I feel like the stepNEWS is the single best post on the site. I mean sure these celeb bitches are okay to look at and to laugh at, but the real shit going down in the news with real people is a hell of a lot more interesting, alarming, scary and hysterical…It’s like these motherfuckers don’t make 24 million dollars a year and are pulling shit far more ridiculous than Charlie Sheen sex parties, which are funny, but obvious…but nothing compared to cumming in yogurt samples or any of the other good clips below with their amazing local news writing for jokes…so you should like this post more and celebrate its return…

NM teacher locks student in cage

FL woman calls 911 for manicure emergency

CA woman gets new voice box

KY police officer writes ticket for 7 year-old boy

Sink hole swallows snow plow truck in GA – End of the World is Coming…

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StepNEWS is BACK!!! This is the best thing the site ever did that no one appreciated…and It’s Back!

That’s all I have to say about that….

Bondage house in Memphis leads to arrest

Female San Antonio teacher accused of sexual relationship with student

CT Funeral Dir. convicted of stealing from the dead

Caught on Tape: Clerk Attacked in TX

Drunk man rescued from ice fall in Detroit

Neon ‘Crap’ sign causes controversy

Marijuana soft drinks to launch in CA

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Here a few things going on in the news. I am sure there are better stories out there, but I am a heavily lazy guy and figure these are good enough for you, especially considering none of you bother watching these….even though I bother posting these…that hurts me…

Robber uses spray gun in CT

Author of controversial pedophile book arrested….How the fuck was this being sold on Amazon….Someone at Amazon should get arrested. They are the real pedophiles.

Peeping Tom brings ladder to spy on women

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Here are some stories that aren’t all that don’t really make me feel warm and fuzzy or even make he question humanity. But I am posting them anyway…

First up, Police looking for Long Island serial killer, finds victims in Craigslist sex ads, Give Me So Much Confidence in the Internet, You Can Really Find Anything and Everything….mainly weird fucking people….

Dancing Santa…..

Miley Cyrus on Salvia of Snowmen Xmas Decorations….

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Sorry, was having some site issues so I decided to drink a bottle of brandy my friend left behind from our ghetto egg nog party we had this weekend. I was curious how much spiked eggnog it would take to die. Apparently, 4 cartons aren’t quite enough, but my friend was puking like it was….I’m ready to start this day, even though it’s almost 5 pm. We’re working on Pacific Standard time today….

Here’s the stepNEWS….

Indiana shopkeeper defends sale or racist soap

I don’t see anything wrong with that, some of my best friends are black and they love being called colored and darkies, they get it’s just part of American history. Talk about trying to milk a story and sensationalize something totally out of context. Everyone knows we choose our soap based on historical relevance….at least I do…but then again, I’m highly intelligent and like to keep everything intellectual….especially my racism.

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The world is a beautiful place….

A Wisconsin woman bit off her husband’s tongue, then sang Christmas carols while he called 911

Slap fight on Indian TV

Guy takes 63 nut shots in a row

Fat Girl freaks out over pizza

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Here are some newsclips that you won’t be able to live with yourself if you dont’ watch them….you won’t be up to date on the lates current events and you will look like an idiot in front of that hot girl you are trying to impress. Just watch them. It will save lots of pain.

Maybe I’m over hyping this a bit…

Oprah: I’m not a lesbian

Police: KSU Prof Exposed Self To Students In Class
A Kennesaw State University professor has been arrested after authorities say he exposed himself to students in a classroom.

PA Tailor in court for molesting female customers
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I think I just ate a can of cat food. At risk of sounding obvious, I shouldn’t have drank all the tequila last night. I know, a Mexican and his Tequila, could I be the stereotype everyone think I am, am I the mexican restaurant with all the racist mexican decor to make white people like they are part of something truly authentic, or do I just like to get fucked on Tequila. This are all questions we’re going to answer after the break….

Here are some of the latest stepNEWS clips…

Woman sues restaurant over toilet paper dispenser

Students get ‘Urkeled’ for saggy pants in Tennessee

PA man arrested for groping women in store

OH teen goes on destructive joy ride in dump truck

Porn Pictures Case: Accused May Go Free
The mother of a Lincoln Park girl is outraged. That is because a man accused of taking pornographic pictures of her daughter could be released.

AIDS IN OUR BUTT is topping the charts….

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Here’s my way of keeping you pervert losers informed….because I know the only news you’re reading is the latest on throat fucking porn and maybe if we’re lucky the contest on the back of the cereal box your mom thinks you have a good chance winning cuz all the other entries are going to be from 5 year olds. If you know what I mean. Don’t be sad, I don’t think you are a retard, I just think you don’t try.

Here are the clips:

Cyberstalker Target Sorority Girls….It wasn’t Me I Swear….

FL Student Mistakenly Wanted for Murder

Cell phone explodes in Texas man’s ear

DE woman calls in bomb threat to get out of work, gets caught…Amazing…

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Here is some of the latest “news” clips. I should call this the weird internet video clip post of the day…because it’s never news…but I’m bad at marketing….

Here you go:

Hot Paralyzed Playmate Tammy Banovac in her lingerie going through airport security stripped the fuck down to make a point..only because paralyzed girls are amazing at anal sex cuz they don’t feel a shit…also the reason they are no good at anal sex….either way….weirdness….

Comic versus Heckler…I have no idea why this guys has 600,000 views….cuz this joke was fucking obvious…I was hoping he raped her on the spot to teach her a lesson about his sexual ability….

Hot Emotional Damage on a Molested Girl cuz it’s always nice to see a man’s abuse really torment a bitch for her entire life. You know that whole emotionally damaged years after being molested hustle….. It is the basis of penis hating lesbians. It is the reason for porno and male attention craving girls who know how to suck dick real well cuz they started at such a young age…..It is the reason for teenage pregnancy and drug addiction…so in a lot of ways shit makes the world go round.

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