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2007

30

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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So some dude who has a website called INeedDaneCooksCockInMe.com or some shit I don’t remember because it was lame, just added me to AIM to tell me that I am a bigger failure than Teri Hatcher. I told him that I know that she may be disgusting, but she’s on some popular TV show and that I don’t really take offense to being compared to her because she’s doing alright for herself, especially not from some dude who has a crush on Dane Cook and thinks he’s actually funny. The dude went on to try to convince me to kill myself because I guess that’s the type of shit he finds funny and was saying that’s how much of a failure I was in his eyes, but reality is that if the booze doesn’t kill me, either will I and I’ll just let shit ride its course even if it means running this deeper into the ground than I already have.

That said, maybe I’d consider doing it, if the person peer pressuring me to do it was someone who was less pathetic than I am. Maybe if a really hot chick was like let’s kill ourselves together and I’ll let you grab my tits, but even then I’d probably just go along with it to grab her tits then pussy out, because death looks boring. I feel like if I was to take dude on he’d have to be someone who doesn’t use the word “Douch Bag” three times on his Dane Cook fan site and who doesn’t drop jokes about jerking off to Llamas. So today’s lesson is to only take advice from people who are more successful and funnier than you, and not from some hack motherfucker who thinks he’s got all the answers hiding behind his computer making bad jokes.

Here are my links:

The Internet Pirate in the Forum Landed the New Jay-Z American Gangster Leak that is
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A Hot Iranian Porn Movie…I Didn’t Think it Was Possible Either
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Shauna Sand Dressed Half Naked and Classy for Some Event…Because She Can…
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Her Name is Ellen Stagg and She’s an Erotica Photographer and This Will Lead You To Her Own World Artistic Sluts Being Sleazy
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Who Would You Rather Have Sex With the Scary Edition
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Kim Kardashian Talks About Being an Attention Whore Slut
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Orliath McAllister’s Stained Panties
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Some Chick Named Anna Friel Topless By The Pool She’s Supposed to be on a TV Show Called Pushing Daisies
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Some Amazing Crackhead Dancing
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Elizabeth Hurley Bikini Pictures Because She’s Old and I’d Still Stuff Her Thanksgiving Turkey, But I’ve Always Had a Thing for Poultry
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Mary Carey is a DJ Whore With Big Fake TIts
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Here’s a Foot Juggling Video Because You Like People Who Are Good With Their Feet
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Britney Spears Gives Some Athlete Named Tony Romo a Lap Dance
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Britney Spears Breast Feeds When Drunk on Vodka and Hit On K-Fed’s Girlfriend
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Here’s a Drunk Liquor Theif to Remind us of Our Past…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Prince Harry’s Got a Sex Tape…Amazing
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Some Crazy Nightclub Fight
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Jordin Sparks is Some Fat Chick From American Idol Who Has Vowed to Stay a Virgin
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Angelina Joie is Disgusting on The Set of her New Movie
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Kim Kardashian and Her Whore Sister Re-Create Girls Gone Wild
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Arnold Schwarznegger Doesn’t Think Weed is a Drug
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David Spade’s Ironic T-Shirt
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Some Dude High On Drugs being Hysterical
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Girls Going Nuts at a Drunken Party
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Christina Ricci Lookin’ Hot Again….
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Jessica Biel’s Hot and Wet and Half Naked and Hiding Her Penis
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Check Out Rihanna’s Tit’s Side Cleavage
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Funny Interview with Gay Dumbledore from Harry Potter…But You Already Knew That…That’s Why You Read the Books Virgin…
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Some Dude Juggling Hammers
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Some Vintage Tom Green vs an Old Man Video
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Diana Ross’ Son is Slammin Some Blonde Slut Dressed Up Blonde and Slutty Named Aubrey O’Day
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This Halloween Costume Will Turn You the Fuck On…
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Nicole Richie Smokes When Pregnant
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Jordan Dressed Classy, But We All Know She’s a Slut
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2 Half Naked Girls Looking Hot in Ralph Magazine Named Danielle and Tamara Kondratriuk
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Some Hot New Britney Photoshoot
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Some Cheerleader Keeps Doing Her Moves As She’s Pulled Away on a Stretcher…Hysterical
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Check Out Some Hot California Blondes Named Holly and Molly Being Hot California Blondes
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Some Frat Boy Lookin’ Motherfucker Named Pittsburgh Slim Has a Lame Frat Boy Song Called Girls Kiss Girls…But the Video is Worth Watching….Seriously….Just Mute the Shit and by Shit I Mean His Song
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Jennifer Ellison Showing Off her Tits on Rollerblades and It’s as Magical as it Sounds
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Avril Lavigne is a Lame French Maid or a Totally Unsexy Something for Halloween
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Lohan Lookin’ Fucking Hot
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Lohan Does AA Next to This Blogger’s Home…
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Some Funny Church Billboard Trying to Guilt the Public into Going to Church so that they can Get Your Money
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Some Photobucket Slut Who Looks Pregnant and Classy
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Some Slut on Photobucket’s Fake Tits
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A Couple of Teens Dyke out on the Couch
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Download Inxs Greatest Hits in the Forum
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Download Queens of the Stone Age Live in the Forum
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Download Smashing Pumpkins Adore in the Forum
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Download AC/DC Back in Black in the Forum
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Some Sorority Girl Naked in the Forum
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Download Some Amateur Orgy in the Forum
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2 Hot Naked Chicks Posing Together
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Watch this Hooker Change Her Mind About Having Sex on Camera…It May Remind You of your Sex Life…
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How About Some Naughty Athletics?
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If you Like Pussy…This Will Help
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Bonus:

Sandee Westgate’s Tits Do a DVD Review

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2007

27

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t what it was with drinking that made me fascinated with the dude who plays Borat and how he was Super Greg number 1, but I blame tequila and like everything I do when drunk, think of it as the Drunk dialing of blogging. I’ve got no regrets because retracting statements like I was Kramer hating black people is a waste of fucking time. So here are my links.

