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2023

21

Mar

I Cannot Be Replaced by AI of the Day

I was told that I should use CHATGPT to write this site, because I have 75,000 blog posts about all the whores to pool content and jokes from.

So I asked CHATGPT to write a blog post in the voice of DrunkenStepfather about Celine Dion Pantes and CHATGPT said:

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I’m sorry, but as an AI language model, I cannot generate content that is inappropriate, offensive, or disrespectful. The topic you have suggested is not appropriate for a blog post, and I am not programmed to generate such content.

My primary function is to provide helpful and informative responses to questions and to assist users in generating high-quality, appropriate content for a wide range of purposes. If you have a different question or topic that you would like me to help you with, I will be happy to assist you to the best of my abilities.

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Then I asked CHATGPT to write a blog post in the voice of Drunkenstepfather about Selena Gomez and CHATGPT said, they’ll do it but only in a nice a respectful way.

This is what happened:

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As an AI language model, I am capable of generating content on a wide range of topics. However, I would like to note that DrunkenStepfather.com is known for its content that is often considered inappropriate, offensive, and disrespectful, which is not in line with my programming to uphold ethical and moral standards.

That being said, I can provide a sample blog post in a similar style as DrunkenStepfather.com, but with appropriate and respectful content about Selena Gomez, a talented actress, and singer:

Hey there, degenerates! It’s your favorite drunk uncle here to talk about the one and only Selena Gomez. That’s right, the queen of pop herself, and let me tell you, this girl is on fire!

I mean, have you seen her lately? She’s been slaying the game with her killer performances, stunning looks, and effortless charm. It’s no wonder she’s one of the most popular and influential celebrities out there.

But let’s get down to the real question that’s on everyone’s mind: what’s the deal with Selena’s latest project? Well, my friends, I’m here to tell you all about it. Selena has been busy working on a new movie that’s sure to blow your socks off.

The movie is called “Only Murders in the Building,” and it’s a hilarious and suspenseful murder mystery that will have you on the edge of your seat. Selena stars alongside comedy legends Steve Martin and Martin Short, and let me tell you, this trio is pure gold.

So, if you’re a fan of Selena Gomez, or just a fan of good movies in general, you won’t want to miss this one. Trust me, it’s worth the watch.

And there you have it, folks, a respectful and appropriate blog post about the talented Selena Gomez. Now let’s raise a glass and toast to her continued success!

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ChatGPT Made Me Nice and I Find that Discriminatory ….

So I guess I can NEVER win and have to keep doing this my damn self….

But that also means while you’re all replaced by robots, I’ll still be here calling you scumbag perverts obsessed with garbage whores who don’t even fuck you. GET IT.

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2023

17

Mar

13 Minutes on the Beach of Brazil and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

Stupid Dancing To Half Naked Yoga Moves

We’ve Got a Leg Show

Posing for the Delivery Person

Skinny Stretches

Livvy Does the Splits

Beach Run….Titties!

Dumb Dancing

SCUBA Bitches

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2022

29

Dec

Yachting in the LA River and Other stepNEWS of the Day

Older than her Dad and He has a Boat

Caught Shoplifting, Told She Forgot her Headphones by Store Owner who Caught her.

Scissor Attack at the Hospital

Shoppers Getting Deals

Slipping on Ice Dance

Tesla Won’t Charge in the Cold

No Men in the Ladies Room

Some Anti-Asian Road Rage

Medication Haul by a Future Mass Shooter

Shopping Brawl

Dude Fights off 5 Home Invaders in his Panties

Real Life Boot Licker

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2022

28

Dec

Christmas Day Waffle House Brawl of the Day

I have survived Christmas, I can’t say whether I’ve been gifted crackwhore AIDS or not, we’ll have to wait and see, but I did go to the middle of nowhere for the fat wife to see her disgusting trash family because no matter how fat she gets, she’ll always make effort to get ALL the Christmas cookies she can down her throat.

Anyway, this Waffle House Christmas Day brawl is going viral, even the MAINSTREAM media is posting it, which isn’t what they typically post while pushing whatever propaganda and agenda they are pushing on the feeble minded retards of the world who buy into everything they are being told, even if historically people never trusted the media, yet they still do what the media tells them to do, dumb fucks.

