These are all really fucking amazing stepNEWS videos. I guess people are losing their fucking shit you know with the Holidays coming, or the boredom of fall, poverty… whatever the reason, I’m just happy it’s going on. So here are some recent crazy fucking stories…to keep you entertained while I slowly wake up.

PA teacher accused of asking student for naked photos to settle debt

Drunk OH mom runs over daughter on purpose

IN woman told to remove underwear by TSA cuz the TSA is going nuts….

Man upset son saw naked women on MegaTouch game

83-year old grandma keg stand

NY Woman Confronts Subway Flasher

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I am finally getting the stepNEWS up at a reasonible hour, you’d think I had this morning show fantasy finally on lock down, but unlike normal morning show hosts, I’m fucking up at this hour cuz I was on a fucking bender and haven’t got any fucking sleep yet…I am still drunk, my eyes are burning and I think this glass of wine is a horrible idea but it’s all the fucking booze I can find…here is some fun shit goin in the news…cuz it makes me happy….even though drunk makes me feel as happy as I can possibly be…Hello day. I can’t wait to pass the fuck out and sleep all day.

Here is the stepNEWS

Pregnant Dallas teacher arrested for sex with students

TX Teacher Busted Taping Student in Bathroom

Wisconsin man upset dealership sends mail to dead wife

An Wisconsin man thought he sent a clear message to a dealership to stop sending mail addressed to his deceased wife. Instead the dealership sent mail to ‘June Is Dead’.

Ohio Amputee Tased in Wheelchair

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This is my 11 am morning show. I know I am going up against The View, which is probably a tough act to compete with, but I wouldn’t know, cuz whenever I happen to come across that amazing smut I can’t help but focus in on Whoopi and pretty much black out in a lust filled schizophrenic episode and next thing you know, kids and parents are lookin’ at me mortified and mall security is grabbing me out of the Radio Shack by my hair….her organic looking smells and Ted Danson expired cum still in her nasty pussy and her talks about her losing her bladder control and her menopause and all that goodnesss….

So here

SF Chuck E. Cheese Robbed at gunpoint

Man gets profane receipt from Burger King

A drunk driving suspect thought he put his car in park, but he put it in reverse. Chaos ensued and nobody was hurt.

Notorious bad Detroit neighbor accused of trying to run down neighbor

Jennifer Petkov, who used Facebook to taunt the family of 7-year-old Kathleen Edward, remains free on bond after waiving her rights to a preliminary hearing.

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I like to bring the news to you first thing in my morning cuz I’ve got this weird fantasy where I’m the shit colored bi-product of Merridith Vierra and Al Roker’s dirty morning show fuck….

It was always a dream of mine to have a morning show of my own…but no one picked up my pilot since TV wasn’t ready for my morning masturbation to start your day tips, or my how to peep on your stepdaughters getting ready for school segment.

I was a man before my time….

Here’s the latest news:

Ice Cream Leads to Rape Suspect Identification

Rodeo Bull in Canada Jumps into Stands. No it wasn’t my wife. That bitch can’t jump.

FL Teacher Accused of Sex with Students…Isn’t that the whole point of being a teacher?

Ohio Forrest Fire Started by Burning Adult Magazines- Fucking Christians…

OH woman startled by man in clown mask breaks into her bathroom

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I’m like a morning show a few hours too late. A few hot older mom legs and fake smiles too short. A fake tan and cooking segment too deprived and no real business communicating anything to anyone over any for of media….but here are my stepNEWS clips anyway, cuz I like weird shit that goes on in the world, and last time I checked, this was my site.

Seriously, these are genius…..

Caught on Tape: Woman slaps postal worker amid racist rant

A shocking video shows a woman slapping a postal worker during a racist rant outside of her home.

Caught on Tape: Denny’s Halloween Fight

Out of control Halloween fight at East Oakland Denny’s

Woman Slipped Date Rape Drug at South Street Concert

A 22 year old woman attending a concert at the TLA was slipped a date rape drug, driven to a NJ hotel and sexually assaulted

OH cop caught urinating in lake on dash cam

MN mom lies about daughter’s death, holds funeral

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It’s good to stay informed with current events…and by current events I mean what weird, dysfunctional, idiots who make it on the news are up to…cuz current events about politics and fuckin’ the economy and the war in Iraq is just fucking noise that clogs up, bogs down and distracts from what’s really important.