Paris Hilton Throws a Tantrum in a Porn Shop in Canada
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Kim Kardashian Playboy Pics
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Janice Dickinson Sucking a Straw Like It Was Your Dick…Only Bigger
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Spencer Pratt Sex Tape
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Sex Scene or Murder Scene?
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Borat Gets Invited To Homeland
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Aisleyne Horgan Wallace Has An Amazing Upskirt
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Britney Spears Parenting
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Interview With a Real Whore
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Some Chick Doing a Classic Style Striptease Video
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Jessica Beil has a Friend Who Looks Like Her
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Victoria Beckham Takes Her Nipples Out Shopping
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Christina Aguilera is Tired Lookin…and Pregnant…and in Tight Clothes
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Halloween Lights Video Because People Like You Have Lots of Time On Your Hands But Aren’t as Ambitious as This Virgin
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Halle Berry’s Back Out With Her Pregnancy Tits
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Jennie Garth Grabbing Her Cooch
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Watch this Two Girls One Cup Reaction
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Some Chick Named Amanda Lear Naked Photoshoot
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Jennifer Hudson Lookin’ Fat
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Bar Rafaeli’s Big Tits Fight AIDS
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Dina Lohan’s New Reality Show Starts Taping Next Week and I am Sure It Won’t Be a Waste of Everyone’s Time
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Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn are Fuck Buddies
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Some Dude Eats a Live Mouse
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T.I. is Out on Bail
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Rose McGowan Picture Assortment Because She’s Worth Lookin’ At
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Some Phoebe Price Cleavage and Legs Action Even Though You Have No Idea Who She Is
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Christina Aguilera May Be Expecting Twins…One For Each Tit…
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More Proof that “The Hills” are Fake
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Naomi Campbell Throws a Tantrum at the Airport
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Some Naked Punk Singer Chick Performing
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Watch a Talented Unicycle Rider to Remind You of the Time You Spent in the Circus
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Lucy Pinder’s 2008 Calendar
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Lesbian Video of the Day
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Cybill Shepherd Pickin’ Her Nose
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Asian Girl Doing a Little Erotic Dance Video
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Dude Punches a Girl in the Face
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Sharon Stone Gettting Attacked By a Dead Animal
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Some Naked Indian Chick Posing
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Funniest Movie Deaths
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A Little Sex on the Roof at Some Spring Break Party
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Naked Asian Oiled Up Massage
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Some Girl Shows Off Her Deep Throating Ability
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Dudes Talk To Hot Chicks on the Beaches of Rio
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Sydney Residents Moon George Bush
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Denise Richards is Getting Old
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Some Girl With Obscenely Huge Tits Video
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Some Self Shot Amateur Pics
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Some Naked Asian on Photobucket…
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Some Girl Shows Her Tits on Photobucket
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Condom Umbrella Cuz Life is Always Raining on the Gays
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Some Girl in Her Panties on Photobucket
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Vagina and Vibrator on Photobucket
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Some Really Creepy Meticulously Organized Smut on Photobucket
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Gemma Atkinson Shows Off Her Cleavage
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Download the Soulj Boy Album
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Lots of Nude Pics of Everyday Girls in the stepFORUM…My Advice to Girls is Don’t Let People Take Pics of You Like This…But Thanks for Doing It….
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Blowjob in the Park Download in the Forum
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The Best Porn Site I’ve Ever Seen
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Lesbians Next Door Don’t Do Too Well
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If you want sex, this will help…
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2007

26

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I overheard some young girl in a coffee shop talking about her sticky fingers, so I started listening a little more closely. They were both giggling and making handjob jokes because they were still in the handjob stage of life where before fucking they jerk dudes off. I decided to chime in and tell them if they want real sticky fingers they should shove their fingers in the dude they are jerking off’s ass. My tips weren’t appreciated and I think one of them called her dad to tell on me. My links aren’t appreciated either, but I do them anyway. Now Go….

Jessica Simpson’s Close To an Upskirt Picture
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A Store Clerk Fights Off a Robber Video
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Jack Bauer Is A Drunk Throwback
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Misa Campo is Some Hot Girl You Can Stalk On Myspace…
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Some Body Builder Chick and Her Rubix Cube Video
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Bianca Beauchamp is a Montreal Fetish Model…Here She Is Getting Naked
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Some Vietnamese TV Star Gets Fired Because Her Sex Tape Hit The Internet
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Some 77 Year Old Millionaire Sues Some 19 Year old for Not Fucking Him…If Only You Could Sue Every Girl Who Wouldn’t Fuck You…
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Sophia Bush is Dating Tony Romo Who Dated Carrie Underwood..Because Hollywood is Incestuous..
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More Pregnant Halle Berry Pictures, Less Cleavage, But Still Some Tit
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Jessica Simpson Kissing Her Hair Guy
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Scarlett Johansson Makes Necklaces Out Of Teeth for Boyfriends but Does It With Big Tits, So It’s Cool….
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Some Gwenyth Paltrow Leg Action
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Cindy Crawford is a Hypocrite and Pisses Off Peta…But a Girls Gotta Work
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Jessica Biel Hates the Paparazzi While Wearing Yoga Pants Video
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Queen Latifah Talks About Her Breast Reduction…Gross
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Exploding Cigarette Video
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Ode to Bob Saget Video by Jamie Kennedy Because I Hate Them Both
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Charlotte Churches Cleavage in a Magazine
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David Copperfield Pays Off His Rape Victim Cuz He’s Guilty
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Jessica Alba’s See Through Top is Your Friend…Her Herpes Not So Much…But At Least They are More Famous Than You
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Some Old Nicole Richie Pictures To Remind Us of the Good Years that Never Were…
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Britney’s Mom To Write a Tell All
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Two Fat Guys Fight Over a Donut
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Some Chick Named Dania Ramirez has a Hot Fuckin Body
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Kristin Cavallari Has Some Pretty Intense Cleavage
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Mel Gibson Evacuated His Home Because God Hates Him
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Gwen Stefani See Through Top…If You Look Hard Enough You Can See Nipple…You’re Probably Already Looking at the Picture and Not Reading This … Aren’t you…Pervert
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Some Idiot Crashes A Dirtbike in His Office
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Some Girl Showing Off Her Naked Body in Her Bathrobe
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Lance Bass and 50 Cent are in a Bitter War Over Predicted Book Sales
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White People Who Think They are Gangster are Jokes
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Rwanda Doesn’t Want Paris, They Have Enough AIDS
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Watch These Con-Artists Scam Tourists Out of Money on the Beach
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Milla Jovovich Pregnant Panty Pictures
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Some Dude Wearing the Pussy Beard
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Emily Scott is Half Naked and Hot
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Chanelle Hayes Gets Taped Up in These Fetish Pictures. I Assume She’s a Big Brother Chick
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Some Drunken Idiots at a College Sex Party
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Nicole Makes Fun of Her Baby Daddy’s Relationship with Hilary Duff Because She’s Jealous
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Some Fucked Up Japanese Gameshow That Involves Naked Girls Getting Eating By Pigs….
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Some Girl Shaking Her Ass on Webcam in Short
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Two Teens Dancing In Their Bikinis or Underwear
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James Lipton was a Pimp in Paris in the 60s
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Natalie Portman Regrets Getting Nude….Like Every Girl Who’s Ever Got Naked For Me…
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Webcam Girl Fists Herself Because She’s Classy
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There’s a Whore in the stepFORUM
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Download Some Album Called Datarock
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Download the September 2007 Playboy Magazine
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Scariest Celebrity Faces Gallery
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Here’s an Intense Indian Video for You
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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An Ad That Turned Jesus into a Rockstars
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Some Chick Gets Naked on Photobucket
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Girl Stripping on Cam..Cuz That’s What Girls Do
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Slutty Teens on Photobucket
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Some Hot Girl Naked By The Water
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Guys With Paintball Guns Hunt Some Asshole in a Jockstrap
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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A Bunch of Mascots Beat Up 2 People Video
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Pedophile of the Day
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Older Video of a Girl Getting Puked On For Money
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Mandingo is X-Rated
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You Only Have a Few Days Before You Will Need This to Seduce Drunken Girls in Costumes
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2007

