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2021

27

Apr

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

I would describe myself as someone who has zero interests, passions, hobbies…I don’t campaign for anything, I am not an ambassador or advocate for anything, I mean like most people out there, I am a waste of space that doesn’t offer the world anything….but if I was to be an ambassador or advocate…it wouldn’t be for vaccines, race issues, climate change, or really anything the world deems important….I wouldn’t be pushing brands or skinny teas…I’d just be pushing for natural tits…and not just big naturals which are always fun…but also tiny tits cuz real tits matter….and seeing all these bitches chop themselves up for no fucking reason or in hopes of some instagram clout or whatever is tragic….it’s insecurities created by other women based on assumptions that men are only into big tits…when the truth is that men, at least straight men, are just into girls…of all shapes, sizes, and vaginas….no dude actually cares as long as the girl is cool, puts out, or gets naked…so stop saying we give the negative body expectations…because we call some bitches fat…if they’re fat then they’re fat…doesn’t mean we won’t fuck em….or marry em….and the best thing about tiny tits is that they are usually on someone who isn’t that fat…so…there’s that.

Not quite a passion, interest, or hobby…by TINY TIT LIVES MATTER and we should probably make t-shirts, start a Non-Profit, get some of that Hilary Clinton and Bill Gates money to support the cause and buy mansions with the money in the process!

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2021

20

Apr

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

One of my personal missions that I put basically no effort into besides this weekly post that is probably diluted because I also post “TITTY DROPS” on Thursdays which are typically fat tits…where I talk about how much I like fat tits and if you’ve got fat tits you gotta use them to your advantage…because it’s a talent in and of itself that will draw in that audience because we’re triggered by big tits thanks to having been wired to seek tits as babies…that instinct doesn’t die…it just gets redirected from FOOD SOURCE to getting off…

Anyway, my praise and appreciation for big tits and their ability to use those big tits to monetize and make dreams come true shouldn’t discount my love and appreciation for smaller tits, because for the most part…smaller tits are hotter, on hotter bodies and in an era of hating fat people and the normalizing of fat people since fat people died of COVID and caused all the lockdowns so they are the enemy…even if I am a fat person….

I don’t buy into the propaganda this is body positivity, because the ONLY body positivity is one that involves being POSITIVE to your body and being fat or proud of being fat is not actual positivity, that’s just lazy and delusional…

So yeah, small tits on smaller bodies, make for tighter packages in an era of avoiding fat….because it kills…

So empower them to keep them around…since there’s not much worse than a nice small tit being slaughtered to get implants to become a basketball bolted on a tit…

This is that empowering…of something that DESERVES to be empowered and not because it YELLS the loudest on twitter…but because small tits have value too.

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2021

13

Apr

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

I like to celebrate Tiny Tits, because Tiny Tits are hot, usually on a hot body, with a hot ass, unless it’s the fat chick with Tiny Tits who is really just a genetic practical joke, even in this Don’t Shame Me, Body Positivity Era those empowered fatties know they are fatties and that they aren’t hot and that if they don’t have tits they are irrelevant fat people because the only redeeming quality of a fat chick is her tits…and I guess maybe her dick sucking abilities but those have likely dwindled now that they get laid like hot chicks thanks to dating apps…

THERE was a time that fat girls gave the best head…maybe the oral fixation that got them fat in the first place or the excitement of having a dick in their mouth when typically ignored by dicks….because dicks were only into them when drunk enough at 3 am after the bars closed…but now they are all “I’m hot, look at me in this bikini”…when back then they didn’t make bikinis in that size…AS THEY SHOULDN’T…

Point being, this isn’t about fat chicks, it’s about tiny tits, and tiny tits are as hot as big tits, size really doesn’t matter when it comes to tits, and any girl out there feeling shame about her manageable nicely shaped little tits is just bullshit insecurity….

So the empowering has been misdirected to gross fat chicks, when it should be directed at hot girls with small tits so that they don’t get fake tits…

SAVE SMALL TITS…that my kind of activism.


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2021

06

Apr

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

Tiny Tits are titties too.

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2021

30

Mar

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

I don’t think we’re in an era where everyone things that bigger is better, it’s not the 90s and Pam Anderson isn’t the mold that every bitch is trying to fit into in efforts of being desirable to men, or their “hottest”….

I do think that we’re in an era of everyone being an annoying fuck trying to monetize and commodify themselves…like “I am a personal brand”…where the Kardashians are their idols…and that’s probably a lot fucking scarier…

So we’ve got all these fucking muppets with fake asses and fake faces…looking like some clown shit….but SMALL tits still have their niche because some of these idiots are fine with injections, just not with actual surgery so that they can lie when people ask if they’ve had work done, when clearly they’ve had work done…..it’s all part of these trying to be a personal brand and commodify themselves….you know hosting podcasts and telling us about products we don’t need…in the weirdest second life imaginable…but they see other girls getting attention so they go for it…

Since everyone is this selfie, narcissistic fuck, a lot of girls do end up getting tits, I guess they think the small tits are the reason they fucking suck and aren’t at Kardashian level, plus they can’t take bikini selfies with as much confidence….so small tits are still being KILLED off…

So I do this post to support the small titty girls who are still out here getting naked, looking for love in all the wrong places, or at least looking for a career that involves not working, because selling nudes pays…but at least they haven’t jacked their tits up with balls of plastic…don’t they know anything about the environment….it takes 1,000,000 years for a breast implant to biodegrade….think of all the SEA turtles getting choked up by TITTY after all these bitches die and their implants seep into the ocean…..

