginas for It….
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Jenna Jameson on the Catwalk Modeling for Heatherette, Lookin’ Like Death
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A whole lot of White Girls Crankin’ Dat for Soulja Boy and I love White Girls Dancing in Shorts….
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The World’s Worst Plastic Surgery
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Classic Naked Angelina Jolie Sex Scene
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Scarlett Johannson and her Whore Cleavage or You To Remember The Last Time You Ever Saw Tits Even Though They Looked Nothing Like This…
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Some Loser Beatboxes The Three’s Company Theme Song Cuz He’s Hip Hop
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Brad Pitt Was a Strippin’ Frat Boy in College…I Hate Frat Boys.
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The MoneyMaker Has Shaken…And It Is Good
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How To Carve a Pumpkin Because Halloween is Coming and the Sluts are Prepping Their Vaginas
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Lohan’s Back in LA and is Being Good – I Can’t Wait for the Relapse – Because That’s When I Will Move to LA and Make Her My Wife….
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Steve-O Naked for PETA – Like He’ll Be Able To Influence Anyone To Not Wear Fur….
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Victoria Beckham’s Got some Hard Nipples
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Watch Britney Spears Get Booked After Turning Herself In…All The Cool Kids Are Getting Arrested…You Should Too
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Some Hayden Panettiere is Lookin’ Alright in a White Dress….
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Kid Rock is Banging Paris Hilton…Nice Incestuous Life of a Celebrity. You Think They’d Be Able to Get Some New Blood Into the Fucking Mix….
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Heidi and Spencer Eating Tacos…But Not The Kind of Tacos I Like Eating…Get It? That Was a Vagina Reference!!
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Some Catfight Video
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Carolina “Pampita” Ardohain in Some Spanish Magazine Lookin’ Classy
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Some Horny Dog Ruins This Girls Dance Routine
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Cameron Diaz Showing Off Her Rack That I Didn’t Know She Had
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Kate Walsh is the Cougar of the Day
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Some Chick Named Giulia Siegal in a See-Through Top
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Some Lauren Conrad and Audrina Partridge in Some Lingerie
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Britney’s Friend Talks About Why Britney Doesn’t Wear Panties
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Some Hot Webcam Chick in Action
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Laughing at this Video Will Send You To Hell…Oh Well…I am Sure Worse Things Could Happen, Because This is Next Level Funny
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Some Psycho Neighbor Goes Nuts on Her Lawnmower
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A Whole Lot of Stacy Keibler Half Naked Pics Cuz She’s Hot
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Hottest Brazilan Wife You’ll Ever See
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Some Hot Lesbian French Kiss on Holland TV
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Dudes Dancing on the Subway Car
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The Biggest Joke of the Day is that Ricky Martin Got a Star on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame….
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The Gayest Fucking Chocolate Bar Commercial Ever
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Some Artist Uses Celebrities In Compromising Positions for her Work…I Want to Use Lohan in Compromising Positions for My Work.
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Kate Hudson’s Got a See Through Shirt On And I Don’t Care Because She’s Ugly
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Lucy Pinder Naked in Some Magazine
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Some Talkdown Interview with Radiohead
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Some Chick Named Lucy from LSG Posing Naked in this Video o a Photoshoot
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Some Asshole Kid Slams His Mother to the Floor
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Some University of Texas Chick Being Naked and Slutty and Lesbionic
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Amber Tamblyn is Jeanne Tripplehorn’s Illegitimate Child…WHAT?!! This is Huge Considering I’ve Never Heard of Any of Them
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Vote on the Hottest Tennis Asses
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I Love Rihanna, Download Her CD from the stepFORUM
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Download the Hives CD Leak – It’s Supposed to be Hard to Find…
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Some Dude in the Hot Tub With A Lot of Japanese Girls
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People Fucking in Shallow Water
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This will get sluts around you horny
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Pleasureville’s Got 56 Videos Featuring Some Slut Slutting Out
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2007

16

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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That party like a rockstar song is pretty big right now, but partying like a rockstar is a waste of fucking money. All these kids with their parent’s credit cards are going nuts buying their bottles of Grey Goose like shit makes other people think they are rockstars in their designer clothes, when everyone knows that you’re just some asshole with his parents money or even with money made at a call center all week only to blow and give the illusion of being a rockstar. What people should be aspiring to do is party like a homeless person because homeless people are always fucked up and they do it on a budget and it is a lot more accessible for the everyday man. Sure, chicks don’t fall for homeless dudes, but after drinking a bottle of rubbing alcohol who really gives a fuck because you can’t see the chicks anyway cuz you’re blind now motherfucker and covered in your own feces or the feces of your friends….if you even have friends, but you don’t care about friends cuz you’re partying like a homeless man and homeless people are like lonesome cowboys.

