I like making friends on the internet. Today was spent on Facebook because I am uninspired by celebrities and decided to find 18 year old girls to inspire me so I wrote this to a girl:
how do you feel about teenage pregnancy…i am tired of being a stepfather and am looking for something to call my own and need a host uterus. or we could just always try until we get it right…that’s a genius idea….i should be a life coach in a high school….
So she wrote:
but after birth my vajayjay will never be the same again. i dont know if ill be able to handle that. we’ll have to see.
kisses.
So I wrote back:
i heard about this thing called an abortion and they are supposed to be a lot more fun than they sound.
Here are my links….they don’t suck as hard as I do…..
Some Bitch Named New York Gets her Toes Sucked on Her Show Called I Love New York 2
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Losers Recreate Star Wars With Their Hands…And I Am Sure Their Virginity is Seriously Pissed Off at Them For Doing This…
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Some Chick Getting Off to Her Cellphone
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Some Retarded Talking Ass Video
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Highschool Musical Face or Orgasm Face
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This Model is Columbia’s Finest Export…Even Better than Cocaine and You Will Want To Marry Her With Your Dick…
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Miss October Waitress of the Month Posing in Her Bikini and Lookin’ Pretty Fucking Smokin Hot
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Some Dude Follows Hot Girls on the Street With a Video Camera…Shit is Creepy But Fuckin’ Hot
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Older – Fergie Showing Off her Ass Cheeks and Thong…
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Some Blonde Chick Gets Convinced to Get Naked in Her Dorm Room….
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Some Big Brother Norway Sex Tape You May Have Already Seen…But Should See Again
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Some Dude’s Insane Air Guitar Performance
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Some Older Salma Hayek Tit Action on TV
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Megan Fox Looks Hot and Shows Up To Events Alone Because Her Boyfriend Doesn’t Get Invited to Such High Profile Events…
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Drew Barrymore Showing Off Her Fat in Some Weird Onesy Outfit
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Marie Osmond Faints on Dancing With the Stars and I Laughed…
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Halle Berry Makes a Jewish Nose Joke About Her Mac Photobooth Pics on Leno….
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David Copperfield has the Weirdest Pick Up Strategy That Kinda Scares the Fuck Out of Me….
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Some Foxy Brown Crazy Cleavage Pictures From Before She Was Locked Up
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Jake Gyllenhaal Was Uncomfortable Watching His Sister’s Sex Scenes in Secretary Because She Isn’t His Brother…Get It…Cuz He’s Gay…I Kill Me…
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Nick Hogan Posts a Myspace Message About His Car Accident That Crippled a Dude…
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Celebrity Tit Showdown – Rossum Vs Cuthbert
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Watch Some Little Girl Singing Because I May Suck and Life…But She Doesn’t Yet and Somethings Are Still Wholesome…and Worth a Minute of Your Time…See I’m a Sensitive Guy….
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Some Cabinet Scare Prank Worth Watching
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Petra Nemcova is Hot at Some Event and I Love Her….
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Reese Witherspoon Pretends to Date Jake Gyllenhaal
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Some Jerry Springer Redneck Clip That’s Gotta Be a Joke
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Eva Mendes Does Maxim and Looks Good Doing It…
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A Whole Lot of Celebrity Upskirts
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Tonya Cooley From MTVs Real World Bikini and See Through Pictures
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Some Hot Bitch Named Tory Lane Naked and Hot Bitchin’
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The New Spice Girls Song Makes Me Want to Kill Myself
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Some Skirt Getting Stuck Prank That is Funny
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Some Chick Gets Herself Off on the Train Cuz She’s a Dirty Girl
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Crazed Baboon Attacks a Woman Video
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Cheryl Cole Looks Fucking Hot in Mom Jeans With Her Tits Hanging Out…
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Carmen Electra’s Got a New Look and She Doesn’t Look Like She Used To….But I’d Still Try To Knock Her Up With My Mouth
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Katiren from Belgian Temptation Island’s Topless Photoshoot
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People Love Having Fun on Live TV – This Dude makes and Lame Eating Pussy Gesture on Camera Because He’s a Cunt
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Another American Apparel AssVertisement that’s Actually More Stripper that Hipster and I Like That
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Some Christian Dude Takes Slutty Pics of His Teen Girlfriend Who is Also a Christian, I Find It Nice to See Two Kids Who are Going to Hell Have So Much Fun while being so in Love….
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Download the Pete Doherty band Baby Shambles Album
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Download Some Set of Some Chick’s Stolen Dirty Pics
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Download Some Tool Album
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The Craziest TIts You Will Ever See
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Some Insane Anna Nicole Story That Proves Howard K Stern is Sleazy and May Be Responsible for Her Death
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Some Vinyl Wearing Lesbians Going At It…
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Another Lesbian Video Only This Time They are in White Panties
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This is What Happens When You Take Too Much Ambien
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Cali Logan is Some Bitch Who Gets Naked on the Internet
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Use This if You Like Fucking….
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Bonus:
Check Out This Auction Where Proceeds Go To Homeless Youth and I Fucking Love Homeless People Because I am One Step Away from being One…and Homeless Chicks are Easy…
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