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Sue Bird, Megan Rapinoe, Tori Bowie, Breanna Stewart, Naked in ESPN Body Issue of the Day

I realize I don’t like an athletic body..not this kind of athletic body…sure I respect fitness and athleticism…but I don’t like jerking off to it when it’s almost like machinery. When it’s at the professional level…I’m into skinny girls doing yoga getting toned..but the second I see a bitch walking out of a cross fit studio, her legs rubbing together with throbbing muscles…I get disgusted…

It is not feminine, whether it requires hard work or not…it is terrifying…

I respect that Sue Bird, Megan Rapinoe, Tori Bowie, Breanna Stewart, who are naked in ESPN’s porn magazine…are accomplished and hard working and not just vapid instagram whores…but I don’t find any of it hot..

It just reminds me of when a pedophile little league told me when I was about 11 years old…that that women in fitness at this level have clits the size of a men’s finger…before showing me pics from his porno magazines of normal sized clits…in what I felt was very weird…but that didn’t end with me diddled…despite being prime target…starting with being fat, having no family, being poor, and not being very good at baseball…..

And here are those naked athletes.

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