Either way, none of these are actual news items…they are just viral and amazing…

Store owner vs. Skateboarding Punk

Tourettes +Karoke = THIS!

Survey Says…YES!

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The latest news going on in my life is that despite the site always being down – I am not going to be giving it up.

Unfortunately for you, that means stepNEWS clips, cuz no post seems to offend people as much as this one.

I guess watching idiots on the news is hard to jerk off to.

But I would imagine that so is the rest of my site…so if you’re coming in for that…you’re weird and I probably shouldn’t listen to your complaints…oh that’s right…I don’t…and here’s the proof…

Haverhill Pastor stole from his church to support porn habit

Subway Job applicant turns robber in parking lot – Eat Fresh…

Naked Woman Drives Truck Into Strip Mall in California

Winning Lottery Ticket Sold at Michigan Porn Store proving yet again that porn addiction so bad that you go to porn stores even though the internet exists pays….

OR House Passed Out Condoms to Kids for Halloween

Limo carring party of bridesmaids hijacked

DORCHESTER – A limo carrying a party of bridesmaids was hijacked Saturday afternoon in front of the Blessed Mother Theresa Church in Dorchester.

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I think the biggest and most important stepNEWS of the day is that I got my email back up and running after my webhost got hacked….I have also got a new webhost and they are currently migrating the site to a more stable solution.

I also think that when the site was down, instead of sitting here catching up on reading, I decided to use the downtime of strippers. It has been at least 6 years since I’ve been able to grab the lunch buffet and stare at tits with 20 bucks I stole from my wife…cuz instead of that life, I chose this site….something I think was probably a mistake but the destiny I chose for myself….

Here are some stepNEWS clips to keep you entertained….the site should be back to normal – stable and sexy in a few hours…but I have still been updating daily, cuz I’m like a fucking God….just don’t ask my wife to confirm that statement as she knows the truth which is that I am a loser…YAY….

Chimp Goes on Rampage in Kansas City
A chimpanzee broke out of a police cruiser and went on a damaging rampage….No this isn’t a racist joke….it was an actual chimp…

PA Woman Pulls Gun on Woman on Bus for Talking Too Loud on Cell Phone

OH Man Accused of Kidnapping Girlfriend to Force Abortion…I usually just pretend I’m having a nightmare while punching her stomach…

Flasher Warning in Orlando!

Motorcycle Cop Crushed by Truck in Peru

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What better way to start a glorious hungover day, with a gloriously unstable website, thanks to a glorious disgruntled employee, who gloriously erased everyone’s fucking websites like a piece of fucking shit scumbag who was better off just pulling a disgruntled worker shooting, cuz at least my site wouldn’t have been affected….than the stepNEWS….

Everyday should start with you educating yourself about the world happenings…it makes for good conversation at the water cooler….it lets people think you are with it and aware…but when it’s stepNEWS, it also brings satisfaction knowing that you aren’t the biggest idiot out there…despite what your mom and exgirlfriend seem to think!

MI Teen Has to See Rapist at School Every Day
A Michigan teen is forced to see the boy that raped her at school every day and is taunted by his friends….She shouldn’t be huggin’ and kissin’ up on boys if she doesn’t wanna get raped…She learned a very valuable lesson about cockteasin’ and that’s if you’re gonna cocktease, you’re gonna get dick up in you whether you like it or not.

West Virginia Man Kills Friend with Bow and Arrow

OR Man Rages in Courtroom
A man, accused of rape, had to be subdued by three deputies after flipping tables and throwing punches in an Oregon courtroom

Twilight Book Burning in Portland…It is polluting the youth and turning kids bisexual cuz if woman are made like Kristen Stewart…They have no choice but to jerk off to R.Patts.

Woman Fired by Text
A FL woman was told that her services were no longer needed at work by a text from her supervisor…I woulda told her by raping her throat.

Car Plows into Pittsburgh DMV
A teen that just passed his driver’s test slammed through the front door of the DMV

Drill Bit Left in RI Patient

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Just cuz my site got shut down, I hardly slept all weekend thinking the end was here…and not because of unprotected sex with a bitch who smells like feces…but because the future of my site was unknown, which probably woulda been good for my soul and given me the opportunity to make something of myself, but left me lost and unsure where to go…..I still make time for stupid news…even though everyone hates the shit….

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