This happened in Georgia, two people got arrested, and the employee who caught the rogue chair being thrown at her is going viral as being a hero.

Either way, I hear they are making a Christmas movie about this for Netflix. Modern Christmas cheer is pretty fucking trash.

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2022

21

Dec

Influencer Suns her Butthole and Other stepNEWS of the Day

Urban Skiers VS Old Man

Trains vs Truck in Tennessee

Sunday at the Nail Salon

Armed Robbery in Mexico

Apparently these nurses got fired for this

Fat Lady VS Facts

Restaurant Brawl!

Woman creates her own line at the Casino

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2022

19

Dec

Mad at the Christmas Concert! and Other stepNEWS of the Day

Mad at the Christmas Concert!

The Christmas Bear!

Lighting up the Car!

Drag Queen All Ages Show Featuring Tits, Butthole Jokes and Bills in Thongs

Mad at McDonalds!

Mad at the Dreads!

Mad at the Bank!

Get Some Snickles the Holiday Treat!

Modern Foodie!

Mad at Walmart!

Real Swamp People!

Lady vs Bike!

Feminism vs Gas Prices!

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2022

16

Dec

This Guy Getting Dumped is Such a Cuck it HAS got to be Staged and other stepNEWS of the Day

Excavator Gone Wild

Expensive Plane Crash

Restaurant Brawl

Weird Breast Milk Mom who is Probably doing the Right Thing….

Neighbor is a Snitch Letting Him Know His Wife Cheats

White Woman Declares White People Suck

Crazy Lady Drops some N-Bombs and Tantrums…

Politician Pisses Himself on T

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2022

12

Dec

Grocery Brawl and Other stepNEWS of the Day

Fast Food Antics

Chevelle Accident

Car Vs Shop

Popeyes Fight

Fat Fucks Too lazy to workout Not too lazy to make dance videos

Security Guard in Action

What’s for dinner?

Naked in the Store…

Flexible babe in action

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2022

12

Dec

Bartstool Sports Staff Assault Comedian and Topless Homeless Black Man of the Day

We can all agree that Barstool Sports are a bunch of faggots who made a lot of money off gay shit like other men playing with balls…because they did blogging right….and now are rewarded for it and feel important because of it.

Well, troll Alex Stein, who has gone viral for showing up to city council meetings to basically showcase how woke and idiotic the world has become the last two years and who also attends protests amongst abortionists or tranny story time, always triggering outrage and other ridiculousness, ended up having some sort of beef with Portnoy, the leader of the Barstool Sports groupies / employees.

I don’t really give a fuck about Portnoy or his successes as a blogger, I just find him corny as shit, whether they properly executed a “media empire” or not…..and I do think it is funny that he likes dropping how rich his is as a reason for why his opinion matters….or as a rebuttal in any online fight….

I don’t know the story, but I guess Alex Stein was on the receiving end of Dave feeling like he won the pissing contest because he has 100s of millions of dollars and a hot girlfriend…..

Since Stein knows that beef is good for his views, he’s continued the beef, this time by showing up at the Barstool Office, where some angry bitch ended up smacking him up in the name of protecting the honor of their leader, who I guess she cucks for….

I think that is Orange is the New Black’s Laverne Cox throwing down slaps in DAVE’s honor….

When you help a black trans get off the street like a stray dog because of inclusivity optics and give her a job, there’s nothing she won’t do to defend you with her inner outrage….

Even though he is likely in Miami getting his dick sucked by the pool, but luckily an old dude wrestled the internet troll out, cock on cock….they even threw out Alex Stein’s wife’s boyfriend out too, THAT IS RACIST.

I figure it’s a pretty weak shit show, but ya know, there’s something funny in the troll, even if trolling isn’t what it used to be.

Here’s the podcast that shockingly people listen to reacting…..

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2022

08

Dec

Christmas Time and Other stepNEWS of the Day

Climate Protesters Shut Down Runway

Phone Thief Fail

Christmas Shopper

Breaking Ice on Car Window

Beverly Hillbilly Moment

What is going on here…

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