I was working on this ad deal, which is something that I am not really used to doing but figured I should learn because everyone else is cashing in on these kinds of sites and I am tired of being poor. So I took one bloggers advice contacted some company they sent me a contract to fill out and I did it. I went do the local Staples and had the retarded work program lookin’ chick help me out with the fax machine because I have never sent a fax before and paid 6 dollars I don’t have to send it. I get back in after all the fucking headaches only to be told that they can’t advertise on the site because there is nudity. I wrote back that all the other sites have nudity too, but I guess it doesn’t matter what the other sites have because they turned down working with me…

I am not going to sell out because I am punk rock like that. I am not Blink 182 and I will never bang playboy playmates but in this time of stress I have no choice but to daydream about a fat chick doing burlesque, but since burlesque sucks, it’s gotta be sped up….and that’s what makes it my daydream….

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I haven’t been able to update the site because I was lazy last night and the Kim Kardashian shit too too fucking long to do that I wanted nothing to do with the computer. I thought it was going to be a huge day for traffic and went to bed thinking I was a fucking star. I was also drunk because with big posts come big drinks…but after checking my traffic it’s lower than it was yesterday. I blame you, but for some reason the videos destroyed the site I was hosting them on and had to scramble to find a new site to work with….

I then checked my email to find 5 Cease and Desists from a paparazzi company called Flynet. They were emailing my host, which makes me nervous because I don’t want them to shut me down, because I wouldn’t know what else to do with my day and either would you, because you are a loser.

I wrote this to the Flynet greedy, sleazy fuck who’s been emailing my server company instead of me.

Contact me with future DMCA’s – I don’t like involving my server host and I am always willing to take down the pictures even if I morally have no issue posting pictures that you morally had no issue invading privacy to get…Asshole.

I think I am going to go on a Bringing Down the Paparazzi Quest…I am feeling hungover and stressed and need a drink, but instead I drift into a day dream of a girl with one shoe, I guess the joke of all this is my typo in the video title that there is no way I am going in to fix because I am lazy enough as is. Cuddles.

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I haven’t been able to update the site because I was lazy last night and the Kim Kardashian shit too too fucking long to do that I wanted nothing to do with the computer. I thought it was going to be a huge day for traffic and went to bed thinking I was a fucking star. I was also drunk because with big posts come big drinks…but after checking my traffic it’s lower than it was yesterday. I blame you, but for some reason the videos destroyed the site I was hosting them on and had to scramble to find a new site to work with….

I then checked my email to find 5 Cease and Desists from a paparazzi company called Flynet. They were emailing my host, which makes me nervous because I don’t want them to shut me down, because I wouldn’t know what else to do with my day and either would you, because you are a loser.

I wrote this to the Flynet greedy, sleazy fuck who’s been emailing my server company instead of me.

Contact me with future DMCA’s – I don’t like involving my server host and I am always willing to take down the pictures even if I morally have no issue posting pictures that you morally had no issue invading privacy to get…Asshole.

I think I am going to go on a Bringing Down the Paparazzi Quest…I am feeling hungover and stressed and need a drink, but instead I drift into a day dream of a girl with one shoe, I guess the joke of all this is my typo in the video title that there is no way I am going in to fix because I am lazy enough as is. Cuddles.

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I woke up on my kitchen floor at 6 am this morning because it was the only place I could get some fucking sleep. My wife keeps getting fatter and with obesity comes sleep apnea, it will kill her one day but the sounds she makes may kill me first. I was woken up by my landlord who wanted to let me know it was the 20th of the month and I still hadn’t paid him rent. He said he’d take 100 dollars off it I went and painted an apartment that he’s trying to rent out because the bitch who lived there before got knocked up by some rich guy and moved in with him…or was sent away by him…I didn’t really get the story because my landlord has a thick accent I don’t understand but the apartment was filled with her shit like dirty panties and other things you’d like to jerk off to, weirdo.

The entire day I was day dreaming about grabbin a burger and a nap, but instead I was stuck painting. Here’s that daydream.

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I woke up on my kitchen floor at 6 am this morning because it was the only place I could get some fucking sleep. My wife keeps getting fatter and with obesity comes sleep apnea, it will kill her one day but the sounds she makes may kill me first. I was woken up by my landlord who wanted to let me know it was the 20th of the month and I still hadn’t paid him rent. He said he’d take 100 dollars off it I went and painted an apartment that he’s trying to rent out because the bitch who lived there before got knocked up by some rich guy and moved in with him…or was sent away by him…I didn’t really get the story because my landlord has a thick accent I don’t understand but the apartment was filled with her shit like dirty panties and other things you’d like to jerk off to, weirdo.

The entire day I was day dreaming about grabbin a burger and a nap, but instead I was stuck painting. Here’s that daydream.

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Today has been shit. I was at the grocery store trying to buy my wife chocolate cake because she’s into that shit and the woman in line in front of me dropped a 20 dollar bill. I stared at the fucker for what felt like hours dreaming of all the fun I could have with it. I had visions of lap dances, and whiskey and cigars and playing in my head while it just looked back at me begging to be picked up….I looked over my shoulder to see if anyone was watching me, dropped a pack of gum, bent over and grabbed it….I went to the cash, thought I was in the clear when the manager tapped me on the shoulder and told me to give back teh 20 dollars with the bitch who dropped it by his side….I was put on the spot and wasn’t clever enough to get out of it, so I handed it back like the bitch that I am. I suck at life and because of it I am now 20 dollars poorer.

So on the walk home in the rain, I started to daydream about a dude eating fire and everything seemed like it was going to be ok.

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Today has been shit. I was at the grocery store trying to buy my wife chocolate cake because she’s into that shit and the woman in line in front of me dropped a 20 dollar bill. I stared at the fucker for what felt like hours dreaming of all the fun I could have with it. I had visions of lap dances, and whiskey and cigars and playing in my head while it just looked back at me begging to be picked up….I looked over my shoulder to see if anyone was watching me, dropped a pack of gum, bent over and grabbed it….I went to the cash, thought I was in the clear when the manager tapped me on the shoulder and told me to give back teh 20 dollars with the bitch who dropped it by his side….I was put on the spot and wasn’t clever enough to get out of it, so I handed it back like the bitch that I am. I suck at life and because of it I am now 20 dollars poorer.

So on the walk home in the rain, I started to daydream about a dude eating fire and everything seemed like it was going to be ok.

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