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Archive for the Tacky Category

2009

25

Jun

Katie Price Destroying Equestrianism of the Day

I think it’s nice to see horseback riding goin’ back to the Wild West days where common whores would ride from brothel to brothel to brothel lookin’ for the latest STD from multiple gold prospectors a night, because I was tired of it being some stuffy bullshit that won’t let me in the gates of their exclusive riding clubs, after telling them I just love watching girls in tight pants bounce up and down on shit. Cunts.

Posted in:Equestrian|Katie Price|Tacky

2009

15

Jan

Paris Hilton is Offensive of the Day

Paris Hilton makes me sick. These pictures of her in her pink Bentley I’ve written about before and it pretty much represents everything I hate about her. She is a tacky bitch who tries to fill the void that is everything about her by buying expensive things that mean absolutely nothing to her because she’s never had to work for anything in her life. She’s taken a nice car and ruined it, like she has to so many things, from teenage girls to Benji Madden not that he was ever a nice thing, but you know what I mean, because she’s a fucking devil. She’s fucking trash, she’s fucking tacky and when people are losing their houses, and so much bad is happening in the world that she could step out of her little princess life and actually do something to help, this kind of behavior is insulting. Let’s hope she drives that shit off a fucking ravine.

Posted in:Disgusting|Paris Hilton|Tacky|The Devil