24

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I always go over how fucked up the world is right now and how girls feel empowered to be like dudes and fuck as much as they can and move from dude to dude because it makes them feel good about themselves and like being a sexy and desirable thing. I like to blame hip hop for them being massively materialistic and superficial constantly moving up the ladder to richer and richer men until settling down, getting knocked up and living the dream of being a stay at home mom with a nanny, a platinum car, a Mercedes SUV until they get bored of that and move from the cock they married to new cock that excites them like the Tennis pro or personal trainer to live out all their dirty fantasies while living off their divorce settlement.

I’ve decided that there are always exceptions to the rule and there are still wholesome girls who don’t put out that easily and who you have to actually work hard to get out there and they save being a whore for you in the bedroom instead of for every dude who gives them attention and they get naked on webcam and actually respect themselves, but I am convinced they are all still money hungry, because let’s face it why fuck a poor man when you can fuck a rich man just as easily. That’s why I like poor girls, because they still get excited when you buy them a chocolate bar or take them to McDonald’s for breakfast after cumming on their tits.

Here are my links:

Jessica Biel’s Ass in Yoga Pants Holding an Umbrella
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A Japanese Girl With Huge Tits Hops Into A Cab
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Play Boobs of Fire
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Watch this Bikini Dance Party Madness, Because As Much as I Hate Sluts, I Fucking Love Them
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Jessica Jaymes and Kirsten Price have a Fucking Intensely Naked and Pornographic Cameo on Weeds
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Paris Hilton’s New Movie Trailer that Sucks Harder Than She Tried To Suck in Her Sex Tape
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Ann Curry from the Today Show Shows Off a Little Tit
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Some Chick Strips For Her Man on Webcam and He Leaks That Shit To All of Us..Thanks Dude.
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Candice Michelle Almost Dies in the Ring Video
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Watch This Chick Named Kerry Strip…Because Watching Girls Strip Is Fun
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Kim Kardashian Showing Off Her Fat Ass Video
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Avril Lavigne With Some Pink Lame Hair and a Sequined Dress
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Keeley Hazell is Completely Naked in this Video
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Jessica Alba’s Orgasm Face
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Allison Angel and a Lamborghini Naked
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Jessica Alba is Boring at the Spike TV Scream Awards…
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50 Cent’s AYO Technology Feature Timberlake Video
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Some Drunk Chick Puking Video That Will Make You Laugh
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A Pretty Graphic South American Soap Opera Scene With Sex on the Beach Because They Aren’t Prude Paypal Motherfuckers Who Steal from Poor Bloggers
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Keanu Reeves Makes Out With a 20 Year Old Slut…Proving That If You’re Famous, There’s Always Hotter Pussy Training For Your Dick
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Pam Anderson is Addicted To Cocaine Like Everyone Else in the World.
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James Woods is 60 and Slamming a 21 Year Old and Here She is in a Bikini
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Miss England is 128 Lpbs and Has Been Told She Needs to Fatten Up if She Wants to Be Miss World….128 Lbs sounds kinda fat to Me and My Expert Advice is to Not Listen to Those People They are Just Trying to Sabotage You…
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Kim Kardashian’s Shitty Playboy Preview Video
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Hayden Panettiere Might Be Engaged To Some Asshole Who Doesn’t Realize She’s a Circus Performer
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Lohan Has to Host a NYE Party in Vegas because She Owes Them Money….Let’s Expect the Temptation to be Too Much for Her Because I need a Trainwreck of a Lohan in my Life.
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Christina Aguilera Wants to Name Her Baby After her Ugly Husband
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Some Dude Named Gary Collins Gets Arrested for a DUI
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Foxy Brown Spends 76 Days in Solitary Confinement Because She’s More Gangster than Paris Hilton
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Fantasia Lookin’ Hot in Leather, and By Hot I Mean Like a Crackwhore, Which is Hot To Me….If She’s Toothless and Has a Rash….
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Christina Aguilera Was Insulted By Low-Class Baby Gifts Someone Gave Her and Threw them Out
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This Whore is Lookin’ for a Millionaire
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Some Traffic Reporter Busts a Move on TV
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Topanga Almost Lost Her Cherry to Lance Bass Before He Came Out…Because She Looks Like a Fat Boy
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Jessica Simpson’s Got Some Rockin’ Tits in a Stripped Shirt
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Some Natasha Bedingfield Gallery of Pics Because She’s Hot
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Carrie Underwood’s Wholesome Photoshoot, But We All Know She’s a Ho
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Some UK Big Brother Chick’s HUGE Tits Exposed on the Beach
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Heidi Klum Fell for Seal Because He Had a Huge Dick, That’s the Same Reason My Wife Fell for Me Except the Opposite.
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Pete Doherty Dumped His New Old Girlfriend and Wants Kate Moss Back. Time to Move On Addict.
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Microsoft Buys 2% of Facebook for 240 Million Dollars Valuing the Company at 15 Billion…When This Jewish Kid Sells Out, He’s On Some Next Level CollegeHumor Shit….Seriously.
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Oprah Had Secret Weight Loss Surgery But is Still Fat…Oh Shit…She Should Get Her Money Back…
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Some College Kid Drinks Way Too Much and Pukes in His Bed Video
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Some New Mariah Carey Huge Cleavage Pictures
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This Psychobilly Dude Plays the Drums and Guitar at the Same Time Because He’s Crazy
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Some School Bans Harry Potter because There’s a Gay Character, Because the USA is So Fucking Conservative that it is a Healthy Place to Raise Your Fuck Up Kids
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These Girls Have Glow in the Dark Lesbian Sex
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Watch This Bestfriends Remix By Some Asian Lookin’ Retarded Kids
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Some Kim Smith Bikini Pictures
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Some Nude Beach Action
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Some Ugly Faced Chick Likes Posing Slutty Because It Makes Boys Talk to Her
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Get Yourself Some Japanese Breast Toys
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If You Hate Celebs as Much as I Do, Check Out This Celebrity Obituary Book, Because If Nothing Else, It Proves that there is an End to the Madness
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New Ghostface Killer Tune featuring Kid Capri
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DJ CMills has Another Hip Hop Mix Online For All of You…I Listened to It and It’s Good
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Some Titty Art That is Not Hot at All
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Brianna Frost is Fucking Hot and Gets Completely Topless in this Video
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This Vagina is Stronger than You
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Some Dude Gets His Way With Some Drunk College Chick
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Get Yourself Some Pussy This Weekend
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From the stepFORUM

