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2021

23

Nov

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

I think the weirdest thing to happen at the top of the Pandemic, I am not sure if it was because of 5G mind controlling the ladies out there, or if it was just the media, but it was like within a month of being locked down, so many girls got out there selling nudes on OnlyFans…

I know that it has been a slow burn, you know cam girls and porn chicks have always been selling nudes since the dawn of time, but a month into the pandemic, everyone bored at home figured they’d get naked on the internet…

It’s not a bad thing to a pervert like me…I mean the more tits the merrier…and obviously I’ve seen getting naked on the internet as a viable business…but to see it be the goto job for a girl who would otherwise head to college….or work at the mall or the ice cream shop or a summer camp…but instead they just get naked on the internet from home…

The problem is that it leads to laziness, excess, and the fall of society, but who cares about any of that, SEND NUDES…has become SELL NUDES…and everyone’s on it…MORE NUDES….even when there are too much nudes…

The point is that small tits, like big tits, are hot.

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2021

16

Nov

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

In these parts, the titty is solely judged by its nipple and not its size. I call it almost inclusive, because I don’t give a fuck about a tit size so long as it is a tit, but not quite inclusive, because there are some freakish fucking nipples out there, that luckily are less obvious, or prelavant on the the smaller tits, because they aren’t stretched the fuck out, but instead in compact and amazing form….

The nipples make the titty….

So here’s our weekly small titty round-up to remind the small titty girls who don’t realize their tits are worthy, that their tits are worthy…

Sure some hick bro out there, probably the one dude who reads this site, lost in the 90s….is like “LITTLE TITS ARE FOR FAGS”….but I do this for myself, not for you, and myself likes small tits on skinny chicks better than the alternative. IT IS ALL ABOUT ME around here…you know….since I’m the drunkenstepfather or some shit I am humiliated by but can’t escape so might as well just keep going on this hamster wheel of titty hell.

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2021

09

Nov

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

When it comes to tits, you have to approach it like a neglected new born baby, the kind left in a dumpster at Prom, or in the corner of the crackden like that baby in Trainspotting, where that you instinct to suck on a tit, is so fucking strong, in part because you’re malnourished and neglected, so that any tit that comes your way is good enough.

I have always been totally open minded to all tit sizes and as it turns out, I think I am a better person for it.

Not necessarily the kind of virtuous ideologies that the woke have, where they feel if you don’t agree with them on their causes, they want them all to die….but you know for the sake of their cause….

Meaning, I don’t think I am a better person for loving all tits, ALL TITS WELCOME in my store I call my basement masturbation station…because I believe in inclusivity when it comes to tits.

I also think tiny tits have more personality, carry themselves better and are a better roll of the dice lottery win when you get a set of tits in your face….because big tits can go south fast….but still good to suck on…you know when you’re a starving baby on a mental level, you’ll suck on any tit…

TAP INTO YOUR YOUTH OLD MAN!

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2021

02

Nov

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

Tiny Tits are wonderful because there are tits and that may be all you need to know..

These are girls with tiny tits, proud enough of their tiny tits to showcase those tits because thy likely already know that tiny tits are wonderful..

I don’t like to view this a tiny tit empowerment, since the worst thing the internet has brought us was anti-bullying campaigns that led to empowerment campaigns for those who don’t naturally or organically feel hot to try to lay claim on the things people who naturally or organically feel are hot get to feel…

I like to view this as tiny tits are hot and amazing, they don’t need empowerment programs, or group support because they are tits and usually on a tighter body…all good things….and if you don’t know, now you know….

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2021

26

Oct

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

Tiny Tits are Titties Too! TINY TIT LIVES matter….if they are going to be teaching kids perverted shit in the schools, as they are, they should let the girls know that tit size is irrelevant, and that people only get excited by massive sloppy tits on a small frame because they are a diamond in a rough, the treat, the gift from the lord….NOT the industry standard of beauty.

There’s nothing I hate more than young girls, we’re talking 18-25 year olds, maybe even younger if they have fucked up parents, which I’d argue most people do, since society is so fucked…but there’s nothing I hate more, I mean other than our freedoms being attacked by corrupt corporate run criminals, but ONE of the things I hate…is hearing stories of girls butchering their tits.

Small tits, like big tits, are tits and the only thing they can’t do is titty fuck your micro cock as well, but your micro can barely titty fuck big tits either, you know part of the fun of a micro cock…owning the most useless phallus you can’t even pull out in your toxic male rage…because it’ll expose you as being a pussy….with something that looks like a pussy….instead of balls…you TRANS without even trying or mooching off all the benefits of being trans…LOSER..

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2021

19

Oct

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

Tiny tits…are amazing.

I know the bros like to think “BIG TITS OR DIE”….you know because that’s what they think they are supposed to be into, at least according to the success big titty girls get for having big titty. Yoy know the reason women are mindlessly lining up to get their tits cut off and turned into fake clown tits, hoping it will solve all their problems, without realizing that real men like ALL tits not just big tits….

There are likely tit guys and butt guys like the media branded us 20 years ago, there are definitely feet guys and they are terrifyingly weird, but real dudes are into all tits, any tits, because we find women hot.

