Susan Sarandon the Rocky Horror Tits…are at Cannes – 100 years later…and I have faith in you and I believe you have what it takes to jerk off to this….because you can pretend she is your grandmother who raised you or who you would visit – who made all the best cookies and other baked goods like a granny should….for your pervert ass – because she was the only one who really loved you….but not enough to suck your dick when she tucked you in, even though you’d think she would because she hadn’t fucked since your grandfather died, and you were so good to her when you’d brush her hair and change her diaper……..so you were forced to just jerk off to her when she showered…like a normal kid…who had a granny fetish because grandma felt like home…

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Susan Sarandon tits don’t remind me of the Rocky Horror Picture show, or her daughter who for a minute was topless on Californication before deciding it was time to get married to a rich guy and to live off her trust fund instead of working, why go on set to sit around all day when you can do what is important…and sit around in your house breeding…

Susan Sarandon’s tits remind me of when I was a janitor at an old folks home and I’d feel up the Alzheimer’s patients, many times they were her age or younger, and always willing, and even if they weren’t I would just blame them for not knowing any better…

I know it sounds creepy, but if they don’t remember it happeneing,is it really creepy, not to mention they seemed to like it…when they would wake up while I was doing it…it was charity…

I guess what I am saying is that these tits are old..but still tits…a struggle anyone with a busty grandmother probably had to go through….are they hot, or are they terrifying. The struggle.

Cannes!

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If you’re not into that…then you’ll like other grandmas so here’s some JULIA ROBERTS FEET on the saem Red Carpet for the big old feet fetishists…

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Drug addict or advocate Susan Sarandon and her big Rocky Horror Picture Show titties was at burning man even though she’s 1000 fucking years old…and it’s never too late to revisit your youth as some kind of hippie, especially not at Burning Man, the most commercial event for rich people to find themselves…

So privileged, rich person on some spiritual journey, thanks to being empty spiritually because they are rich, digging into the depths of their soul for meaning, because they are more accustomed to being vaginally, because that’s how they got rich and famous in the first place…it’s all they know…

She was there to build the Totem of Confessions for Timothy Leary, the LSD pioneer champion, who I guess she used to get high with, because as an actor bills are paid, money is in the bank and you have a lot of time to try to find purpose..

Either way, she ended up dumping his ashes at the event which seemed fitting, as did her being there despite being 1000 years old, because really what else is an old busty hippie supposed to do with herself….in the tail end of her life…after seeking spiritual enlightenment probably every other way, from life coaches, to therapists, to Buddhists, to whatever…

Either way, the whole thing is weird…but not as weird as still wanting to have sex with her all these years later…

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