Point being….Small tits are hot, they come on tighter packages and I am all about a tight small titty body…natural…is the only way….all ou ugly bitches seem to forget that in you’re cookie-cutter attempt to be hot…

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2021

23

Mar

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

Support the tiny tits community of tiny tits because tiny tits are not inadequate tits like they are marketed by the mainstream media, they are more compact, full of personality,tits that are probably the way tits are supposed to be if you all weren’t so fat….

I like Tiny tits as much as nice big tits, but statistically, tiny tits are nicer than big tits, because nice big tits have too many things working against them, like how saggy or fat they are, how saggy or fat the host body is, how big or downward pointed the nipples are, while nice tiny tits are far more manageable…and don’t really have the chance to have nasty big nips aiming to their feet…but rather a perkiness..

So fight this war on Breast Implants and tell all the tiny tits you meet or see that you’re a fan of all they have to offer, unless they are on fat chicks, because small tits on fat chicks is a curse, since the only redeeming quality of a fat girl is fat tits…

All this to say….EMPOWER small tits by looking at ALL these SMALL tits.

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2021

16

Mar

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

If you read the site, you’ll know I like all tits, but tiny tits in particular because they are easier to manage, more wholesome and typically look better than the average big tit……cuz the average big tit is sloppy and statistically is attached to the average big tit girl who usually has a big everything else…and if she doesn’t…she likely will eventually…

I don’t think hating on tits is really the objective of tiny tits, I don’t need to shame big tits, because some of my favorite tits are big tits, it’s just that a smaller tits come with hotter bodies and smaller tits get KILLED every day by girls who don’t realize that small tits are good….so like a clothing company using fat girls to sell leggings to skinny girls but still letting fat girls in on the fun…I celebrate the tiny tit every tuesday..

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2021

09

Mar

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

It may have been internation women’s day yesterday, but I celebrate women every fucking day, even if the general feedback I used to get about the site was that I was some creepy pervert misogynist woman hater, that’s really never been the case, or as the woke would say “that was never my truth”…because I do call women whores or disappointments, and I do think that fat chicks are gross, because they are only fat out of self abusive behaviors, rather than sorting it the fuck out, so I like to think I am here to celebrate women being the best versions of themselves by staring at their tits…

What people seem to forget is that I just post pics they post of themselves, so any perversion stems from the creator, I’m just the observer…

I also don’t think telling women to do better is a bad thing, because I do think women are capable of anything, but due to laziness, become whores selling nudes on only fans, so maybe women are the real women haters, if you talk to any woman they always hate each other….and people celebrating hot chicks, calling out fat chicks getting too much attention for being fat, like some kind of freakshow of modern times, when they should be getting on a diet…is celebarating women…

Well, part of being a woman is having tits, and part of being a woman is feeling insecure about having small tits, even if they are more practical and easier to manage, so I am here to support and empower the small tits, cuz I find small tits hotter than big tits, big tits are too much of a dice roll, and hotter bodies come with small tits, so if you’re looking to cut off your tits, not cuz you’re trans but because you want to go bigger knowing you’ll make more on your only fans, this is my protest to you….or my outreach…to remind you that SMALL tits matter…and SMALL TITS are hot…so show us your small tits instead – like these girls…

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2021

02

Mar

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

I’ve done enough Tiny Tit content over the years for you to know that I like small tits, I find them hotter than big tits, I think they are more manageable and have the same effect as big tits, and more importantly, the body they come on is typically one you’d like to see naked, because big tits are sloppy and the hot bodies with big tits always grow into the tits…just ask Kate Upton and Jennifer Love Hewitt, two examples of tiny or small enough body big tit girls who done grew into their tits..there are others…..because big tits after 30 are risky tits…metabolisms slow down and shit…

ANYWAY…tiny tits are also something tiny tit girls show off as much as big titty girls since they are still tits…at least those who realize what they got is good…the ones who slaughter their small tits to put bags of plastic in their tits…while only eating organic…are the idiot small tits…while the hot bodied other small tits don’t bother with bras and thus show a lot more of their tits than the big titty girls who just focus on the cleavage….giving us a much thorough titty experience even if the volume of the tit is less.

So here I am championning small tits cuz they are great….and you should like them too.

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2021

23

Feb

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

Tiny tits don’t always mean tiny bodies, or tiny vaginas for your tiny dicks, sometimes tiny tits are on large bodies an it’s fucking weird….but they are still tits..and tits matter..

My theory on the TINY TITS thing is that a girl with tiny tits with statistically have a tighter body which as far as I’m concerned, since I am a “NO FAT CHICKS” kind of guy when it comes to internet smut, but a “ONLY FAT CHICKS” when it comes to everyday life because the hot skinny girls have other options, and really the fat ones have other options now too because of the whole inclusivity things, so thankfully, I’m impotent and it’s a “No Chicks’ policy….I can blame on COVID…unless you consider my wife a chick, which I don’t….so you shouldn’t either.

ANYWAY…good things come in small packages or some shit, where small tits, and some of these aren’t even that small, but the girls think they are because they are deluded from shitty fat Kardashian tit and think that’s what people like…look good to me…and that’s what it’s about.

So here’s to small titty empowerment!

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