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2007

11

Apr

I am – Day Dreamin’ of Joining a Cult of the Day

So my donate here button didn’t really work. I got all of one donation and I still owe 1,500 dollars, it was worth trying because in my fantasies Lohan reads this site, and 1,500 dollars to her isn’t even what goes up her nose every night, so I figured she’d be willing to share since I’ve been so good to her but maybe my dreams of Lohan aren’t real. It turns out that no one reads this site and I still have to come up with the money and I am one day closer to the due date and dates generally stress me the fuck out so I am forced to sit back and weigh my options, the most appealing one is to join a cult, where none of my problems matter and all I have to do is give my wife away to the cult leader in exchange for paradise….something I am willing to do…Either way, here’s my day dream.

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2007

11

Apr

I am – Day Dreamin' of Joining a Cult of the Day

So my donate here button didn’t really work. I got all of one donation and I still owe 1,500 dollars, it was worth trying because in my fantasies Lohan reads this site, and 1,500 dollars to her isn’t even what goes up her nose every night, so I figured she’d be willing to share since I’ve been so good to her but maybe my dreams of Lohan aren’t real. It turns out that no one reads this site and I still have to come up with the money and I am one day closer to the due date and dates generally stress me the fuck out so I am forced to sit back and weigh my options, the most appealing one is to join a cult, where none of my problems matter and all I have to do is give my wife away to the cult leader in exchange for paradise….something I am willing to do…Either way, here’s my day dream.

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2007

06

Apr

I am – stepSTEVE’s Easter Balls of the Day

This video is from a long time ago, but I don’t think it’s ever been posted so that’s why I am posting it now, think of it as an Easter Miracle or some shit. If you have seen it before, you can keep it to your motherfucking self because I am too fucking lazy to dig into my archives and find out. I am pretty sure you have no fucking interest in reading my logic behind posting so watch the fucking video and happy fucking easter, if you are a Jesus Lovin’ Asshole like me.

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2007

06

Apr

I am – stepSTEVE's Easter Balls of the Day

This video is from a long time ago, but I don’t think it’s ever been posted so that’s why I am posting it now, think of it as an Easter Miracle or some shit. If you have seen it before, you can keep it to your motherfucking self because I am too fucking lazy to dig into my archives and find out. I am pretty sure you have no fucking interest in reading my logic behind posting so watch the fucking video and happy fucking easter, if you are a Jesus Lovin’ Asshole like me.

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2007

05

Apr

I am – Pregnant Shoe Shine of the Day

I remember when I was working out of the Starbucks in the richer neighborhood, trying to surround myself with hot bitches instead of the crack whores and gutter sluts I was used to, even though I prefer the gutter. Anyway, there’d always be rich knocked up trophy wives hanging out talking about how excited they were to start a family and shit. There were days when the post birth bitches would show up with their stupid kids and talk about how amazing their little happy lives are and how perfect, advanced, cute their kids were while their one single friend, or friend who can’t get knocked up sat and watched in envy….But my favorite type of mom is the first mother who would come in to get themselves all kinds of food, because it was the first time in their lives that they could splurge and not have to purge. They already landed the rich dude, and now that his spawn was inside her, she was linked to him for life and every time one of those kinds of bitches would come by the coffee shop, they’d make a point to tell the world how they are 4 months pregnant to either justify why they are eating that much, or to justify why bitch is fatter than the Wal-Mart check out girl with diabetes…

When I saw this pregnant chick shining shoes video, I had no choice but to put up here, because this is the kinda pregnant chick you want in your life, one who still knows how to work and who probably got knocked up by some dude she doesn’t know while high on crack and is low maintenance. This bitch is authentic, she doesn’t pretend that she fucks and let’s the love of her life bust nut inside her for promises of the perfect happy existence with the rich husband and the Range Rover. She does it cuz that’s what Jesus wanted for her….Amazing.

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2007

04

Apr

I am – Day Dreamin’ Of a Nice Walk of the Day

I couldn’t access the internet last night, and I tried. I think my neighbor put some kind of block on my computer or some shit so I didn’t get to do my stepLINKS, something I look forward to doing everyday. I guess I could have made my way to a coffee shop with free internet or some shit, but I wasn’t about to put on pants and walk 3 blocks today, that would be asking too much of me.

But when I get down and out and feel the pressure of stepLINKS, I like to kick back and fall into a day dream of taking a nice walk, because sometimes the the thought of doing it is just as good as doing it. At least that’s what my friend says every time he tries to pick up girls and they laugh in his face while rejecting him. He thinks the fact that he talked to them was just as good as fucking them, but without all the work….not that you’d know anything about that, now do you, loser.

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2007

04

Apr

I am – Day Dreamin' Of a Nice Walk of the Day

I couldn’t access the internet last night, and I tried. I think my neighbor put some kind of block on my computer or some shit so I didn’t get to do my stepLINKS, something I look forward to doing everyday. I guess I could have made my way to a coffee shop with free internet or some shit, but I wasn’t about to put on pants and walk 3 blocks today, that would be asking too much of me.

But when I get down and out and feel the pressure of stepLINKS, I like to kick back and fall into a day dream of taking a nice walk, because sometimes the the thought of doing it is just as good as doing it. At least that’s what my friend says every time he tries to pick up girls and they laugh in his face while rejecting him. He thinks the fact that he talked to them was just as good as fucking them, but without all the work….not that you’d know anything about that, now do you, loser.

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2007

03

Apr

I am – Day Dreamin’ of a Passed Out Bum of the Day

I am tired of my wife because she is causing me massive grief about random shit I do like run this website, so last night I decided to pack my bag with all my belongings, which is surprisingly not very many things, I don’t even think I have a week’s worth of clothes or a toothbrush, but I packed it never the less, and for some reason, I stopped at the door and realized I have no money to go anywhere. I thought about moving to LA to be closer to the stars or NYC to be closer to New Jersey or even to end up back in Mexico by the beach or someshit, but I can’t even afford to go to the fucking bathroom, toilet paper is too expensive.

It all is very draining and makes me daydream that I was taking a nap on the street corner while cops check my pulse.

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2007

03

Apr

I am – Day Dreamin' of a Passed Out Bum of the Day

I am tired of my wife because she is causing me massive grief about random shit I do like run this website, so last night I decided to pack my bag with all my belongings, which is surprisingly not very many things, I don’t even think I have a week’s worth of clothes or a toothbrush, but I packed it never the less, and for some reason, I stopped at the door and realized I have no money to go anywhere. I thought about moving to LA to be closer to the stars or NYC to be closer to New Jersey or even to end up back in Mexico by the beach or someshit, but I can’t even afford to go to the fucking bathroom, toilet paper is too expensive.

It all is very draining and makes me daydream that I was taking a nap on the street corner while cops check my pulse.

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2007

02

Apr

I am – Day Dreamin’ of a Bowling Alley Slut of the Day

I have a cold and when I am sick I sometimes feel delusional. Yesterday, I had the hardest time thinking straight, I couldn’t even focus my eyes on anything, everything was just a congested feverish blur. I still feel like fucking shit today and I can’t think of all the great things I wanted to write about because this virus kicked me on my fucking ass. At least I can always daydream….I have recently been daydreaming about starting a drunkenstepfather bowling league or horrible bowlers, so if you are interested we can set one up in your home town too. In planning this huge stepPROJECT, I have been going to the bowling alley to scope out talent. The thing I love about the bowling alley is that it is the best place to find a wife. These bitches may not be the prettiest thing out there, but at least they know how to have a good time. So when I get down and lonely, I like to daydream about the woman who was too busy eating pizza to serve me, but stole my heart none the less to get me through the day….

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