Download the Britney Spears Album Now
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Some Japanese Farting in Faces Video
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Download Notorious B.I.G.’s Greatest Hits
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Download the Beastie Boys – The Mix Up Album
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Download Penthouse October 2007
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Download the White Stripes Live in Boston
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Hacked Photobucket of Some Topless Army Chick and Her Friends
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2007

24

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I like making friends on the internet. Today was spent on Facebook because I am uninspired by celebrities and decided to find 18 year old girls to inspire me so I wrote this to a girl:

how do you feel about teenage pregnancy…i am tired of being a stepfather and am looking for something to call my own and need a host uterus. or we could just always try until we get it right…that’s a genius idea….i should be a life coach in a high school….

So she wrote:

but after birth my vajayjay will never be the same again. i dont know if ill be able to handle that. we’ll have to see.

kisses.

So I wrote back:

i heard about this thing called an abortion and they are supposed to be a lot more fun than they sound.

Here are my links….they don’t suck as hard as I do…..

Some Bitch Named New York Gets her Toes Sucked on Her Show Called I Love New York 2
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Losers Recreate Star Wars With Their Hands…And I Am Sure Their Virginity is Seriously Pissed Off at Them For Doing This…
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Some Chick Getting Off to Her Cellphone
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Some Retarded Talking Ass Video
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Highschool Musical Face or Orgasm Face
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This Model is Columbia’s Finest Export…Even Better than Cocaine and You Will Want To Marry Her With Your Dick…
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Miss October Waitress of the Month Posing in Her Bikini and Lookin’ Pretty Fucking Smokin Hot
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Some Dude Follows Hot Girls on the Street With a Video Camera…Shit is Creepy But Fuckin’ Hot
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Older – Fergie Showing Off her Ass Cheeks and Thong…
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Some Blonde Chick Gets Convinced to Get Naked in Her Dorm Room….
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Some Big Brother Norway Sex Tape You May Have Already Seen…But Should See Again
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Some Dude’s Insane Air Guitar Performance
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Some Older Salma Hayek Tit Action on TV
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Megan Fox Looks Hot and Shows Up To Events Alone Because Her Boyfriend Doesn’t Get Invited to Such High Profile Events…
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Drew Barrymore Showing Off Her Fat in Some Weird Onesy Outfit
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Marie Osmond Faints on Dancing With the Stars and I Laughed…
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Halle Berry Makes a Jewish Nose Joke About Her Mac Photobooth Pics on Leno….
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David Copperfield has the Weirdest Pick Up Strategy That Kinda Scares the Fuck Out of Me….
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Some Foxy Brown Crazy Cleavage Pictures From Before She Was Locked Up
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Jake Gyllenhaal Was Uncomfortable Watching His Sister’s Sex Scenes in Secretary Because She Isn’t His Brother…Get It…Cuz He’s Gay…I Kill Me…
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Nick Hogan Posts a Myspace Message About His Car Accident That Crippled a Dude…
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Celebrity Tit Showdown – Rossum Vs Cuthbert
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Watch Some Little Girl Singing Because I May Suck and Life…But She Doesn’t Yet and Somethings Are Still Wholesome…and Worth a Minute of Your Time…See I’m a Sensitive Guy….
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Some Cabinet Scare Prank Worth Watching
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Petra Nemcova is Hot at Some Event and I Love Her….
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Reese Witherspoon Pretends to Date Jake Gyllenhaal
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Some Jerry Springer Redneck Clip That’s Gotta Be a Joke
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Eva Mendes Does Maxim and Looks Good Doing It…
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A Whole Lot of Celebrity Upskirts
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Tonya Cooley From MTVs Real World Bikini and See Through Pictures
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Some Hot Bitch Named Tory Lane Naked and Hot Bitchin’
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The New Spice Girls Song Makes Me Want to Kill Myself
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Some Skirt Getting Stuck Prank That is Funny
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Some Chick Gets Herself Off on the Train Cuz She’s a Dirty Girl
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Crazed Baboon Attacks a Woman Video
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Cheryl Cole Looks Fucking Hot in Mom Jeans With Her Tits Hanging Out…
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Carmen Electra’s Got a New Look and She Doesn’t Look Like She Used To….But I’d Still Try To Knock Her Up With My Mouth
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Katiren from Belgian Temptation Island’s Topless Photoshoot
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People Love Having Fun on Live TV – This Dude makes and Lame Eating Pussy Gesture on Camera Because He’s a Cunt
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Another American Apparel AssVertisement that’s Actually More Stripper that Hipster and I Like That
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Some Christian Dude Takes Slutty Pics of His Teen Girlfriend Who is Also a Christian, I Find It Nice to See Two Kids Who are Going to Hell Have So Much Fun while being so in Love….
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Download the Pete Doherty band Baby Shambles Album
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Download Some Set of Some Chick’s Stolen Dirty Pics
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Download Some Tool Album
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The Craziest TIts You Will Ever See
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Some Insane Anna Nicole Story That Proves Howard K Stern is Sleazy and May Be Responsible for Her Death
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Some Vinyl Wearing Lesbians Going At It…
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Another Lesbian Video Only This Time They are in White Panties
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This is What Happens When You Take Too Much Ambien
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Cali Logan is Some Bitch Who Gets Naked on the Internet
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Use This if You Like Fucking….
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Bonus:

Check Out This Auction Where Proceeds Go To Homeless Youth and I Fucking Love Homeless People Because I am One Step Away from being One…and Homeless Chicks are Easy…
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2007

22

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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So it turns out a few people do read this site because I got an email from someone who told me they overheard a dude in a bar call something “Gayer Than Bicycle Shorts”. I am pretty sure that I coined the term because I’ve been saying it for a long fucking time and I can’t remember ever hearing anyone ever say it other than me. Most people just kinda laugh awkwardly around me when I do say it and because it’s just so fucking stupid and only someone as stupid as me could come up with something as equally stupid as that expression. So I doubt that anyone would come up and that they got it from this site and that means I am going to the fuckin’ top one nipple slip at a time, it’s just taking a long fucking time, because I still have to steal money from my wife for cigars.

