It’s a long weekend, people have already saved up sick days and vacation days to make it a four day weekend, because when you work for the man, that’s what you focus your energy on….cuz shit jobs mean all you care about is escaping it….
So you probably aren’t here to appreciate the stepNEWS and either am I…
Fan Fight at US Open
Dude gets slapped, chaos ensues
Married Chilean Miner’s Affair Exposed
A married Chilean miner’s wife showed up to support him, only to meet his girlfriend
Here’s some shit going on in the news….some of you find this interesting…others won’t…and I don’t really care…cuz I haven’t figured out why I bother doing this…
My Kind of Deer – Beer Drinking Deer in China
A deer in China chugs two bottles of beer a day
Passport Picture Too Racy?
A 27-year old woman forced to put on a fleece because a worker at a passport office in Dakota County thought her tank top was too racy. The employee told Kim Bruzek her picture showed too much skin and it could cause problems in some countries
Memphis Man Arrested for Saggy Pants
A Memphis man has been arrested for wearing his pants too low.
Caught on Tape: 64 Year-Old CA Man Tasered Three Times at His Home
Alert: Man on Bicycle Groping Girls
ASU students are on alert, after police issue a warning about a man who’s been groping students walking on campus.
CA Man Tortures Girlfriend Over Facebook Post
Study Finds that 64% of Women Would Release a Sex Tape to Advance Career
Despite all the hate mail I get about stepNEWS, I’ve decided to start my day with it, because I figure you’ve never done shit for me, so I might as well put up what I want, but more importantly, random idiots and perverts are more interesting than celebrities in bikinis doing nothing entertaining but being in bikinis…unfortunately something that sucks me in everytime…but still not as important as these news clips…
Former Child Prostitute Speaks Out
A Houston teenager who was forced into prostitution is talking only to FOX 26 about her ordeal after a viewer helped find her alleged torturer.
Douglas Co. Police Search for Flasher
Douglas County police said a man was caught on video flashing children at a local store. Investigators said Tuesday that they want to get the guy before another child is traumatized and they said he has already done the same thing to other children.
Priest Won’t Be Charged Over Taped Sex
The Berks County district attorney said Tuesday his office won’t press charges against the Rev. Luis A. Bonilla Margarito because a police investigation determined that the relationship started when the girl was 18.
Man Slashes Throat in Court
A suburban Dallas man used a razor blade to slit his throat moments after a judge sentenced him to 40 years in prison.
Rape Suspect Flees Without Pants
Philadelphia police are searching for a rape suspect accused of attacking a woman near a subway entrance then fleeing the scene, leaving behind his pants, wallet, and shoes.
Strip Club Search Light Endangers Flight
The spinning search light atop a Dallas strip club flooded the cockpit of a jet preparing to land, sparking safety concerns
CA Doctor Found Dead in Chimney
A California doctor was found in the chimney, apparently in an attempt to get into the home of a man she was dating.
Here is some weirdness going on in the news….if you’re dumb enough…maybe one day you’ll be one of these clips…I can only hope my reader is that accomplished…
Yoko Ono Fakes a Horrible Orgasm for 3 Minutes
Yoko Ono taped ‘Voice Piece for soprano & wish tree at MoMA reenacting a three minute orgasm
2 Very Ugly Women Arrested on Prostitution Charge in Texas
Travis County Sheriff Deputies have arrested two women on prostitution charges stemming from a Rollingwood massage parlor. It’s not prostitution – it’s a cultural thing….
Murder by Minivan in Memphis
A Memphis man is accused of running over his friend with great witness recounts
Caught on Tape: Woman’s Wallet Stolen During Communion
Jean Barcone left her purse while going to get communion and a thief took advantage cuz there is no god….
Cops: Drugged Up Dad Left Son in Freezer cuz Meth is Awesome…
A Chandler man has been arrested after police say he put his 7-month-old son in the freezer — but that’s not the worst of it.
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Stripper Pole Fail
Choosing Prostitution or Torture
The Gulf Coast Violent Offenders Task Force is looking for a dangerous fugitive accused of forcing a local teenager to choose between prostitution or torture.
Penthouse Club Suing City of Detroit
New rules have changed dirty dancing in the city of Detroit. However, one strip club is fighting back and taking the city to court.
Prostitution Crackdown in Cook County, Illinois
Stretches of Mannheim Road have long been known as a place where prostitution flourished.
I actually got hate mail from someone for doing this stepNEWS segment. He didn’t send me hate mail for making semi racist comments. He didn’t send me hate mail for calling a skinny chick fat, or saying that women are only good for their whore pussies. He didn’t send me hate mail for any other annoying or offensive shit I’ve ever done. He didn’t even send me hate mail for trying to get his sister, mom or girlfriend naked on Facebook. He sent me hate mail for puttin up videos of idiots doing idiot things that got them on the news instead of posting celebrity vagina pictures….I guess the real issue isn’t the hate mail, it’s that the dude comes to this site for the pussy….something he’d find easier on a lot of other sites…and my response to him is posting today’s stepNEWS nice and early….
Flasher Exposes Himself in Michigan Store
A pervert in public is caught with is pants on the ground, and there’s surveillance video to prove it.
