My site has been down for 38 hours. Nothing like this has ever happened to me in the 2.5 years I’ve been doing this, but it seems like it is back up and running.

I wrote posts yesterday and today as if I still had a site so for the next 10 posts, you’re going to be confused to shit cuz it’s me bitching about my site being down. It’s kinda like a live-blogging being on a shit server but not as funny because I only thought of that concept now.

I am massively hungover and I have lost a lot of the work that I have put into this site because of the last 37 hours. I hope you can help me bring back the noise then fuck it by telling your friends about me, I know you don’t have friends, but let’s pretend.

Here is the first post of the last 38 hours and it’s a fucking daydream. I guess what I learned in all this is that life isn’t about blogging, it’s about living. Ecstasy changed my life. Not because I did it, but because some sent me a picture of a girl getting a tab of E shoved in her ass and that made my day. If I had a video camera it would have been a daydream, instead you are stuck with this Day Dream of a potential Sex Offender.

If you don’t know what my day dream concept is Click This Link.

If you want to be part of the fun, send in your own day dream clips by Clickin’ This Link…

You may not realize it, but everywhere you go a day dream is going on. I saw 5 today and 10 yesterday but didn’t bring my shitty digital camera out with me. So be a part of the movement slacker.

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I Am – Daydream V- Tree Pee – Amazing videos are here

It’s always a day for a day dream. My dad today was fucking hell trying to deal with the server going down and none of you really care about that. I switched hosting companies even though the 2 dudes who built the site told me that it won’t make a difference and I guess what it all comes down to is that this is a chance for new beginnings provided it all works out the way I am hoping. Let this be a little advice to you, don’t start a website if you don’t know what the fuck you are doing. Don’t go to Staples to fax off a contract when you’ve never used a fax machine. Don’t let your gay webdesigner take you out for soup that made me think I was dying. Don’t smoke 3 cheap cigars in a row, unless you want to get cigar poisoned and don’t take a nap unless you want to wake up with your fat wife’s finger in your ass, trying to get sexy when all you want to do is shit all over the place, so you do.

Here’s today’s daydream – I hope you love it as much as I do.

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Daydream 4 – Clothes Shoppin’ – Click here for more amazing videos

There comes a time in every useless bloggers life that you realize that they are actually a blogger and shame is the only feeling you feel. It’s probably one of the most embarrassing things to tell people you meet because all they think is how fucking lame someone who thinks their self-righteous opion must be even when your blog reaches 100,000 people a day, they still think to themselves how much of a fucking loser you are because you have a blog.

I am running off about 3 hours of sleep, I haven’t been able to figure out why my server is dying or why my site is dying. Unlike real bloggers, I don’t have any concept of technology related things. It too me 4 years to figure out how to make a hyperlink. That’s not the point the point is that we all have dreams and mine wasn’t to be a blogger and I can assume this dude’s dream wasn’t to end up like this.

That’s what’ makes it today’s GO daydream installment which is safe to say may be the next biggest thing on the internet.

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Daydream 4 – Clothes Shoppin’ – Click here for more amazing videos

There comes a time in every useless bloggers life that you realize that they are actually a blogger and shame is the only feeling you feel. It’s probably one of the most embarrassing things to tell people you meet because all they think is how fucking lame someone who thinks their self-righteous opion must be even when your blog reaches 100,000 people a day, they still think to themselves how much of a fucking loser you are because you have a blog.

I am running off about 3 hours of sleep, I haven’t been able to figure out why my server is dying or why my site is dying. Unlike real bloggers, I don’t have any concept of technology related things. It too me 4 years to figure out how to make a hyperlink. That’s not the point the point is that we all have dreams and mine wasn’t to be a blogger and I can assume this dude’s dream wasn’t to end up like this.

That’s what’ makes it today’s GO daydream installment which is safe to say may be the next biggest thing on the internet.

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Daydream 3 – Likin’ Garbage – More bloopers are a click away

I guess I lied when I said I was going to give up on the Daydream series before I even started. I think it’s too good to throw out the window like I have done with most of the feature I have launched. Today’s Daydream is of some homeless lookin’ dude looking through the garbage because let’s face it, who doesn’t sit in class daydreaming of this. The time of daydreams of nice cars, hot bitches, lots of money, let’s be a little more realistic with our dreams.

I am feeling pretty sick and I am about to go write a post on Drew Barrymore’s bikini, that’s really not much of a dream, but it’s what I do to make you assholes come back at least once every couple of months.

To see the other DayDream Entries GO

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Daydream 3 – Likin’ Garbage – More bloopers are a click away

I guess I lied when I said I was going to give up on the Daydream series before I even started. I think it’s too good to throw out the window like I have done with most of the feature I have launched. Today’s Daydream is of some homeless lookin’ dude looking through the garbage because let’s face it, who doesn’t sit in class daydreaming of this. The time of daydreams of nice cars, hot bitches, lots of money, let’s be a little more realistic with our dreams.

I am feeling pretty sick and I am about to go write a post on Drew Barrymore’s bikini, that’s really not much of a dream, but it’s what I do to make you assholes come back at least once every couple of months.

To see the other DayDream Entries GO

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I started a new series called DayDream. It’s pretty easy to understand the concept, yesterday’s daydream was someone getting arrested and today’s daydream is someone who isn’t getting paid, which isn’t really a daydream because I am not getting paid either. I think it’s a good concept, the goal is a daydream a day but with my consistency, this feature will probably end with this post…

The video player isn’t working for everyone, if it’s not working comment and I’ll post it somewhere else. I am that accommodating.

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I can’t focus on the screen and just at a whole bag of chips for dinner, they were on sale for 69 cents a bag and I stocked up as much as I could. I am a pretty good at budgeting. I spent a good part of my night talking to some crackhead who was snorting Xanax on the phone while telling me about doing coke with Lohan 3 years ago. It was her claim to fame. She told me not to post this video of my friend getting arrested because no one wants to be seen getting arrested on the internet, but I figure if you don’t want people getting arrested, you shouldn’t get arrested in the first place. I don’t know what he did, but I am pretty sure it wasn’t doing blow with Lohan in her hotel room….

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