Either way, here are my links.

Clip from Keeping Up With The Kardashian’s Where She Learns How to Pole Dance
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Bert And Ernie Are Gangsters
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Which Game Show Host Would You Rather Do
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Jennifer Aniston is Obsessed With Her Pubic Hair and So Am I….
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Some Drunk Hot Chick Eats Maggots Video
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Jennifer Garner’s Thong Slip
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Model Isabeli Fontana See Through Action
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Kim Kardashian on the Runway With Her Fat Ass
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Kim Kardashian’s Got Some Big Fucking Tits in a Blue Dress
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Review Of New Radiohead Album
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Some Life-Sized Hologram of Kate Moss Is Pretty Amazing and I want One To Fuck
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Pee-Wee Herman’s Angy Leprechaun Halloween
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Phoebe Price On Set of Some Music Video in Action…
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Diddy Slapped a Man Over a Girl at a Night Club Because He Can Do Whatever He Wants
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Lucy Pinder Photoshoot With a Snake Video
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Ben Afleck’s Kid Plays With Money
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I am Convinced Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey are Brother and Sister
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Rosario Dawson’s Got Some Hard Fucking Nipples
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Some Slut Who Can’t Sing
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The Keeley Hazell 2008 Calendar Pictures
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Teri Hatcher Pickin’ Her Wedgie
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Gay People Hate Perez Hilton and So Do You…
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Vanessa Hudgens’ Nude Pics Get Her Paid!
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Some Dude in a Wheelchair Wins a Date With a Pornstar
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T.I. Goes to Jail For Buying Machine Guns Cuz He’s Awesome
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Kate Moss Does i-D Magazine in Her Panties and Looks Good
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Amy Winehouse’s Wigs Are Made From Romanian Orphans.
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Justin Timberlake Shotgunning a Beer at a Tailgate Party
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The Vatican Think The Pope Came To Us From the Grave in Fire
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Naomi Watts Rock Hard Nipple Scene
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Some Dirty Cunt Needs To Get Some Full Throttle – Comedy Video
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Here Comes Everyone On The Bride Video
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Some Drunken Girl Craving Massive Attention By Showing the World Her Ass Video
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Last Night’s Party Always Finds the Drunken Whores Willing to Get Naked
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Girls Caught Tanning Topless on a Roof Top
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Some Beach Volleyball Girls Gallery
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Some Dudes Roommate Gets Caught Jerking Off
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Pete Doherty and His New Model Girlfriend Named Irina Lazareanu Who Was His Young Model Girlfriend When She Was 15 and Was Then Discovered by Kate Moss
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This Picture Changed my Fucking Life….
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Some Webcam Chick Teasing Like Webcam Chicks are Supposed to Do
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Kat Cross Showing Off Her Big Tits For Ralph Magazine
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Read the Spencer Pratt Interview In Radar Because It’s Jokes…Like His Career
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Some Ashanti Spread in King Magazine With Her Tits Bustin’ Out
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Paris is Going to Rwanda To Cure the AIDS Epidemic With Her Vagina
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Some Girl Shows Off Her Ass On Photobucket Because Girls Seem To Like To Take Naughty Pics of Themselves, Just Not For Me….
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Scary Kids Scaring Kids CD – Weird Fucking Name for a Band but Download It If That’s Your Thing.
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Some Three-Way Chick Fight Breaks Out on the Street
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Use this Spray To Get Laid
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Find Pussy in Your Hometown Because Sluts Are Everywhere
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Find the Best Porn Sites Out There To Jerk Off To, Because Let’s Face It, It’s The Closest Thing You Can Get To a Gf
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2007

15

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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My wife thought I died last night because I never came home. I ended up getting wasted doing tequila shots until 8 in the morning because tequila shots make me feel alive. I ended up waking up in a closet at some after party venue and didn’t remember much of the night except for trying to grab some girls ass like the sexual predator I am. I don’t think it went over well because apparently girls don’t like my drunken dirty hands. They are more into good conversation and not being spat on by some dude who can barely stand. It’s been a rough day but it was worth the pain and lucky for my wife and all of you, I didn’t die and plan on doing it again tomorrow night because Monday is the most underrated night to do tequila shots until 8 in the morning that is the beauty of not having a job. Let’s face it, I am living the dream.