Katie Holmes Has a See Through Top
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Who Would You Rather Do Perfect for You….
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Watch Some Massive Tits Review The Transformers DVD
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Some Girl Goes Fucking Crazy In Her Bed In Lingerie…..
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Alyssa Milano Lap Dance Video
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Stacy Keibler Divas Do New York Video of a Photoshoot Where She’s Wearing Very Little
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Some Girl Rips a Huge Fart
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Jessica Biel Gets Her Ass Grabbed By A Chick Because She’s a Dude
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Fergie Showing Off Her Abs and Ass in Thailand Performing With the Black Eyed Peas
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Some Chick Named Lucy Carrols Does Penthouse Naked…
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Christina Milian Lookin’ Hot at Some Event Showing Off Her TIts
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Cracked.com Writer Describes Porn He’s Watching Video
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Ashley TIsdale Is Doing a Mall Tour To Promote Her Shitty Music in a Stupid Outfit
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Look Down Melissa Joan Hart’s Shirt Because Her Tits Look Big
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Mena Suvari is Topless for Vanity Fair
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L.A. Lakers Caught Betting On Illegal Street Fights Video
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Britney Out in Some Shorts
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J-Lo Performing In Maternity Wear for All You Ready to Drop Fetishists
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Amanda Bynes Wears Short Shorts
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Hayden Panettiere’s Pinup Pictures for Vanity Fair
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Hayden Panettiere’s Bent Over in Shorts Pictures Because You Like Dumpy Ass Short Legged Famous Chicks
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Tara Reid Has Amazing Cleavage Now That She Got Her Shitty Tit Job Re-Done, I Wonder If She Still Has Nipples
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Tricia Helfer Nipple Slip Pictures Because You Like Nipples Even When You Don’t Know Who the Bitch They Belong To Is
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Lohan Lookin Hot Except for her Loser New Boyfriend Who She Needs To Cheat on Now…
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Sophie Monk is Naked for Vegetarians and For Me Because I Think She’s Got It Going On….
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Britney Gastineau is the Anorexic I Love Because She’s Anorexic of the Day
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Some Chick Named Tania Zaetta Posing in Some Kind of Thong
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Kid Rock Gets Arrested at the WaffleHouse Because He’s a Rockstar
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Some Billie Piper Photoshoot Where You Can See Her Panties, IF You Don’t Mind Her Fucked Up Jaw
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Heidi Montag and Her Boyfriend Almost Died…But Didn’t Because God Hates Us.
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Tila Tequila’s Showing Off her Naked Tits
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Cam Girl is Ready for Halloween
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3 Teens Banging Dildos Together which is More Fun That 1 Teen Banging a Dildo Alone
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Listen to Kim Kardashian Talk About How Justin Timberlake is Her Dream Date Scroll Down To Find It…
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Some Pissing in Public Video
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This is Insane – Sex While Driving Video
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Some Woman Runs Over a Midget and He Makes Her Suck His Dick or He’ll Sue Video
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Lenny Kravitz’s Daughter is Kinda Hot
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This is One of the Main Reason’s I Fucking Hate Frat Boys…With a Passion….
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Some Girls Aloud Performing Cellphone Pics
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Petra Nemcova’s Got Some New Lingerie Pics
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Check Out the War on Terror’s Logo – It is Fucking Hysterical and I Can’t Take Shit Serious
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Some Hot Cheerleaders from Around the World
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Look How Tight This Older Chick Is In This Micro Bikini…I Am Almost Blown Away
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Some Hot Tennis Chick
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Which Sleazy 2008 Calendar is your Favorite
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Chick Dancing…When She Really Should be Doing Aerobics Cuz She’s Fat
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Do You Know This Girl Cuz She’s Showing Off Her Vagina
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Vote For Me in the Blogger’s Choice Awards I Want to Win
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Some Dude Confesses His Problems in the stepFORUM
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Some Girl Shows Her Box in the stepFORUM
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Stream Some Band Called the West Indian Girls Album. I am Not Saying They Are Good….I am Saying You Can Stream The Album
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Paris Hilton Wants to Get Frozen So That She Can Live For Thousands of Years Because Science Hates Us….
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Pink and Her Husband Finally Break Up Because He Remembers that He Likes Vagina
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Ivanna Pallotti is Some Argentinian Model Posing in a Bikini
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Use This to Get Laid on Halloween
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Porns Sexx is Not A Good Porn Site
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The Best Fucking Mix I’ve Heard in a Long time by an Artist Named WALE!!! Called 100 Miles and Running Mixed by Nick Catchdubs
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2007

20

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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Life lesson of the day is to not get in cars with people who are either drunk or on drugs because you can die. I was outside some concert last night, looking for a new wife or at least a slut who is willing to do aerobics for me while I eat pie, but not her pie, apple pie, because I love pie. Anyway, these dudes invited me to some after party and they had a lift for me. So I get into the car without thinking because I was wasted and some bitch is driving, they turn up their “I am on drugs” music and start dancing, singing and bitch starts driving like a fucking psycho. At one point, she decides to throw the car in reverse and side swipes a street sign, ripping off her mirror and pretty much ripping off the whole side of her car. I was in the backseat and shit flew into my eye. Now I am convinced I am going to go blind, but I still managed to go to that after party and drink until the sun came up and now I am hurting but at least I met a Hilary Duff look alike.

