Here are some tiny tit girls celebrating their small tits by showing them to you, in an empowered, small tit, celebration of tit, cuz tits, regardless of size are still tits, so long as they’re on a chick…or a dude pretending to be a chick for clout…all jacked up on hormones….because even in this gender inclusive world of ONE GENDER…man boobs aren’t the same as tits, even when they are bigger than tits, cuz we’re all fat fucks thanks to being put in front of screens like mindless idiots and fed shitty food.

I endorse small tits, I find them to be hotter, more compact, good things in small packages, plus there’s a direct correlation to a tighter body than the bigger titty counterparts…

Some of these tits aren’t even that small by my standards, I’d even call some of them big, just not American Made, Sloppy and Obese big….that you’re all used to.

The point is, stop empowering fat chicks, start empowering tight bodied skinny chicks…they’re better..yes, not everything is EQUAL…despite what your delusions want to believe…SOME things are better than others…deal with it….

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Tiny Tits are Titties Too…

I say the same fucking thing about tiny tit tuesday, which unlike Titty Tuesdays on other sites, isn’t about the biggest and baddest boobs being used on the internet for attention, it’s about empowering TINY TITS and the women who own them, because Tiny Tits are as amazing as big tits, usually more often than not, the tiny tit is actually text book better than big tits on all fronts, from nipple size, placement, and perkiness, where big tits can be fucking terrifying, intimidating, hard to manage and control….

I don’t think every tiny tit girl is against her tiny tits, a lot of girls hate breast implants and the idea of being so fucking lame that they need to go under the fucking knife to get the tits they think will make them the most money possible, despite eating organic, and being vegan, and anti-plastic, they’re like ‘DON’T USE PLASTIC STRAWS THEY KILL TURTLES”….but I’ll put that shit inside my fucking body…cuz it makes me hotter…fucking inconsistent fucks…

But yeah, I think a lot of tiny tit girls are proud of their small tits and I’m proud at these small tits for showing us this amazingness…

SAVE THE TITTIES and the SEA TURTLES you activist whores…

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Tiny Tits are amazing, all tits are amazing, but Tiny Tits a pack a big punch, or can pack a big punch, even when they aren’t big, cuz they are tits…

What I mean by that is that girls may think having big tits makes the whole experience more thrilling for a man, but I’ll say that we get equally excited by being flashed any tit, the bigger the tits get doesn’t really directly correlate to the level of excitment…big tits doesn’t mean big excitement, all tits means big excitement, big tits that are nice may mean bigger but not proportionately bigger excitement…

If you’re a dude, you know what I mean…

Big tits are best used by fat girls to try to compete in a world where fat girls are seen as cross…the occasional unicorn big tit on a small frame happen…but if you were a conservative risk averse kind of motherfucker, the small tits will statistically be better…

I think it’s important for you to tell every small tit girl you see that small tits are great, they may get you arrested for sexual assault, but it’s the activism I think is important, to stop women from getting plastic injected into their tits, creating inflammation, mold and all kinds of other gross issues all for a big tit that is basically irrelevant, especially since you can just photoshop your tits like everyone else does….

This has been my weekly tribute to small tits…an ode to the itty bitty titty.

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I am a tiny tit supporter, I’d be a tiny tit ambassador, but I got some huge fucking tits and not in a good way, you know being a middle aged man and all…I could use some tiny tit energy to make me look a little less like a middle aged mom in a tank top and no bra whenever I leave the house…

I think tiny tits are substantially better than big sloppy tits, they pack a big punch and are far more manageable on all fronts…they hang better, they make the host body look tighter and more athletic…unless it’s a fat chick with tiny tits but my life philosophy is NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED….so when I talk about anything, except big tits, that are historically something fat chicks misappropriate…and confuse for being “hot”….cuz they are large…I mean if I had a bitcoin for every fat girl I’ve seen in a push up bra at a bar trying to confuse drunk guys to fuck them…I’d have a lot of bitcoins and I wouldn’t be here doing tiny tit posts…OR MAYBE I WOULD….

My biggest life regret is not being a bitcoin billionaire…I was on the internet, where the fuck was I when I could have made 100,000,000 dollars for 1,000 dollars…WHAT a fail…

But tiny tits, and supporting tiny tits, is critical to save dumb girls following the bullshit instagram filters and photoshop jobs, leading to hack themselves up to insert plastic in their tits while rying about plastic straws and single use plastic…

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Tiny Tits are titties too..

I don’t know why I am a small titty fetishist, maybe I’m a queer, or maybe I think small titties are hotter than big titties cuz they look better naked….at least statistically….

You will find many more hot small titties than you will find hot big titties….and the package the small titties come on are typically hotter than the fat bodies that big tits come on….

I never subscribed to fucking fat chicks with big tits for their tits…but I know people who were all about that life…not caring that fat chick tits are usually the sloppiest of the big sloppy tits…unless they have small tits…in which case they should kill themselves…nothing crazier than a fat girl with small tits…a fate worse than death…

I was always more into tight packages and small tits come to those who wait…or on tight packages….and I’ve always been against cutting off the tits to insert plastic baggies filled with toxic shit to make the titties bolt on circular weirdness of instagram…

I support and empower empowered small tits..here’s the round-up….