So here are my links from Friday that I forgot to post.

Is it Fake or is it Slutty?
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Heidi Klum and Her STDS
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Laura Weston is Some Hot Chick From Australia
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Drunken Girls Naked and Flashin’ Their Junk To a Cab Driver Video
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Penelope Cruz Pirelli Calendar Photoshoot Video Because She is Fucking Hot
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Jael From America’s Next Top Model Naked at Burning Man
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Anna Nicole Will be Exhumed
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Coco’s Cameltoe
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Kendra Wilkinson at her Celebrity Rap Superstar Bullshit Rockin’ Some Hot Titty Shirt
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A Whole Lot of Hilary Duff Pictures For You To Print and Jerk Off On – Weirdo
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Jessica Simpson is Banging Orlando Bloom
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Rihanna Showing Off Her Big Titties
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Some Chick Named Nikki Grahame Topless on the Beach
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Some Drunken Pam Anderson Pictures
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Some Photobucket Slag Naked and Posing and Shit
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Josh Hartnett is Banging Rihanna
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Some Big Breasted Chick Showing Us How to Survive an Earthquake By Shaking Her Tits
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The Star of My Girl is Engaged to a Guy in the Army
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The Kendra Wilkinson on the Celebrity Rap Show … Rapping
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Some Christina Aguilera Pregnancy Pictures
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Christina Aguilera Scratching Her Itchy Vagina
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Lohan is Broke But I’d Still K-Fed Her
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Some hot Anorexic Erotica Because Skinny Chicks With Eating Disorders are Hot
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Some Black Chick Gets Beaten Up By Dudes
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A Big Vagina Fucks a Can Of Beer Video
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Jennifer Love Hewitt is Fat
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How To Tell if a Woman is Crazy
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Petra Nemcova and Eva Mendes Together
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Britney Spears’ New Album Cover
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Beyonce See Through Dress
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Some Zac Efron is Beautiful Video
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Show Jesus Martinez Your Boobs
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Lily Allen’s Secret Sister Comes Out of the Woodwork…
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Jessica Simpson’s Tits Continue Their Fight on Acne
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Drunken Kirsten Dunst
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Some America’s Next Top Model Named Lisa D’Amato’s Music Video Called “Ace of Spades” That Will Offend You….Because It’s So Bad….
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Some Big Brother Twins Offered Big Money from Playboy to Pose
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Ann Coulter Hates Jews and That Makes Me Laugh…
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Some Drunken Lady at a Wedding Passes Out in a Field
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Pam Anderson’s Slutty Party Lifestyle Catches Up With Her Face
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Some Photobucket Ass Collection
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13 Haunted Houses That Will Make You Wet Your Pants on Halloween
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Here’s Some Serious Ass-Vertising – One of the Better Things Marketing Has Come Up With…
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Download 2 The Vines Albums
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Download Some Kid Rock Album
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Some Girl Riding a Broom Arcade Game Video That is Like Porn
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Rihanna Gets an Ugly Fucking Tattoo
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Download the Jordan Sex Tape
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I Have this Skill Where I Turn Girls into Lesbians…This Lesbian Site Got a 79
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Use This Spray To Get Laid. It Works For Me…Unfortunately My Penis Doesn’t…He Quit A Long Time Ago..I guess I was a Bad Boss.
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2007

11

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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Last night ended with me being the last person in the bar talking to some dude who was with some busted girl and every time she turned away he’d reassure me that he doesn’t normally have sex with such ugly girls but it was 3:30 in the morning and he figured why the fuck not treat her like the prostitute she wants to be treated like. I guess having standards is useless because ugly girls have vaginas too, and if they are willing to let you visit their vaginas, you might as well take the gift and roll with it, you just gotta be strategic like not let it happen at your place and you gotta make sure they never get your phone number or else you’ll get trapped to an ugly chick because you’re hooked on fuckin’ even if fuckin her is like fucking a bathtub filled with mash potatoes. If you’re wondering why I know what fucking a bathtub of mash potatoes is like, realize that this life of mine has been a pretty ridiculous one…

Here are my links.