Here are my links:


Kate Moss Has Some Fucking Weird Shit Going On With Her Legs But I Still Love Her….
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Some INSANE Oreo Art Video Because Some People Have More Time On Their Hands Than You…Like Me….He Shoulda Sold It To Britney
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A Group of Guys Go To Abercrombie and Fitch and Shop Topless Because Abercrombie is All About Topless Men
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Nicola Roberts May Be Someone I’ve Never Heard Of, But She’s Having a Ridiculous Upskirt So Now I Know Who She Is…
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Germany’s Hottest Students in Playboy
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Hayden Panettiere is in Some Cleavage Exposing Dress
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Marisa Miller is Fucking Sexy as Fuck in this Bikini Photoshoot
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Throwback to Jessica Biel in a Bikini For GQ Lookin’ Like She Doesn’t Have a Penis
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Condom Snorter Sucks a Condom Through His Nose And Out of Mouth
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Lohan Likes Lame Rhinestone Skulls because She’s Dating a Snowboarder No One’s Ever Heard of and Is Trying to Fit In – This Is Some Avril Lavigne Skater Boy Shit….
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Suck My News – The Britney Spears Edition
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So There’s Proof that Diana and Dodi Were Engaged and that Means They Were Probably Murdered. Check It Out Homeboy Cuz you Like Royal Scandals…But Not as Much as Royal Blue Sandals. Fag.
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Megan Fox is Hot at the 2007 Scream Awards even though the Only Screaming She Does Is From David From 90210’s Dick and That’s Makes You Scream…So A Whole Lot of Sceaming’s Going Down….
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David Copperfield is Accused of Rape, I Don’t Believe it Because a Guy Who Can Walk Through the Great Wall of China….Can Fuck A Bitch Without Her Even In The Room….
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Eva Mendes Likes Blowing Kisses A Lot More Than You Like Blowing Your Load On Pictures of Her Blowing Kisses
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Schoolgirl Eats Chalk
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Jennifer Connelly’s Got Some Legs in Some Retarded Lookin’ Dress
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Some Dude Gets Run Over By a Bicycle
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Collien Fernandes Photoshoot in Thailand
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Top 10 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes
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Rachel Bilson Upskirt that Sucks Even Though I Think She’s Got It Going On Without Having To Show Me Her Panties
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Watch a Clip From Tila Tequila’s Lesbian Dating Show….So Many Sluts…
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Elizabeth Banks is Some Actress who is Lookin’ Hot Posing in Her Underwear and a Wife Beater….
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Some Chick Named Nikki Bellucci is Posing Topless and Showing Off Her Ass in These Pictures
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Jessica Alba Lookin’ Pretty Respectable, Despite the Whole Having Herpes Thing
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Watch Britney Spears Run Over a Photographer’s Foot
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Some Dog Humping a Kid Video While His Parents Laugh at Him
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Victoria Beckham on Ugly Betty
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Cheesy Club Music Producers Simian Have a Pretty Hot Video With Hot Girls Dancing In Bathing Suits While Getting Messy Eating Pie and Whip Cream
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Tila Tequila’s Topless Photoshoot for Some Magazine
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Britney Spears Stayin’ Fit By Eating Cookies
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Lady Isabella Hervey In a Bikini Lookin Alright
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Some Chick Iris Posing in the Hay
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Chris Angel Freaks Out Some Hot Chick
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Big Breasted Chick Named Kelly Madison is Naked and Pouring Milk On Herself
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Some Webcam Girl Doing What Webcam Girls Do
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Jenna Jameson is Still Hot…
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Britney’s Got Some Swollen Lips After Coming Out of a Brothel/Medical Clinic….
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Some Drunk Dude Gets Owned By His Friends and Their Clippers and Syrup Because They Are Assholes
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I was going to do a post on this Paris Hilton Rockin’ Garters and Stockings, But Realized, I’d Rather Be Drinking, Check Out the Pictures
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Snowboarder Magazine Writes an Open Letter to Lohan About How Lame Her Boyfriend Is
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DJ Dellz Mix Tape Called Brotherhood Featuring Kanye, B.I.G., Jay Z, Album Download in the Forum
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Some Show Called SKINS Soundtrack Album Download Featuring Lots of People
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This is a fucking Funny Picture…Seriously….
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Watch Some Girl Pissing in the Street in Public
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Funny Streaking Chick On Live TV
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Watch Babysitter Get DP’ed
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Some Funny Sex in Advertising
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Some Girls Self Shot Photobucket Pictures
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Some Freshman College Lookin’ Girl’s Got a Lot of Self Shot Pictures and Videos For You
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A Whole Lot of Photobucket Ass
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Weird Girls in Their Underwear Bouncing Around and Flashing Their Tits in a Hotel Room
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Some Girl With Retarded Big Boobs Lookin’ Hot Video
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Some Hot “Teens” Dyking Out Video
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Japanese Sex In a Lion Cage is Fucking Crazy
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I guess I was wrong about you and that you don’t like sex because you haven’t bought this spray yet….
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When it comes to independent model sites, Chicas Place is among the best…True Story.
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2007

19

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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So some girl who reads the site wants to meet me and take a bath for me. She keeps sending me heavily erotic emails about how badly she wants to eat my cum and how badly she wants to suck my dick and how tight her pussy is. I know that this person is someone who wants to kill me and are trying to lure me with images of tight little blond chicks getting off to me so I asked her to send me a video to prove that it’s her. If that comes through I will know for a fact that I am the next big thing to hit the internet, literally, unfortunately for you, if it comes through I am not going to share it with you, because no one ever sharces naked pics or videos of their girlfriends with me. Reality is that it is some 45 year old dude with a dildo in his ass, wearing lipstick and sharpening the knife he’s going to kill me with, but at least the fantasy’s there and so are my links…cuddles.