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Tiny Tits aren’t just “Titties Too” they should be the basis, the foundation, the blue print, the outline, of all tits…because big tits are just small tits that got fat from too much hormone filled chicken and dairy…or genetics…but I prefer chemicals in the foods we let these overlords feed us…which the only positive is the big tits, even this story is about small tits…cuz small titty lives matter…that’s my organization…we don’t burn down cities…we just suck titties…that’s the slogan…pretty brilliant…amazing I am still a degenerate blogger…what is a blog even? Do they still exist…I’d feel shame if I could…trust me.

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I probably don’t have to tell you this, because I tell you this every Tuesday and it’s my only angle, and it’s not fucking rocket science, but I’ll say it again, because that’s what we do in these parts..we repeat and expect diminishing return…you know no one gave a fuck my last 40 TINY TIT posts, where I say “TINY TITS ARE TITTIES TOO”….and where I try to NORMALIZE tiny tits for all those girls out there being brainwashed to think Tiny Tits Suck….because BREAST IMPLANTS happen every day, and they really shouldn’t…I mean bitches be “I don’t use plastic straws, but I got plastic inserted in my chest cavity, because I like to fill my bathing suits better”….polluting the world when you die and rot…while polluting yourself with foreign objects like some kind of freak….and then there’s the dudes who are jealous girls on Instagram get all the attention and get to be the best sugar babies, cutting off their dicks and getting top surgery, like the weirdest and permanent halloween costume…all looking like a Kardashian…because the Kardashians started out as dudes…and I’m just here to say, tiny tits look good, they are hot, they are on hotter bodies than big tits 90 percent of the time, they are manageable, they are still tits, they have nipples in the right spot, nipples of the right size, so stop pushing this BIG TITS MATTER shit, cuz we already know that…we don’t need a staged police killing that was paid to go viral since nothing goes viral unless they want it to go viral to know big tits matter…but the small tits get left in the dust and forgotten…they are the WHITE MAN of tits…in this era of WHITE PEOPLE ARE THE ENEMY….cuz of Critical Race Theory where everything is considered racist because society as we know it was built by the white man with racist intentions or some nonsense…..only about tits…

I don’t know what I am saying, but I like small tits.

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Tiny Tits are titties too…and they need to be apprecaited, loved, told they are worthy, told they are statistically hotter than big tits cuz most big tits are fucking nasty on nasty bitches, while tiny tits come with tighter bodies…

And there’s no bigger threat to humanity ….Not the manmade viruses, no UFO sightings that the military claim they don’t understand, no food shortages, internment camps, vaccine passports, racism….and all the other things the media shove down our throats to terrify us and disrupt our days instead of letting us chill….than the breast implant…and I’m talking the bolt on, disgusting basketball stapled to the chest that NEVER needed to happen because girls are confused and this TITS get hits, which they do…I mean without tits Em Rata would just be a dog faced monster….and Kate Upton would be some fat chick with no tits….but the truth is there are many hotter women than both those vile cunts without the tits, who don’t need the tits, so let’s celebrate the tits…

They are a gift, much like when I woke up this morning and saw that a girl was for whatever reason shaving her pussy next to the dumpster behind my building…sometimes life gives you lemons, other times, it gives you a girl with a pink bic razor, literally shaving her cunt with her skirt jacked up behind a dumpster….and that’s the magic that is LIVING…right?

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My new hobby is jerking off to stories about women who have got their breasts removed due to cancer or the potential cancer causing gene like they were Angelina Jolie, because it’s a thing women do to avoid the inevitable breast cancer they are genetically predisposed to, or at least mitigate the risk by preemptively removing the areas that cancer would attack….you know I just used mitigate and preemptive in a sentence…and they say I can’t write…those are fuckign DICTIONARY level words people and I used them ALL ON MY OWN…

But yeah, so these women cut off their tits, sacrifice them, say goodbye to them, only to get reconstructive surgery, which you should read as “TIT JOBS”…by getting implants and tattooed nipples….and there’s one brand of implant that’s been linked to causing cancer since putting PLASTIC,…to root of all evil that is destroying ALL of us on a genetic level and turning us all gay and hormonally imbalanced…directly into your body only for it to shock your system…all for a set of rockin’ hard tits…

So they cut the tits off, to avoid cancer, only to put cancer causing implants into their tits….that they now have to remove to get replace with the non cancer causing implant…and all that titty talk just gets me hot and bothered…even under such unfortunate circumstances and life choices..

So to that I say, we really need to empower the important things, like small tits, because they are the victims in all this, I mean not really the whole predisposed to cancer thing, but the whole pressure of having big tits, which is a cancer of its fucking own….when TINY TITS can be as hot, probably more hot statistically than big tits, at least on a percentage basis….more hot small tits than hot big tits out there…

So that’s why I support these small tit girls showing off their small tits cuz they are hot and they know it…

If you or someone you know wants implants…don’t do it.

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Tiny Tits are amazing every day, not just on Tuesdays, it’s just that I do a round up of Tiny Tit women who are proud of their tiny tits, which I think is an important cause when I hear shit like girls on TikTok taking fat pills to get fat asses like Kardashians, or 16 year old girls getting tit implants with their parental consent for their instagram feed…I guess better than cutting dick off…or taking hormones to be the opposite gender they want to be because that’s something far weirder that getting a set of tits…but the truth is that smaller tits are statistically hotter, so there’s a better chance of finding good small tits than good big tits cuz good big tits can have so many things go wrong…while good small tits just come stock with the small tits and bad small tits are more rare than bad big tits…it’s science just believe me…you dumb fuck titty addicts..

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