Ugly People Modeling Agency Video
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Phoebe Price Flashes Her Ass
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Ashlee Simpson Dancing Video that Will Turn You On
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Some Comedy Song Called “The Perfect Girl”
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Britney Pussy From Another Angle
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Some Dude Gets Beat Up By A Girl
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There is No Room For Racism in Porn
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Alyssa Milano Showin Off Her Stomach at a Recent Event
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Some Carmen Electra Tits at Some Virgin Party Cuz She’s a Virgin
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Some Pregnant Nicole Richie Tan Lines
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Some Diane Keaton Walking Around in Bare Feet for you Foot Fetishists
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Some Beauty Pageant Contestent in the 80s Rocks the Star Wars Theme on a Trumpet for Her Talent
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Ashton and Demi are Ready To Start a Family Before Her Vagina Dries Up and Falls Off
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Some Double-Jointed Freak Video
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Lohan Hot In Utah
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Some Anti Drug Campaign from the 80s Video
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Miley Cyrus Got Her Teeth Did
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Eva Mendes Is Not Pregnant
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A Whole Lot of Evangeline Lily Pictures
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Some Nicole Kidman Showing Off Some Cleavage
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Richard Branson Man-Handles Pamela Anderson…I Guess He Didn’t Hear She Was Knocked Up
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Watch Some New York City Council Member Freak Out During a Prank Interview
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Hot Brazilian Girls On the Beach…Video
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Are you the Phantom Pooper
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A Little Britney Spears Going Out To Visit Her Mother Video
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This Billionaire Gives All his Money To Charity
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Some Crazy Cat Fight Video
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Some Dude in Texas Gets Caught Fucking a Stray Bitch
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Some Music Video With Sluts in Shorts
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Plastic Surgeon Asks if This Girl Needs Labiaplasty Surgery
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PHOTOBUCKET IS A PORN SITE THEY JUST PRETEND THEY AREN’T:

A Whole Lot of Vagina on Photobucket
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Some Looking Good Sweetheart on Photobucket
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More Photobucket Nudity
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Some Chick Named Victoria Posing on Photobucket
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Some Chick Named Amanda Posing In Her Underwear on Photobucket
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Some Chick Named Heather Posing In Her Underwear on Photobucket
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Photobucket Blacks on Blondes Porn Pictures
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Download Some NIN Live Album
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Porn in the stepFORUM
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Porn for Deaf People Video
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Listen to the Full Debbie Harry Album
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Some Song Called Doucebag and I Fuckin’ Hate the Word Douchebag so I am Linking this Out of Hate
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Britney Spears Sues Perez Hilton For Leaking Her Album
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Some Hayden Panettiere Getting a Manicure and Showing Off Her Troll Legs
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Some Extreme Outdoor Pissing….Video…
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Some Blow Job Comdey Song That Sucks
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Some Chick Named Nicole Neumann In a Bikini Pictures
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Some Amateur Chick and Her Vibrator
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Some Vagina Weight-Lifting Video
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Ebina Models has Some Models from Around the World Naked….
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Use This Spray To Get Yo’Self Some Vagina
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Bonus: Justice Performs on Kimmel With Michael Jackson and Other Impersonators….

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2007

10

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I was in a coffee shop today and this dude who was working the cash was talking about his acting career. About how he was in some movie with Ashley Tisdale and how he’s going to be in another movie in January. He was going on about how he was at an audition that morning and then went into talking about how good looking he is to his boss. About 30 minutes later, a hot school girl walked in, I am talking tall and thin and looked like a model but was probably 15 because she was riding with her mom in their Range Rover, but as soon as dude got sight of her he started talking about his acting again and how he’s going to an audition tomorrow with his dog and how amazing it is going to be, trying to impress.

I just kept thinking to myself that maybe his story impresses 15 year olds who have never met a real live actor before but business mustn’t be too damn hot if asshole’s making coffees for people like me. Maybe he should try to act his way into a better job so that people like me don’t look down on him for being a cunt, because let’s be real here, I’m in no position to really look down on anyone….I don’t even have a job….