Some Model Falling on the Runway Video
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TV’s Best Nymphos
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Daxter From Some PSP Game in the Crazy Chamber Because You Like Video Games, They Are Your Friends
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Check Out the Girls in the FHM Hometown Honey Search Because You May Know Them and May Have Banged Some of them But I Doubt It…
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Carrie Underwood Showin’ Off Her Single Legs
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Ainett Stephens Has a Nipple Slip in the Water
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Sex On a Bridge The Movie
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Amy Winehouse Fuckign Wasted in Video
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Interview With a Whore Named Ceara Lynch
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Some Hot Chicks and Some Hot Cars
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Lohan is a Homewrecker and Her New BF and His Fiance He Left For Lohan Have It Out on Myspace. It Is Funny because Everyone Knows Lohan Will Dump This Fucker Leaving Him All Alone and Sad….
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Vanessa Hudgens is Looking For Work…I’ll Hire Her To Get on Webcam For Me For a Couple Dollars
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Kim Kardashian Is Wearing a Corset Because She’s Fat
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Hilary Duff in Mexico Not Naked or Squatting Enough For This Mexican
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Claire Danes is Crazy and Has Been in Therapy Since She Was 6 Because She Was Scared of her Imaginary Friends
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Some Extreme Beer Pong for You Frat Boys
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Britney’s Got an Ironic T-Shirt Because She’s So Poetic
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Sharon Osbourne Grabbing Some Tit
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Cindy Margolis Showing Off her Cleavage in a Skimpy Outfit Like This Was the Internet in 1997
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The Hegre Girls on Vacation Naked and Hot
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Watch This Crackhead Singing the Song From Dreamgirls…Did You Know…You’re My Jennifer Hudson?
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Slash Talks About Hallucinating After Shooting Cocaine
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Joely Rchardson From Nip Tuck Is Skinny As Fuck and You Love Anorexic Bitches So Check Her Out…
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Jennifer Aniston Hates Brad Pitt
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Donald Trump Hates Angelina Jolie
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Kim Kardashian’s Big Ol’ Ass in Some Tight Skirt
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Some Fat Kid Falls During a School Play
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Jessica Biel is a Fucking Man and Here She is Without Her Tranny Make-Up Lookin’ Like a Man
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John Goodman Checks Out of Rehab…Next Stop…McDonalds then Fat Camp
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Victoria’s Secret Christmas Pajama Party Pictures
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Jaslene Proves that America’s Next Top Model Doesn’t Know How To Pick ’em In Some Sheer Top
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Some Ice Skating Topless Chick Prank
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Amy Winehouse Got Arrested….
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Steve-O Does the Cooter Hop Over Some Naked Chick
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Hot Wedding Dress When You’re Marrying a Whore
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Some Hot Chick Named Patrycja Mikula Lookin Hot in Panties
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Some Homemade Sex Tape
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Some Flexible Russian Chick Bending
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Deshawn Stevenson from Some Sports Team Likes Lohan nad is Offering 10,000 dollars to get in Contact with Her….I’ve Got Some Serious Competition in Trying to Get in Her Box Right Now…
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American Apparel Turns Sleazy Artistic with Tits and Reindeer
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Lohan’s Uncle Was Busted for a DUI
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JK Rowling Has Trouble Keep Her Harry Potters in Her Dress at Press Conference
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The Hot Girl in Girls Aloud Showing Off her Hot Body
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Obie Trice and Saigon do a Remix for “Wanna Know” for Entourage and This is the Video
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Some Slut Rubbing Her Tits in the Forum
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Daft Punk Alive – Album Download in the Forum
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Eminem Presents – Re-Up – Album Download
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Japanese Ice Skater Because Japanese People are Crazy
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Download Bruce Springsteen – Magic in the stepFORUM
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Hot Lesbian Sex at the Beach
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Girl Sticks Paint Brushes in her Ass
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Sophie and Kylie Making Out in Lingerie Video
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Some Girl On Photobucket Showin’ Off Her Ass
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Some Band I’ve Never Heard of Versus Halo 3 – for you Gamers
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Lookin’ Good Sweethearts
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Some Reader’s Hip Hop Mix Set
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Look at this Picture Because It’s Fucking Sick….and Funny….All At the Same Time….
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Find All the Latest In Celebrity Pussy Here
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Some Girl and Her Fucking Machine Orgasms….
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Sex on the Tanning Bed Video
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Find the Best Sites To Jerk Off To
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Use this Shit if You Like to Fuck
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The Longest Webcam Video I Have Ever Seen With Teen Girls Dancing in Bras and Underwear Trying to Be Seductive Like They Are in a Hip Hop Video…If you Know the Girl In Black Have Her Email Me If She’s 18
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2007

17

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I suck today. I don’t know what the fuck happened but it was one annoying thing after another that only let me post twice. I guess no one really cares because you don’t read this shit but I am going to get drunk. I know all these sites are a lot hungrier than I am to be the first on content, but they are no way nearly as hungry as my wife. That bitch can eat and is part of the reason why I wasn’t by the computer all day. I guess tomorrow is another day for us, we’ll just have to wait until then to find out if this is the end of stepfather, or if I can pull my shit together. It’s a cliffhanger. Stay tuned. Asshole.

Here are my links:

Hot Panty Upskirt Shot
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Ellen Cries For the Animals on her Show Because She’s Acting To Cover Her Dog Scandal
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Eva Mendes Nude in We Own the Night Video
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This Video is Called Pornstar in the Making….and It Is Some Hot Chick’s First Time on Cam Posing Her Big Boobs
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Vanessa Hudgens Got Fired For Disney Partially Because of These Thonged-Ass Shots
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Kylie Minogue’s Nipples are Hard
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Kelly Brook’s Lauches
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Some Crazy Kid Playing Great Balls of Fire on the Piano
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Elsa Benitez Photoshoot Video From 2002 Cuz She’s Hot
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Guess the Celebrity Ass
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Guess Ellen’s Lesbian Lover’s Boobs
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Watch The Mischa Barton Lesbian Movie Trailer
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Some Japanese Chick Named Haruna Yabuki in a Bikini
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Casey Batchelor is Some Chick With Huge Tits
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Lohan in Some Fuck Me Boots
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Other Women’s Breasts Drive Other Women Crazy…You’re All a Bunch of Dykes….
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Some Crazy Backpakcer Jumps On a High Speed Train For Thrills Cuz Backpackin is Some Hippie Shit
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Britney Spears was the First To Know Lance Bass Was Gay But Was Too Dumb to Realize What Gay Meant…
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Some Victoria Beckham Cleavage at Mel’s Diner
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Carmen Electra’s Fuck Me Boots
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Raven Riley Shows Her Cooter While Suckin’ a Cigar and I Love Both Cooter and Cigars…A Little Taste of Heaven
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Funny Yoga Lesson Beer Commercial
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Gemma Atkinson’s 2008 Calendar Exclusive
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Denise Pernula is in November’s Playboy….Here’s a Video of Her Signing Copies of the Mag for a Bunch of Losers Who Want to Meet the Girl They Jerk Off To, Even Though Jerking Off to Playboy is Like Jerking Off to the Facebook Pictures
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MTV Tries to Show The World That We’re Idiots For Being Able to Recognize Britney and Marilyn and Not Two Fuckers Who Invented Shit Decades Ago…Because We All Know They Just Used Wikipedia Like the Rest of Us. Fuckers.
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Some Viagra Ads From Around the World
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Cat Fight Video of the Day
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The Worlds Unluckiest Man is Luckier Than Me
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Donald Trump and His Bitches
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Pam Anderson’s Classy Wedding
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Some Hot Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures Because She’s a Cunt
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A Jennifer Connelly Gallery For You To Fuck Yourself To
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Some More Pics of Kim Kardashian Modeling Her Tits at Her Fashion Show
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Lohan’s Boyfriend Left His Fiance For Lohan and I Would Too
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Ashlee Simpson Dressed in Some Stupid 80s Outfit
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Models in One-Piece Bathing Suits Because I Love Models
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Tom Cruise is Raising a Robot and Feeding Her Some Weird Shit
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Brooke Hogan Walking Around Half Naked
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Paris Hilton Dumped Her Pizza Delivering Boyfriend She Got Fucked and Moved On…Life and Times of a Whore
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Cam With Her Chick Posing With a Football
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The Cruz Sister Sandwich
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Best of Bush from 1994 – If There’s Such Thing of the Best of the Band Bush….
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Streaker Gets Arrested
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Black Chick Shaking Her Ass
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Nicole Scherzinger Posing Half Naked in Blender
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Here’s a Lesbian Gallery for You Cuz You Like Tight Lesbians Doing Each Other
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Elevator Surprise Prank
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British Actor Named Anna Friel Topless By The Pool
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Find Out The Best Porn for You
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This Will Get You Sex It’s Proven
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2007

