Here’s a feel good story brought to you by The Rock, because we all smell what he is cooking, money…lot of fucking money…because people fucking love him..and I guess as someone who doesn’t give a fuck about The Rock, or his shitty movies, have no choice but to appreciate this story of him saving his Frenchie, which is a Pug Cousin, as a pug owner, who loves all things pugs…
Making him a hero…a very large hero…
Here’s a fun Labor Day weekend story… We just decided to add to new members to our Johnson family. Baby French Bulldogs. In my right hand is BRUTUS and in my left hand is HOBBS.
Bring them home and immediately take them outside so they can start learning how to “handle their business and potty like big boys”. I set them both down and they both take off in a full sprint and fall right into the deep end of our pool. HOBBS immediately starts doggy paddling while BRUTUS (like a brick) sink heads first to the bottom of the pool.
I take off into a full sprint, fully clothed, dive in the pool, swim to the bottom, rescue my brick, I mean BRUTUS and bring him back to the edge of the pool. He was a little delirious.. took a moment, threw up all the water he swallowed and looked up at me as if to say, “Thank God you didn’t have to give me mouth to mouth!” and then ran off to play with his brother.
A few lessons I’ve learned today.. A) Not all puppies have the instinct to doggie paddle. B) Some puppies (like BRUTUS) will be so in shock by experiencing water they will sink extremely fast so react quick. C) While spiriting to save your puppies life, before you dive in, try and throw your cel phone to safety. Don’t keep it in your pocket… like I did.
Sure it’s not tits..but it is puppies and sometimes, especially when dealing with shitty tits, puppies are better…It is also better than anything about Miley, Kardashians, or whoever that are polluting our lives today…