I have been to bars a few times in my life. I’ll admit that I am a little older and a little disconnected from reality, and this whole Girls Gone Wild rage only happened in the last 5 years, but I’ve been out a couple of times and I have seen this shit go down. The girl lines up on the bar, they cover her in whip cream and booze and a dude, or multiple dudes lick it off and start making out with her….Point of the body shot is to get to know new people and not to get STDs and getting to know a new person by licking off her stomach and shoving your tongue in her mouth is a lot more fun than trying to get them to give you her number, taking her on a date, and hoping that maybe she’ll put out. Girls like being treated like sluts and that’s not to say the girls in the video are sluts, I am sure they are respectable young ladies but I am generalizing here.

Steve sent me in this clip from a night some bar, where he saw two girls doing body shots and felt that they should do body shots off him, like a girl. At first I thought it was really gay, but then I realized 2 girls are giving him a lick down. I wonder if he showered before doin’ this, I know I wouldn’t. Enjoy.

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I was just told by some people that StepTV sucks and that we shouldn’t bother showing the clips on this site, even thought I like it. They think the clips just aren’t funny. I think they have no sense of humor, but I am not here to dictate what is funny or not, because I hate everything and I never laugh, so what the fuck do I know about what’s funny and what isn’t. So I keep my fucking mouth shut. I would love for you cocksuckers to do the same here, because honestly, you aren’t an authority to decide if what Steve does is good or not…he sends in little clips, you watch them cuz your bored, we’re all fucking happy. I think that’s the way we should keep it. Here’s Steve’s email about this submission:

Yo Dick,

I am sending you a clip of an interview i did with a guy named Kevyn Clarke. Kevyn is a crazy guy that is running for Mayor in Toronto. He is a fucking nutcase, but funny as hell. I found him rollerblading around the city, dressed as a wizard, rapping for change. Seriously.

The actual interview is about 20 minutes long. He goes on to tell me about how he is the cities most arrested man, has hepititas A through C, lets homeless ppl sleep in his apartment…then shows me pictures of people on his cellphone (yeah, his cellphone……). Anyways, most of it is pretty funny, minus some religious outbursts and crazy ranting. I think he may of spit on me, so i may die within the week. In which case, i want to be burried butt naked with a boner.

Talk to you later,

Steve.

steve@drunkenstepfather.com

Now watch the clip.

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I wouldn’t normally post this cuz it’s not all that funny, except that the Jew behind the camera is freaking out about 6 dollars. The reason this is tagged step TV, is because that Jew is Steve’s partner in Step TV. So this is no official Step TV segment, because it was shot on a digital camera, but I am putting it up as one to piss Steve and his 15 year old girl voice off.

I spent some time on the street, and I don’t really remember all the crazy shit that went down, I mean, I was really only officially homeless a month one summer, and I got myself arrested and dropped in a halfway house before things got too crazy, I am a pussy homeless guy but then time I spent out there, I met some lifer homeless people, the fucking nutcases who eat their own shit and turn on a fuckin’ dime…one minute laughing the next trying to rape you…anyway….homeless people are always fuckin’ jokes. Watch the clip and laugh when the homeless guy makes fun of the Jew’s speech impedement….speech therapy from a Jamican drunk covered in snot…

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Steve sent me this clip from the same night as the Jersey Girls are Whores. It isn’t as funny, but figured I’d post it here because I have been getting non-stop emails about how much I suck lately, if you already think I suck, there’s no real loss in posting this…not that your opnions change anything in what I do. This isn’t the first time in my life that people think I am worthless….I actually think it’s the first thing my mother told me, when I was fresh out of the womb. She even told me that her breast milk was too good for me, and she’d throw me a fucking old bone to suck the cartlidge out of….I was also told I was worthless after my mom died, it happened when I was still in Mexico at the orphanage and I was too lazy to join the wrestiling team…the wrestling priest threw a clay brick and my head and called me worthless. It happened again in Texas by the bible thumping foster parents who “saved my soul for a heathen existance”, so I started doing drugs and fucking ugly chicks….it has happened over and over again by people far more imortant than you….now watch the fucking clip and shut the fuck up about how much dick I suck, because if you’re lucky, it could one day be yours, you fucking faggots. These girls are not from Jersey and Steve molests them with his mic….it is not possible to say that’s boring…

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Jersey Girls are trash, and it is proven is the newest episode of Step TV, where Steve lands some slag with hot tits in the bar and gets her to make out with him. Unlike the average man, Steve slams this bitch down and she runs away humiliated. I would have worked a different angle, maybe trying to get back to her hotel room, maybe try to get a lesbian show, even though that shit’s boring and been done…but still something worth sorting out. Steve doesn’t give a fuck though, and him pushing her down is pretty fucking funny…I hope her boyfriend’s watching….it is 5:30 am and I have a fever. Cuddles. I will get Steve’s side of the story today, he just emailed me the youtube link.

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I am not the biggest fan of watching dude’s shit. I find it kind of gross and I always end up gagging when the smell hits me. I am from mexico, you’d think the smell of shit would remind me of my womb or some shit. But it doesn’t. It reminds me of death and all those bad things I was allowed to say before banning me for knives and squirrels.

Anyway, it doesn’t matter. This is Step TV video of the day, and it’s of that dude Steve who was living on my couch, only this time he’s shitting, in a bathroom way too nice for me…te

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Here is our second edition of StepTV. This time it is a clip of a toilet paper dispenser. It’s the little things in strip clubs that get me excited. I don’t give a fuck about the lap dances, or the stage dances, or licking the pole, or 10 dollar drinks, or falling in love 4 times in a night. I care about the toilet paper dispenser and why the fuck it looks the way it does.

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Steve our local guy on the couch has decided to start something called “StepTV” and I am letting him because I figure he has nothing better to do, and that since this site is a piece of shit, I can afford to post his smut. This is his first video clip, of him in a bank with a homeless guy. No that is not me, it’s some random drunk Steve found, drinking Vodka out of a water bottle and talking insanity at 4:30 in the morning. That’s pretty much the story. I know this is how most of your gay fantasies start, hell,I wouldn’t be surprised if you fuck homeless dudes cuz they are cheap and easy, and usually too mental to tell your wife and girlfriend what you do to them, homo. Just watch StepTV of the day.

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