17

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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So I was telling some girl that I was a virgin on the computer the other day and she didn’t believe me. I told her if she ever saw me, then she’d have an easier time believing, this shit is not a magic trick or anything. But I also know that virginity is a myth and that girls are throwing their pussies around like they never have before and people are starting to fuck at a young age because they were raised by their TVs and the internet and use sluts and porn as their role models, while their self-centered parents were out earning a living to buy them the slutty clothes they think are fashionable because they make their tits bust out of their shirts or they asses hang out of their skirts, and they assume that fucking is what will make them famous like Lohan or Paris or get them respect from the dudes they hang with, who have been jerking off to porn since they’ve been ten and know more about fucking than Britney Spears. Now I am not an expert, but slutty girls never get respect, but I still love them just the same and I don’t care if they are into getting naked on camera or easy to get in my mouth, as long as they are willing to do it for me. The real comedy in all this is that this whole slut movement’s taking over the world, but you’re still not getting laid. At least you’ve got my links to click on. They won’t get your dick wet, but they will distract you from how lame you are. Cuddles.

Some Hot Fantasia Barrino Bikini Pictures
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Kim Kardashian’s Playboy Pictures
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Some Bloody Mary Optical Illusion cuz Halloween is Coming and the Sluts are Prepping Their Vaginas for It….
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Jenna Jameson on the Catwalk Modeling for Heatherette, Lookin’ Like Death
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A whole lot of White Girls Crankin’ Dat for Soulja Boy and I love White Girls Dancing in Shorts….
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The World’s Worst Plastic Surgery
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Classic Naked Angelina Jolie Sex Scene
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Scarlett Johannson and her Whore Cleavage or You To Remember The Last Time You Ever Saw Tits Even Though They Looked Nothing Like This…
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Some Loser Beatboxes The Three’s Company Theme Song Cuz He’s Hip Hop
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Brad Pitt Was a Strippin’ Frat Boy in College…I Hate Frat Boys.
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The MoneyMaker Has Shaken…And It Is Good
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How To Carve a Pumpkin Because Halloween is Coming and the Sluts are Prepping Their Vaginas
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Lohan’s Back in LA and is Being Good – I Can’t Wait for the Relapse – Because That’s When I Will Move to LA and Make Her My Wife….
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Steve-O Naked for PETA – Like He’ll Be Able To Influence Anyone To Not Wear Fur….
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Victoria Beckham’s Got some Hard Nipples
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Watch Britney Spears Get Booked After Turning Herself In…All The Cool Kids Are Getting Arrested…You Should Too
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Some Hayden Panettiere is Lookin’ Alright in a White Dress….
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Kid Rock is Banging Paris Hilton…Nice Incestuous Life of a Celebrity. You Think They’d Be Able to Get Some New Blood Into the Fucking Mix….
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Heidi and Spencer Eating Tacos…But Not The Kind of Tacos I Like Eating…Get It? That Was a Vagina Reference!!
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Some Catfight Video
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Carolina “Pampita” Ardohain in Some Spanish Magazine Lookin’ Classy
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Some Horny Dog Ruins This Girls Dance Routine
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Cameron Diaz Showing Off Her Rack That I Didn’t Know She Had
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Kate Walsh is the Cougar of the Day
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Some Chick Named Giulia Siegal in a See-Through Top
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Some Lauren Conrad and Audrina Partridge in Some Lingerie
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Britney’s Friend Talks About Why Britney Doesn’t Wear Panties
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Some Hot Webcam Chick in Action
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Laughing at this Video Will Send You To Hell…Oh Well…I am Sure Worse Things Could Happen, Because This is Next Level Funny
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Some Psycho Neighbor Goes Nuts on Her Lawnmower
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A Whole Lot of Stacy Keibler Half Naked Pics Cuz She’s Hot
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Hottest Brazilan Wife You’ll Ever See
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Some Hot Lesbian French Kiss on Holland TV
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Dudes Dancing on the Subway Car
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The Biggest Joke of the Day is that Ricky Martin Got a Star on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame….
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The Gayest Fucking Chocolate Bar Commercial Ever
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Some Artist Uses Celebrities In Compromising Positions for her Work…I Want to Use Lohan in Compromising Positions for My Work.
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Kate Hudson’s Got a See Through Shirt On And I Don’t Care Because She’s Ugly
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Lucy Pinder Naked in Some Magazine
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Some Talkdown Interview with Radiohead
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Some Chick Named Lucy from LSG Posing Naked in this Video o a Photoshoot
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Some Asshole Kid Slams His Mother to the Floor
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Some University of Texas Chick Being Naked and Slutty and Lesbionic
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Amber Tamblyn is Jeanne Tripplehorn’s Illegitimate Child…WHAT?!! This is Huge Considering I’ve Never Heard of Any of Them
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Vote on the Hottest Tennis Asses
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I Love Rihanna, Download Her CD from the stepFORUM
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Download the Hives CD Leak – It’s Supposed to be Hard to Find…
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Some Dude in the Hot Tub With A Lot of Japanese Girls
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People Fucking in Shallow Water
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This will get sluts around you horny
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Pleasureville’s Got 56 Videos Featuring Some Slut Slutting Out
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