PA Mom Threatens to ‘Cut Daughter Like a Fish’
Police say that a mother violently threatened her six year-old daughter
PA Softball Coach Accused of Assaulting Girl
Mom Stabs Disabled Teen Son, Blames Other Kid
A Connecticut mother lied to police about the stabbing of her son and wanted to stop caring for her disabled son.
Memphis Fraternity Posts Sign Welcoming Daughters to College, Upsets Parents
A college prank, in Memphis, has some calling a fraternity disgusting. Hear from Deborah Clubb from the Memphis Area Women’s Council and how she feels about a Rhodes fraternity’s practical joke.
Dogs with laser beams!
Dog Goes Crazy with Laser Pointer Strapped to Head
Here is some amazingness going on in the news, not that you come to this site for news, since you don’t come to this site for anything, at least that’s what my stats tell me, and I’m bitter about that.
Boy Finds Hotel Condom, Plays with It, Gets STD, and Family is Outraged
A family was out for a weekend of fun with visits to Six Flags amusement park and the Georgia Aquarium. But the family’s weekend plans took a turn for the worse when the checked into their downtown Atlanta hotel.
Wow…That’s fucking disgusting….
16 States Want to End Adult Services Ads on Craigslist – there goes your sex life….
Ex-Boyfriend of the Year
PA Man Accused of Fake Facebook and Attempted Blackmail of Ex-Girlfriend with Sexually Explicit Photos
Oregon State Football Player Tasered Drunk and Naked
Here is some shit going on in the news to inspire you to sell all your assets and join a sex cult officiated by me, cuz we’ve got no fucking hope….I’d offer my insight into each clip, but figure why bother, we’re all gonna die anyway…so why waste my time…not to mention…you know what I’m thinking…
Beat Whitey Night at Iowa State Fair
Racially charged fights broke out at the last night of the Iowa State Fair cuz white folk aren’t the only racists….everyone’s fucking racist.
Caught on Tape: Car Launches into Overpass at 100 mph
A single car crash on Interstate 675 shut down the southbound lanes in Sugarcreek Twp. in Ohio for six hours Aug. 23.
Memphis Man Abducts Teen Girl to See If It Aroused Her
10 Month Old Chinese Baby Weighs 44 lbs.
OH Cop Caught Watching Porn in Patrol Car
A Columbus, Ohio police officer was caught on camera watching porn in his patrol car
GA Weight Salon Charges More for Large Woman
A woman was charged an extra $5 for being overweight by a Georgia nail salon.
Chef Gets Knocked Out After Flipping Out in Kitchen
A Chef in Florida is caught on tape having a meltdown. According to Jacksonville news reports the Chef loses it after learning that he had been fired.
I forgot I had a website for most of the day….so here’s some shit going on in the news….a few hours late….
Prostitution Bust in Polk Co., Florida
44 pimps and prostitutes were busted in a Florida police sting
Grandpa Jonas Falls on Stage
While celebrating his 70th birthday on stage with his grandsons at Jones Beach in New York, Papa Jonas took a tumble.
YouTube Deleting Porn Disguised as Jonas Brothers and Hannah Montana Videos
Women Protest for Topless Rights in Venice Beach, CA
Women at Venice Beach protested their right to go topless at the beach.
Caught on Tape: Thugs and Security Guard Battle at Medical Marijuana Clinic
Two men were caught on video pulling a gun on security guard at a medical marijuana clinic when the guard fought back.
Dare to Bare it All, Go Topless Protest
A topless protest was held in Austin Sunday. Noted as National Go-topless Day, several dozen protesters took to Congress. Those in attendance say it is unconstitutional for men to be able to go topless but women cannot.
Here is the news – I’ll spare you the commentary….cuz I realize that I am that guy who talks too damn much all the time…and I know I get annoying…so even in explaining why I don’t wanna do commentary…I ended up doing commentary…so just watch the clips of the world we live in…
Correction Officer Tazed After Arrested On DUI “I Wanna Hammer Fist You!”
Video shows a high ranking Vermont corrections official being Tased during a drunk driving arrest last year. Corrections Officer Barry Mulcahy becomes increasing agitated throughout the course of the video, verbally assaulting three different officers. He is eventually Tased.
Baltimore Firefighter Assaults Transvestite Prostitute with Hammer
Crazy Looking Dad Arrested for Throwing Remote Control at Son
Scott Lackey was arrested for throwing a remote control at his 8 year-old son because his ADD was getting on his nerves
Lowes customer bitten by rattlesnake in AZ
He was only looking to landscape his lawn when an Ocala Lowes customer got the fright of his life after being bit by a pygmy rattlesnake.
FDA Approves 5-Day After Pill
Pair Want to Put Breathalyzers in Bars
Two Wisconsin college students say they want to keep drunk drivers off the roads. They have come up with an idea they say will work — breathalyzers in bars.
Here is some stories that are standing out in the news…
German Pop Singer Gave Boyfriend HIV
A German Pop Singer is accused of knowingly infecting an ex-boyfriend with HIV
Man may have faked death to avoid trial
SALEM, Mass. – Massachusetts authorities are searching for a man they say faked his death to beat charges of driving without a license.
Man used webcam to peep into homes
BROOKLINE – Police arrested a man for allegedly pointing a webcam into the windows of homes.
Man Accused of Soliciting Teen Online
Friday the 13th was an unlucky day for a Houston man who prosecutors say wanted to have sex with a minor.