I don’t know if my mom having small tits triggered me to think small tits are ok, it’s not like she breast fed me amongst her Mexican Brother breast feeding of white men….

But looking at all these tiny tits, I gotta say, they look pretty good on hot bodies….and that’s all we can really ask for….plus fat tits are for fat chicks and I’ve got this FRAGILE MALE EGO in my MISOGYNY that I interpret as PRO woman, just more pro hot woman than ugly woman, there’s a hierarchy to things, to EVERYTHING, not all pussy is created equally, like how all men aren’t created equally….I am a low level cockroach on a pile of shit despite having a website, while other people are billionaires with their websites, life’s not fair….NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED.

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2021

12

Oct

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

I am a fan of the tiny tit, so I appreciate the tiny tit movement, as we’re living in this society of normalizing some of the weirdest shit out there, we need to go back to the basics, which is a love for titty, and remind ourselves that big sloppy tits are fun and great, but small tits are great too…and for girls with small tits, be empowered, show off the tits, celebrate the tits, so we can hop on board and cheerlead for them…since TINY TITS matter…they are like big tits, but more manageable, and for the most part statistically nicer…according to all my research because I don’t like scary monster nipples that aim to the ground, and small tits tend to skew more perky…

NOT THAT WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY WHERE WE ARE ALLOWED TO DISCUSS THE SHAPE OF A BREAST OR THE SIZE OF THE BREAST.

That’s toxic masculinity, that’s perverted, that’s TESTOSTERONE, ohhhh so aggressive.

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2021

05

Oct

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

I wonder if this divided society will start singling out the tiny tits from the big tits while they argue over who is more important as a human, leading to weird big tit vs small tit brawls, that will hopefully be televised for all to see, you know DIVIDE EVERYONE WHEREVER YOU CAN….once you get everyone divided over race, gender, medical treatment status, political stance…where do we go next…it’ll be like BLM burning citites, but for titties.

I am obviously one to stand with the underdog, and since BIG TITS get all the publicity and more small tits get SLAUGHTERED daily than BIG TITS get reduced daily, I’m sticking to the SMALL TIT crowd…plus their bodies are tighter, fitter, and a small tit still has nipples to suck on…so who cares…

SMALL TITS MATTER!

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2021

28

Sep

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

There is a global attack on Tiny Tits….

It’s like they are going door to door to ensure that people aren’t harboring any Tiny Tits, you know like they were Anne Franck, locked in the attack or under the floor boards, becasue for whatever reason, Tiny Tits have been villainized, we’ve been told they aren’t good enough, they aren’t substantial enough and the propaganda machine is busy using social media it manipulate girls into thinking their tiny tits aren’t good enough, aren’t substantial enough, so that they end up fucking the strangers they meet on other apps with their shirt on, like they were fat chicks, or fat dudes, you know shirt on sex for the insecure…or they aren’t showing off their tits in their slutty selfies that they sell or share with strangers to feel validated…even APOLOGIZING…in a “sorry for my tiny tits, I am raising money on GOFUND ME to kill those fuckers’….and the whole thing is so sad…

Because Tiny Tits don’t need to be segregated, they aren’t the mark of the beast, they are in fact perfect, amazing and statistically hotter than sloppy big tits….and the bodies are tighter and nicer to look at too.

Stop ALIENATING and OPPRESSING the tiny tits! Let them LIVE freely…LET THEM LIVE…

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2021

21

Sep

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

Some things that are postured as being empowering tend to annoy me….

There was a time when people did shit for the sake of doing shit and they didn’t need to intellectualize it in the lowest intellectual way…..

So things like fat chicks trying to normalize being fat chicks…or worse…slutty fat chicks trying to normalize being slutty fat chicks because fat chicks are people too, even if they weight as much as two people….instead of just being fat sluts….annoys me…

I don’t need to speech, the manifesto, the thesis paper on why a bitch is getting naked on the internet, just get naked….everyone’s far too serious…

HOWEVER, I am all for the itty bitty titty committee, which is a group of small titty girls, showing their tits, in a FREE THE NIPPLE, but instead of it being to breast feed in public, which I doubt has ever really been banned, but they pretended it did, because everyone needs that hill to die on…and pulling out their mom tits was that hill…it’s to celebrate tiny tits…

Tiny tits are hot, I don’t think they are the minority, but I do know that the breast implant industry is evidence that the tiny natural tit is under attack by the very people who own the tiny tits, because they hate the tiny tits, and feel life will be better with bigger tits, even though the tiny tits are hot.

Not to mention, their new tits will never make their lives better, maybe temporarily or on a superficial level, but I don’t buy it….the KEY to a better life is embracing the tiny tits, loving the tiny tits, and taking pics of the tiny tits for perverts like me to smash my flacid impotent cock that could be a clit against my QWERTY keyboard as my version of a standing ovation…or my version of a fireworks show…you know…just not a very good one, the kid that would likely make the tiny tit girl second guess putting her tiny tit out there….

POINT IS…I love tiny tits.

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