Here are my links:


Charlize Theron is the Sexiest Woman Alive…Look At Her Spread…
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Hot Chicks Washing Cars Homevideo Compilation – Amazing
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Bobby Brown – Just Had a Heart Attack…Guess Which Boobs Made It Happen…
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2 Chicks in Bikinis Talkin’ About Booze Then Lickin’ Booze Off Each Other Video…s
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Like Curves On Your Girl? You’ll Love Lashea’s Hot Nude Photoshoot
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Lacey Chabret Rockin’ Some Serious Cleavage
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Some Chick Named Venessa Oilin Up Her Half Naked Friend and Working the Pole for Tila Tequila’s TV Show….
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AXE and CollegeHumor are Running a Contest That Could Land you on Kimmel…A Dream You’ve always had since fat Jews turn you on….But Yeah it’s a user generated AXE commercial contest. I think I should join, or one of you should produce one I write so that we can tell Kimmel to suck our dicks to his face….It’s not like he’s not used to sucking dick, he is married to Sarah Silverman after all…
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Some Naked Cliff Jumping For You To Jerk Off To
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Reese Witherspoon is Officially Divorced and Posing Like a Boring Slut in Elle…If She Wants a New Husband She is Gonna Have to Step it Up…
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Vanessa Minnillo See Through Dress – Titty Picture
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The Hills is a Totally Fake Show…Today Spencer Dropped Heidi Off and the Airport, Only For Her to Change and Shoot Him Pickin’ Her Up at the Airport…What a Fucking Scandal…
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Musicians Don’t Live Long Commercial With Lots of Sluts in Bikinis
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Some Crazy Dude Chugs Hot Candle Wax Video
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Charlie Sheen Likes Fucking Real Dolls…
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Shana Sands is a Pumpkin Pickin’ Whore and I Like It
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Vanessa Hudgens Does Some Ads for Marc Ecko….Even Though She’s Famous For Not Wearing Clothes
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Some Alicia Keys Performing Because One Of You Emailed Me Telling Me You Want to Marry Her Because She’s the Hottest Girl Ever…I Think You’re Insane
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Bobby Brown Had a Mild Heart Attack…Because Crack Kills…Otherwise We’d All be Smokin’ It
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Britney Spears Shows Off Some Titty
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Jessica Alba Hides Her Face
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Some Kid Drinks 1 Litre of Vodka and 2 Litres of Water Mix…..Cuz He’s More Man Than You
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Lohan’s New Boyfriend is some Dude She Met in Rehab Named Riley Giles and He’s Some Kind of Snowboarder Which Is Good Because it Means Her Standards Are Slowly Making Their Way To My Level….
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Elizabeth Hurley in a Bikini Gallery
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Topless Danielle Lloyd in a Thong and It’s Nice
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Lily Donaldson is a Model I May Be in Love With
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Lohan Fires Her Mom Because She’s a Bad Influence and a Whore
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Some Eva Mendes on TRL Yesterday….Because You Like Her
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Some Sarah Jessica Parker Dressed Like a Clown
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Some Sharapova Playing Tennis at the Kremlin Cup Where She Lost But Is Still Worth a Round…
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Britney Spears is Going to be a Bartender….
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Amateurs Having Sex On Vacation Pictures
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Some Nude Pictures of Some Chick Named Szatmari Bea from FHM in Another Country…Because The USA Hates Nipples You Fags
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The Olsen Twins Rock Out with Amy Winehouse
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How To Fake an Orgasm in Porn
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Pam Anderson is Knocked Up With Rick Salomon’s Baby…That’s the Story Anyway
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Chick Named Danielle Winits Lets Dudes Look Down Her Shirt
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Weird German Midget Laughing at a Camel Video
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Alley Baggett Posing On the Beach Cuz She’s Hot
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Some Hot Chick Walks Down the Street and Every Guy Stares At Her….Video
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Johnny Fairplay is Suing Fox and Danny Bonaduce Because He’s a Real Man
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Lou Pearlman Says He’s No Pedophile
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Some Forum Conversation About Jerking On Girls While They Sleep…
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Hilary Duff Acting a Fool on Set With a Lap Top…Not Reading DrunkenStepfather…Whore
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart on Nip/Tuck
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Some Dude’s Stripper Ex Girlfriends Poses Slutty Pics….
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Here’s the Full Footage of the Humanities Teacher Who Got Fired For Showing Her Students Her New Cheer Routine
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Some Self Shot Have Naked Pics on Photobucket
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Some Pictures of White Booty and Half Naked Sluts on Photobucket
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Some Vagina on Photobucket Because They Are a Fucking Porn Site….They Just Pretend They Aren’t….
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Photobucket Teen Shows Off Her Clit Ring
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Who Had the Best Cleavage in Movie History
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Some Post Op Tranny Shoving Things in Her Man-Gina
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Kurt Cobain’s About a Son Soundtrack Download
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Jet – Shine On – Download
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2 Chicks Getting it on By The Pool Video
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Meet the Techno Viking, Because You are Never too Weird To Get Fucked Up And Dance
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Some Tit Grabbing at the Male Strip Club
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Tasty Pass Opens the Door To a Whole Lot of Porn
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This Will Help You Seduce Chicks…Not that Seducing Chicks is Hard…Just Tell Them You’re a Plastic Surgeon
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2007

