What better way than to start the day with idiots who managed to get themselves on TV by just being themselves. No glitz or glam of Hollywood, no casting couch blowjobs, no marketing team or PR people to create some marketable lie about them, just real deal idiots involved in some authentic shit that wasn’t corporate strategy to get them noticed….

Brett Favre’s Crotch Nailed by Football

Brett Favre was nailed in the family jewels on the practice squad. ouch.

Offspring of Kenyan Paligamist Using Facebook to Unite Cuz Facebook Connects People….

Apple Patents Anti-Sexting App

Lakers Girl Smashed in Kings / Lakers Game

Woman Arrested for Threatening to Blow Up a Wal-Mart Over Prescription

A Connecticut woman desperate for amphetamines was taken down at a Wal-Mart after threatening to blow the store up.

Michigan Man’s Dog Comes Back to Life

A man was forced to put his dog down, but after the vet administered shots, the dog came back to life

NC Grocery Clerk Grabs Gun from Robber

TX Mom Murders Daughter’s Boyfriend with Bleach and Hammer

Year-Long Boy on Boy Rape Ring Busted in Michigan Trailer Park

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Sometimes, I hate the stepNEWS too….so you can keep your hate mail to yourself…cuz they are staying cuz every once in a while there is something amazing….today is just not one of those days…

Teen ‘Bully’ Accused Of Toilet-Tipping

Police in Delaware have charged a 14-year-old after they say he forced a 7-year-old inside a “Port-O-John” and intentionally knocked it over

Caught on Tape: Transformers 3 Crash w/ Real Police Vehicle

One of the Transformers cars, Bumblebee, crashed into a DC Police SUV while filming in Washington, DC. Filming resumed at a different location later in the day

US Airways Flight Attendant Busted for Cocaine in Indianapolis

A US Airways flight attendant was seen with bags of cocaine strapped to her body after walking through a full body scanner, initially saying they were tampons.

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I got a Facebook message from some dude who wanted to tell me that he was one of the haters I always talk about who hates the stepNEWS, but then he decided to try watching the shit drunk and realized what I was getting at….and watched every single one multiple times and loved it….because life is better drunk….brining up an important point…this site is a great experience as long as you are wasted…that’s the whole point of it…so get drinking….

Here is the latest news…

Algebra Teacher Freaks Out on Students

Donald Woods began throwing desks and chairs in the direction of students in reaction to his 11th Grade Algebra Class students’ taunting in Tennessee. Camera phones suck for crazy people getting filmed….

Detroit Neighbors Taunt Dying Girl-Everyone has heard this story….Websites are trying to distroy this woman…but I’ll post it anyway…cuz it’s hilarious.

Wife Attacked with Hammer in Kansas City

Pregnant GA Mom Accused of Beating Up 6 Year-Old Boy

TX Thief Holds Guilty Sign in Public – I love this public humiliation shit….It’s genius.

KC Woman Wakes Up with “HOE” Carved in Chest

OH Congressional Nominee Admits to Dressing Like Nazi

VA Mom Arrested for Letting 2 Year-Old Daughter Eat Marijuana

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I got this email about the stepNEWS….

Jesus…

I can’t jerk off to the news, trust me I’ve tried. Seriously, it’s really putting a damper on my boner when I come to your site to cum for TITS. Stick to what you’re good at and post more TITS…

As much as I love talking to dudes about their boners….and as much as I like to think I am good at tits….I think the news is funny…so it’s staying…for now….and here it is…