09

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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So some dude emailed me telling me that I am a Charles Bukowski rip off and that I am doing a bad fucking job of ripping him off because I fucking suck. I didn’t know who Charles Bukowski was before I started this site. About a year and a half in, someone told me I was a cheap rip off of him, then another person told me the same thing, then I asked this dude who reads the site who is some kind of English Major or some shit in university and he told me that I am nothing like him because I don’t know how to write and that my readers should get their dicks out of their hands and onto some books. I ended up picking up one of Bukowski’s books to see why people thought I was a rip off, I don’t really know how to read, I think it’s a learning disorder or some shit and only got through the first couple of pages and threw the book aside to seduce unsuspecting girls from Orange County over email.

Point is to say, I am not a Bukowski rip off because I have never read his shit. I don’t watch TV, I don’t watch movies, I don’t read and I sure as hell hope he was a better writer than me because dude was published and let’s face it, I never will be. So take that asshole accusing me of ripping off someone when I’m all me baby…all 350 pounds of me….now sit on my face and click on my links cuz they are the best links on the Internet that I stole from this asshole named Bukowski and reclaimed it as my own…cocksucker.

Download the New Radiohead – In Rainbows – Leak
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Pregnant Nicole Richie in a Bikini With Her Piece of Shit Baby Daddy
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Pornstar or Popstar?
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A little Teen Wolf Featuring Liz Taylor Video Because Bitch is Crazy
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Britney Gets Topless in the Uncensored Gimme More Video
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UPS Saves Lives Video
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Katherine Heigl’s Sister Doesn’t Look Like Her
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Jeri Lee and DJ Ladytribe Half Naked a Whoring
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Ashley Tisdale’s Good To be Me Video
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Some Chick Named Caroline Murphey’s Sex Tape
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Holly Madison Got a Promotion…
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Some Fat Dude Singing Video
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Scarlett Johansson In Panties for November Elle Spread
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Lohan is Going Be Playing a Playboy Bunny in a New Movie
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Hayden Panettiere Getting Raped on Set of Heroes in a Cheerleading Uniform
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A Little Katie Holmes Is Ugly Action
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Chloe Sevigny See-Through Dress Action
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Victoria Beckham’s Hard Tits
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Halle Berry’s Pregnancy Tits
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Lohan’s Post Rehab Interview
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Jordan Wants New Fake-American Style Tits For Christmas
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The Paris Hilton Diary Excerpt She Read on Larry King Was Sent in By A Fan…Hysterical…
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Some Chick With Big Tits in a Mesh Top
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Rosario Dawson’s Legs in Bust Magazine
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Eliza Dushku Gallery
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Hayden Panettiere And Her Strange Friend
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Teacher Gets Fired For Shaking Her Ass In Class
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Avril Lavigne’s Hot Video
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Kid Rock’s Advice to Rick Salomon about Marrying Pam Anderson
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Britney Passes Her Drug Test
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People Fucking On Top of a Bridge
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Some Danica Patrick Slutty Poses With a Hot Rod
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Jennifer Garner is Boring as Shit…Actually Some of My Shits are More Exciting Than Jennifer Garner…
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Britney Spears Used to Beat K-Fed But She Paid Him Enough Money To Pretty Much Do Anything she Wanted to Him…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart Video
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Some Interview with Elodie Otto from The Hills, Since You’re Already Jerking Off to Her, You Might As Well Hear What She Has to Say
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The XXXChurch is Fighting Jerking Off Because They Think It’s the Biggest Sin by Introducing National Porn Sunday….
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Some Fresh Off the Press Nude Lucy Pinder 2008 Calendar Pictures
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New Gemma Atkinson Bikini Pictures
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Some Chick Named Roxeanne Pallett in a Bikini
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Some Dude Named Bill Ricchini’s mp3 that Will be on Grey’s Anatomy, Because You’re a Closet Case….
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Some “The Media is Fucking With Our Kids To be Hot” Video…I Say Keep It Up Because I’m Tired of All The Fat People….
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Some Photobucket Chicks Posing In Their Bras and Shit….
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Talkin’ Dirty in the Bedroom – What Women Want…
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Some Chick Named Magda Gomex Topless Pics
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Watch the Sean O’Donnell Show Because He Always Cries To Me on IM to Link His Shit….and If He Becomes Famous I want Him To Remember I Got Him There…
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Caballero Classics is a Whole Lot of 70s and 80s Porn
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Sex is Good – Use This Spray to Get Laid
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Hot Topless Beach Pics
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More Hot Topless Beach Pics
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Asphyxiation Fetish Gone Wrong…Fucked Up…
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Japanese Ass Squirting Distance Olympics
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2007

09

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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It was Canadian Thanksgiving, and like every Thanksgiving I take the family to the homeless shelter for a free meal that tasted like fucking shit but was free which made shit taste like fuckin’ heaven until the after effects hit us. It was nice to spend my night with my extended homeless and crazy family and a lot of great things happened like this one dude had a seizure, another dude had a psychopathic episode and attacked the volunteer serving the meat with a fork and some weird Inuit prostitute kept flashing me her pussy. I’d like to give thanks for the good fucking times and here are my links…..

Watch These Old Guys Fighting Cuz Once Your a Thug, You’re Always a Thug..That’s Why it’s Called Thug Life
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I am in the Blogger’s Choice Awards. Vote for me. I wanna be at least top 1000….
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Victoria Beckham Rockin’ Out in a Space Outfit Lookin’ Hot
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Who Would You Rather Do – Models Who Bang Famous People Edition’
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Anna Rexic Halloween Costume
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Some Lohan Still in Rehab Pictures
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Christina Milian Rockin’ The Gas Pump Like a Commoner
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Sam Cooke Does a Hot FHM Photoshoot Video
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Christina Milia Rockin’ a Fake Camel Toe
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Monica Bellucci Bathes Her Breasts
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Prince Harry Drunken Nipple Play With His Friends Gayness
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Some Britney Spears as Art
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Hugh Grant Making Out With College Girls Because the Role Always Remains the Same but the Cast Always Changes…If you know what I mean, and if you don’t I mean girls are groupie sluts and throw themselves at a motherfucker because he’s famous
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A Whole Lot of Devon Aoki Pictures
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Some Christina Aguilera Wearing Too Much Make-Up
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Some 85 Year Old Man Bungee Jumps
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The Uglier Duff Sister in Boots and Shorts….You Can’t Take The Horse Face Off The Girl But You Can Take the Girl Off The Horse….
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Nelly Furtado’s Got a Gold Bra On
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Maria Menounos Rockin’ Some Cleavage
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Reese Witherspoon Doing Some Grocery Shopping is Like Porno to Me
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Paris and Nicky Together at Nicky’s 25th Birthday
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Stupid Model With Big Tits Video
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Some News on the Britney Sex Tape
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Kylie Minogue’s Body Went to Shit Because of the Cancer
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Heidi Montag Dyking Out in a Pumpkin Patch
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Lilly Allen’s Dad Used Her To Sell Drugs When She Was a Baby
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Scarlett Johansson Playing With Her Lips…Not Those Lips…Pervert
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The Hottest Fucking Legs on TV
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Angelina Jolie’s Kid Zahara Gives the Finger
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Asian Chick Eats a Grasshopper
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Danielle Lloyd Topless Shoot
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Britney Spears Has Another Sex Tape Out There
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Hungary’s Next Top Model Rita Jozsa Posing…
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Trailer for a Porn Where People Fuck While Getting Tattoos
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Interview With Britney’s Kids…
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Some Chick In Her Panties Slips and Gets a Concussion
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Levis Ass Ad from the 70s
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Daily Poll – Who Gives a Better Blow Job, Gisele or Bar Refaeli
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Some Celebrity Trivia Game
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Download “She Wants Revenge – This is Forever” Leak
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Adopt a Clitoris
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Sex in the Bathroom Caught on Hidden Camera Video
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Some Drag Queen Does a Parody of Britney’s Gimme More Because Every Fag’s Hoping to be the Next Chris Crocker
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Some Dana Carvey on Jackass the Movie….For You Dana Carvey Fans
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Chloe Sevigny and Her Aids Face Pictures
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Adrianne Curry vs Perez Hilton…Oh Shit…It’s a Throw Down No One Cares About
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Alexis Dziena was On Some TV Show and Here She is Naked
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Kurt Russel and Goldie Hawn Go Biking Together
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P. Diddy is a Good Dad and Taking Charge of his 6th Kid
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Some Chick Named Luna Showing Off Her Ass Video
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Photobucket Wife – Spreading Her Junk
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Japanese Show Counting Boob Bounces
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Use This Spray To Get Yo’Self Some Pussy
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Some Band Called West Indian Girl’s mp3 for You to Listen To
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Check Out This Jail Survival Guide
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2007

08

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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This weekend has been very drunken and I hate people who talk about how drunk they got but this site is called drunkenstepfather so I guess I can get away with it and not beat myself over how lame I am for being one of those guys. I don’t know when the drinking started or ended maybe sometime last week, but this past weekend I woke up in the fucking gutter at 9 in the morning after some kind of crazy bender at some loft party that I randomly showed up to at 6 am and I couldn’t get back into my house until now because it is Canadian Thanksgiving and my wife is eating her fat face off at some friend’s house, so here are my links…from friday that I never posted.

Some Girl Eats a Spoonful of Cinnamon Video
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Some Coco’s Got Some Nutty Fucking Tits
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Britney Spears is a Prostitute
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Intense Britney Upskirt Pictures
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Rihanna I Hate That I Love You Video Because I Am In Love With This Slut
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Christina Milian’s Got Some Amazing Cleavage
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Some Teenage Girl Gets Pepersprayed
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Which of These Girls Has Real Tits?
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Lohan is Out of Rehab But Never Out of my Heart
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Some George Clooney With a Sex Ramp Action
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The Rad Girls Shove Things Up Their Noses
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Some Rock of Love Chick’s Porn Pics
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Some Janet Jackson Cleavage at some Premiere
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Some Half Naked Chick Posing…Video
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Some Crazy Britney Fan Throwing Coffee on the Paparazzi
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Pam Anderson Marries Rick Salomon
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Some Dude’s Porn CDs Prompted His Girl To Kill Him Because Porn Kills
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Maria Shriver Picks Her Teeth with a Business Card
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Watch This Girl Eating Ice Cream Pervert
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Some J-Lo Showing Off Her Ready to Drop Junk
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Some Hot New Kelly Clarkson Video Because Watching Fat Chicks Singing is Pornographic…
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Jaime Foxx Wears Clip On Bling..
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Celebrity Cleavage Showdown Finale…
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A whole Lot of Chicks in Some Pervert’s Photobucket Album
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Monica Bellucci in Maxim Ukraine Because Maxim Ukraine is Taking Over…
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Some Slut Named Cassie’s Nude Pics in the stepFORUM
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2 Girls Fighting in a Parking Lot in Vegas
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Some Weird Army Girl Nude Spread
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A Whole Lot of Pictures of Really Skinny Girls For Those of You Who Like Anorexic Chicks Half Naked As Much as I Do
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Some Chick’s Tits on Photobucket
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Some Big Breasted Girl With a Lip Ring’s Self Pics
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Kristin Kreuk in Arena Magazine
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Hulk Hogan is to Host The Return of American Gladiator
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Exlusive Danny Bonaduce Statement About Hurting That Asshole Johnny Fairplay
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I Hate Sarah Silverman – But Her Comedic Timing is Pretty On Even If Her Jokes are Lame and Obvious
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2 Girls and 1 Cup Video That Made Me Throw Up….Seriously Fuckin’ Gross….and Not Safe For Anywhere…Don’t Watch It…..
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Euro Pornstars Scores a 77
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Use this Spray To Get Woman To Talk To You…
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A Gallery of Hot Girls Caught Naked
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I want me Some Sweet Potato Pussy
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A Whole Lot of Dirty Movies
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Find Sluts in your Hometown…
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Bonus:

Denise Pernula at the International Lingerie Convention:

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